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| #12 - I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or … [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on /pol/ has one week to live | +44 |
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| #11 - Clearly he's dead serious. This is absolutely the course of ac… [+] (18 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on /pol/ has one week to live | +66 |
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randomuploads (01/12/2016) [-] You're right, a 4chan user that fantasises about using lethal violence against a minority while wearing a furry suit. What was I thinking? Totally impossible. #72 -
gangstachimpanzee (01/12/2016) [-] or you know...you can make joke about killing white ppl with whatever weapon you like and tell them it is just joke. Who says he's fantasizing about anything? It could be (and most likely is) a simple offhand joke that you took too seriously. #17 -
randomuploads (01/12/2016) [-] And I'm glad I did. The internet hasn't yet eroded my morals and values quite as far yet. Thinking jokes about brutally murdering fellow humans are funny... fucking degenerates. Literally theres gonna be jokes about everything, if you don't like seeing dark humor, then hit that big ol skip button and go on with your day. pussy ass bitch. #45 -
randomuploads (01/12/2016) [-] That word has been around longer than 4chan, why'd you let them claim it. I didn't let them do shit. They say it constantly, like "cuck." Your language is similar to their's. #105 -
randomuploads (01/13/2016) [-] Far as I saw only betafags use "cuck". It's a fucking ugly word too. | ||
| #46 - K. | 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp | +1 |
| #44 - "I won't read anything that disagrees with me because it'… [+] (14 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp | +4 |
| No what i said was "Better a kike than a camel jockey" Meaning even if i was a jew i would still be better than your goat fucking ass you dune coon. So stupid you can't even think of a new response you fucking sandy spic. | ||
| #42 - I posted the link 40 seconds before you posted the comment. Th… [+] (16 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp | +2 |
| "I won't read anything that disagrees with me because it's propaganda!" That's how you stay stupid and ignorant- by disregarding shit simply for not being what you think. If you're this close-minded, there's no point in talking, so please fuck off. No what i said was "Better a kike than a camel jockey" Meaning even if i was a jew i would still be better than your goat fucking ass you dune coon. So stupid you can't even think of a new response you fucking sandy spic. | ||
| #40 - Here you go, retard. Where's your chemistry degree again,… [+] (18 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp | +3 |
| I posted the link 40 seconds before you posted the comment. That article is probably 15 minutes long, easily. It explains all of your molten steel bullshit, but you'd know that if you bothered to read it. "I won't read anything that disagrees with me because it's propaganda!" That's how you stay stupid and ignorant- by disregarding shit simply for not being what you think. If you're this close-minded, there's no point in talking, so please fuck off. No what i said was "Better a kike than a camel jockey" Meaning even if i was a jew i would still be better than your goat fucking ass you dune coon. So stupid you can't even think of a new response you fucking sandy spic. | ||
| #46 - No, they are the names THEY CHOSE. That's so much worse than t… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Oh anakin | +8 |
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anon (01/12/2016) [-] as stated by the other anon pretty sure their darth names are given to them by their masters, then again its been awhile since i have read up[ on any of them so yeah. but on another note people like in the lost tribe of sith of kesh (of course now non canon) just have names, i cant recall any of the lost tribe having darth names they were just named like gavar khai and Grand Lord Korsin.(if you have not read them i highly recomend the fate of the jedi series, its pretty fucking awesome) #48 -
anon (01/12/2016) [-] It was more about how Anakin thought he was above it and was all "nah you see i'm not the badguy it's called the dark but i'm gonna use it for good you see i'm a genius". He didn't think he was turning to the dark side untill the end, he just got tricked into thinking the jedi in particular were doodoo heads. As far as the names, I think the names are given by the sith lord to the aprentice. | ||
| #44 - I get that. It just seems like the prequels could've benefitte… | 01/12/2016 on Oh anakin | +1 |
| #43 - That version was OK. I'm definitely not as buttmad over it as … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Oh anakin | 0 |
| I liked the character for his personality. I separate characters in a certain movie series from any previous expectation that may have been present and judge them in a standalone sense. And Bane is my goddamn hero in many ways | ||
| #41 - Yeah. he says it a bunch, but they never get along for one sec… [+] (8 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Oh anakin | 0 |
| It sounds like half of that doesn't appear in the movies, which is my point. Two instances over 3 movies doesn't really establish much, especially considering we have 10 times as many instances of them fighting, and half as many instances of one of them chopping the other's limbs off and leaving him to die. Most of the shit is the only thing that didnt appear in the movies. the 9 times saving was mentioned in the movies. the two others happened in the movies. also the whole saga was about anakins downfall to the dark side. so yeah ofcourse there would be fighting happening. and most of the in fighting happened in episode 3. Yeah, we only see shit as it starts to fall apart, but they mention the other things that they've done once or twice in the prequels. We just didn't get see the time between 6 year old Anakin - Full grown Anakin. That's a lot of time for them to spend together that we didn't get to see. Just bad writing. You can't just SAY two characters are good friends.... you have to show it. #83 -
