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sgtshrapnel

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Date Signed Up:6/04/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:California
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#26 - First that Take On Me cover, and now this? ERock's been killin… 10/30/2015 on Spooky Scary Skeletons! 0
#42 - Picture  [+] (22 new replies) 10/29/2015 on Brazilian 6 barrel shotgun! 0
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#71 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
Did he give a mug bullets
#76 - secondlawprevails (10/29/2015) [-]
What else do you expect from a greenskin?
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#77 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
honestly I'd expect it to have been fastened to a choppa or something

Or affixed to a vehicle

or filled with explosives, stuck on the end of a rope or stick, and used as an explosive you just hit people with
#78 - secondlawprevails (10/29/2015) [-]
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#83 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
better than just sticking bullets to it
didn't even give it a firing mechanism like shit

mekboy step your game up
#105 - secondlawprevails (10/29/2015) [-]
If the ork believes it can shoot, it can shoot. Don't question ork tech.
#106 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
I question it
I question the true power of the WAAAGH! like it's my job
#127 - secondlawprevails (10/29/2015) [-]
Why question when you can purge?
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#128 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
Im a taufag
we don't purge if we can help it
#129 - secondlawprevails (10/29/2015) [-]
For teh emprah! Learn to melee space commies.
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#130 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
yeah yeah I know

I'm still convinced that that's nothing more than a game balance contrivance
You will never ever make me believe that those massive battlesuits have no close combat capabilities and no melee strength

Never
An XV88 could easily stomp on a marine
Probably wouldn't kill the guy but he'd put him on his back no problem

Then a fusion blaster to the head
plthrrp!
#131 - secondlawprevails (10/29/2015) [-]
It could also have to do with literal balance. Of its not desined with a low enough center of gravity, something that big could be knocked over fairly easy. Big, swinging movements would probably make it turn turtle.
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#132 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
I would think their technological knowledge would have them easily able to understand and counterbalance that sort of thing

At best maybe they need to plant their feet like a sumo before they swing
So they might be slow at melee, to start with. But I'm absolutely not sold on the weakness.

Infantry maybe
Not the battlesuits

And even then infantry armour could have some limb actuators and shit

Basically I can really think of no reason the Tau haven't figured out a solution to any of these issues, given the technology they do have
#133 - secondlawprevails (10/29/2015) [-]
I mean...sort of...I guess. In Canon they are the only race not caught in technical regression.
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#134 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
The canon is always true
But it isn't always right
#135 - secondlawprevails (10/29/2015) [-]
However cannon is always right.
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#136 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
Except when it's not looking
#137 - secondlawprevails (10/29/2015) [-]
We don't do that sneaky stuff here.
#140 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
Just like anything else
#141 - secondlawprevails (10/29/2015) [-]
Well, uhm, yeah.
#138 - captainprincess (10/29/2015) [-]
ey good fer you
#139 - secondlawprevails (10/29/2015) [-]
Gay space rocks? Now THAT's something I can purge to.
#107 - You must be great fun at parties  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2015 on if all roommates where like... -4
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#113 - leifbunny (10/28/2015) [-]
Yup.
#58 - C'mon man, dude's just trying to find a place to live  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2015 on if all roommates where like... +41
#77 - leifbunny (10/28/2015) [-]
Oh I forgot. I can't have an opinion that doesn't match the circlejerk. Sorry.
#162 - neruuub (10/28/2015) [-]
"I don't agree with your opinion" is pretty much what Red Thumbs are for.
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#134 - magicalfruitbasket (10/28/2015) [-]
You can have an opinion but if it's a shitty one like yours don't be a faggot about it.
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#107 - sgtshrapnel (10/28/2015) [-]
You must be great fun at parties
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#113 - leifbunny (10/28/2015) [-]
Yup.
#63 - Ah, Wales.. Where the men are men, and the sheep are scared. 10/26/2015 on How do you say Netflix and... +16
#916 - **sgtshrapnel used "*roll picture*"** **sgtshrapnel rolled … 10/19/2015 on Roll for your new girlfriend 0
#188 - No problemo. 10/19/2015 on I want to protect that smile 0
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