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#11 - Why though? It's unwieldy and stupid, but doesn't seem exceedi…  [+] (10 new replies) 19 hours ago on Meanwhile in Arizona 0
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#12 - chcknchsr (19 hours ago) [-]
I can only speak for the area I live in, but we have restrictions on blade length and on the mechanism for opening on knives that can be carried in public.

Such laws were probably not written with the kind of knife shown above in mind, but it would be subject to regulation under those same laws.
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#13 - sgtmajjohnson (19 hours ago) [-]
We have those here, too. I'm just wondering why he's saying it like it's somehow ridiculous to have that knife specifically be legal. Just because something doesn't have much of a purpose doesn't mean we should make it illegal.
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#140 - ninjaroo (8 hours ago) [-]
The reason it's illegal in Australia To my understanding was that cops were getting killed because there was no time to react between "mildly aggravated unarmed drunk" and "Spring loaded knife in the gut". You can still get them, but you need a collectors license and a clean criminal record, and you show up as a potential suspect for violent crimes in your area.

Similarly, you can actually just buy lockpicking sets and stuff here. You need a locksmiths license and you're automatically a suspect for break ins in your area, but still.
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#196 - durkadurka (2 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit, does your government really assume suspicion like that? That's kinda fucked up.
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#197 - ninjaroo (2 hours ago) [-]
It's pretty fucked up, but it's not that they barge into your house and search it. You just get a knock on your door and are told about what happened, and maybe questioned.
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#142 - sgtmajjohnson (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm not talking about switchblades in general, just the one in the content. Besides, I'm pretty sure you're not worried about avoiding the police if you use that monstrosity in a crime. "Yeah, the guy was holding a switchblade 3 feet long." "Well, there are exactly 2 people in the country that own those, we just need to figure out which one it was."
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#143 - ninjaroo (8 hours ago) [-]
In that case, it becomes a matter of whether or not it's worth putting in the resources to change the law. It technically fits under the other category, so it's illegal. To make it not illegal means appeals and red tape galore.
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#54 - quantumranger (15 hours ago) [-]
It was made illegal because it was associated with gang violence. The popular image of a punk in a leather jacket with a switchblade and all that.
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#14 - chcknchsr (18 hours ago) [-]
In most places, both a sword and a switchblade are illegal, but apparently you can have a switchblade-sword in Arizona, the notion of which is kinda funny.
#31 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
"most places"

Wtf swords are everywhere.
#24 - Russia's always dangerously close, especially considering thei…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on Trying to be friendly 0
#42 - heyyoutoo (16 hours ago) [-]
No problems with Russian descendants, many of them are nice people. The problems starts with those descendants that think that they don't have to learn the official language because they are Russian.
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#47 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
I don't have an issue with the descendants either, more with the fact that the Russian government thinks something belongs to them if they have ethnic citizens in that area.
#13 - You too, friend.  [+] (5 new replies) 19 hours ago on 7 long years as president +2
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#30 - theasexualgamer (16 hours ago) [-]
Hey what's your text color?
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#54 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Blue.
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#78 - theasexualgamer (14 hours ago) [-]
You know what I mean
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#82 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
#2E9AFE, I think. Maybe #2E64FE.
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#93 - theasexualgamer (14 hours ago) [-]
Thanks
#11 - Don't be ridiculous. He was shot in the back of the head.  [+] (8 new replies) 19 hours ago on 7 long years as president +31
#34 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
*behind the ear
#12 - langweilig (19 hours ago) [-]
**langweilig used "*roll picture*"**
**langweilig rolled image** i loled have a greeny
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#13 - sgtmajjohnson (19 hours ago) [-]
You too, friend.
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#30 - theasexualgamer (16 hours ago) [-]
Hey what's your text color?
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#54 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Blue.
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#78 - theasexualgamer (14 hours ago) [-]
You know what I mean
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#82 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
#2E9AFE, I think. Maybe #2E64FE.
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#93 - theasexualgamer (14 hours ago) [-]
Thanks
#9 - FDR after 12 goddamn years of Great Depression, World War 2, a…  [+] (34 new replies) 20 hours ago on 7 long years as president +142
#213 - medxforme (1 hour ago) [-]
It appears that it didn't phase Reagan as much as the other presidents. But then, he was a 9-5 president
#190 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
There weren't neither 320 mil people in USA, nor 17 tr $ GDP back then.
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#192 - sgtmajjohnson (5 hours ago) [-]
Gee, thanks anon. Why don't I just go correct my figures for every one of them to reflect population and GDP? I used present tense for a reason. My statement was meant to highlight the stress factors on the President in general.
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#42 - dbqpdb (15 hours ago) [-]
Bearing part of the responsibility but all of the blame.
#70 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
THIS. THIIIIS.

Politically ignorant people (including the pseudo-intellectuals who know something but not enough) lay all the blame at one person's feet because he's the most visible, not giving a thought to what goes on when the cameras aren't rolling.

I've seen more inane shit attributed to Obama than a President even has the power to DO. It's like FJ, but in real life, everyone jumps on the anonymous hate bandwagon and rides it around like a gaggle of idiots.

The man wasn't perfect, but he sure wasn't the devil, and many of the problems we attribute to Obama's administration were leftover messes from the Bush administration, especially with the Patriot Act in play.

People who know how politics are actually played will understand that no amount of power short of absolute tyrannical divine right will allow you to snap your fingers and fix shit, which would MAKE you responsible for everything. Meanwhile the shit-eating bastards responsible for most of our problems remain faceless and nameless to the rest of us, and even if consistently exposed would be defended by half the country in a fit of blind self-destructive small-minded loyalty.
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#80 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
You kinda did the same thing when you attributed it to Bush, though. Obama isn't to blame for all of our problems, but it's been 8 years since Bush left office- you can't pin everything on him either. People do also attribute good shit to the president too, like the low gas prices under Obama, or the assignment of complete responsibility for America's recovery following the Depression to FDR.
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#91 - kurtislloydb (14 hours ago) [-]
I'd blame Bush's Cabinet and Congress, not Bush himself. I think people fail to realize that the president doesn't really have as much power as we think they do. Sure, If a president is capable of wielding the full power of the office (e.g. Andrew Jackson, both Roosevelts, JFK), then they can pretty much do anything they goddamn please (e.g. trail of tears, muckraking and regulation, WWII and fixing the economy, Marilyn Monroe). That usually only happens if the congress allows it to happen. Jackson got away with all of that terrible shit he did because there weren't so many limits to his power. In fact, Jackson is the reason there are so many limits to presidential power.

Idk, there are a lot of things to consider. I think it's even worse when a congress refuses to work with the president on anything (like our current congress. Compromise is key, assholes)
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#114 - sgtmajjohnson (13 hours ago) [-]
"Marilyn Monroe" took me a second. Funny as fuck; she wasn't the only one JFK was all up in either.
FDR did try to dangerously expand executive power, though, and nearly destroyed the system of checks and balances.
It seems to me that the way it's been until very recently is that Democrats dictated legislation, and in order to compromise Republicans would need to accept provisions that they opposed with no benefit to themselves. It's like saying:
"These are my fries!"
"Well, I want your fries!"
"No, they're mine!"
"Well, just give me half of them then."
"No, they're all mine!"
"Why aren't you ever willing to compromise? You're being irrational."
It's a bit more complicated but that's what it feels like sometimes.
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#119 - kurtislloydb (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I understand that point of view. I look at Obamacare as a good example of how compromise doesn't always work, and how party politics gets in the way of progress. The original bill was written by a republican (Mitt Romney if I'm not mistaken), and the democrats liked the bill. But when Obama wants to adopt it and build on it, all of a sudden, the entire republican body in the House is no longer on board. And then they compromise and make all these bullshit ammendments that completely warp and twist this previously efficient and simple system, all because the democratic president said it was a good idea. I'll admit, it's more complicated than that, but that's the sparknotes version. What frustrates me the most is how a lot of republican congressmen will get chastised and ostracized because they worked with those on the other side of the aisle. Poeple take too much pride in their party affiliations and it pisses me off that we base our judgements of people by who they voted for.
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#43 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Just like a quarterback.
#41 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, yeah. you're asked to sell your countrymen.
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#44 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Sure you are. I forgot the president ran a human trafficking ring to balance the budget.
#50 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
it's called The United States of America
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#51 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
It is. And?
#52 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
I thought you had forgotten
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#53 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
What...
Why exactly?
#56 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Your journey to discover that will start by examining real close and with crystal-clear clarity, the nature of our financial system.
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#59 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
K then.
#62 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
the fact that you don't consider it necessary knowledge, when money (currently and probably) is the backbone of your survival in this planet, is testimony of your conditioning.
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#63 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I have no idea what you're on about. You're writing in extremely vague half-sentences, and you talk like a fucking guru or mystic of some sort. O wise selfdenyingbeggar, what insight will you grant me about the name of the U.S. and what currency is?
What conditioning? Like indoctrination? What are you talking about?
#65 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
well, Im not here to change your opinion but to present you with reality because I kow there are chances you've been conditioned to have a particular worldview already, which might be very innaccurate, on purpose.

