Upload
Login or register
x

sgtmajjohnson

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:11/29/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#32
Highest Comment Rank:#32
Comment Thumbs: 18661 total,  19512 ,  851
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 23.3% (233/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Total Comments Made:2067
FJ Points:13233

latest user's comments

#20 - Picture  [+] (23 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... +15
#21 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#22 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#23 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#24 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#25 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#26 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
I actually don't know what the arrow in the red ball on this one is supposed to be. Any xplainers around?
User avatar
#51 - mrsixinch (01/09/2016) [-]
It's the Buzzfeed logo. No, me neither
#27 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#37 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
User avatar
#39 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
11/10. Almost as good as the "you spin me right round" one.
#41 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#38 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#53 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
What's the song name?
#104 - geraltofmeowia has deleted their comment.
User avatar
#42 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Huh. I hadn't seen that one as a webm yet, only as a youtube video. By the way, would Geralt of meowia be a School of the Cat Witcher?
User avatar
#43 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Well there you go And you're god damn right
User avatar
#44 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
wait isnt you'r name the name of one of the creatures?
User avatar
#45 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Indeed, It's what Kootra likes to call Geralt of Rivia in his Witcher playthroughs.
#47 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
kewl
#48 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#40 - geraltofmeowia has deleted their comment.
#32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Bravery that takes a shot to the chest
User avatar
#34 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
That type of bravery is certainly better than bravery that takes a sedan to someone else's chest.
#19 - Just doing my top ten this time instead of my usual ~20.  [+] (24 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... +9
#20 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#21 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#22 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#23 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#24 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#25 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#26 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
I actually don't know what the arrow in the red ball on this one is supposed to be. Any xplainers around?
User avatar
#51 - mrsixinch (01/09/2016) [-]
It's the Buzzfeed logo. No, me neither
#27 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#37 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
User avatar
#39 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
11/10. Almost as good as the "you spin me right round" one.
#41 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#38 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#53 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
What's the song name?
#104 - geraltofmeowia has deleted their comment.
User avatar
#42 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Huh. I hadn't seen that one as a webm yet, only as a youtube video. By the way, would Geralt of meowia be a School of the Cat Witcher?
User avatar
#43 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Well there you go And you're god damn right
User avatar
#44 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
wait isnt you'r name the name of one of the creatures?
User avatar
#45 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Indeed, It's what Kootra likes to call Geralt of Rivia in his Witcher playthroughs.
#47 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
kewl
#48 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#40 - geraltofmeowia has deleted their comment.
#32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Bravery that takes a shot to the chest
User avatar
#34 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
That type of bravery is certainly better than bravery that takes a sedan to someone else's chest.
#18 - Dumping.  [+] (26 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... +36
#71 - leonhardt (01/09/2016) [-]
This one though
#19 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Just doing my top ten this time instead of my usual ~20.
#20 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#21 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#22 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#23 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#24 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#25 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#26 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
I actually don't know what the arrow in the red ball on this one is supposed to be. Any xplainers around?
User avatar
#51 - mrsixinch (01/09/2016) [-]
It's the Buzzfeed logo. No, me neither
#27 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#37 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
User avatar
#39 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
11/10. Almost as good as the "you spin me right round" one.
#41 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#38 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#53 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
What's the song name?
#104 - geraltofmeowia has deleted their comment.
User avatar
#42 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Huh. I hadn't seen that one as a webm yet, only as a youtube video. By the way, would Geralt of meowia be a School of the Cat Witcher?
User avatar
#43 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Well there you go And you're god damn right
User avatar
#44 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
wait isnt you'r name the name of one of the creatures?
User avatar
#45 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Indeed, It's what Kootra likes to call Geralt of Rivia in his Witcher playthroughs.
#47 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
kewl
#48 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#40 - geraltofmeowia has deleted their comment.
#32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Bravery that takes a shot to the chest
User avatar
#34 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
That type of bravery is certainly better than bravery that takes a sedan to someone else's chest.
#2 - Why is metal such a huge thing in the Scandinavian countries? …  [+] (45 new replies) 01/09/2016 on black metal still superior... +100
User avatar
#50 - subspacessparta (01/09/2016) [-]
Atleast in Sweden it isn't as big that you might think, Swerden mostly just listens to the stuff America listens to.
User avatar
#68 - wtfduud (01/09/2016) [-]
It might not be big in Sweden compared to other musical genres, but Metal is popular in Sweden compared to other countries.
User avatar
#49 - eplejuice (01/09/2016) [-]
I would recommend reseaching the Norwegian black metal scene, where black metal stems from.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Norwegian_black_metal_scene

