ok well i was stupid then. but dont pretend like it was unlikely for it to be true. i know people from pensylvania who avoids certain areas fearing for people to jump onto their car and sue them for running them over.

The language used in the article is just so absurd that I can't believe people didn't realize it. I'm not singling you out, by the way, I've been replying to about half the comments here, because no one learned from the dozens of times people though Onion articles were real.

Honestly, we probably could.
How's that huge GDP helping with your student debt and housing market situations?
Make any headway on that multi-trillion dollar debt from that sweet war on terrorism you've got going on over there?
How's the current political climate in america in relation to the broad range of cultures within it's borders? I heard the coloured folk in baltimore had a nice party earlier this year, and that you've got a politician who supports special visible identification of a cultural group running for presidency. Haven't heard of that ever going wrong or anything like that.
You know who else spent a lot of money on the military? Why yes, it was the German War Machine, and while they stomped around Europe, the rest of the world slowly got tired of their little ego trip and gave them a good firm redirecting.
Sure, America gets away with a lot as it is now, and sure, you spend more on military than the next several countries (combined, in fact), but, the fact of the matter is that you're one country that keeps kicking sand in other's faces and acting like you aren't pissing anyone off, and sooner or later ,someone's going to do something extreme, like fly a plane into a tower or some shit, and it'll all just spiral the drain at that point.
Just saying.

Probably could what? Fight us, is that what you're referring to? Kek, you have slightly more than 10% of our population, with a lower per capita GDP. You couldn't fight the Vatican.
You're just an unintelligent person, though, as evidenced by your whole "a handful of riots is proof that your nation of 320 million is unstable." And by your understanding of the Second World War. The German war machine spent a ton, yes. If you recall, they did influence geopolitics slightly. They conquered France and Poland, slaughtered Soviets at a rate of 6 to 1, and nearly broke the U.K. All this despite the fact that France was larger, Poland was half of their size, the U.K. was three-quarters as large, the Soviet Union was over twice the size, and the United States was nearly twice the size. What's the word for that? That's right, formidable.
You really think there's some international coalition of equally frustrated weaklings like you who are just growing fed up with being the little guy, and will eventually bring down the world's superpower? Your beta uprising is a fantasy.
Finally, burning through all of your other points in rapid succession: national debt is not what you think it is, Trump never stated support for any such thing (he simply didn't shoot down the idea), the housing crisis was 8 years ago (the current U.S. housing market is robust and strong), and student debt is a joke on the geopolitical scale.

Lol, bruh... just... does beating your chest that hard cause bruises?

You just said Canada could fight the U.S., that's more absurd bragging than anything I said.

Son, at no point did I say that. In fact, if you go back and look at it, you'd see that I was AGREEING WITH YOU that we probably could ban knives and blunt objects in addition to automatic and concealable weapons. You just chose to read it as an attack on your glorious 'Murica because that's what neanderthals do when they don't understand something: they get defensive and violent.
It's OK, you can't help that you were raised to believe that anything that disagrees with you needs to be shot and pissed on while you salute the stars and stripes as you ravage a bald eagle anally, I get it.
Welcome to the internet, with your attitude you're going to get angry a lot, sweetheart.

I didn't choose to read it any way. Maybe you could write in full sentences next time. All you wrote was "we probably could" as if that means anything. Look at my comment history, I'm never angry at anything. Hell, I'm not angry now. It's more a feeling of pity that you clearly lack any education that the internet didn't give you. Additionally, how is referring to Americans as "sheep afraid of anything that moves" to be taken as anything other than an insult? What the fuck do you even mean, that you could ban knives and blunt objects? How would you cook anything without knives? Also, a blunt object is anything solid without an edge, while a knife covers most things with edges. Are you saying you want to ban physical constructs that aren't padded or soft? That seems very Canadian of you.

Someone get me a glass of water, I can barely stand all of this salt.

"Everything I've said has been either factually wrong or incredibly stupid. I know, I'll call him mad 3 times. That'll show him."

ty for the mention.

fock yeah gib me some skeleton titties

wait... why does she have tits? she's a skeleton ain't no tiddies under there. or does she still have some flesh under that robe?

Someone link me to some of the comic torrents?
I'm a lazy asshole.

I don't know the source for this, but Deadpoolsupplier on imgur and Viewcomic.com both have a substantial number of 100% legal comics.

She can shapeshift, so they're probably just as epic as Wade wants them to be.

The explanation is simple: Her clothing was bound to her immediately after death, and thus retained her form from life, even in undeath. That underdress is literally the last thing she was wearing before taking on the role of Death, and likely retains her form from life to the touch.

So yeah, in the technical sense, they ARE hollow lumps. But in the supernatural sense, it's as if the flesh is still there, under the dress. The dress IS the flesh.

That's the best I got...

Sorry, I'm not a Comic buff. Aside from that, I'm probably right.

Death was actually killed by The Beyonder and replaced by a random guy in a button up shirt at one point.
So yeah, Akantos is right and you just made up some scene girls fan fic.

Did you mean to say "You're probably right"?

Whoops.

this looks like a #caught moment

I bet they're to die for.

nines?

FN-2199, aka "Nines." He is one member of Finn's four man pod during their training, and is the actual name of TR-8R.

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Nines is better I like it

Me too, reminds me of Sev. There's also Zeroes and Slip, the latter named because of his tendency to make mistakes, necessitating Finn's help. He is supposedly the trooper who is shot in the side by Poe in the beginning, who smears his blood on Finn's helmet.

jesus fuck
where'd all this come form I thought lucas declared the EU bunk

The book "Before the Awakening." I think Disney is planning their own broad EU.

Meh, it's not like Lucas didn't have enough bullshit in his own EU. There were gems and there was trash, so I'm not that upset about it being noncanon.

I know but

I dont have a lot of faith in disney so Im not imagining much that will come out good enough

I didn't let them do shit. They say it constantly, like "cuck." Your language is similar to their's.

Most of the shit is the only thing that didnt appear in the movies. the 9 times saving was mentioned in the movies. the two others happened in the movies.

also the whole saga was about anakins downfall to the dark side. so yeah ofcourse there would be fighting happening. and most of the in fighting happened in episode 3.

Literally theres gonna be jokes about everything, if you don't like seeing dark humor, then hit that big ol skip button and go on with your day. pussy ass bitch.

"Degenerates" now you sound like a /pol/ user.

I didn't let them do shit. They say it constantly, like "cuck." Your language is similar to their's.

No wonder I didn't find shit.
Funny stuff, thanks for the explanation.

Who says he's fantasizing about anything? It could be (and most likely is) a simple offhand joke that you took too seriously.

Literally theres gonna be jokes about everything, if you don't like seeing dark humor, then hit that big ol skip button and go on with your day. pussy ass bitch.

"Degenerates" now you sound like a /pol/ user.

I didn't let them do shit. They say it constantly, like "cuck." Your language is similar to their's.