The search is for you to do. For starters, I could tell you that you're looking at the debt relationship with money, basically, debt is money in our system (since we separated from the gold-standard) and the "rabbit hole2 goes so much deeper is crazy, but at least you can go and look at the cold hard facts and decide for yourself.



All I'd ask you right know is to ask yourself and be honest about ow much you really know about how the world works, or just the financial system, and how much are assumptions based on "everybody else seems to be alright with it, must be something good"?
#94 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
>gold standard
And you lost the last of your credibility there. Gold is no more inherently valuable than the paper money that we use today it's an excellent conductor, but it's used in such small amounts that that's barely worth mentioning . If you seriously think gold is a good thing to base your economy on, ask the Spanish how well it works.
#96 - selfdenyingbeggar (14 hours ago) [-]
It is. For one it's a super conductor.
#101 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
You have zero idea what you're talking about. I mentioned that gold is an extremely good conductor. It is not a superconductor as far as I know, at any temperature, and certainly not at remotely practical ones . The need for gold as a conductor is far outweighed by its abundance, with other materials being more practical for most applications. Gold is used for its conductivity, but measurable quantities are usually not.
#102 - selfdenyingbeggar (13 hours ago) [-]
you said it had the same worth as paper
#163 - innocentbabies (10 hours ago) [-]
And between paper which money is most definitely not printed on and a conductor which has a handful of extremely niche uses, and which is, as a conductor, less effective than both silver and copper the only advantage it has over those two is unrivaled corrosion resistance , which do you think is more useful?
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#66 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Ok, Neo. Finances and governance are not all that complicated, but I appreciate the attempted redpilling. You do realize you sound exactly like the shpiders guy with your "read the facts" schtick, right?
#68 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Explain to me how money is created
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#76 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
It's printed.
But seriously. American currency is fiat money, which means it gets it's value from government decree. With fiat money, the central bank (in this case the Federal Reserve), introduces new money via the purchase of intangible assets (i.e. bonds/stocks and other forms of fairly liquid assets) or through moneylending. Through the use of fractional reserve lending, other banks increase the amount of currency beyond the base money from there. The Federal Reserve manages the overall money supply, expanding or contracting the assets available as needed.
#137 - selfdenyingbeggar (12 hours ago) [-]
could it be that an unpayable interest is behind debt and inflation, amongst other things?
#95 - selfdenyingbeggar (14 hours ago) [-]
Who prints the actual money.

how much money can they print.

Do the Federal Reserve (private corporation) charge governments interest on the money they print?
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#105 - sgtmajjohnson (13 hours ago) [-]
You do realize that physical money in circulation accounts for less than 10% of total assets in the U.S. economy, right? Listen man, I don't want to do this all night so:
1. I already covered how much they are allowed to print (or rather, who regulates the printing of money).
2.The U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing.
3. Yes, the Federal Reserve does charge interest.
I'm really not that interested, I'm sure you can find someone else to give your spiel to.
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#39 - willindor (15 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, FDR wasn't the healthiest fellow
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#46 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
That was why I wrote polio, although there actually is some dispute as to whether his ailments stem from polio.
#8 - Bush Jr.  [+] (36 new replies) 20 hours ago on 7 long years as president +94
#209 - echsa (2 hours ago) [-]
#9 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
FDR after 12 goddamn years of Great Depression, World War 2, and polio. Poor guy has a classic "kill me" look on his face. The point of this is that POTUS is a stressful job, but if it weren't, it would mean the president was weak or uninvolved in his cabinet. You bear responsibility for 320 million people with a 17 trillion dollar GDP, you should be stressed.
#213 - medxforme (1 hour ago) [-]
It appears that it didn't phase Reagan as much as the other presidents. But then, he was a 9-5 president
#190 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
There weren't neither 320 mil people in USA, nor 17 tr $ GDP back then.
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#192 - sgtmajjohnson (5 hours ago) [-]
Gee, thanks anon. Why don't I just go correct my figures for every one of them to reflect population and GDP? I used present tense for a reason. My statement was meant to highlight the stress factors on the President in general.
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#42 - dbqpdb (15 hours ago) [-]
Bearing part of the responsibility but all of the blame.
#70 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
THIS. THIIIIS.

Politically ignorant people (including the pseudo-intellectuals who know something but not enough) lay all the blame at one person's feet because he's the most visible, not giving a thought to what goes on when the cameras aren't rolling.

I've seen more inane shit attributed to Obama than a President even has the power to DO. It's like FJ, but in real life, everyone jumps on the anonymous hate bandwagon and rides it around like a gaggle of idiots.

The man wasn't perfect, but he sure wasn't the devil, and many of the problems we attribute to Obama's administration were leftover messes from the Bush administration, especially with the Patriot Act in play.

People who know how politics are actually played will understand that no amount of power short of absolute tyrannical divine right will allow you to snap your fingers and fix shit, which would MAKE you responsible for everything. Meanwhile the shit-eating bastards responsible for most of our problems remain faceless and nameless to the rest of us, and even if consistently exposed would be defended by half the country in a fit of blind self-destructive small-minded loyalty.
User avatar
#80 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
You kinda did the same thing when you attributed it to Bush, though. Obama isn't to blame for all of our problems, but it's been 8 years since Bush left office- you can't pin everything on him either. People do also attribute good shit to the president too, like the low gas prices under Obama, or the assignment of complete responsibility for America's recovery following the Depression to FDR.
User avatar
#91 - kurtislloydb (14 hours ago) [-]
I'd blame Bush's Cabinet and Congress, not Bush himself. I think people fail to realize that the president doesn't really have as much power as we think they do. Sure, If a president is capable of wielding the full power of the office (e.g. Andrew Jackson, both Roosevelts, JFK), then they can pretty much do anything they goddamn please (e.g. trail of tears, muckraking and regulation, WWII and fixing the economy, Marilyn Monroe). That usually only happens if the congress allows it to happen. Jackson got away with all of that terrible shit he did because there weren't so many limits to his power. In fact, Jackson is the reason there are so many limits to presidential power.

