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#21 - Blocking out trauma is a common response.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on 4chan explains this photo +58
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#29 - thisisestonia (01/09/2016) [-]
you're making it go deeper, mate.
#16 - What's he buying? Skittles and Arizona ice tea?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on 4chan explains this photo +4
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#33 - erotictentacle (01/09/2016) [-]
Cigarettes
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#39 - satansferret (01/09/2016) [-]
Newports.
#15 - For anyone who hasn't seen it.  [+] (18 new replies) 01/09/2016 on 4chan explains this photo +113
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#87 - oniseiji (01/09/2016) [-]
don'tfkingcry.jpeg
#80 - chukupowpow (01/09/2016) [-]
Why the fuck did i clicked on this gif.
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#91 - killerliquid (01/09/2016) [-]
webm
#69 - dasbrot (01/09/2016) [-]
shit man
#66 - vegasstoner (01/09/2016) [-]
god he conveys that anger over hurt emotion sooo well.
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#83 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
He really does. I love how you clearly see the progression of his emotional state, from trying desperately to hide his hurt, to outright anger, to sadness.
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#54 - ZenMacros (01/09/2016) [-]
Keep in mind Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was the first acting thing Will Smith had ever done, and he had received no acting lessons prior to it. He was just a rapper getting a sitcom, and eventually ended up being arguably one of the best actors in Hollywood through sheer talent and will power .
#55 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
"Will power." It took me a second.
#51 - sameoldboss (01/09/2016) [-]
oh man i did not expect that
#43 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
#40 - kyouko (01/09/2016) [-]
That was far more intense than I expected.
#31 - myjunk (01/09/2016) [-]
He lists all the things he learnd/did without his dad but the one who was there for him, the one who taught him how to love one's kids - and not even just his own, but Will too - was Uncle Phil
#30 - kristovsky (01/09/2016) [-]
It's even worse when you can relate
#24 - metallus (01/09/2016) [-]
Must... not... cry...
#36 - fullfrontal (01/09/2016) [-]
#17 - czechplus (01/09/2016) [-]
God damn. I dont remember that episode....
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#21 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Blocking out trauma is a common response.
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#29 - thisisestonia (01/09/2016) [-]
you're making it go deeper, mate.
#98 - Damn straight. Pic related, it's your faithfulness to th… 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner +3
#44 - Picture 01/09/2016 on MEMES falling from the sky! 0
#40 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on MEMES falling from the sky! +119
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#101 - boarderlinegreat (01/09/2016) [-]
Best snow
#16 - Tanks for the comp. I doubt the Panzer IV weighed a litt… 01/09/2016 on War: Armored Warfare 0
#42 - Huh. I hadn't seen that one as a webm yet, only as a youtube v…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... 0
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#43 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Well there you go And you're god damn right
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#44 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
wait isnt you'r name the name of one of the creatures?
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#45 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Indeed, It's what Kootra likes to call Geralt of Rivia in his Witcher playthroughs.
#47 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
kewl
#48 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#39 - 11/10. Almost as good as the "you spin me right round" one.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... 0
#41 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#57 - Devoted to that one friend maybe. Keep in mind that he endange… 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner 0
#4 - This is a weapon to surpass dad jokes. 01/09/2016 on not as planned +91
#8 - It's just such a fundamentally selfish thing to do. **** … 01/09/2016 on some more year of waaa +2
#34 - That type of bravery is certainly better than bravery that tak… 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... +2
#54 - You don't have any issue with Finn being called devoted? First…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner -1
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#56 - orangebeanie (01/09/2016) [-]
By the end of the movie his character has progressed to the point that he's willing to go back to the base of the people who kidnapped him, just to rescue one friend. Sounds kinda devoted.
#61 - drtrousersnake (01/09/2016) [-]
you forget his motivation.
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#57 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Devoted to that one friend maybe. Keep in mind that he endangered all those pilots' lives on a scheme he knew he couldn't carry out.