know it facts and myths, its quite entertaining
inb4 "wikipedia isnt a reliable source"-fag
User avatar
#86 - whimsicalmagnus (01/10/2016) [-]
not a reliable source fag

joking aside that was kind of interesting but I personally prefer Folk Metal from the Scandinavian countries, like Korpiklaani and Finntroll, none the less pretty intresting, might check out the bands when get the itch for something different
#81 - subspacessparta (01/10/2016) [-]
The story about Per Ohlin, the vocalist in the band Mayhem is really interesting imo.
Here's a imgur album about him which describes his life pretty well.
pic related, Per Ohlin.
imgur.com/gallery/NPNV1
#82 - eplejuice (01/10/2016) [-]
ye he is definitely an interesting guy. I feel sorry for him tho, his depression and suicide was exploited by euronymous

quote from wikipedia
Necrobutcher recalls how Euronymous told him of the suicide:

Øystein called me up the next day ... and says, "Dead has done something really cool! He killed himself". I thought, have you lost it? What do you mean cool? He says, "Relax, I have photos of everything". I was in shock and grief. He was just thinking how to exploit it. So I told him, "OK. Don't even fucking call me before you destroy those pictures".
User avatar
#83 - subspacessparta (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, it's a tragic story. people belive he suffered of Cotard Delusion which basically is where you think you are dead or parts of your body are dead/ dying.
#29 - angelious (01/09/2016) [-]
finland isnt part of scandinavia.

skandinavia is norway sweden and denmark


fennos skandinavia is norway sweden denmark finland and northwest russia

nordics is the most common name but this would leave out north west russia and add in iceland.
#26 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Finnish "brutality" stems from isolation in a cold climate, just like northern Sweden and Norway. Helsinki, for example, is just as non-metal as the other majorly populated areas in Scandinavia.
#27 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
It's also worth to note that Nordic people that live up north in isolation are the equivalent of American rednecks. So yeah, they're about as badass as a fat American rancher with a gun collection. They themselves think they're cool and badass, but everyone else just looks down on them.
User avatar
#32 - internetexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
yeah but the difference being , a redneck makes country music , and that shit is gay as fuck.

Black metal may be autsitic , but at least it's not gay.
#52 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
No I've noticed rednecks either are into country or metal (or rock and roll really that whole gamut)
User avatar
#46 - tittysugar (01/09/2016) [-]
Sorry everything cant livd up to your justin bieber standard, but there is no bad music, only different tastes.
User avatar
#58 - internetexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
did I say black metal is bad?
something being autistic doesn't render it bad.
how about you stop making assumptions for a second and think about why one could possibly have a different opinion than you.
User avatar
#72 - wtfduud (01/09/2016) [-]
"something being autistic doesn't render it bad. "

Yes, yes it does.
User avatar
#61 - tittysugar (01/09/2016) [-]
Lol, k, get real

'May be' what the fuck does that infer? Saying may be autistic is derogatory, 'but at least its not'.

Fuck yourself, seriously cause youd have to be a true aspie to not see your own thought process.

Its global faggot day on fj apparently.
#62 - internetexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**
I didn't know you were a league player m8.

Say, what happens when I drop you into a lake? Does it turn into a 2nd dead-sea?
User avatar
#63 - tittysugar (01/09/2016) [-]
Yea dude, totally.
#64 - internetexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
**internetexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**internetexplain rolled image**

Well, you should start donating blood then, you're gonna make millions.
#44 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Uhhh?.. no.
#43 - arandomanon (01/09/2016) [-]
>autistic
User avatar
#20 - lesgrossman (01/09/2016) [-]
Black metal started in my country, but as a musician i rarely meet people who are really into metal. It's like any other country really.
User avatar
#30 - metalexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
(I asumme that you're from Norway). Actually, there were several Proto-Black Metal acts much earlier than in Norway. UK (Venom), Sweden (Bathory), Japan (Sabbat, White Hell...)
User avatar
#11 - bloodrocutation (01/09/2016) [-]
nearly all the good old school black metal comes from norway, there's some good death metal and power metal from sweden
User avatar
#5 - tkfourtwoone (01/09/2016) [-]
Because metal music in general stands for rebellion/non-comformity/against the system type of mindset, which coupled with the Scandinavians' interest for their Norse culture and a stand against the imposed Christian church, well, that's what you get.

