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| #137 - Hell yeah, Marines are hard as **** . I wanted to sign u… | 12/12/2015 on Save Us Putin Sama | +1 |
| #99 - Comment deleted | 12/12/2015 on RIP western civilisation 3 | -2 |
| #135 - Helmand? Bad area to be stationed in; highest population of an… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/12/2015 on Save Us Putin Sama | +1 |
danish documentary about our involvement in Afghanistan. We worked with Latvian, British and American soldiers. Only in the FOBs were we danish soldiers only, on patrol. We had a pretty fierce reputation from the other countries. The danes were known to be pretty brutal in firefights. The american marines and british marine commandos were pretty good too though. Hell yeah, Marines are hard as shit. I wanted to sign up with them, but with the wars winding down, I figured officers jobs would be more secure in the Army. I actually watched that documentary when you posted it before (I was a lurker for a few years), and it's pretty good. We have one professionally produced one (you know, as opposed to the "reporter embedded with a unit" style) called "Restrepo" that's absolutely amazing, but I guess you don't really need to watch documentaries if you've been over there. I've always heard the Royal Marines, and British troops in general, were really professional. That's why I wanted to talk to you, because I never would've learned about Danes if I hadn't asked you; there just not numerous enough to gain a reputation in the U.S. civilian population. | ||
| #114 - Well, that's good. | 12/12/2015 on ISIS vs Cartel (El Chapo) | 0 |
| #111 - Well, I tried for the life of me to embed a video of Aerosmith… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/12/2015 on ISIS vs Cartel (El Chapo) | +1 |
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solomonkhan (12/12/2015) [-] I still grinned at the thought of it, so your joke still had an impact. | ||
| #127 - Chickens suck in large groups. Think of it as a ton of birds, … [+] (3 new replies) | 12/12/2015 on Save Us Putin Sama | 0 |
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anon (12/12/2015) [-] Well, at least you know it's a city from the comment. Didn't know you weren't American to be honest. It has a population around 650,000, so it's a decent size. | ||
| #97 - Well, the article is fake. Plus, I don't think he wants redemption. [+] (4 new replies) | 12/12/2015 on ISIS vs Cartel (El Chapo) | 0 |
| Well, I tried for the life of me to embed a video of Aerosmith's "Dream On," but FJ refused to accept it. My joke's been ruined. #112 -
solomonkhan (12/12/2015) [-] I still grinned at the thought of it, so your joke still had an impact. | ||
| #107 - Not the worst thing I've ever smelled either. I spent much of … [+] (5 new replies) | 12/12/2015 on Save Us Putin Sama | 0 |
| The only times I've visited farms has been execution of goats for a friend of mine, and I'm a doable skinner. First time I skinned a goat, I managed to pop the belly. The scent was horrible, true, but I've yet to experience anything as bad as a grease separator. And I occasionally work down in sewers :/ Never experienced a chicken's scents, tho my dad has some.ducks that also produce hell. Not sure if those are comparable or not. Chickens suck in large groups. Think of it as a ton of birds, constantly shitting in small confined areas. Actually, that's an exact description. You're right about dead animals, though they're not as awful. I shot a wild boar straight through the heart while hunting; by the time we cut it open, it had been pumping blood into its chest cavity for a while. I just realized that my last comments may make me seen like I grew up in the country, but I'm actually from Boston. #134 -
anon (12/12/2015) [-] Well, at least you know it's a city from the comment. Didn't know you weren't American to be honest. It has a population around 650,000, so it's a decent size. | ||
| #47 - No, the Red Wedding was ASOS. Look at the wiki; Robb appears i… | 12/12/2015 on Game of Thrones | 0 |
| #41 - Dude, A Storm of Swords is the best in the series. Think of ho… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on Game of Thrones | -1 |
| red wedding was a clash of kings fam. Maybe I'm thinking of another one, but theres one where litterly nothing happens. Its been a year or two though so who knows. No, the Red Wedding was ASOS. Look at the wiki; Robb appears in a Storm of Swords, and Catelyn is a POV character. That doesn't happen if their both dead. AFFC is the one that's often criticized for nothing happening. | ||
| #39 - Well, they aged all of the characters up for the show, because… | 12/11/2015 on Game of Thrones | +1 |
| #38 - Martin's fictional world is exceptionally well developed, but … [+] (2 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on Game of Thrones | +4 |
| NP, if you get the time, give the series a chance. It's truly exceptional, if you like the setting and can tolerate the more adult themes. | ||
| #36 - Meh, I read all the books plus the World of Ice and Fire, and … | 12/11/2015 on Game of Thrones | 0 |
| #67 - Being badass doesn't excuse beheading people with chainsaws. [+] (6 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on ISIS vs Cartel (El Chapo) | +1 |
| Well, the article is fake. Plus, I don't think he wants redemption. Well, I tried for the life of me to embed a video of Aerosmith's "Dream On," but FJ refused to accept it. My joke's been ruined. #112 -
solomonkhan (12/12/2015) [-] I still grinned at the thought of it, so your joke still had an impact. | ||
| #32 - I don't agree. They have other products besides an operating s… | 12/11/2015 on I Put an Onion in my Sock... | 0 |
| #28 - Yeah, I'm sure Microsoft's just screwed. With their $23 billio… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on I Put an Onion in my Sock... | 0 |