#53 - I tried to find a picture of Willem Dafoe doing a sexy pose or…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner +4
#158 - settler (01/09/2016) [-]
Maybe this will help a bit
#51 - I appreciate you including the misspelling.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner +12
#70 - kameken (01/09/2016) [-]
Of course, that's the best part.
#98 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Damn straight. Pic related, it's your faithfulness to the source material.
#50 - Picture 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner +21
#49 - Picture 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner +51
#27 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... +7
#37 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#39 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
11/10. Almost as good as the "you spin me right round" one.
#41 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#53 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
What's the song name?
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#42 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Huh. I hadn't seen that one as a webm yet, only as a youtube video. By the way, would Geralt of meowia be a School of the Cat Witcher?
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#43 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Well there you go And you're god damn right
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#44 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
wait isnt you'r name the name of one of the creatures?
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#45 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Indeed, It's what Kootra likes to call Geralt of Rivia in his Witcher playthroughs.
#47 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
kewl
#48 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Bravery that takes a shot to the chest
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#34 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
That type of bravery is certainly better than bravery that takes a sedan to someone else's chest.
#26 - I actually don't know what the arrow in the red ball on this o…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... +8
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#51 - mrsixinch (01/09/2016) [-]
It's the Buzzfeed logo. No, me neither
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#37 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#39 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
11/10. Almost as good as the "you spin me right round" one.
#41 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#53 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
What's the song name?
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#42 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Huh. I hadn't seen that one as a webm yet, only as a youtube video. By the way, would Geralt of meowia be a School of the Cat Witcher?
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#43 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Well there you go And you're god damn right
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#44 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
wait isnt you'r name the name of one of the creatures?
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#45 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Indeed, It's what Kootra likes to call Geralt of Rivia in his Witcher playthroughs.
#47 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
kewl
#48 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Bravery that takes a shot to the chest
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#34 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
That type of bravery is certainly better than bravery that takes a sedan to someone else's chest.
#25 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... +14
#26 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
I actually don't know what the arrow in the red ball on this one is supposed to be. Any xplainers around?
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#51 - mrsixinch (01/09/2016) [-]
It's the Buzzfeed logo. No, me neither
#27 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#37 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#39 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
11/10. Almost as good as the "you spin me right round" one.
#41 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#38 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#53 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
What's the song name?
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#42 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Huh. I hadn't seen that one as a webm yet, only as a youtube video. By the way, would Geralt of meowia be a School of the Cat Witcher?
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#43 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Well there you go And you're god damn right
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#44 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
wait isnt you'r name the name of one of the creatures?
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#45 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Indeed, It's what Kootra likes to call Geralt of Rivia in his Witcher playthroughs.
#47 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
kewl
#48 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Bravery that takes a shot to the chest
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#34 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
That type of bravery is certainly better than bravery that takes a sedan to someone else's chest.
#24 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... +9
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#26 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
I actually don't know what the arrow in the red ball on this one is supposed to be. Any xplainers around?
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#51 - mrsixinch (01/09/2016) [-]
It's the Buzzfeed logo. No, me neither
#27 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#37 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#39 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
11/10. Almost as good as the "you spin me right round" one.
#41 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#38 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#53 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
What's the song name?
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#42 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Huh. I hadn't seen that one as a webm yet, only as a youtube video. By the way, would Geralt of meowia be a School of the Cat Witcher?
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#43 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Well there you go And you're god damn right
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#44 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
wait isnt you'r name the name of one of the creatures?
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#45 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Indeed, It's what Kootra likes to call Geralt of Rivia in his Witcher playthroughs.
#47 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
kewl
#48 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Bravery that takes a shot to the chest
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#34 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
That type of bravery is certainly better than bravery that takes a sedan to someone else's chest.
#23 - Picture  [+] (20 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... +15
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#26 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
I actually don't know what the arrow in the red ball on this one is supposed to be. Any xplainers around?
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#51 - mrsixinch (01/09/2016) [-]
It's the Buzzfeed logo. No, me neither
#27 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#37 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#39 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
11/10. Almost as good as the "you spin me right round" one.