Of course, that's only part of the roots of black metal, a lot of the rest of the approach stems from nihilistic and/or misanthropic mentalities.
User avatar
#31 - metalexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
But even earlier before Scandinavian Black Metal, there was a big wave of Scandinavian Heavy Metal bands.
User avatar
#34 - tkfourtwoone (01/09/2016) [-]
Not that prominent, however. Most Scandinavian acts took the torch, sort of speak, from Brit bands that started the "extreme metal" trend, like Venom

Let's face it, except for Denmark, the rest of the Scandinavian (and Finland) countries are known for bands such as Celtic Frost, Mayhem, Daktrthrone, Emperor, etc.
User avatar
#38 - metalexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
Well, it depends from which view you see it. Of course Scandinavian Countries are mostly know because of Black Metal bands, but if you want to talk about European Heavy Metal, Thrash, Speed, you have bands such as Heavy Load, Artillery, Europe, Torch, Hexenhaus, mighty Mercyful Fate & King Diamond (which was labeled in the early 80s as Black Metal. First concept of Black Metal was just about Satanism.), Oz, Mindless Sinner, Gotham City, Pretty Maids, Agony... and the list goes on and on...

P.S. Aren't Celtic Frost from Switzerland?
User avatar
#39 - tkfourtwoone (01/09/2016) [-]
I was talking about Scandinavian metal, mostly. Of course there's a shitload of European metal (which, personally, I find more attractive than US metal bands, especially after the 2000s) like Kreator, Testament and whatnot

However, I don't think anyone can't deny that early black/death metal bands from Northern Europe were heavily influenced by Brit (and some American) bands. That's what I was trying to get across.
From my point of view, they took some of the core concepts and turned it up to 120%, while distilling some elements.
User avatar
#87 - metalexplain (01/10/2016) [-]
Sorry, we're I meant "European Heavy Metal, Thrash Speed etc", I meant Scandinavian. All of the bands mentioned above are mostly from Sweden.
#35 - chrispthesebbe (01/09/2016) [-]
Not adding Saturicon and dimmu borgir
User avatar
#37 - tkfourtwoone (01/09/2016) [-]
>Implying Dimmu Borgir were relevant

Don't get me wrong, I love the shit out of Dimmu up until Abrahadabra - but let's face it, their only impact was making pseudo-black metal commercial and/or accessible
User avatar
#14 - everheat (01/09/2016) [-]
Also it's fucking dark all the time so everyone's depressed.
User avatar
#3 - hfw (01/09/2016) [-]
I'd say it's because of how important scandinavian countries have been to black and death metal.

Norway is renowned to be the birthplace of black metal, and alot of influential figures to the black metal scene came from Norway. We've also got some pretty big death metal bands, and the same goes for Sweden and Finland.

Sweden (along with the UK), were the fathers of melodic death metal, and along with Finland, are the biggest in the subgenre.
User avatar
#10 - mcmanybucks (01/09/2016) [-]
We have some metal in denmark too....


i think..

volbeat?..fuck.
#53 - marshwulff (01/09/2016) [-]
To be fair Volbeat is also one of, if not the biggest metal band in Scandinavia atm. But we have a lot of very good metal here. Mnemic, Svartsot, Huldre, Artillery, Mercyful Fate only to name a few.
#15 - holmborn (01/09/2016) [-]
Denmark is more into classic rock/metal over black and death metal.
User avatar
#16 - mcmanybucks (01/09/2016) [-]
yea..but we just aint good at producin it..we got lucky with DML and Kim Larsen..
#25 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
hatesphere.
#17 - holmborn (01/09/2016) [-]
thats a very narrow view. We have a lot more bands that produce rock and metal. They are just not as widely known.
Volbeat, like you mentioned is danish, Metallica's drummer is danish just to name a few.
making music is a tough job, and its even tougher to make money from it. the toughest part is getting noticed.
User avatar
#47 - tkfourtwoone (01/09/2016) [-]
Ahem...