anon (01/12/2016) [-] What about the original trilogy So other than going to save Luke on Hoth, how did was Han shown to be Luke's friend. Most of what you see is Han seeing Luke as a love rival for Leia. Even Han and Chewie seem to be coworkers at most. I get that. It just seems like the prequels could've benefitted from a less bloated narrative. | ||
| #36 - The new Darth Vader comics, the Obi-Wan and Anakin comics, or … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Oh anakin | 0 |
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| #35 - >Baneposting >Bad joke Get out of here, hothead. [+] (4 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Oh anakin | +26 |
| That version was OK. I'm definitely not as buttmad over it as a ton of Batman fanboys, and I'm definitely a Batman fanboy. I just wish they hadn't crudely copy-pasted Bane's original origin onto Talia al-Ghul (born in prison, had a violent inmate as his protector, etc.) Also, the voice was a little silly. All told, I think Tom Hardy did a fine job with it, especially considering the pressure on him after Ledger's Joker set the bar in the Stratosphere. I liked the character for his personality. I separate characters in a certain movie series from any previous expectation that may have been present and judge them in a standalone sense. And Bane is my goddamn hero in many ways | ||
| #273 - Sequel Make it six. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on The Facts | 0 |
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| #31 - Yup, and he had a mask. The wiki does not specify his height, … [+] (6 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Oh anakin | +27 |
| That version was OK. I'm definitely not as buttmad over it as a ton of Batman fanboys, and I'm definitely a Batman fanboy. I just wish they hadn't crudely copy-pasted Bane's original origin onto Talia al-Ghul (born in prison, had a violent inmate as his protector, etc.) Also, the voice was a little silly. All told, I think Tom Hardy did a fine job with it, especially considering the pressure on him after Ledger's Joker set the bar in the Stratosphere. I liked the character for his personality. I separate characters in a certain movie series from any previous expectation that may have been present and judge them in a standalone sense. And Bane is my goddamn hero in many ways | ||
| #26 - Someone who wants money? People are known to steal occasionally. | 01/12/2016 on THE KEY IS TO MAKE IT | +4 |
| #25 - >2016-A long, long time ago. >Not being loyal. | 01/12/2016 on THE KEY IS TO MAKE IT | +23 |
| #29 - When exactly did the "he was a good friend" part com… [+] (28 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Oh anakin | +6 |
| Clone Wars series. Honestly just watch that and pretend the prequels don't exist. I mean, Padawans and their Masters almost always end up having a very close bond. Anakin and Obi-Wan were the closest thing they either had to a family so despite their frustration and arguments with each other, they did care for each other very much. Keep in mind that when Anakin was ordered to kill all the Jedi, fighting Obi was his very last choice, he wanted him to join the Dark Side with him. Also, in the Clone Wars series and in the books you see a lot more friendly interaction with each other, where they actually act as friends. #65 -
anon (01/12/2016) [-] They spent around 10 years in each others company, and went as far as risking their lives saving the other, i think friendship is kinda implied you should watch both clone war series. both the 2d and 3d. and maybe read some of the books, although theyre now noncannon..but still theyre good for stories on this matter. Well in AotC the reason is because of Anakins nightmares of his mother and then the death of his mother, theres still some nice scenes in 2 like in the elevator, the conversation in Padmes apartment where they discuss Anakins nightmares, the speeder chase and bar entrance, also the heated discussion aboard the republic gunship. In the beginning of episode 3 they feel like good friends, but then Anakin starts having similar nightmares with Padme instead of his mother which makes him worried for her safety. Theres also a really nice scene before Obi Wan leaves to Utapau where Anakin how proud he is over him. And yes, its expanded in the clone wars series I've got that game, the hud and gameplay look different...could be mods for it? #37 -
imashitbricks (01/12/2016) [-] Obi-Wan tells Luke that he and Anakin were good friends. He also tells Anakin that he loved him like a brother at some point (I think when they're fighting, it's been awhile since I've watched the prequels.) I'm pretty sure he also tells Yoda that he thinks of Anakin as a good friend, if not a brother. He says it quite a few times. Or were you trying to say when did it seem like they were good friends? If so I dunno know. They mostly did master/padawan shit in the movies, but I guess fighting along side somebody you're bound to build a bond. That's where the prequels fuck up. They just establish the relationship by having them say "we are good friends." "Yes we are good friends". It's never really shown and doesn't come off as genuine. #73 -
