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shadesofbacon

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Personal Info
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, xbox, Gaming pc
Interests: Warhammer, mlp fim, fallout, the elder scrolls
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:7/14/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 4199 total,  5199 ,  1000
Comment Thumbs: 4205 total,  5434 ,  1229
Content Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 141 Content: Faptastic → Level 142 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 13% (13/100)
Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:0
Content Views:170927
Times Content Favorited:206 times
Total Comments Made:2080
FJ Points:1239

latest user's comments

#12 - They fill the void that their poor looks create with horses 01/30/2013 on pretty accurate +5
#96 - They're talking about the reason we feel tired, chemically, no… 01/29/2013 on Fun Facts for the Whole Family 0
#242 - That's unlikely I'm afraid 01/24/2013 on Skyrim 0
#7 - Dare I ask for a link  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2013 on Wat +9
#9 - sinery (01/22/2013) [-]
"Fluttershy and Jake with an alien dick"
User avatar #12 - sergiusalceanu (01/22/2013) [-]
Thank you
#13 - iamnaked (01/22/2013) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #20 - bendingtimeisgood (01/22/2013) [-]
Someone please explain why fluttershy has tits the size of canada.
#22 - novaknightmare has deleted their comment.
User avatar #23 - bendingtimeisgood (01/22/2013) [-]
ahh internet math...
#396 - Playstation con troll ers are more compact so I'd say for port…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on Gaming device ∞ in 1 +4
#426 - mrdrpage (01/20/2013) [-]
Good point. I guess after playing so much Xbox the Playstation's thumbsticks just feel awkward to me.

Random gif
#42 - How are fry and Leela related?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/17/2013 on feelturama +1
#48 - mcnizzlezz (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm talking about the entire family tree of Fry.
#52 - irishlawyer (01/17/2013) [-]
...how
#53 - mcnizzlezz (01/17/2013) [-]
Scroll down to family tree:

futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Philip_J._Fry
#54 - irishlawyer (01/17/2013) [-]
right, forgot the grandfather
#55 - mcnizzlezz (01/17/2013) [-]
And that he technically slept with his own grandmother, Mildred.
#74 - psykobear has deleted their comment.
#62 - irishlawyer (01/17/2013) [-]
technically, that isn't incest, is it?
#80 - mcnizzlezz (01/18/2013) [-]
Well she was his grandmother then he went in the past (after being in the future) and then slept with her.

Lol at all my red thumbs haha
#44 - More like when you're the funniest drunk and people get you dr… 01/13/2013 on Now drink! +1
#3 - It's more like 'He's an asshole to the new guy, after that you… 01/12/2013 on Really saying +3
#2 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Stone is Hard. +13
#5 - ponchovia (01/09/2013) [-]
#7 - wholesomeburn (01/09/2013) [-]
#8 - ponchovia (01/09/2013) [-]
oh you
#9 - wholesomeburn (01/09/2013) [-]
#10 - ponchovia (01/09/2013) [-]
EXCELLENT!!!
#11 - wholesomeburn (01/09/2013) [-]
#12 - ponchovia (01/09/2013) [-]
i have friends to back me up
#13 - wholesomeburn (01/09/2013) [-]
#14 - ponchovia (01/09/2013) [-]
#15 - wholesomeburn (01/09/2013) [-]
#16 - ponchovia (01/09/2013) [-]
come on im ready
#17 - wholesomeburn (01/09/2013) [-]
As am I!
#18 - ponchovia (01/09/2013) [-]
good thing i can multiply
#135 - Oh I see, I thought it mean that somehow if I gave an american… 01/06/2013 on Trillion Explained +1
#129 - I thought a trillion was always just a trillion, mind explaining?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2013 on Trillion Explained +4
#160 - maskedhippo (01/06/2013) [-]
#133 - barehype (01/06/2013) [-]
There's two systems, America has always used short hand and England used to use long hand until recently where it's been officially changed to short hand just for convenience. Short hand is where the numbers relate to powers of 1000 e.g. 1000^1 = thousand 1000^2= million 1000^3 = billion 1000^4 = trillion. The thing is this system is a bit stupid because billion has the prefix 'bi' meaning 2 but it's 1000^3.