King Diamond
User avatar
#4 - snowvahkiin (01/09/2016) [-]
Not just the birth of black metal, they birthed the concept of the darker tones of metal. Black metal was that weird in between post thrash and modern day metal.
User avatar
#28 - angelious (01/09/2016) [-]
and dont forget folk metal.
User avatar
#56 - snowvahkiin (01/09/2016) [-]
Folk metal what created in england.
User avatar
#57 - angelious (01/09/2016) [-]
first folk metal bands were indeed from england. but it never lead to anything, until finnish bands like korpiklaani and finntroll revitalized it and started popularizing the genre in the early 21 century
#8 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2016 on A legend among men +372
User avatar
#19 - kageshi (01/09/2016) [-]
I know there's a joke in there somewhere, and I know it has something to do with immigration.
User avatar
#53 - mikeypooh (01/09/2016) [-]
he jumped the border into mexico illegally
User avatar
#33 - shadowrated (01/09/2016) [-]
"when charlie sheen inspires you"
User avatar
#34 - shadowrated (01/09/2016) [-]
"killing yourself? go out with a gang-bang"
User avatar
#21 - wraithguard (01/09/2016) [-]
Judging by the map, he was probably just homesick.
#20 - wraithguard has deleted their comment.
#3 - Screaming Eagle with blood on his face.* 01/09/2016 on some more year of waaa +2
#2 - Goddamn, the one of the Screaming Eagle blood on his face alwa…  [+] (22 new replies) 01/09/2016 on some more year of waaa +171
#56 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
It's because of you they use in the first place snatch neck
User avatar
#80 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
A. I barely knew the person until fairly recently.
B. What is a snatch neck? Are you implying that I have a neck wound that looks like a vagina, like Rickety Cricket?
#35 - enlightednatzie (01/09/2016) [-]
My dad has been an alcoholic until this summer and seing that kid trying to wake up his alcoholic dad made me sad.
#46 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Does he molest you like Apu, the refugee does, you Swedfag
#86 - enlightednatzie (01/09/2016) [-]
I dont see how that is relevant to my comment at all. So you earned my gentle red thumb.
#23 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Addiction is an illness. Not much you can do about it. You wouldn't blame a parent if it died from it's kids from cancer would you? Addicts need rehab and medical attention, not prison and hate. Source: I'm an recovered alcoholic with one son.
User avatar
#95 - kaminaofteamgurren (01/09/2016) [-]
Being addicted to something and having cancer are 2 very different things don't compare apples to oranges.
User avatar
#60 - Dropkicksxxx (01/09/2016) [-]
Nah, fuck that, addiction is not an illness nor a disease, it's lack of common fucking sense and disregard for yourself and those around you. No one forced you to blow a damn thing and no one sure as shit forced a needle in your arm full of something you had to go out of your way to find and get ready to shoot. I was doing 30ish bags of heroin a day for over two years ( never shot it, couldn't bring myself to so I just blew it) but the whole " ohh it's a disease, its not your fault " bullshit is just a way to coddle people and make them feel like they couldn't help it. Two years, and every day I knew it was my fault, because I wasn't some jaded twat who needed an excuse to feel like what I was doing was justified ( I then used suboxone for a week after I decided having a gun thrust into my face was the end of it for me and got off the crap) the suboxone is a completely different issue all together I won't go into now, but will say you don't need more than a couple days on it if you don't keep making excuses as to why you do. Just like with damn near everything else you're in control of your own life, and in control of how you live it.
#62 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Yea man, when your sweating dick, throwing your guts up wanting to die with the only seeable way to stop it is to use more, it for sure isnt an illness. Eat a dick you reclusive faggot.
User avatar
#66 - Dropkicksxxx (01/09/2016) [-]
Or ya know, man the fuck up and deal with it like I did after only a week of suboxone, like I said, there's a bunch of excuses, and being dope sick is just another excuse people use to keep doing it because they don't have it in them to say enough is enough. Go cry about what you did to yourself to someone who will sympathize, not me.
#75 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Who cried? Just telling you whats up man. No one sets out to be an addict, it just happens and a lot of people dont know what to do. I dont cry, I detoxed in my bed for a week once I knew I was physically addicted. Some people dont got that ability, and someone who claims to have gone through it should be more sympathetic, not act like a vegan and take kt as a chance to show yourself and being 'SUPERIOR'. Faggot.
User avatar
#76 - Dropkicksxxx (01/09/2016) [-]
Nope, no sympathy to anyone who uses the excuse that it's a disease to justify doing it in the first place, and please, do read where I said it's a lack of common sense and a disregard for everyone around you, I don't know how saying either about yourself is acting superior. But ya know
#77 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
You really dont know.
User avatar
#55 - reaperssprint (01/09/2016) [-]
That's fine and all, but don't even try to compare addictions to cancer. One is the person's fault, the other (usually) is not.
User avatar
#83 - muzikmafia (01/09/2016) [-]
I'd just like to try and provide an opinion on this matter, maybe it'll give you perspective from the other side.
Addiction, like diseases, can be genetically predisposed. If it runs in your family you are more likely to become one yourself, even controlling for things like home environment. That is not something you can assign fault to. If you don't know better you think you can, and just say 'oh the addict is lazy and should die its their fault'. Sure, an addict has to start somewhere and sure you can say 'then don't fucking do heroin idiot' and I'd agree, but for something as socially perverse as alcohol you can see why it's harder to avoid completely. You may not know your predisposition for addiction until you're sliding.