anon (01/12/2016) [-] really though? like that one dude said anni was like 6 in episode 1 and then like 16-17 in episode two, obi wan was his master the entire time, 10 years + that we DIDNT see, there is a lot of time for a friendship to grow over time like that That's my entire point. We don't see it. You can't weave a genuine relationship without showing the important parts of it. Before Obi Wan leaves to duel General Grievous theres a nice scene where Obi wan tells Anakin how proud he is over him. Yeah. he says it a bunch, but they never get along for one second. A well, it's just another dumb thing from the prequels. We already have clairvoyant Padme, who somehow knew exactly where Anakin and Obi-Wan were fighting Dooku. We have awful CGI, which includes a door that Anakin's head just phases right through. It sounds like half of that doesn't appear in the movies, which is my point. Two instances over 3 movies doesn't really establish much, especially considering we have 10 times as many instances of them fighting, and half as many instances of one of them chopping the other's limbs off and leaving him to die. Most of the shit is the only thing that didnt appear in the movies. the 9 times saving was mentioned in the movies. the two others happened in the movies. also the whole saga was about anakins downfall to the dark side. so yeah ofcourse there would be fighting happening. and most of the in fighting happened in episode 3. Yeah, we only see shit as it starts to fall apart, but they mention the other things that they've done once or twice in the prequels. We just didn't get see the time between 6 year old Anakin - Full grown Anakin. That's a lot of time for them to spend together that we didn't get to see. Just bad writing. You can't just SAY two characters are good friends.... you have to show it. #83 -
anon (01/12/2016) [-] What about the original trilogy So other than going to save Luke on Hoth, how did was Han shown to be Luke's friend. Most of what you see is Han seeing Luke as a love rival for Leia. Even Han and Chewie seem to be coworkers at most. I get that. It just seems like the prequels could've benefitted from a less bloated narrative. The new Darth Vader comics, the Obi-Wan and Anakin comics, or the old EU ones? | ||
| #28 - your.* My bad. | 01/12/2016 on Oh anakin | +1 |
| #27 - When the Jedi Order asks you if you're mother's still a slave. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Oh anakin | +3 |
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| #26 - Picture | 01/12/2016 on Oh anakin | +13 |
| #25 - That always annoyed me about the franchise: they try to create… [+] (13 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Oh anakin | +20 |
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anon (01/12/2016) [-] to be fair the their "darth" names are not thier real names but thats as far as i can defend that point No, they are the names THEY CHOSE. That's so much worse than their parents just naming them something shitty. #54 -
anon (01/12/2016) [-] as stated by the other anon pretty sure their darth names are given to them by their masters, then again its been awhile since i have read up[ on any of them so yeah. but on another note people like in the lost tribe of sith of kesh (of course now non canon) just have names, i cant recall any of the lost tribe having darth names they were just named like gavar khai and Grand Lord Korsin.(if you have not read them i highly recomend the fate of the jedi series, its pretty fucking awesome) #48 -
anon (01/12/2016) [-] It was more about how Anakin thought he was above it and was all "nah you see i'm not the badguy it's called the dark but i'm gonna use it for good you see i'm a genius". He didn't think he was turning to the dark side untill the end, he just got tricked into thinking the jedi in particular were doodoo heads. As far as the names, I think the names are given by the sith lord to the aprentice. That version was OK. I'm definitely not as buttmad over it as a ton of Batman fanboys, and I'm definitely a Batman fanboy. I just wish they hadn't crudely copy-pasted Bane's original origin onto Talia al-Ghul (born in prison, had a violent inmate as his protector, etc.) Also, the voice was a little silly. All told, I think Tom Hardy did a fine job with it, especially considering the pressure on him after Ledger's Joker set the bar in the Stratosphere. I liked the character for his personality. I separate characters in a certain movie series from any previous expectation that may have been present and judge them in a standalone sense. And Bane is my goddamn hero in many ways | ||
| #139 - Where did I say that? I named one specific instance of Ariel C… | 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy | 0 |
| #38 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp | +15 |
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anon (01/12/2016) [-] Sauce is owlturd.com owlturd dot com if anyone wants to read more of this artist. His work is great. | ||
| #36 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp | +14 |
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anon (01/12/2016) [-] Sauce is owlturd.com owlturd dot com if anyone wants to read more of this artist. His work is great. | ||
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Merry Christmas you little bitch <3
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Did anyone get you a designated pissing sink for Christmas?
Holy **** , did you really archieve your profile in one month? Are you online 24/7 or how is this possible?
Huh? I don't know what you mean by that. If it has something to do with levels or thumbs, I mostly comment on posts with around 100 thumbs that will probably reach the front page, so I have several comments with hundreds of thumbs.
I was just curious. You archieved in 1 month what I did in 5 years
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