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#12 - Hey, I came up with a name for him: Beezleblunt. 01/10/2016 on Black tweets comp 37: back... +62
#11 - Christ was the right person to mention. He's the only one who …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Black tweets comp 37: back... +144
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#76 - warriorprincess (01/11/2016) [-]
Looks like an angry chihuahua
#75 - hidanfangirl (01/11/2016) [-]
If I saw that shit I wouldn't have even gotten on the bus, I would have left as soon as possible
#65 - vegasstoner (01/11/2016) [-]
apparantly skinwalkers are real...
#48 - bohemianblasphemy (01/11/2016) [-]
Photoshop is one hell of a drug
#39 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
Nigga looks like a black Boris the Animal
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#40 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
It's just Boris.
#41 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
"Just Boris" my fucking ass.
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#12 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
Hey, I came up with a name for him: Beezleblunt.
#9 - Last one reminded me of this. 01/10/2016 on Black tweets comp 37: back... +5
#8 - Under the D. Under the D. Everything's better down where it's …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Black tweets comp 37: back... +52
#22 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
If it's wetter under the D, you might have swamp ass. Just sayin'.
#70 - baronrhys (01/11/2016) [-]
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#35 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
Or you're into water sports/bukkake.
#46 - Jowi (01/11/2016) [-]
If you're getting wet under your d from a Bukkake you're doing it wrong
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#47 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
I didn't say who would be getting wet, did I?
#92 - I'm saying it's not unrealistic to put a handful of swirls on … 01/10/2016 on First I steal your life points 0
#81 - K. Have you ever seen a Disney movie? The genie sprouts like t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on First I steal your life points 0
#86 - digitalmasterx (01/10/2016) [-]
gee, highest level animation studio to a comparatively low level studio. movie, which consists of 1 episode, compared to an anime which has 500+ at this point...
genie shows a swirl or multitude of swirls once, The back of a yugioh card is shown literally a million times.

im glad you can make fair comparisons
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#92 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm saying it's not unrealistic to put a handful of swirls on the back of a card. How the hell are there 500 episodes of the original Yugioh? It ran for less than four years. Were they producing an 2 episodes every 3 days? Also, a movie is 2 hours long vs about 20 minutes per episode, and is not in production for nearly as long as a show. I seriously doubt the cards are shown a million times, unless there actually are 500 episodes of the ORIGINAL show (which I seriously doubt) and they showed the cards 2,000 times per episode. I'm glad you can make accurate statements.
#108 - Yeah, canonically the people of Slaver's Bay are dark skinned,… 01/10/2016 on What Germany looks like... 0
#124 - Only one person failed him. 01/10/2016 on willy the muslim 0
#118 - Except House Lannister for all intents and purposes IS the cro…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Super hero sex lives 0
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#123 - angelusprimus (01/10/2016) [-]
another three million to the Bravos, plus smaller amounts to several other banks, plus what crown borrowed from house Tyrell.
In the book they also owned two million to the Church, but Cersei bargained it away to allow church to have military. Another brilliant Cersei move.
At the beginning of the first book, Crown was six million in debt. By time Cersei made deal with the church she managed to drop the debt from nine to seven million.

And while members of the House Lannister are in control of the Crown, finances are very carefully kept separate. Tyrion asked Tywin if he is willing to forgive the Crown debt and Tywin just snorted at him.
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#124 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
That last part is because I'm assuming the Crown is funded by taxes paid by everyone in Westeros, while the individual kingdoms are funded by local taxes and the wealth of the lands (i.e. crops, gold mines, etc) owned by the nobles. Were you being serious when you said Cersei was brilliant? Because it sounds sarcastic, but I can't be sure. She's possibly the dumbest person with any influence in Westeros, except for Mace Tyrell.
Anyway, House Lannister's finances are not in the condition they used to be, and with Tywin dead, Tyrion gone, and Jaime abandoning Cersei , they're likely to get even worse. All of it's kind of a moot point though, because Tyrion is absolutely not rich hell, in the books he's a slave who joined a mercenary company.
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#127 - angelusprimus (01/11/2016) [-]
Crown is mainly financed through crown lands and trade tariffs. There are some taxes coming from other kingdoms, but great houses don't pay tax, they, instead, have to maintain an army and serve as military for the Crown. (Westros is High Feudal system). Taxes from other kingdoms mostly come from cities, which pay tax directly to the crown.

I was being very sarcastic. Church militant is a horrible idea for a medieval ruler. Just look at how many years of war took Poland to get rid of Teutons. She also said to bank of Bravos she won't be payign them and she got child of her only ally arrested. She is an idiot.