As an analogy: schizophrenia is seen as having genetic and environmental factors. A person is predisposed genetically, but it takes something in the environment (like major stress) to cause the symptoms to appear, typically in young adulthood (gee, like when addictions start to manifest). Would you go to a schizophrenic and say 'you should've avoided all that stress and you wouldn't be like this'?
User avatar
#87 - reaperssprint (01/09/2016) [-]
I understand the genetics behind addiction and I recognize it as a disease, I'm studying genetics. However, the 2 should not, and can not, be compared as he did.
Becoming addicted to things is one problem, but as you said you can avoid becoming addicted to certain things by not taking that drug or drinking alcohol to that extent. With cancer, you can not avoid it unless it's cause was through bad habits like smoking and drinking.
As for people who didn't know they were predisposed to addiction and ended up addicted to drugs, that's unfortunate but yet again they decided to make the decision to do it in the first place. Of course I mean this for hard drugs like heroin and cocaine.
I don't blame people for everyday things becoming addictive like gambling, or eating (of course that for those who are genetically inclined to them, not those with bad judgement).
User avatar
#27 - ministermax (01/09/2016) [-]
That shit only works if the person wants to be "cured".

Otherwise they'll stay that way forever.
User avatar
#29 - cursedjester (01/09/2016) [-]
There is usually an underlying reason why people let themselves slip into that condition though, striking them out from regular users who do it for the kicks and can control when and where they take it; Usually to do with 'escaping' their current life or situation, just like people who play video games to temporarily forget the world.

Provide those people with a way to unhook themselves from it, to fix whatever is bugging them, and they'll usually turn around - Strip them of freedom, however, throwing them into the slammer and they'll just cost taxpayer money sitting in a cell, finding it harder to reintergrate into society when they do their time.
User avatar
#30 - ministermax (01/09/2016) [-]
That's a really easy thing to say until you actually run into people with the issue.

As I said earlier, the only way out is for them to want to be out.
User avatar
#7 - Tusura (01/09/2016) [-]
My brother had a CoWorker OD on Heroin in the bathroom at work at the gas station he works at. He'd only been working there for 2 weeks.
He called me over to see if I could get the door unlocked I have a shitty past , or open, so we could check on her. She'd been snoring in the bathroom for 30 minutes when he called me.
I couldn't get the door open so we called the police. They Crowbarred the door open and immediately ran to his squad car to call for backup and a wagon.

She OD'd on heroin and hit her head on the potted plant in the bathroom.
Had no higher brain function, had aspirated blood, and died 2 days later.

This was about a month ago, and fuck me if it didn't wreck my brothers life for a few days till the cops said he couldn't have saved her no matter what he did.

