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sgtmajjohnson

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Date Signed Up:11/29/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Comment Ranking:#32
Highest Comment Rank:#32
Comment Thumbs: 18664 total,  19515 ,  851
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 23.3% (233/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Total Comments Made:2067
FJ Points:13235

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#40 - Picture 01/02/2016 on TFW you lose your main... +6
#39 - >Acting like bombing cities in order to save your own lives… 01/02/2016 on Dogs +2
#38 - That, and Nanking specifically has a widespread denial movement. 01/02/2016 on Dogs 0
#21 - Or they'll come up with that on their own, because who doesn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on halfling butt rape 0
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#22 - darthdingo (01/02/2016) [-]
Exactly! Great minds think alike!
#75 - I think we'd get along well. 01/01/2016 on The Wall 0
#14 - It would be ******* cool to have someone draw a comic b…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2016 on halfling butt rape +1
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#15 - darthdingo (01/01/2016) [-]
My friend, we're talking about the internet, where imagination is free to bend logic over and screw every hole it has. I believe that someday, someway, someone will read your idea, and go for it.
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#21 - sgtmajjohnson (01/02/2016) [-]
Or they'll come up with that on their own, because who doesn't love muscle-bound green chicks body packing hairy midgets?
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#22 - darthdingo (01/02/2016) [-]
Exactly! Great minds think alike!
#42 - I don't think you're exactly who the content is talking about.… 01/01/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... +8
#41 - I saw a video of a woman complaining that without more welfare… 01/01/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... +6
#14 - If anybody wanted more superhero feels. 01/01/2016 on The Afeelzing Spiderfeel +3
#13 - Picture 01/01/2016 on The Afeelzing Spiderfeel +1
#9 - Comment >>#4 also works in response to your comment. 01/01/2016 on Smaller 0
#12 - Is this how the LOTR porn parody ends? Frodo smuggles himself …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2016 on halfling butt rape +14
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#13 - darthdingo (01/01/2016) [-]
See this, internet? This is your inspiration. Start Working on a comic!
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#14 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
It would be fucking cool to have someone draw a comic based on my idea; it would also be kind of ridiculous, given the concept.
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#15 - darthdingo (01/01/2016) [-]
My friend, we're talking about the internet, where imagination is free to bend logic over and screw every hole it has. I believe that someday, someway, someone will read your idea, and go for it.
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#21 - sgtmajjohnson (01/02/2016) [-]
Or they'll come up with that on their own, because who doesn't love muscle-bound green chicks body packing hairy midgets?
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#22 - darthdingo (01/02/2016) [-]
Exactly! Great minds think alike!
#14 - Wouldn't it be annoying for girls to begin self-lubricating or… 01/01/2016 on Dick 0
#13 - I think it had to do with how much they focused on sexual imag… 01/01/2016 on Dick 0
#12 - You say that like that doesn't happen here. mrwalkerfour … 01/01/2016 on Dick +4
#32 - I love pieces like this, the ones that humanize the apparently… 01/01/2016 on Star Wars: Green Leader +17
#31 - And the voice actor was, and the voice is what really makes Va… 01/01/2016 on Star Wars: Green Leader +2
#56 - Of course she's retarded. She cited "feminism" as an… 01/01/2016 on Being a woman 0
#173 - >Not having colored text. 01/01/2016 on TFW You Can't Afford... 0
#55 - The Assassination of TR-8R by the Coward FN-2187. 01/01/2016 on Being a woman +26
#170 - I actually had to manually enter this text color because I cou…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2016 on TFW You Can't Afford... 0
#172 - thenewerbooks (01/01/2016) [-]
**thenewerbooks used "*roll picture*"**
**thenewerbooks rolled image** white text master race
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#191 - youngneil (01/01/2016) [-]
Greenish-gray is pretty great.
#173 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
>Not having colored text.
#167 - I get what you're saying. I'm just saying he still plays a lot…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2016 on TFW You Can't Afford... 0
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#169 - thenewerbooks (01/01/2016) [-]
oops, misread your comment. I blame it on the text colour
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#170 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
I actually had to manually enter this text color because I couldn't access the slider for some reason, so I needed to type in a number that I couldn't see. It came out way darker than I wanted it to.
#172 - thenewerbooks (01/01/2016) [-]
**thenewerbooks used "*roll picture*"**
**thenewerbooks rolled image** white text master race
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#191 - youngneil (01/01/2016) [-]
Greenish-gray is pretty great.
#173 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
>Not having colored text.
#25 - If it was a terrorist attack, it did a pretty ****** jo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on /POL/ GOT IT RIGHT +1
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#27 - rapterjesus (01/01/2016) [-]
I would think shoddy building code. They tend to bring in western architects, but IDK who does shit like wiring, and fire suppression etc. Haven't really read up on the story, but curtains catching on fire sounds like they were hanging over some outlets.

Also, it isn't rare that people buy materials worse (cheaper) than those indicated by the engineers on the project. I watched some show about a bridge that collapsed in the U.S. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-35W_Mississippi_River_bridge where the builders used thinner metal than called for.
#12 - But... the carpet has a pattern and everything. Maybe you do n…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Cat +1
#17 - totallytito (01/02/2016) [-]
The witchdoctor will put ants in my eyes to cure me.
Another man who took the treatment later ascended to the heavens and began selling stuff
#73 - So long as people find it funny, they'll laugh at it. It's not…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Germany declares war on UK 0
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#74 - renespar (01/01/2016) [-]
you're right, it is pretty simple, like the people who find "HURR MUDSLIMES" funny

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User avatar #13 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #14 to #13 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Did anyone get you a designated pissing sink for Christmas?
User avatar #10 - concetrationcamp (12/24/2015) [-]
Holy **** , did you really archieve your profile in one month? Are you online 24/7 or how is this possible?
User avatar #11 to #10 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Huh? I don't know what you mean by that. If it has something to do with levels or thumbs, I mostly comment on posts with around 100 thumbs that will probably reach the front page, so I have several comments with hundreds of thumbs.
User avatar #12 to #11 - concetrationcamp (12/25/2015) [-]
I was just curious. You archieved in 1 month what I did in 5 years
User avatar #1 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
Hello, and welcome to Funnyjunk! I'm yugiohkris, one of the site's mods(I swear I'm not a bot). Thanks for making an account at funnyjunk, please feel free to post content, comments, or just hang around the boards. If you have any questions please ask me or ask here: /askamod/
User avatar #2 to #1 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Holy **** a mod. I actually had an account a few years ago, and I've been lurking for a long time, so I think I generally get everything. Never been on the boards, though.
User avatar #3 to #2 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
Oh ok that's fine I just do the message for all new users.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Sweet, thanks. What boards are actually on here? I might check them out.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
I don't know I don't go on the boards very often, but you can still look through all of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Alright, thanks.
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