Idk, there are a lot of things to consider. I think it's even worse when a congress refuses to work with the president on anything (like our current congress. Compromise is key, assholes)
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#114 - sgtmajjohnson (13 hours ago) [-]
"Marilyn Monroe" took me a second. Funny as fuck; she wasn't the only one JFK was all up in either.
FDR did try to dangerously expand executive power, though, and nearly destroyed the system of checks and balances.
It seems to me that the way it's been until very recently is that Democrats dictated legislation, and in order to compromise Republicans would need to accept provisions that they opposed with no benefit to themselves. It's like saying:
"These are my fries!"
"Well, I want your fries!"
"No, they're mine!"
"Well, just give me half of them then."
"No, they're all mine!"
"Why aren't you ever willing to compromise? You're being irrational."
It's a bit more complicated but that's what it feels like sometimes.
User avatar
#119 - kurtislloydb (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I understand that point of view. I look at Obamacare as a good example of how compromise doesn't always work, and how party politics gets in the way of progress. The original bill was written by a republican (Mitt Romney if I'm not mistaken), and the democrats liked the bill. But when Obama wants to adopt it and build on it, all of a sudden, the entire republican body in the House is no longer on board. And then they compromise and make all these bullshit ammendments that completely warp and twist this previously efficient and simple system, all because the democratic president said it was a good idea. I'll admit, it's more complicated than that, but that's the sparknotes version. What frustrates me the most is how a lot of republican congressmen will get chastised and ostracized because they worked with those on the other side of the aisle. Poeple take too much pride in their party affiliations and it pisses me off that we base our judgements of people by who they voted for.
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#43 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Just like a quarterback.
#41 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, yeah. you're asked to sell your countrymen.
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#44 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Sure you are. I forgot the president ran a human trafficking ring to balance the budget.
#50 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
it's called The United States of America
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#51 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
It is. And?
#52 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
I thought you had forgotten
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#53 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
What...
Why exactly?
#56 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Your journey to discover that will start by examining real close and with crystal-clear clarity, the nature of our financial system.
User avatar
#59 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
K then.
#62 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
the fact that you don't consider it necessary knowledge, when money (currently and probably) is the backbone of your survival in this planet, is testimony of your conditioning.
User avatar
#63 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I have no idea what you're on about. You're writing in extremely vague half-sentences, and you talk like a fucking guru or mystic of some sort. O wise selfdenyingbeggar, what insight will you grant me about the name of the U.S. and what currency is?
What conditioning? Like indoctrination? What are you talking about?
#65 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
well, Im not here to change your opinion but to present you with reality because I kow there are chances you've been conditioned to have a particular worldview already, which might be very innaccurate, on purpose.

The search is for you to do. For starters, I could tell you that you're looking at the debt relationship with money, basically, debt is money in our system (since we separated from the gold-standard) and the "rabbit hole2 goes so much deeper is crazy, but at least you can go and look at the cold hard facts and decide for yourself.



All I'd ask you right know is to ask yourself and be honest about ow much you really know about how the world works, or just the financial system, and how much are assumptions based on "everybody else seems to be alright with it, must be something good"?
#94 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
>gold standard
And you lost the last of your credibility there. Gold is no more inherently valuable than the paper money that we use today it's an excellent conductor, but it's used in such small amounts that that's barely worth mentioning . If you seriously think gold is a good thing to base your economy on, ask the Spanish how well it works.
#96 - selfdenyingbeggar (14 hours ago) [-]
It is. For one it's a super conductor.
#101 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
You have zero idea what you're talking about. I mentioned that gold is an extremely good conductor. It is not a superconductor as far as I know, at any temperature, and certainly not at remotely practical ones . The need for gold as a conductor is far outweighed by its abundance, with other materials being more practical for most applications. Gold is used for its conductivity, but measurable quantities are usually not.
#102 - selfdenyingbeggar (13 hours ago) [-]
you said it had the same worth as paper
#163 - innocentbabies (10 hours ago) [-]
And between paper which money is most definitely not printed on and a conductor which has a handful of extremely niche uses, and which is, as a conductor, less effective than both silver and copper the only advantage it has over those two is unrivaled corrosion resistance , which do you think is more useful?
User avatar
#66 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Ok, Neo. Finances and governance are not all that complicated, but I appreciate the attempted redpilling. You do realize you sound exactly like the shpiders guy with your "read the facts" schtick, right?
#68 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Explain to me how money is created
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#76 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
It's printed.
But seriously. American currency is fiat money, which means it gets it's value from government decree. With fiat money, the central bank (in this case the Federal Reserve), introduces new money via the purchase of intangible assets (i.e. bonds/stocks and other forms of fairly liquid assets) or through moneylending. Through the use of fractional reserve lending, other banks increase the amount of currency beyond the base money from there. The Federal Reserve manages the overall money supply, expanding or contracting the assets available as needed.
#137 - selfdenyingbeggar (12 hours ago) [-]
could it be that an unpayable interest is behind debt and inflation, amongst other things?
#95 - selfdenyingbeggar (14 hours ago) [-]
Who prints the actual money.

how much money can they print.

Do the Federal Reserve (private corporation) charge governments interest on the money they print?
User avatar
#105 - sgtmajjohnson (13 hours ago) [-]
You do realize that physical money in circulation accounts for less than 10% of total assets in the U.S. economy, right? Listen man, I don't want to do this all night so:
1. I already covered how much they are allowed to print (or rather, who regulates the printing of money).
2.The U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing.
3. Yes, the Federal Reserve does charge interest.
I'm really not that interested, I'm sure you can find someone else to give your spiel to.
User avatar
#39 - willindor (15 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, FDR wasn't the healthiest fellow
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#46 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
That was why I wrote polio, although there actually is some dispute as to whether his ailments stem from polio.
#7 - Comment deleted 20 hours ago on 7 long years as president 0
#6 - Nixon.  [+] (40 new replies) 20 hours ago on 7 long years as president +69
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#77 - schafskopf (14 hours ago) [-]
I aged not a single day you communist monkey !
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#79 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
>Communist ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL
#8 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
Bush Jr.
#209 - echsa (2 hours ago) [-]
#9 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
FDR after 12 goddamn years of Great Depression, World War 2, and polio. Poor guy has a classic "kill me" look on his face. The point of this is that POTUS is a stressful job, but if it weren't, it would mean the president was weak or uninvolved in his cabinet. You bear responsibility for 320 million people with a 17 trillion dollar GDP, you should be stressed.
#213 - medxforme (1 hour ago) [-]
It appears that it didn't phase Reagan as much as the other presidents. But then, he was a 9-5 president
#190 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
There weren't neither 320 mil people in USA, nor 17 tr $ GDP back then.
User avatar
#192 - sgtmajjohnson (5 hours ago) [-]
Gee, thanks anon. Why don't I just go correct my figures for every one of them to reflect population and GDP? I used present tense for a reason. My statement was meant to highlight the stress factors on the President in general.
User avatar
#42 - dbqpdb (15 hours ago) [-]
Bearing part of the responsibility but all of the blame.
#70 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
THIS. THIIIIS.

Politically ignorant people (including the pseudo-intellectuals who know something but not enough) lay all the blame at one person's feet because he's the most visible, not giving a thought to what goes on when the cameras aren't rolling.

I've seen more inane shit attributed to Obama than a President even has the power to DO. It's like FJ, but in real life, everyone jumps on the anonymous hate bandwagon and rides it around like a gaggle of idiots.

The man wasn't perfect, but he sure wasn't the devil, and many of the problems we attribute to Obama's administration were leftover messes from the Bush administration, especially with the Patriot Act in play.

People who know how politics are actually played will understand that no amount of power short of absolute tyrannical divine right will allow you to snap your fingers and fix shit, which would MAKE you responsible for everything. Meanwhile the shit-eating bastards responsible for most of our problems remain faceless and nameless to the rest of us, and even if consistently exposed would be defended by half the country in a fit of blind self-destructive small-minded loyalty.
User avatar
#80 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
You kinda did the same thing when you attributed it to Bush, though. Obama isn't to blame for all of our problems, but it's been 8 years since Bush left office- you can't pin everything on him either. People do also attribute good shit to the president too, like the low gas prices under Obama, or the assignment of complete responsibility for America's recovery following the Depression to FDR.
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#91 - kurtislloydb (14 hours ago) [-]
I'd blame Bush's Cabinet and Congress, not Bush himself. I think people fail to realize that the president doesn't really have as much power as we think they do. Sure, If a president is capable of wielding the full power of the office (e.g. Andrew Jackson, both Roosevelts, JFK), then they can pretty much do anything they goddamn please (e.g. trail of tears, muckraking and regulation, WWII and fixing the economy, Marilyn Monroe). That usually only happens if the congress allows it to happen. Jackson got away with all of that terrible shit he did because there weren't so many limits to his power. In fact, Jackson is the reason there are so many limits to presidential power.