So yea, like you said. If you wanna OD, do it on your own time. Fucking pricks.
User avatar
#8 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
It's just such a fundamentally selfish thing to do. Shit, imagine if she had died. Her and the baby would've died if another relative hadn't found her. Then, even if the baby lived, she'd live the rest of her life with the knowledge that her mother cared more about shooting shit into her veins than she cared about her. What a fucked up thing to do to a kid.
User avatar
#3 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Screaming Eagle with blood on his face.*
#23 - Why not just post a video at this point? If I conceived a daug… 01/09/2016 on Her "First Moon Party" +3
#11 - Picture 01/09/2016 on The Real Thing +12
#10 - But is the real one inside or outside of the shuttle?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on The Real Thing +7
User avatar
#28 - stutz (01/09/2016) [-]
under rated post
#44 - rollfourexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
I don't get it. They're both inside...
#52 - emiyashirou (01/09/2016) [-]
Took me a while to find it, but here.
#55 - stutz (01/09/2016) [-]
he meant this
#8 - "Our issues?" It sounds like you already went ahead …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on The Real Thing +36
#79 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
answer: I'm jared
#9 - imjared (01/09/2016) [-]
yes
#11 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#20 - Picture 01/08/2016 on Oh dear lord that last one +36
#27 - Unless they draw porn, in which case they can be the worst art… 01/08/2016 on How every new artist feel +1
#8 - skeletorexplains, your sex tape got leaked. Them skills, tho.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Oh dear lord that last one +21
#9 - skeletorexplains (01/08/2016) [-]
How i suck that dick
#20 - sgtmajjohnson (01/08/2016) [-]
#17 - Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. 01/08/2016 on Anon outplays Chad +3
#47 - To be fair, when I replied he had 7 positive thumbs. He was ac… 01/08/2016 on PC Gamers BTFO 0
#19 - Why'd you post a world map? 01/08/2016 on Only In America +7
#20 - A kinky pirate. I googled kinky pirate for an appropriat…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Decorum +11
User avatar
#29 - myopicprophet (01/08/2016) [-]
Aaaaarg
#19 - See, that's why you're the artist. 01/08/2016 on Decorum +1
#15 - No, it means Gimli.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on well fuck +10
User avatar
#40 - aytoktonik (01/08/2016) [-]
perfect
#81 - Force Awakens spoilers: He would've, but the owner of th… 01/08/2016 on uncle anally devastates... +2
#77 - It would be so easy to torment Kylo Ren. "What, are you g… 01/08/2016 on uncle anally devastates... +9
#75 - That would be a lot of plot twists for one movie. Is M. Night … 01/08/2016 on uncle anally devastates... 0
#71 - Damn straight. Replace FN-2187 with cheater. 01/08/2016 on uncle anally devastates... +47
#45 - Right, but what was the point of "hire a clown?"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on How The 1% Lives 0
User avatar
#46 - kolya (01/08/2016) [-]
To glue a smile to my face while trying to overcome smt unpleasant

Comments(11):

Leave a comment Refresh Comments Show GIFs
Anonymous comments allowed.
11 comments displayed.
User avatar #13 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #14 to #13 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Did anyone get you a designated pissing sink for Christmas?
User avatar #10 - concetrationcamp (12/24/2015) [-]
Holy **** , did you really archieve your profile in one month? Are you online 24/7 or how is this possible?
User avatar #11 to #10 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Huh? I don't know what you mean by that. If it has something to do with levels or thumbs, I mostly comment on posts with around 100 thumbs that will probably reach the front page, so I have several comments with hundreds of thumbs.
User avatar #12 to #11 - concetrationcamp (12/25/2015) [-]
I was just curious. You archieved in 1 month what I did in 5 years
User avatar #1 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
Hello, and welcome to Funnyjunk! I'm yugiohkris, one of the site's mods(I swear I'm not a bot). Thanks for making an account at funnyjunk, please feel free to post content, comments, or just hang around the boards. If you have any questions please ask me or ask here: /askamod/
User avatar #2 to #1 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Holy **** a mod. I actually had an account a few years ago, and I've been lurking for a long time, so I think I generally get everything. Never been on the boards, though.
User avatar #3 to #2 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
Oh ok that's fine I just do the message for all new users.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Sweet, thanks. What boards are actually on here? I might check them out.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
I don't know I don't go on the boards very often, but you can still look through all of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Alright, thanks.
 Friends (0)