i hope that's not a stab at Michael, is that just a metaphor?
I'm just psycho I go a little bit crazy sometimes

I also get a little bit out of control with my rhymes.

what is even happening here I don't know

Good God, dip, do a little slide bend down, touch your toes, and just glide

no idea, are we thinking of the same animation?

Up the center of the dance floor, like TP for my bunghole, and it's cool if you let one go~

This one?

alright, looks like you can have me now!

I win!
Don't worry, I take very good care of my pets. The incident with Tinkerbull was a one-time-thing, I swear.

you better take damn good care of me! i am one of a kind!

Oh, relax, you're nothing I can't handle!

wanna bet?

Oh please, your hair is the most intimidating thing about you.

you just don't know me

Oh. Well. That's, err... That looks kind of dangerous.

you have no idea

Aww shit, you went there. You really just went there.

I think I need a towel.

there are no towels on my profile!

That's disappointing. What do you have here?

snuggies

Pajamas are better

yea well i also came up with a new rap

What kind of rap?

not the kind of rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation

No worries, I've got a brand new bag of toys

what else could you do to make noise?

I've touched on everything but little boys

AwWwW YiSs mOtHeRfUcKiNg hOmEsTuCk :o) HoNk

D --> I actually own the Eridan acount here on FJ. I'm going to cosplay Equius tomorrow at school

DuDe! ThAt's mOtHeRfUcKiNg aWeSoMe! I WiLl bE CoSpLaYiNg a mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAlE VeRiOn oF MoThErFuCkInG VrIsKa

D --> Apart from Nepeta, Vriska is my favorite girl troll

http://miffthefox.info/trollme/index.html
Incase you need it. Gamzee is a bitch to type

:33 < nah it's cool, i have an extension on my chrome so i can type any troll quirk, it too is called troll me

hey

hello darling, how are you

i am good random people :3

sorry darling, there is only one of me, my main account got a ban so I went to my alternate

oh i see, well very nice to meet you! how are you?

nice to meet you as well darling, and im doing well thank you for asking

also "is this a zombie" is a good anime :33

i think so as well, though personaly i want to read the light novels but no one is translating them and i cant read Japanese

i understand your pain. i will be taking japanese next year because my senior year of highschool i will be going to japan to go to japanese highschool

sounds like fun, i hope you enjoy it

me too, it just sucks because i will be away from my girlfriend for a year

well you could try long distance but yeah that sucks

we are already doing long distance, she moved to Louisiana for the next two years and i live in california... but she is going to move back later on. pretty much we will only have a year together and then after highschool we will be together again. that's if she hasn't found someone better

sorry to hear your already long distance the best of luck of you

eh, i really have no other choice, i mean i couldn't find another girl for a real long time soooo yea... but enough about me. tell me about yourself

well what would you like to know, but we warned im in a bit of a mood today so i may answer with nonsense

well things like, how old you are, where you from, interests, things like that

oh really now?

yes

well that's good because i have a lot of sexy trolls

i dont hahha
but i can draw them if i want to

hmm... might take you up on that!

well i do take requests
im not so good at drawing mens
but i can do nsfw but ill have to link it instead

sounds fine to me!

cool what would you like then?

roxy and rose and vriska... oh! and porrim... meulin?

alright. its so many so i might not do full on drawings but i will do a good sketch of each if thats ok? also what kind of like poses and stuff or outfits or how nsfw or not or whatever
(roxy and vriska are my favorite lady characters)

bent over and stuff like that are perfectly cool, i pretty much like ass and tits. outfits don't really matter, and roxy is my favorite human and vriska is my favorite troll

do you want it as one picture or separate or what?

seperate

alright ill try to do it tonight and tomorrow

sweet! thanks!

no problem

Greetings!

just thought i would make a new friend :3

well that's dumb! but yea there are some idiots who would flag that shit!

i like burger overlord better :3

You sure about that, man?

Yep. That or Lucifer's Jr.

Oh my god that gif.

i have like no bad reaction pics because i have been saving up on Homestuck pics... want to dump on my Profile???

band*

time to shine

That's all I got, my folder got deleted recently.

aww :c

unlessss

i didn't turn my head!!!!!

Okay, so here I am at this Falling In Reverse concert in America, I think it was in Jacksonville or something, I can't remember, so yeah it's in America so I've travelled half way across the world.
BUT TO MY FUCKING SURPRISE, when the concert starts, I See Stars are opening (right? I didn't know either) and me and some people i didn't know were chanting their name.