Idk, there are a lot of things to consider. I think it's even worse when a congress refuses to work with the president on anything (like our current congress. Compromise is key, assholes)
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#114 - sgtmajjohnson (13 hours ago) [-]
"Marilyn Monroe" took me a second. Funny as fuck; she wasn't the only one JFK was all up in either.
FDR did try to dangerously expand executive power, though, and nearly destroyed the system of checks and balances.
It seems to me that the way it's been until very recently is that Democrats dictated legislation, and in order to compromise Republicans would need to accept provisions that they opposed with no benefit to themselves. It's like saying:
"These are my fries!"
"Well, I want your fries!"
"No, they're mine!"
"Well, just give me half of them then."
"No, they're all mine!"
"Why aren't you ever willing to compromise? You're being irrational."
It's a bit more complicated but that's what it feels like sometimes.
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#119 - kurtislloydb (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I understand that point of view. I look at Obamacare as a good example of how compromise doesn't always work, and how party politics gets in the way of progress. The original bill was written by a republican (Mitt Romney if I'm not mistaken), and the democrats liked the bill. But when Obama wants to adopt it and build on it, all of a sudden, the entire republican body in the House is no longer on board. And then they compromise and make all these bullshit ammendments that completely warp and twist this previously efficient and simple system, all because the democratic president said it was a good idea. I'll admit, it's more complicated than that, but that's the sparknotes version. What frustrates me the most is how a lot of republican congressmen will get chastised and ostracized because they worked with those on the other side of the aisle. Poeple take too much pride in their party affiliations and it pisses me off that we base our judgements of people by who they voted for.
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#43 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Just like a quarterback.
#41 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, yeah. you're asked to sell your countrymen.
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#44 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Sure you are. I forgot the president ran a human trafficking ring to balance the budget.
#50 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
it's called The United States of America
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#51 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
It is. And?
#52 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
I thought you had forgotten
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#53 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
What...
Why exactly?
#56 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Your journey to discover that will start by examining real close and with crystal-clear clarity, the nature of our financial system.
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#59 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
K then.
#62 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
the fact that you don't consider it necessary knowledge, when money (currently and probably) is the backbone of your survival in this planet, is testimony of your conditioning.
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#63 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I have no idea what you're on about. You're writing in extremely vague half-sentences, and you talk like a fucking guru or mystic of some sort. O wise selfdenyingbeggar, what insight will you grant me about the name of the U.S. and what currency is?
What conditioning? Like indoctrination? What are you talking about?
#65 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
well, Im not here to change your opinion but to present you with reality because I kow there are chances you've been conditioned to have a particular worldview already, which might be very innaccurate, on purpose.

The search is for you to do. For starters, I could tell you that you're looking at the debt relationship with money, basically, debt is money in our system (since we separated from the gold-standard) and the "rabbit hole2 goes so much deeper is crazy, but at least you can go and look at the cold hard facts and decide for yourself.



All I'd ask you right know is to ask yourself and be honest about ow much you really know about how the world works, or just the financial system, and how much are assumptions based on "everybody else seems to be alright with it, must be something good"?
#94 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
>gold standard
And you lost the last of your credibility there. Gold is no more inherently valuable than the paper money that we use today it's an excellent conductor, but it's used in such small amounts that that's barely worth mentioning . If you seriously think gold is a good thing to base your economy on, ask the Spanish how well it works.
#96 - selfdenyingbeggar (14 hours ago) [-]
It is. For one it's a super conductor.
#101 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
You have zero idea what you're talking about. I mentioned that gold is an extremely good conductor. It is not a superconductor as far as I know, at any temperature, and certainly not at remotely practical ones . The need for gold as a conductor is far outweighed by its abundance, with other materials being more practical for most applications. Gold is used for its conductivity, but measurable quantities are usually not.
#102 - selfdenyingbeggar (13 hours ago) [-]
you said it had the same worth as paper
#163 - innocentbabies (10 hours ago) [-]
And between paper which money is most definitely not printed on and a conductor which has a handful of extremely niche uses, and which is, as a conductor, less effective than both silver and copper the only advantage it has over those two is unrivaled corrosion resistance , which do you think is more useful?
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#66 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Ok, Neo. Finances and governance are not all that complicated, but I appreciate the attempted redpilling. You do realize you sound exactly like the shpiders guy with your "read the facts" schtick, right?
#68 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Explain to me how money is created
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#76 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
It's printed.
But seriously. American currency is fiat money, which means it gets it's value from government decree. With fiat money, the central bank (in this case the Federal Reserve), introduces new money via the purchase of intangible assets (i.e. bonds/stocks and other forms of fairly liquid assets) or through moneylending. Through the use of fractional reserve lending, other banks increase the amount of currency beyond the base money from there. The Federal Reserve manages the overall money supply, expanding or contracting the assets available as needed.
#137 - selfdenyingbeggar (12 hours ago) [-]
could it be that an unpayable interest is behind debt and inflation, amongst other things?
#95 - selfdenyingbeggar (14 hours ago) [-]
Who prints the actual money.

how much money can they print.

Do the Federal Reserve (private corporation) charge governments interest on the money they print?
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#105 - sgtmajjohnson (13 hours ago) [-]
You do realize that physical money in circulation accounts for less than 10% of total assets in the U.S. economy, right? Listen man, I don't want to do this all night so:
1. I already covered how much they are allowed to print (or rather, who regulates the printing of money).
2.The U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing.
3. Yes, the Federal Reserve does charge interest.
I'm really not that interested, I'm sure you can find someone else to give your spiel to.
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#39 - willindor (15 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, FDR wasn't the healthiest fellow
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#46 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
That was why I wrote polio, although there actually is some dispute as to whether his ailments stem from polio.
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#196 - bleeduntildeath (5 hours ago) [-]
I bet if he knew how he would end his presidency in 1865, his mind would be blown!
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#154 - ohemgeezus (11 hours ago) [-]
I like how everytime you see a before and after president shot it's usually happy at first then completely miserable, whereas with Lincoln he's shitty at the beginning and at the end he's like, "aww yeah, can't wait to finish and go retire somewhere quiet"
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#158 - sgtmajjohnson (11 hours ago) [-]
Do you remember how his presidency ended?
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#159 - ohemgeezus (11 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, that was the joke, expecting to go retire on a nice piece of land but not knowing what's around the corner
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#161 - sgtmajjohnson (11 hours ago) [-]
I thought so. It was actually around the curtains.
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#113 - ucantstopdafunk (13 hours ago) [-]
1863 lincoln is best girl
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#108 - thesinful (13 hours ago) [-]
Nigga aged twenty years in less than five.
Having to be president during a civil war will do that I guess
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#25 - zionsype (17 hours ago) [-]
The 1st one looks like Bill Nye
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#57 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Bill Nye is probably more beloved by Americans than Lincoln, tbh.
#97 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
Damn straight.
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#10 - langweilig (19 hours ago) [-]
you should have put a hole in the head of his final picture
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#11 - sgtmajjohnson (19 hours ago) [-]
Don't be ridiculous. He was shot in the back of the head.
#34 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
*behind the ear
#12 - langweilig (19 hours ago) [-]
**langweilig used "*roll picture*"**
**langweilig rolled image** i loled have a greeny
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#13 - sgtmajjohnson (19 hours ago) [-]
You too, friend.
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#30 - theasexualgamer (16 hours ago) [-]
Hey what's your text color?
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#54 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Blue.
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#78 - theasexualgamer (14 hours ago) [-]
You know what I mean
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#82 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
#2E9AFE, I think. Maybe #2E64FE.
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#93 - theasexualgamer (14 hours ago) [-]
Thanks
#6 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
Nixon.
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#77 - schafskopf (14 hours ago) [-]
I aged not a single day you communist monkey !
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#79 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
>Communist ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL
#8 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
Bush Jr.
#209 - echsa (2 hours ago) [-]
#9 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
FDR after 12 goddamn years of Great Depression, World War 2, and polio. Poor guy has a classic "kill me" look on his face. The point of this is that POTUS is a stressful job, but if it weren't, it would mean the president was weak or uninvolved in his cabinet. You bear responsibility for 320 million people with a 17 trillion dollar GDP, you should be stressed.
#213 - medxforme (1 hour ago) [-]
It appears that it didn't phase Reagan as much as the other presidents. But then, he was a 9-5 president
#190 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
There weren't neither 320 mil people in USA, nor 17 tr $ GDP back then.
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#192 - sgtmajjohnson (5 hours ago) [-]
Gee, thanks anon. Why don't I just go correct my figures for every one of them to reflect population and GDP? I used present tense for a reason. My statement was meant to highlight the stress factors on the President in general.
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#42 - dbqpdb (15 hours ago) [-]
Bearing part of the responsibility but all of the blame.
#70 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
THIS. THIIIIS.