The long system is where numbers relate to the powers of a million e.g. 1000000^1 = million 1000000^2 = billion 1000000^3 = trillion. This system is much nicer because the bi in billion actually makes sense now. But yeah by the short system a trillion is 1000000000000, but by the long system it's 1000000000000000000. I'm from England and I'd much prefer to go back to the long system but I suppose it makes sense using America's system.
User avatar #135 - shadesofbacon (01/06/2013) [-]
Oh I see, I thought it mean that somehow if I gave an american 1 trillion dollars and they gave me 1 trillion back one of us would be losing out.
#227 - Neither am I, they just don't feel like they finish properly I think. 01/05/2013 on New job here i come! +2
#10 - Happened to the overdeveloped girl at my primary school as well. 01/04/2013 on Popularity 0
#22 - I was joking, but regardless. You're hot  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on Fight 0
#55 - morskoj (01/04/2013) [-]
You have nice titties for a little boy.
#20 - Shut up commie  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Fight +5
User avatar #21 - domitius (01/04/2013) [-]
good argument, mong
#22 - shadesofbacon (01/04/2013) [-]
I was joking, but regardless.

You're hot
#55 - morskoj (01/04/2013) [-]
You have nice titties for a little boy.
#8 - How can I join? 01/04/2013 on Resolution Updates +1
#6 - How have you gained the power to stop anybody commenting on co… 01/04/2013 on Resolution Updates +2
#23 - It's true! 01/04/2013 on Poor Michael +1
#48 - Miranda wasn't that bad, atleast she had an original story behind her  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2013 on Suicide Mission +2
User avatar #49 - nalenthi (01/03/2013) [-]
You're right, she wasn't boring, she was just really unlikable.
User avatar #54 - TardytheTurtle (01/03/2013) [-]
but she had really nice tits
that just about makes up for it
User avatar #55 - nalenthi (01/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... I guess so. I mean everybody loves boobs... even females and gays.
#58 - salmonofdoubt (01/09/2013) [-]
Look at all her PLOT
#404 - 1(truth)+2(god)=3(life) 1(truth)=3(life)-2(god) … 01/03/2013 on Random title goes here. 0
#54 - After further research I now agree, although higher power micr… 12/22/2012 on Coincidence? 0
#11 - I remember back in the day where you had to do those rep grind… 12/22/2012 on fuck this. i`m out +6
#46 - What makes the cells in lung immune to it? Lung cancer can be…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Coincidence? 0
User avatar #50 - MudkipTomislav (12/22/2012) [-]
Microwaves are weak and quite similar to radio waves and you're literally drowning in those if you live anywhere in the developed world.

Though putting your head in a microwave oven isn't really a good idea not because of cancer but because of the intensity and what it can do to for example to a bag of popcorn.
User avatar #79 - dancingTrooper (12/22/2012) [-]
I once saw a movie where this family was attacked by hoodlums and forced out of their home. it ended with the wife dead the daughter raped the little brother of the bad guys being adopted by the father and the bad guys head exploded in a micro wave. if anyone can tell me the name of that movie I would greatly appreciate it
User avatar #54 - shadesofbacon (12/22/2012) [-]
After further research I now agree, although higher power microwave radiation can cause cancer right? Just not the amount levels that microwave ovens use
#64 - Don't be sorry, it's fine.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2012 on Youtube, on Artistic Method 0
User avatar #65 - zelmandex (12/21/2012) [-]
:)
#61 - It's just a joke, it's not serious at all  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Youtube, on Artistic Method +1
User avatar #63 - zelmandex (12/21/2012) [-]
I know... I don't know, it's just... just something I have been holding in I guess. Wrong place to say it though.
Sorry.
User avatar #64 - shadesofbacon (12/21/2012) [-]
Don't be sorry, it's fine.
User avatar #65 - zelmandex (12/21/2012) [-]
:)

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User avatar #22 - MaelRadec (09/04/2012) [-]
i came here to make friends and slap bitches... and i finished the slapping
User avatar #21 - MaelRadec (09/03/2012) [-]
*salutes* sir, please for give for my next action, sir... *slap* this is for being an inquisitor dick *slaps again* this is for CHAOS!!
User avatar #2 - derpyhuman ONLINE (05/23/2012) [-]
according to notmadguy you're a faggot.
User avatar #3 to #2 - shadesofbacon (05/23/2012) [-]
i beg to differ
#1 - thundercloud (05/04/2012) [-]
HEY YOU i ******* love you
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