Lannisters as a house are still pretty strong. For a while Tywin's brother became a head of the house. But yes, they are not what they used to be. None of the houses still is. (with, possibly, exception of the Dorne)
Tyrion isn't rich in current moment in the books, but he will soon be serving the Targaryens. We will see how it goes. But for the vast majority of the story he is incredibly rich.
#96 - Well, he is father of the year. I was actually pissed ab… 01/10/2016 on Clickbait Suicide 0
#116 - Actual spoilers for Ice and Fire Tyrion's not rich anymo…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Super hero sex lives 0
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#117 - angelusprimus (01/10/2016) [-]
Lannisters are still rich. They just no longer have gold mines. They are now landowners and moneylenders.
Just the Crown owes House Lannister over 3 million gold.
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#118 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
Except House Lannister for all intents and purposes IS the crown, and they owe tens of millions of dragons to the Iron Bank of Braavos.
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#123 - angelusprimus (01/10/2016) [-]
another three million to the Bravos, plus smaller amounts to several other banks, plus what crown borrowed from house Tyrell.
In the book they also owned two million to the Church, but Cersei bargained it away to allow church to have military. Another brilliant Cersei move.
At the beginning of the first book, Crown was six million in debt. By time Cersei made deal with the church she managed to drop the debt from nine to seven million.

And while members of the House Lannister are in control of the Crown, finances are very carefully kept separate. Tyrion asked Tywin if he is willing to forgive the Crown debt and Tywin just snorted at him.
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#124 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
That last part is because I'm assuming the Crown is funded by taxes paid by everyone in Westeros, while the individual kingdoms are funded by local taxes and the wealth of the lands (i.e. crops, gold mines, etc) owned by the nobles. Were you being serious when you said Cersei was brilliant? Because it sounds sarcastic, but I can't be sure. She's possibly the dumbest person with any influence in Westeros, except for Mace Tyrell.
Anyway, House Lannister's finances are not in the condition they used to be, and with Tywin dead, Tyrion gone, and Jaime abandoning Cersei , they're likely to get even worse. All of it's kind of a moot point though, because Tyrion is absolutely not rich hell, in the books he's a slave who joined a mercenary company.
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#127 - angelusprimus (01/11/2016) [-]
Crown is mainly financed through crown lands and trade tariffs. There are some taxes coming from other kingdoms, but great houses don't pay tax, they, instead, have to maintain an army and serve as military for the Crown. (Westros is High Feudal system). Taxes from other kingdoms mostly come from cities, which pay tax directly to the crown.

I was being very sarcastic. Church militant is a horrible idea for a medieval ruler. Just look at how many years of war took Poland to get rid of Teutons. She also said to bank of Bravos she won't be payign them and she got child of her only ally arrested. She is an idiot.

Lannisters as a house are still pretty strong. For a while Tywin's brother became a head of the house. But yes, they are not what they used to be. None of the houses still is. (with, possibly, exception of the Dorne)
Tyrion isn't rich in current moment in the books, but he will soon be serving the Targaryens. We will see how it goes. But for the vast majority of the story he is incredibly rich.
#79 - I remember that. There was actually a far greater than realist… 01/10/2016 on What Germany looks like... +2
#70 - Not physically. They won't let me. 01/10/2016 on 1996 +1
#103 - Because repellent isn't ******* rad?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on upvote this piece of... +1
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#105 - spacekraken (01/10/2016) [-]
Well maybe you're fucking lame?
#49 - Never before have I heard of people being bored during a $350 … 01/10/2016 on upvote this piece of... +13
#30 - I'm forced to disagree entirely, but then again I love kids.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on 1996 +11
#41 - BloodyTurds (01/10/2016) [-]
Pervert
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#70 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
Not physically. They won't let me.
#24 - He asked for a reason, I gave the only one I could think of. A…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on First I steal your life points +1
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#80 - coolfuzzy (01/10/2016) [-]
To draw it exactly in the same swirly pattern as the irl cards would be very tedious and unreasonably time consuming and that time would cost the production studio a ton of money
#70 - digitalmasterx (01/10/2016) [-]
you obviously dont know what you're talking about
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#81 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
K. Have you ever seen a Disney movie? The genie sprouts like thirteen arms in one scene. They don't need to make it look exactly like the card, hell, a few swirly circles would do. But this is very low-detail animation.
#86 - digitalmasterx (01/10/2016) [-]
gee, highest level animation studio to a comparatively low level studio. movie, which consists of 1 episode, compared to an anime which has 500+ at this point...
genie shows a swirl or multitude of swirls once, The back of a yugioh card is shown literally a million times.