Politically ignorant people (including the pseudo-intellectuals who know something but not enough) lay all the blame at one person's feet because he's the most visible, not giving a thought to what goes on when the cameras aren't rolling.

I've seen more inane shit attributed to Obama than a President even has the power to DO. It's like FJ, but in real life, everyone jumps on the anonymous hate bandwagon and rides it around like a gaggle of idiots.

The man wasn't perfect, but he sure wasn't the devil, and many of the problems we attribute to Obama's administration were leftover messes from the Bush administration, especially with the Patriot Act in play.

People who know how politics are actually played will understand that no amount of power short of absolute tyrannical divine right will allow you to snap your fingers and fix shit, which would MAKE you responsible for everything. Meanwhile the shit-eating bastards responsible for most of our problems remain faceless and nameless to the rest of us, and even if consistently exposed would be defended by half the country in a fit of blind self-destructive small-minded loyalty.
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#80 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
You kinda did the same thing when you attributed it to Bush, though. Obama isn't to blame for all of our problems, but it's been 8 years since Bush left office- you can't pin everything on him either. People do also attribute good shit to the president too, like the low gas prices under Obama, or the assignment of complete responsibility for America's recovery following the Depression to FDR.
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#91 - kurtislloydb (14 hours ago) [-]
I'd blame Bush's Cabinet and Congress, not Bush himself. I think people fail to realize that the president doesn't really have as much power as we think they do. Sure, If a president is capable of wielding the full power of the office (e.g. Andrew Jackson, both Roosevelts, JFK), then they can pretty much do anything they goddamn please (e.g. trail of tears, muckraking and regulation, WWII and fixing the economy, Marilyn Monroe). That usually only happens if the congress allows it to happen. Jackson got away with all of that terrible shit he did because there weren't so many limits to his power. In fact, Jackson is the reason there are so many limits to presidential power.

Idk, there are a lot of things to consider. I think it's even worse when a congress refuses to work with the president on anything (like our current congress. Compromise is key, assholes)
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#114 - sgtmajjohnson (13 hours ago) [-]
"Marilyn Monroe" took me a second. Funny as fuck; she wasn't the only one JFK was all up in either.
FDR did try to dangerously expand executive power, though, and nearly destroyed the system of checks and balances.
It seems to me that the way it's been until very recently is that Democrats dictated legislation, and in order to compromise Republicans would need to accept provisions that they opposed with no benefit to themselves. It's like saying:
"These are my fries!"
"Well, I want your fries!"
"No, they're mine!"
"Well, just give me half of them then."
"No, they're all mine!"
"Why aren't you ever willing to compromise? You're being irrational."
It's a bit more complicated but that's what it feels like sometimes.
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#119 - kurtislloydb (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I understand that point of view. I look at Obamacare as a good example of how compromise doesn't always work, and how party politics gets in the way of progress. The original bill was written by a republican (Mitt Romney if I'm not mistaken), and the democrats liked the bill. But when Obama wants to adopt it and build on it, all of a sudden, the entire republican body in the House is no longer on board. And then they compromise and make all these bullshit ammendments that completely warp and twist this previously efficient and simple system, all because the democratic president said it was a good idea. I'll admit, it's more complicated than that, but that's the sparknotes version. What frustrates me the most is how a lot of republican congressmen will get chastised and ostracized because they worked with those on the other side of the aisle. Poeple take too much pride in their party affiliations and it pisses me off that we base our judgements of people by who they voted for.
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#43 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Just like a quarterback.
#41 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, yeah. you're asked to sell your countrymen.
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#44 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Sure you are. I forgot the president ran a human trafficking ring to balance the budget.
#50 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
it's called The United States of America
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#51 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
It is. And?
#52 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
I thought you had forgotten
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#53 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
What...
Why exactly?
#56 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Your journey to discover that will start by examining real close and with crystal-clear clarity, the nature of our financial system.
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#59 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
K then.
#62 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
the fact that you don't consider it necessary knowledge, when money (currently and probably) is the backbone of your survival in this planet, is testimony of your conditioning.
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#63 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I have no idea what you're on about. You're writing in extremely vague half-sentences, and you talk like a fucking guru or mystic of some sort. O wise selfdenyingbeggar, what insight will you grant me about the name of the U.S. and what currency is?
What conditioning? Like indoctrination? What are you talking about?
#65 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
well, Im not here to change your opinion but to present you with reality because I kow there are chances you've been conditioned to have a particular worldview already, which might be very innaccurate, on purpose.

The search is for you to do. For starters, I could tell you that you're looking at the debt relationship with money, basically, debt is money in our system (since we separated from the gold-standard) and the "rabbit hole2 goes so much deeper is crazy, but at least you can go and look at the cold hard facts and decide for yourself.



All I'd ask you right know is to ask yourself and be honest about ow much you really know about how the world works, or just the financial system, and how much are assumptions based on "everybody else seems to be alright with it, must be something good"?
#94 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
>gold standard
And you lost the last of your credibility there. Gold is no more inherently valuable than the paper money that we use today it's an excellent conductor, but it's used in such small amounts that that's barely worth mentioning . If you seriously think gold is a good thing to base your economy on, ask the Spanish how well it works.
#96 - selfdenyingbeggar (14 hours ago) [-]
It is. For one it's a super conductor.
#101 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
You have zero idea what you're talking about. I mentioned that gold is an extremely good conductor. It is not a superconductor as far as I know, at any temperature, and certainly not at remotely practical ones . The need for gold as a conductor is far outweighed by its abundance, with other materials being more practical for most applications. Gold is used for its conductivity, but measurable quantities are usually not.
#102 - selfdenyingbeggar (13 hours ago) [-]
you said it had the same worth as paper
#163 - innocentbabies (10 hours ago) [-]
And between paper which money is most definitely not printed on and a conductor which has a handful of extremely niche uses, and which is, as a conductor, less effective than both silver and copper the only advantage it has over those two is unrivaled corrosion resistance , which do you think is more useful?
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#66 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Ok, Neo. Finances and governance are not all that complicated, but I appreciate the attempted redpilling. You do realize you sound exactly like the shpiders guy with your "read the facts" schtick, right?
#68 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Explain to me how money is created
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#76 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
It's printed.
But seriously. American currency is fiat money, which means it gets it's value from government decree. With fiat money, the central bank (in this case the Federal Reserve), introduces new money via the purchase of intangible assets (i.e. bonds/stocks and other forms of fairly liquid assets) or through moneylending. Through the use of fractional reserve lending, other banks increase the amount of currency beyond the base money from there. The Federal Reserve manages the overall money supply, expanding or contracting the assets available as needed.
#137 - selfdenyingbeggar (12 hours ago) [-]
could it be that an unpayable interest is behind debt and inflation, amongst other things?
#95 - selfdenyingbeggar (14 hours ago) [-]
Who prints the actual money.

how much money can they print.