#41 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#38 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#53 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
What's the song name?
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#42 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Huh. I hadn't seen that one as a webm yet, only as a youtube video. By the way, would Geralt of meowia be a School of the Cat Witcher?
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#43 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Well there you go And you're god damn right
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#44 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
wait isnt you'r name the name of one of the creatures?
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#45 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Indeed, It's what Kootra likes to call Geralt of Rivia in his Witcher playthroughs.
#47 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
kewl
#48 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Bravery that takes a shot to the chest
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#34 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
That type of bravery is certainly better than bravery that takes a sedan to someone else's chest.
#22 - Picture  [+] (21 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Encountering Two Traitors... +13
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#26 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
I actually don't know what the arrow in the red ball on this one is supposed to be. Any xplainers around?
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#51 - mrsixinch (01/09/2016) [-]
It's the Buzzfeed logo. No, me neither
#27 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#37 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#39 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
11/10. Almost as good as the "you spin me right round" one.
#41 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#38 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#53 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
What's the song name?
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#42 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Huh. I hadn't seen that one as a webm yet, only as a youtube video. By the way, would Geralt of meowia be a School of the Cat Witcher?
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#43 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Well there you go And you're god damn right
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#44 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
wait isnt you'r name the name of one of the creatures?
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#45 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Indeed, It's what Kootra likes to call Geralt of Rivia in his Witcher playthroughs.
#47 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
kewl
#48 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Bravery that takes a shot to the chest
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#34 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
That type of bravery is certainly better than bravery that takes a sedan to someone else's chest.
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#26 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
I actually don't know what the arrow in the red ball on this one is supposed to be. Any xplainers around?
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#51 - mrsixinch (01/09/2016) [-]
It's the Buzzfeed logo. No, me neither
#27 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
#37 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#39 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
11/10. Almost as good as the "you spin me right round" one.
#41 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#38 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
#53 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
What's the song name?
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#42 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
Huh. I hadn't seen that one as a webm yet, only as a youtube video. By the way, would Geralt of meowia be a School of the Cat Witcher?
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#43 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Well there you go And you're god damn right
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#44 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
wait isnt you'r name the name of one of the creatures?
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#45 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
Indeed, It's what Kootra likes to call Geralt of Rivia in his Witcher playthroughs.
#47 - michaelrock (01/09/2016) [-]
kewl
#48 - geraltofmeowia (01/09/2016) [-]
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#32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Bravery that takes a shot to the chest
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#34 - sgtmajjohnson (01/09/2016) [-]
That type of bravery is certainly better than bravery that takes a sedan to someone else's chest.

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User avatar #13 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #14 to #13 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Did anyone get you a designated pissing sink for Christmas?
User avatar #10 - concetrationcamp (12/24/2015) [-]
Holy **** , did you really archieve your profile in one month? Are you online 24/7 or how is this possible?
User avatar #11 to #10 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Huh? I don't know what you mean by that. If it has something to do with levels or thumbs, I mostly comment on posts with around 100 thumbs that will probably reach the front page, so I have several comments with hundreds of thumbs.
User avatar #12 to #11 - concetrationcamp (12/25/2015) [-]
I was just curious. You archieved in 1 month what I did in 5 years
User avatar #1 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
Hello, and welcome to Funnyjunk! I'm yugiohkris, one of the site's mods(I swear I'm not a bot). Thanks for making an account at funnyjunk, please feel free to post content, comments, or just hang around the boards. If you have any questions please ask me or ask here: /askamod/
User avatar #2 to #1 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Holy **** a mod. I actually had an account a few years ago, and I've been lurking for a long time, so I think I generally get everything. Never been on the boards, though.
User avatar #3 to #2 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
Oh ok that's fine I just do the message for all new users.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Sweet, thanks. What boards are actually on here? I might check them out.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
I don't know I don't go on the boards very often, but you can still look through all of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Alright, thanks.
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