im glad you can make fair comparisons
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#92 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm saying it's not unrealistic to put a handful of swirls on the back of a card. How the hell are there 500 episodes of the original Yugioh? It ran for less than four years. Were they producing an 2 episodes every 3 days? Also, a movie is 2 hours long vs about 20 minutes per episode, and is not in production for nearly as long as a show. I seriously doubt the cards are shown a million times, unless there actually are 500 episodes of the ORIGINAL show (which I seriously doubt) and they showed the cards 2,000 times per episode. I'm glad you can make accurate statements.
#15 - I love how people complained about this episode being racist, …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2016 on What Germany looks like... +36
#213 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
and yet they are still more civilised and respectfully represented than any ghetto trash movie they are proud of
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#90 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/10/2016) [-]
well even then, they live in a desert climate, makes sense that the people would have darker skin. I'd be more pissed if all the extras were white.
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#108 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, canonically the people of Slaver's Bay are dark skinned, so this makes sense in the story, too. There are white slaves in the ASOIAF universe as well, in the free cities, especially Lys. However, Daenerys is not in Lys, she is in Slaver's Bay, where the people aren't white.
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#58 - thechosentroll (01/10/2016) [-]
Reminds me of the shit about Resident Evil 5 - a game that takes place in africa and is about shooting zombies. Can you guess what the complaint was? Yup, people complained about the fact that there were too many black zombies in motherfucking Africa.
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#123 - renespar (01/10/2016) [-]
I seemed to remember it wasn't so much that so much as later parts of the game where the zombies started being more stereotypical caricatures of tribal africans and Sheva was kinda joked about for being a "not too brown" (wasn't she like half white or something) attempt to dodge being called racist
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#79 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
I remember that. There was actually a far greater than realistic number of white zombies, anyway, and they replaced Jill with Sheva just to try and discredit racism allegations. I know a ton of people don't like RE:5, because it's not that scary, but it was fun as hell IMO. Way better than 6, which I fortunately didn't buy.
#38 - Yup. That movie still sucked though.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on upvote this piece of... +31
#97 - spacekraken (01/10/2016) [-]
Why would batman need a lightsaber when he got this
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#103 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
Because repellent isn't fucking rad?
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#105 - spacekraken (01/10/2016) [-]
Well maybe you're fucking lame?
#46 - lmrml (01/10/2016) [-]
I thought it was kinda good... kinda...
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#49 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
Never before have I heard of people being bored during a $350 million explosion fest, until this movie came out. That's actually impressive.
#51 - Damn straight kek . We're so straight we can't even wa… 01/10/2016 on Swedish porn +1
#50 - Now we wait for the accusations of racism, because Germans sho…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Swedish porn +6
#57 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
nah man that's why they're letting the whole middle east in

it's like racism offsetting
#49 - It's better than "goats," which is what I would've a… 01/10/2016 on Swedish porn +2
#47 - I'm surprised India isn't either scat or rape fantasy, to be honest.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Swedish porn +3
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#59 - jasperr (01/10/2016) [-]
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#46 - Prefer their siblings?! Holy **** , how inbred are you? …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Swedish porn +6
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#76 - redwindow (01/10/2016) [-]
yes, i meant girls of similar or same age
#21 - Lazy animators?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2016 on First I steal your life points +9
#23 - talked (01/10/2016) [-]
And by lazy you mean realistic... To draw that swirly ass bullshit every frame would be pretty ridiculous
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#24 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
He asked for a reason, I gave the only one I could think of. Also, drawing a few swirls isn't unrealistic to expect; animation gets a hell of a lot more detailed than that.
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#80 - coolfuzzy (01/10/2016) [-]
To draw it exactly in the same swirly pattern as the irl cards would be very tedious and unreasonably time consuming and that time would cost the production studio a ton of money
#70 - digitalmasterx (01/10/2016) [-]
you obviously dont know what you're talking about
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#81 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
K. Have you ever seen a Disney movie? The genie sprouts like thirteen arms in one scene. They don't need to make it look exactly like the card, hell, a few swirly circles would do. But this is very low-detail animation.
#86 - digitalmasterx (01/10/2016) [-]
gee, highest level animation studio to a comparatively low level studio. movie, which consists of 1 episode, compared to an anime which has 500+ at this point...
genie shows a swirl or multitude of swirls once, The back of a yugioh card is shown literally a million times.

im glad you can make fair comparisons
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#92 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm saying it's not unrealistic to put a handful of swirls on the back of a card. How the hell are there 500 episodes of the original Yugioh? It ran for less than four years. Were they producing an 2 episodes every 3 days? Also, a movie is 2 hours long vs about 20 minutes per episode, and is not in production for nearly as long as a show. I seriously doubt the cards are shown a million times, unless there actually are 500 episodes of the ORIGINAL show (which I seriously doubt) and they showed the cards 2,000 times per episode. I'm glad you can make accurate statements.

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User avatar #13 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

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User avatar #14 to #13 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Did anyone get you a designated pissing sink for Christmas?
User avatar #10 - concetrationcamp (12/24/2015) [-]
Holy **** , did you really archieve your profile in one month? Are you online 24/7 or how is this possible?
User avatar #11 to #10 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Huh? I don't know what you mean by that. If it has something to do with levels or thumbs, I mostly comment on posts with around 100 thumbs that will probably reach the front page, so I have several comments with hundreds of thumbs.
User avatar #12 to #11 - concetrationcamp (12/25/2015) [-]
I was just curious. You archieved in 1 month what I did in 5 years
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User avatar #2 to #1 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Holy **** a mod. I actually had an account a few years ago, and I've been lurking for a long time, so I think I generally get everything. Never been on the boards, though.
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Sweet, thanks. What boards are actually on here? I might check them out.
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I don't know I don't go on the boards very often, but you can still look through all of them.
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Alright, thanks.
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