Do the Federal Reserve (private corporation) charge governments interest on the money they print?
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#105 - sgtmajjohnson (13 hours ago) [-]
You do realize that physical money in circulation accounts for less than 10% of total assets in the U.S. economy, right? Listen man, I don't want to do this all night so:
1. I already covered how much they are allowed to print (or rather, who regulates the printing of money).
2.The U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing.
3. Yes, the Federal Reserve does charge interest.
I'm really not that interested, I'm sure you can find someone else to give your spiel to.
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#39 - willindor (15 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, FDR wasn't the healthiest fellow
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#46 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
That was why I wrote polio, although there actually is some dispute as to whether his ailments stem from polio.
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#4 - This happens to most presidents. Clinton after 8 years.  [+] (67 new replies) 20 hours ago on 7 long years as president +227
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#17 - loganmadder (18 hours ago) [-]
Why is he an Oompa Loompa in the first picture
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#194 - kageshi (5 hours ago) [-]
the same reason trump looks like an Oompa Loompa....
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#18 - sgtmajjohnson (18 hours ago) [-]
Bane of course How do you think he got into Lewinski's skirt so easily?
#60 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
How the hell is becoming president just to get laid easy? Bitch might as well be fort knox if thats what it takes.
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#61 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
I meant that if he had the height of an Oompa Loompa, he could get right up a skirt.
#5 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
Lincoln.
#196 - bleeduntildeath (5 hours ago) [-]
I bet if he knew how he would end his presidency in 1865, his mind would be blown!
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#154 - ohemgeezus (11 hours ago) [-]
I like how everytime you see a before and after president shot it's usually happy at first then completely miserable, whereas with Lincoln he's shitty at the beginning and at the end he's like, "aww yeah, can't wait to finish and go retire somewhere quiet"
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#158 - sgtmajjohnson (11 hours ago) [-]
Do you remember how his presidency ended?
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#159 - ohemgeezus (11 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, that was the joke, expecting to go retire on a nice piece of land but not knowing what's around the corner
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#161 - sgtmajjohnson (11 hours ago) [-]
I thought so. It was actually around the curtains.
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#113 - ucantstopdafunk (13 hours ago) [-]
1863 lincoln is best girl
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#108 - thesinful (13 hours ago) [-]
Nigga aged twenty years in less than five.
Having to be president during a civil war will do that I guess
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#25 - zionsype (17 hours ago) [-]
The 1st one looks like Bill Nye
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#57 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Bill Nye is probably more beloved by Americans than Lincoln, tbh.
#97 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
Damn straight.
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#10 - langweilig (19 hours ago) [-]
you should have put a hole in the head of his final picture
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#11 - sgtmajjohnson (19 hours ago) [-]
Don't be ridiculous. He was shot in the back of the head.
#34 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
*behind the ear
#12 - langweilig (19 hours ago) [-]
**langweilig used "*roll picture*"**
**langweilig rolled image** i loled have a greeny
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#13 - sgtmajjohnson (19 hours ago) [-]
You too, friend.
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#30 - theasexualgamer (16 hours ago) [-]
Hey what's your text color?
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#54 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Blue.
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#78 - theasexualgamer (14 hours ago) [-]
You know what I mean
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#82 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
#2E9AFE, I think. Maybe #2E64FE.
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#93 - theasexualgamer (14 hours ago) [-]
Thanks
#6 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
Nixon.
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#77 - schafskopf (14 hours ago) [-]
I aged not a single day you communist monkey !
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#79 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
>Communist ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL
#8 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
Bush Jr.
#209 - echsa (2 hours ago) [-]
#9 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
FDR after 12 goddamn years of Great Depression, World War 2, and polio. Poor guy has a classic "kill me" look on his face. The point of this is that POTUS is a stressful job, but if it weren't, it would mean the president was weak or uninvolved in his cabinet. You bear responsibility for 320 million people with a 17 trillion dollar GDP, you should be stressed.
#213 - medxforme (1 hour ago) [-]
It appears that it didn't phase Reagan as much as the other presidents. But then, he was a 9-5 president
#190 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
There weren't neither 320 mil people in USA, nor 17 tr $ GDP back then.
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#192 - sgtmajjohnson (5 hours ago) [-]
Gee, thanks anon. Why don't I just go correct my figures for every one of them to reflect population and GDP? I used present tense for a reason. My statement was meant to highlight the stress factors on the President in general.
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#42 - dbqpdb (15 hours ago) [-]
Bearing part of the responsibility but all of the blame.
#70 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
THIS. THIIIIS.

Politically ignorant people (including the pseudo-intellectuals who know something but not enough) lay all the blame at one person's feet because he's the most visible, not giving a thought to what goes on when the cameras aren't rolling.

I've seen more inane shit attributed to Obama than a President even has the power to DO. It's like FJ, but in real life, everyone jumps on the anonymous hate bandwagon and rides it around like a gaggle of idiots.

The man wasn't perfect, but he sure wasn't the devil, and many of the problems we attribute to Obama's administration were leftover messes from the Bush administration, especially with the Patriot Act in play.

People who know how politics are actually played will understand that no amount of power short of absolute tyrannical divine right will allow you to snap your fingers and fix shit, which would MAKE you responsible for everything. Meanwhile the shit-eating bastards responsible for most of our problems remain faceless and nameless to the rest of us, and even if consistently exposed would be defended by half the country in a fit of blind self-destructive small-minded loyalty.
User avatar
#80 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
You kinda did the same thing when you attributed it to Bush, though. Obama isn't to blame for all of our problems, but it's been 8 years since Bush left office- you can't pin everything on him either. People do also attribute good shit to the president too, like the low gas prices under Obama, or the assignment of complete responsibility for America's recovery following the Depression to FDR.
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#91 - kurtislloydb (14 hours ago) [-]
I'd blame Bush's Cabinet and Congress, not Bush himself. I think people fail to realize that the president doesn't really have as much power as we think they do. Sure, If a president is capable of wielding the full power of the office (e.g. Andrew Jackson, both Roosevelts, JFK), then they can pretty much do anything they goddamn please (e.g. trail of tears, muckraking and regulation, WWII and fixing the economy, Marilyn Monroe). That usually only happens if the congress allows it to happen. Jackson got away with all of that terrible shit he did because there weren't so many limits to his power. In fact, Jackson is the reason there are so many limits to presidential power.

Idk, there are a lot of things to consider. I think it's even worse when a congress refuses to work with the president on anything (like our current congress. Compromise is key, assholes)
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#114 - sgtmajjohnson (13 hours ago) [-]
"Marilyn Monroe" took me a second. Funny as fuck; she wasn't the only one JFK was all up in either.
FDR did try to dangerously expand executive power, though, and nearly destroyed the system of checks and balances.
It seems to me that the way it's been until very recently is that Democrats dictated legislation, and in order to compromise Republicans would need to accept provisions that they opposed with no benefit to themselves. It's like saying:
"These are my fries!"
"Well, I want your fries!"
"No, they're mine!"
"Well, just give me half of them then."
"No, they're all mine!"
"Why aren't you ever willing to compromise? You're being irrational."
It's a bit more complicated but that's what it feels like sometimes.
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#119 - kurtislloydb (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I understand that point of view. I look at Obamacare as a good example of how compromise doesn't always work, and how party politics gets in the way of progress. The original bill was written by a republican (Mitt Romney if I'm not mistaken), and the democrats liked the bill. But when Obama wants to adopt it and build on it, all of a sudden, the entire republican body in the House is no longer on board. And then they compromise and make all these bullshit ammendments that completely warp and twist this previously efficient and simple system, all because the democratic president said it was a good idea. I'll admit, it's more complicated than that, but that's the sparknotes version. What frustrates me the most is how a lot of republican congressmen will get chastised and ostracized because they worked with those on the other side of the aisle. Poeple take too much pride in their party affiliations and it pisses me off that we base our judgements of people by who they voted for.
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#43 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Just like a quarterback.
#41 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, yeah. you're asked to sell your countrymen.
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#44 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Sure you are. I forgot the president ran a human trafficking ring to balance the budget.
#50 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
it's called The United States of America
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#51 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
It is. And?
#52 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
I thought you had forgotten
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#53 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
What...
Why exactly?
#56 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Your journey to discover that will start by examining real close and with crystal-clear clarity, the nature of our financial system.
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#59 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
K then.
#62 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
the fact that you don't consider it necessary knowledge, when money (currently and probably) is the backbone of your survival in this planet, is testimony of your conditioning.
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#63 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Dude, I have no idea what you're on about. You're writing in extremely vague half-sentences, and you talk like a fucking guru or mystic of some sort. O wise selfdenyingbeggar, what insight will you grant me about the name of the U.S. and what currency is?
What conditioning? Like indoctrination? What are you talking about?
#65 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
well, Im not here to change your opinion but to present you with reality because I kow there are chances you've been conditioned to have a particular worldview already, which might be very innaccurate, on purpose.

The search is for you to do. For starters, I could tell you that you're looking at the debt relationship with money, basically, debt is money in our system (since we separated from the gold-standard) and the "rabbit hole2 goes so much deeper is crazy, but at least you can go and look at the cold hard facts and decide for yourself.