MFW we go thrown out the venue for chanting "I See Stars".
MFW I travelled half way across the world to go to a concert only to be thrown out.
MFW Ronnie Radke.

what the actual fuck? that's so dumb! did they even give you a reason to throw you out? oh and guess who is coming to my town on march 4th! (bvb)

NO BUT EVERYONE ELSE SAID IT WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE THROWN OFF TOUR.

And idk, who?

lame! and just read the last word of my other sentence.... ^^

oh.
my.
god.

also guess who is going to try really hard to get backstage passes

You lucky little prick.

Speaking of luck though

that is lucky.... but did i also forget to mention there is going to be a concert of As I lay Dying AND Devil Wears Prada?

I CAME

(not really though)

shall we continue this into a reaction picture/gif thread?

maybe tomorrow or so... i have a shit ton of homework and so little time...

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

sowwy :c

I'll talk to you tomorrow then

yay! okay then...

yea that's fine... i don't want them anymore

it's homestuck, ain't got to explain shit!!!

Why does Gamzee have boobs?

i don't know........

that pic...

yea i was surprised when i found it too

Jake "ENGLISH"?

yes that is his last name...

I know, but i'm just making connections,They just introduced a villain with the name english, and that green skull on jakes shirt looks familiar, Coincidence?

oh don't worry my buddy, i don't even know if that skull on his shirt has any relevance except for the fact that he just likes skulls..... oh and get ready for some hardcore pornographic stuff later on

this is relevent to my interests.

it was like i could not be reading it around my parents kind of bad....

dave's older brother dirk draws it for an alien

Make contact with alien species....lets draw it porn!

yea pretty much....

hey man, I'm gonna go to bed. I hope we talk again soon!

alright bye man!!!

<--- this bitch..... feferi is just a bitch to me, yours?

<-----Fagcactus. I kinda like Feferi...

i think eridan just needs love.... then he will cool his hipster tits

Not just because he's a hipster, I just think he is a huge Douchewaffle

yea kinda... but feferi was really just straight up bitch in his face

Oh,well the're both dead now

when did eridan die?

oops, how far are you in the story?

just caught up yesterday.... some parts i just don't remember, refresh my memory

Oh, alright Its when he and Vriska are about to go at it, then Gamzee shows up and they have this three way stare down, But then out of fucking nowhere Kanaya cancels all of that shit out. She Uber-kicks Gamzee in the crotch, Knocks Vriska the fuck out and then slices Eridan in half

oh that is right!!!!!! that is when i realized kanaya wasn't a boring character after all!

Yeah, she went full badass, at that part. Im ant the part Where jade dies again...

again.... refresh my memory, there is just so much shit going on later on that you forget a lot of stuff

It's the really big cutscene at the end of act 5

ah, yea you still have a long way to go my friend..... but don't worry you will get to meat new characters!!!!!!!

Just finished that cut scene..... I don't have words to describe what just happened

yea pretty weird isn't it? just wait for weirder shit to come...... like some one kissing........ nevermind

So that's lord english....Honk?....What the fuck, I liked Gamzee if he turns out to be the main villain, I don't even know!

oh boy, you don't know how much i want to spill some shit! there is so much that i thought also but things come out as the exact opposite of what you think!!!

I could look into the time vortex and not be half as confused as homestuck makes me

Dude...

NUOH MY GOD I LOST MY SHIT

XD

dont even know why
buuuuuuut here you go

i love that set

well yea if you put it in humanoid version then any pokemon can be fappable but i mean those two are the only pokemon that are fabbable in their original state

Don't ruin this.

sorry, i didn't have my homestuck reaction folder, but now i am able to do proper resonses

sweet so who is your patron troll mine is eridan

GaMzEe MoThErFuCkIn' MaKaRa

lucky son of a bitch

but my favorite troll is Vriska ::::D

mine is Gamzee and Tavros

quick question, which characters do you want to start dating?

gamzee and tavros, nepeta and equius, karkat and nepeta. karkat and terezi. thats all i can think of right now

i want vriska and john, and i also want dirk and jake to get together...

YAY! I MISSEDEDED YOU!!!!!!!

i did and he signed my forehead... i just need to get my camera back from my retarded cousin and i will post pics THEN gtfo

k.

you know i still luv you abby :3

don't know....