| wasn't saying financially, if they cant fix a broken system the second try its unlikely they ever will I don't agree. They have other products besides an operating system, and I actually like Windows 10, as do many people. That's why it's installed in 120 million devices as of early October. I'm just saying you shouldn't try and say one of the largest companies in the world is doomed because of a reactionary response to two perceived "bad" products. | ||
| #25 - Did someone test if those were really bulletproof? For science? | 12/11/2015 on She dindu nuffin | +4 |
| #24 - Yup, because white people are so upset about... whatever it is you do. | 12/11/2015 on She dindu nuffin | 0 |
| #62 - I'm pretty sure it was the lubricant, because the 7.62 smelled… | 12/11/2015 on Save Us Putin Sama | 0 |
| #59 - Holy **** , sorry. I wrote a 15-page research paper over… | 12/11/2015 on Save Us Putin Sama | 0 |
| #57 - Oh, is that what that is? **** was nasty. By the way, I… [+] (12 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on Save Us Putin Sama | +1 |
| Helmand? Bad area to be stationed in; highest population of any province in Afghan, and responsible for 80% of the world's heroin production. I love hearing stories from allied countries, so if you've got any funny/cool/harrowing ones you don't mind sharing, I'd love to hear them. Did you work directly with other NATO troops? You probably worked with the British if you were with them. What were your impressions of troops from different countries if you did work with them? danish documentary about our involvement in Afghanistan. We worked with Latvian, British and American soldiers. Only in the FOBs were we danish soldiers only, on patrol. We had a pretty fierce reputation from the other countries. The danes were known to be pretty brutal in firefights. The american marines and british marine commandos were pretty good too though. Hell yeah, Marines are hard as shit. I wanted to sign up with them, but with the wars winding down, I figured officers jobs would be more secure in the Army. I actually watched that documentary when you posted it before (I was a lurker for a few years), and it's pretty good. We have one professionally produced one (you know, as opposed to the "reporter embedded with a unit" style) called "Restrepo" that's absolutely amazing, but I guess you don't really need to watch documentaries if you've been over there. I've always heard the Royal Marines, and British troops in general, were really professional. That's why I wanted to talk to you, because I never would've learned about Danes if I hadn't asked you; there just not numerous enough to gain a reputation in the U.S. civilian population. Not the worst thing I've ever smelled either. I spent much of my childhood visiting a farm, and chickens produce smells that mortal man wasn't meant to experience. So much worse than cows, goats, or pigs. The only times I've visited farms has been execution of goats for a friend of mine, and I'm a doable skinner. First time I skinned a goat, I managed to pop the belly. The scent was horrible, true, but I've yet to experience anything as bad as a grease separator. And I occasionally work down in sewers :/ Never experienced a chicken's scents, tho my dad has some.ducks that also produce hell. Not sure if those are comparable or not. Chickens suck in large groups. Think of it as a ton of birds, constantly shitting in small confined areas. Actually, that's an exact description. You're right about dead animals, though they're not as awful. I shot a wild boar straight through the heart while hunting; by the time we cut it open, it had been pumping blood into its chest cavity for a while. I just realized that my last comments may make me seen like I grew up in the country, but I'm actually from Boston. #134 -
anon (12/12/2015) [-] Well, at least you know it's a city from the comment. Didn't know you weren't American to be honest. It has a population around 650,000, so it's a decent size. Holy shit, sorry. I wrote a 15-page research paper over the last three days and I'm dead. War on Terror?* I'm in my second year* | ||
| #62 - Yeah, but it works perfectly now, and I switched to the MCC wh… | 12/11/2015 on Evidently worth a shot | 0 |
| #53 - Yeah, but then again so could everything. The campaign's alone… | 12/11/2015 on Evidently worth a shot | 0 |
| #51 - Does it? I haven't had that problem since February. It might b… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on Evidently worth a shot | 0 |
| Yeah, but then again so could everything. The campaign's alone were absolutely worth the $60 for me. Hell, I'm someone who plays 30 hours of games I love before stopping, and I have over 1100 in the MCC. | ||
| #10 - I need to learn to login when I open a new tab at some point. | 12/11/2015 on Feels overload | 0 |
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Merry Christmas you little bitch <3
Glad you're a part of FJ.
(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
Glad you're a part of FJ.
(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
Did anyone get you a designated pissing sink for Christmas?
Holy **** , did you really archieve your profile in one month? Are you online 24/7 or how is this possible?
Huh? I don't know what you mean by that. If it has something to do with levels or thumbs, I mostly comment on posts with around 100 thumbs that will probably reach the front page, so I have several comments with hundreds of thumbs.
I was just curious. You archieved in 1 month what I did in 5 years
(11/29/2015) [-] Hello, and welcome to Funnyjunk! I'm yugiohkris, one of the site's mods(I swear I'm not a bot). Thanks for making an account at funnyjunk, please feel free to post content, comments, or just hang around the boards. If you have any questions please ask me or ask here: /askamod/
Holy **** a mod. I actually had an account a few years ago, and I've been lurking for a long time, so I think I generally get everything. Never been on the boards, though.
Sweet, thanks. What boards are actually on here? I might check them out.
(11/29/2015) [-] I don't know I don't go on the boards very often, but you can still look through all of them.