All I'd ask you right know is to ask yourself and be honest about ow much you really know about how the world works, or just the financial system, and how much are assumptions based on "everybody else seems to be alright with it, must be something good"?
#94 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
>gold standard
And you lost the last of your credibility there. Gold is no more inherently valuable than the paper money that we use today it's an excellent conductor, but it's used in such small amounts that that's barely worth mentioning . If you seriously think gold is a good thing to base your economy on, ask the Spanish how well it works.
#96 - selfdenyingbeggar (14 hours ago) [-]
It is. For one it's a super conductor.
#101 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
You have zero idea what you're talking about. I mentioned that gold is an extremely good conductor. It is not a superconductor as far as I know, at any temperature, and certainly not at remotely practical ones . The need for gold as a conductor is far outweighed by its abundance, with other materials being more practical for most applications. Gold is used for its conductivity, but measurable quantities are usually not.
#102 - selfdenyingbeggar (13 hours ago) [-]
you said it had the same worth as paper
#163 - innocentbabies (10 hours ago) [-]
And between paper which money is most definitely not printed on and a conductor which has a handful of extremely niche uses, and which is, as a conductor, less effective than both silver and copper the only advantage it has over those two is unrivaled corrosion resistance , which do you think is more useful?
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#66 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Ok, Neo. Finances and governance are not all that complicated, but I appreciate the attempted redpilling. You do realize you sound exactly like the shpiders guy with your "read the facts" schtick, right?
#68 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
Explain to me how money is created
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#76 - sgtmajjohnson (14 hours ago) [-]
It's printed.
But seriously. American currency is fiat money, which means it gets it's value from government decree. With fiat money, the central bank (in this case the Federal Reserve), introduces new money via the purchase of intangible assets (i.e. bonds/stocks and other forms of fairly liquid assets) or through moneylending. Through the use of fractional reserve lending, other banks increase the amount of currency beyond the base money from there. The Federal Reserve manages the overall money supply, expanding or contracting the assets available as needed.
#137 - selfdenyingbeggar (12 hours ago) [-]
could it be that an unpayable interest is behind debt and inflation, amongst other things?
#95 - selfdenyingbeggar (14 hours ago) [-]
Who prints the actual money.

how much money can they print.

Do the Federal Reserve (private corporation) charge governments interest on the money they print?
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#105 - sgtmajjohnson (13 hours ago) [-]
You do realize that physical money in circulation accounts for less than 10% of total assets in the U.S. economy, right? Listen man, I don't want to do this all night so:
1. I already covered how much they are allowed to print (or rather, who regulates the printing of money).
2.The U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing.
3. Yes, the Federal Reserve does charge interest.
I'm really not that interested, I'm sure you can find someone else to give your spiel to.
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#39 - willindor (15 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, FDR wasn't the healthiest fellow
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#46 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
That was why I wrote polio, although there actually is some dispute as to whether his ailments stem from polio.
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#31 - evilkingganon (20 hours ago) [-]
Well i was on top of my game back then and had easy time predicting enemy movements on the stages. Plus there were more of them so getting a couple kills before i died was easy
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#32 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
I was playing on Exodus the other day, and I normally hold that hallway-shaped room in the middle of the map and fire out into the street. Someone with hardwired walked past my trip mine and started shooting my in the back with a Vesper. I managed to kill him with the Kuda because of how bad he was, then I heard footsteps, so I ran outside. I misjudged where the footsteps were, and ran straight into two people while badly wounded. I still killed both of them. Some people are just not good.
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#29 - evilkingganon (20 hours ago) [-]
Good god lol i won that 1v5 match only because they were a group who communicated. Id kill one, hear him call me out, then id move to a different area.
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#30 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
They have to really suck if you win playing 1v5 and they're communicating. Holy shit.
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#31 - evilkingganon (20 hours ago) [-]
Well i was on top of my game back then and had easy time predicting enemy movements on the stages. Plus there were more of them so getting a couple kills before i died was easy
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#32 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
I was playing on Exodus the other day, and I normally hold that hallway-shaped room in the middle of the map and fire out into the street. Someone with hardwired walked past my trip mine and started shooting my in the back with a Vesper. I managed to kill him with the Kuda because of how bad he was, then I heard footsteps, so I ran outside. I misjudged where the footsteps were, and ran straight into two people while badly wounded. I still killed both of them. Some people are just not good.
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#27 - evilkingganon (21 hours ago) [-]
Like i said they rush it every year and dont improve because people still buy into it. Like i said though ps4 doesnt have that kind of problem often. Ive been in a few matches where its been 7v5 or like you said no extra mates come in. Hell once playin on ghost i got stuck in a 1v5 match as the 1 lol
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#28 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
That last thing really blows. Me and my little brother were in a game where the enemy team was the worst I've ever seen. We were down 7 players to 4 (because for some reason they got more players than the max, while we got 2 less) and we still won 75-38.
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#29 - evilkingganon (20 hours ago) [-]
Good god lol i won that 1v5 match only because they were a group who communicated. Id kill one, hear him call me out, then id move to a different area.
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#30 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
They have to really suck if you win playing 1v5 and they're communicating. Holy shit.
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#31 - evilkingganon (20 hours ago) [-]
Well i was on top of my game back then and had easy time predicting enemy movements on the stages. Plus there were more of them so getting a couple kills before i died was easy
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#32 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
I was playing on Exodus the other day, and I normally hold that hallway-shaped room in the middle of the map and fire out into the street. Someone with hardwired walked past my trip mine and started shooting my in the back with a Vesper. I managed to kill him with the Kuda because of how bad he was, then I heard footsteps, so I ran outside. I misjudged where the footsteps were, and ran straight into two people while badly wounded. I still killed both of them. Some people are just not good.
#7 - Why shouldn't it be? How is it more dangerous than another kni…  [+] (34 new replies) 21 hours ago on Meanwhile in Arizona +67
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#80 - fadetometallica (13 hours ago) [-]
It's about how our gun laws are. Everybody has weapons here. You don't need a permit to concealed or open carry.
#82 - sgtmajjohnson (13 hours ago) [-]
Magnificient.
#23 - slayerdog (17 hours ago) [-]
As someone who lives in Arizona, I can tell you that the joke is about our lack of weapon laws. You can open carry an AR-15 legally as long as you have a permit for the gun.
#126 - lulzdealer (10 hours ago) [-]
You don't need a permit to buy or own a gun.
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#94 - thatguyblaze (12 hours ago) [-]
You don't even need a permit to carry an ar15
#88 - Ethshar (12 hours ago) [-]
A permit?

What is this,the soviet union?
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#56 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
How is that ridiculous? You have a right to own the gun, but for some reason carrying it is dangerous?
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#48 - heartlessrobot (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh, so it's legal to carry a small-caliber, semi-auto rifle? Whoda thunk it.
#33 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
Well since you don't need a permit to carry a rifle(Or any firearm.) here in Arizona.....
#30 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
i can open carry my AR15 in Ohio without a permit. why are your laws stupid?
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#49 - bobtombobbob (16 hours ago) [-]
It is so fucking easy to legally kill open carriers.
You people are no better than crackheads killing people over $20s worth of drugs.
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#198 - durkadurka (2 hours ago) [-]
Legally? Nope.
But there is the notion that open carriers are easier to target for obvious reasons.

The advantages of a concealed carry is that potential shooters don't know you're armed and won't necessarily target you first in a shooting.
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#139 - dammriver (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, but then again it's pretty easy to kill just about everyone.

Unfortunately, that argument is the reason why people open carry...

And there's this thing called the "21 foot rule". Basically, a suspect can close a 21 foot gap in the time it takes you to draw your weapon.

