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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/03/2012
Last Login:9/08/2014
Location:Texas
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    Lol Comp One Lol Comp One
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    We've All Done It We've All Done It
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#1 - First newfag 06/08/2012 on awww yeaa +2
#62 - fag couldn't hang .... oh wait! 05/25/2012 on oh 9gag 0
#6355 - **sgtmajormanatee rolls 953** 05/25/2012 on ZOMBIES 0
#90 - OMG it really looks like Sid i couldn't stop laughing XD 05/08/2012 on Full of normal people +4
#48 - Well it all started in 1942 and I was just drafted to the big … 04/29/2012 on Alcoholism only costs a dollar 0
#43 - It takes me at least 20 to get drunk now so it would cost double  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2012 on Alcoholism only costs a dollar -7
#44 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
takes 20 beers for you to get drunk?
tell me more about how you are a badass
#49 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
why are you


so mad
User avatar #48 - sgtmajormanatee (04/29/2012) [-]
Well it all started in 1942 and I was just drafted to the big war. Most were scared but I held my composure. Killing Nazis was a real rush for me, but after awhile I grew bored of it. So to make things more interesting i started fucking the cadavers for fun. I returned in 1947 a different man. I tried to get over the lust I have gained through my time over seas but it only grew worse. I got a job at a mortuary but when they eventually caught on to me and I was fired and put on a banned list. So to keep up with my fetish I started killing innocent people and fuck there corpses. It was great I got to pick and choose who I had the pleasure of fucking. The guilt grew in the pit of my stomach so the only way to console my self was to get drunk every night. After years of drinking my tolerance has grown to 20 beers a night. If that makes me a bad ass then I shall be proclaimed as such.
#4049540 - i love pinkie pie  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#4049550 - KittyLoverr (04/16/2012) [-]
I agree!
#4049505 - **** you  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #4049576 - Mattyowl (04/16/2012) [-]
Yes please.
User avatar #4049512 - lovelylupine (04/16/2012) [-]
Lolkay.
User avatar #4049510 - KittyLoverr (04/16/2012) [-]
Go on
#191 - could not stop loling 04/16/2012 on The Jimmy rustler 0
#608 - jokes on you i love Hitler 04/16/2012 on Wait for it.. +8
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