So technically, knives are more dangerous...
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#154 - bobtombobbob (7 hours ago) [-]
Killing people is easy illegally but legally killing some one is an art
#83 - firereadyaim (13 hours ago) [-]
Hilarious. Just how are you going go about that in a way that doesnt end with a new hole your head besides the one you use for spewing shit (youre using the wrong hole for that btw) that doesnt also get you in jail you stupid faggot.
youre threatening to kill people but im the crazy one for wanting to be able to defend myself from insane people like you?
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#151 - goldenglimmer (7 hours ago) [-]
Hahaha, the Bob the tolerant progressive just got #rekt.
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#144 - sgtmajjohnson (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure they're a troll or an edgy little kid. They made up this story about shooting some border patrol guys in February of last year, but no homicides of border vigilantes occurred in that time span. Apparently, they were dumb enough to think a triple homicide happening to a specified group in a short time frame wouldn't be something that you could fact-check. Ah well, some people aren't smart.
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#55 - sgtmajjohnson (15 hours ago) [-]
Oh great. You again. Pls go, you total badass who's killed hundreds of thousands of people with your bare hands. Just fuck right off. Are you gonna go on my profile again and thumb down every comment I made for the last 3 days, like last time?
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#17 - daiemio (18 hours ago) [-]
in before every criminal in Arizona walks around with a Buster Sword from Final Fantasy and commits crimes.
#73 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
Busta-Sword criminals are the best kind.
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#71 - Shiny (13 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't be in more danger than if he had a gun, but I'd probably be more scared.
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#10 - chcknchsr (19 hours ago) [-]
I believe it's the mechanism for opening the knife that poses an issue in most cases.
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#11 - sgtmajjohnson (19 hours ago) [-]
Why though? It's unwieldy and stupid, but doesn't seem exceedingly dangerous. If you were going to kill people, you could do it far better with a steak knife. It's just like Cali banning the Barrett M82: sure, it's not very practical, but who gives a shit? It's less dangerous in the hands of a shooter than a regular hunting rifle.
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#12 - chcknchsr (19 hours ago) [-]
I can only speak for the area I live in, but we have restrictions on blade length and on the mechanism for opening on knives that can be carried in public.

Such laws were probably not written with the kind of knife shown above in mind, but it would be subject to regulation under those same laws.
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#13 - sgtmajjohnson (19 hours ago) [-]
We have those here, too. I'm just wondering why he's saying it like it's somehow ridiculous to have that knife specifically be legal. Just because something doesn't have much of a purpose doesn't mean we should make it illegal.
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#140 - ninjaroo (8 hours ago) [-]
The reason it's illegal in Australia To my understanding was that cops were getting killed because there was no time to react between "mildly aggravated unarmed drunk" and "Spring loaded knife in the gut". You can still get them, but you need a collectors license and a clean criminal record, and you show up as a potential suspect for violent crimes in your area.

Similarly, you can actually just buy lockpicking sets and stuff here. You need a locksmiths license and you're automatically a suspect for break ins in your area, but still.
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#196 - durkadurka (2 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit, does your government really assume suspicion like that? That's kinda fucked up.
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#197 - ninjaroo (2 hours ago) [-]
It's pretty fucked up, but it's not that they barge into your house and search it. You just get a knock on your door and are told about what happened, and maybe questioned.
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#142 - sgtmajjohnson (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm not talking about switchblades in general, just the one in the content. Besides, I'm pretty sure you're not worried about avoiding the police if you use that monstrosity in a crime. "Yeah, the guy was holding a switchblade 3 feet long." "Well, there are exactly 2 people in the country that own those, we just need to figure out which one it was."
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#143 - ninjaroo (8 hours ago) [-]
In that case, it becomes a matter of whether or not it's worth putting in the resources to change the law. It technically fits under the other category, so it's illegal. To make it not illegal means appeals and red tape galore.
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#54 - quantumranger (15 hours ago) [-]
It was made illegal because it was associated with gang violence. The popular image of a punk in a leather jacket with a switchblade and all that.
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#14 - chcknchsr (18 hours ago) [-]
In most places, both a sword and a switchblade are illegal, but apparently you can have a switchblade-sword in Arizona, the notion of which is kinda funny.
#31 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
"most places"

Wtf swords are everywhere.
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#25 - evilkingganon (21 hours ago) [-]
I play on ps4 and the biggest problem ive had is runnin a 6 man crew. It wont put us in a lobby but if it me an one other theres no issue. I dont get dropped from matches at all. Its all just a side effect of them rushing for a new CoD every year. They don't take time to do anything right, so the games are always lacking in some way shape or fashion.
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#26 - sgtmajjohnson (21 hours ago) [-]
They've been using the same gameplay for 9 goddamn years, why can't they make functioning games? Also, another annoying problem I've had is having everyone or almost on one team get dropped, so you're just walking around bored for ten minutes or you quit (which is what I do, my win/loss ratio be damned, I'm not sitting there for ten minutes). It will occasionally put people in my party on opposite teams as well, which sucks.
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#27 - evilkingganon (21 hours ago) [-]
Like i said they rush it every year and dont improve because people still buy into it. Like i said though ps4 doesnt have that kind of problem often. Ive been in a few matches where its been 7v5 or like you said no extra mates come in. Hell once playin on ghost i got stuck in a 1v5 match as the 1 lol
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#28 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
That last thing really blows. Me and my little brother were in a game where the enemy team was the worst I've ever seen. We were down 7 players to 4 (because for some reason they got more players than the max, while we got 2 less) and we still won 75-38.
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#29 - evilkingganon (20 hours ago) [-]
Good god lol i won that 1v5 match only because they were a group who communicated. Id kill one, hear him call me out, then id move to a different area.
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#30 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
They have to really suck if you win playing 1v5 and they're communicating. Holy shit.
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#31 - evilkingganon (20 hours ago) [-]
Well i was on top of my game back then and had easy time predicting enemy movements on the stages. Plus there were more of them so getting a couple kills before i died was easy
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#32 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
I was playing on Exodus the other day, and I normally hold that hallway-shaped room in the middle of the map and fire out into the street. Someone with hardwired walked past my trip mine and started shooting my in the back with a Vesper. I managed to kill him with the Kuda because of how bad he was, then I heard footsteps, so I ran outside. I misjudged where the footsteps were, and ran straight into two people while badly wounded. I still killed both of them. Some people are just not good.
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You liar, there are no skeletons in our body, they went extinct long ago.
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>Chaos.
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Am I detecting heresy?
Because it sure sounds like it's heresy
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#23 - evilkingganon (21 hours ago) [-]
What system you play on
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#24 - sgtmajjohnson (21 hours ago) [-]
Xbox One. Every other game I play online works way better, even the MCC at launch, and we all know how that was.
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#25 - evilkingganon (21 hours ago) [-]
I play on ps4 and the biggest problem ive had is runnin a 6 man crew. It wont put us in a lobby but if it me an one other theres no issue. I dont get dropped from matches at all. Its all just a side effect of them rushing for a new CoD every year. They don't take time to do anything right, so the games are always lacking in some way shape or fashion.
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#26 - sgtmajjohnson (21 hours ago) [-]
They've been using the same gameplay for 9 goddamn years, why can't they make functioning games? Also, another annoying problem I've had is having everyone or almost on one team get dropped, so you're just walking around bored for ten minutes or you quit (which is what I do, my win/loss ratio be damned, I'm not sitting there for ten minutes). It will occasionally put people in my party on opposite teams as well, which sucks.
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#27 - evilkingganon (21 hours ago) [-]
Like i said they rush it every year and dont improve because people still buy into it. Like i said though ps4 doesnt have that kind of problem often. Ive been in a few matches where its been 7v5 or like you said no extra mates come in. Hell once playin on ghost i got stuck in a 1v5 match as the 1 lol
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#28 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
That last thing really blows. Me and my little brother were in a game where the enemy team was the worst I've ever seen. We were down 7 players to 4 (because for some reason they got more players than the max, while we got 2 less) and we still won 75-38.
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#29 - evilkingganon (20 hours ago) [-]
Good god lol i won that 1v5 match only because they were a group who communicated. Id kill one, hear him call me out, then id move to a different area.
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#30 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
They have to really suck if you win playing 1v5 and they're communicating. Holy shit.
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#31 - evilkingganon (20 hours ago) [-]
Well i was on top of my game back then and had easy time predicting enemy movements on the stages. Plus there were more of them so getting a couple kills before i died was easy
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#32 - sgtmajjohnson (20 hours ago) [-]
I was playing on Exodus the other day, and I normally hold that hallway-shaped room in the middle of the map and fire out into the street. Someone with hardwired walked past my trip mine and started shooting my in the back with a Vesper. I managed to kill him with the Kuda because of how bad he was, then I heard footsteps, so I ran outside. I misjudged where the footsteps were, and ran straight into two people while badly wounded. I still killed both of them. Some people are just not good.

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