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Date Signed Up:11/29/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Comment Ranking:#32
Highest Comment Rank:#32
Comment Thumbs: 18662 total,  19513 ,  851
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 23.3% (233/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
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Total Comments Made:2067
FJ Points:13233

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#28 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... -2
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#31 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
Nvm I figured it out
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#29 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
I just left the tab open and played dayz, it says I can thumb you down
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#25 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... -4
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#27 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
Why would I red thumb you? Would it prove my point better? And yes I find her quite attractive.
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#31 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
Nvm I figured it out
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#29 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
I just left the tab open and played dayz, it says I can thumb you down
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#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... -2
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#21 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
You said you'd be a faggot for liking her. Also giving me your "stats" won't help
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#27 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
Why would I red thumb you? Would it prove my point better? And yes I find her quite attractive.
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#31 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
Nvm I figured it out
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#29 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
I just left the tab open and played dayz, it says I can thumb you down
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#15 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... -3
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#19 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
You seem like the kinda person who has to move belly fat to jerk off
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#21 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
You said you'd be a faggot for liking her. Also giving me your "stats" won't help
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#27 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
Why would I red thumb you? Would it prove my point better? And yes I find her quite attractive.
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#31 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
Nvm I figured it out
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#29 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
I just left the tab open and played dayz, it says I can thumb you down
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#25 - You've never had a comic red thumbed that I can see. By …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Gus n' Al +1
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#26 - Znoflats (01/11/2016) [-]
Svenska, sötnos swedish
#5 - Cool text color.  [+] (18 new replies) 01/11/2016 on ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING LEARN +6
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#8 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
im kinda new to this text colour bs not really new, just never cared for it how do people change it?
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#10 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
You need to get 350 thumbs on a single comment or a higher number of thumbs (I'm not sure of the exact number) on a single piece of content to get one week of colored text of your choosing.
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#21 - tepidteal (01/11/2016) [-]
>>#11, Right now it's 750 for content, 500 for OC (which could be a comic, a really good edit, video) and 350 for comments.
Coloured text vouchers are sent after 48 hours, which means if you uploaded something today and it got 750, you'll get one tomorrow.

The coloured text vouchers count as items, so while on your profile, make sure Items is a visible section. Click on it and then you can pick a colour via colour wheel or just paste in a hex code if you've picked it out already.
#44 - bakagaijin (01/12/2016) [-]
Can you choose color on mobile?
#25 - deathlos (01/12/2016) [-]
you forgot to say you lose em if you don't use them in a certain amount of time...

Had mine for awhile waiting for the right time to use, then one day noticed it was missing.
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#26 - tepidteal (01/12/2016) [-]
That might have happened when admin was changing the thumb limits. Some users lost their vouchers then.
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#22 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
thanks i should really start uploading stuff shouldn't i?
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#23 - tepidteal (01/11/2016) [-]
It's whatever, man. Uploading things is the easiest way to go about it 'cause with comments, y'gotta be funny and hope everyone else thinks so too.
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#36 - melllvinnn (01/12/2016) [-]
Ive been saving my colored text item
Does it really go away after time if I don't use it?
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#39 - tepidteal (01/12/2016) [-]
No.
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#24 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
the hardest part in life is pleasing others
also my dick
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#11 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
ohh, ok, fair enough, that would explain why i havent got it yet i rarely comment, and even more rarely post
#12 - turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-]
filthycasual.img
#13 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
oi it's true though
#14 - turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-]
**turbanmasher used "*roll picture*"**
**turbanmasher rolled image** Kinda of ironic given your username
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#16 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
i'm probs an idiot and also very tired, but what does it have to do with my username also, kinda of?
#17 - turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-]
your user name is trollzman, indicating your are a troll. and trolls comment on stuff to mess with people. so it's kind of ironic.
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#19 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
oh, i see now so i am just an idiot i made this username almost 5 years ago i was literally 12 it was all i could think of at the time
#4 - It's nice to see that the Mad Max universe still has a decent …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING LEARN +16
#33 - dasbrot (01/12/2016) [-]
Cheers, m8
#49 - coolnamestaken (01/12/2016) [-]
Feel free to die
#32 - Apparently it varies between both, like a Newton's cradle made… 01/11/2016 on sometimes +28
#16 - So I'm gonna guess that because none of these three are Gus or…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Gus n' Al +5
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#21 - Znoflats (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh I'll never tell :3 yea but a lot of em are pretty poopy
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#25 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
You've never had a comic red thumbed that I can see. By the way, what is the language that you write your titles in?
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#26 - Znoflats (01/11/2016) [-]
Svenska, sötnos swedish
#2 - This is the work of gypsies! 01/11/2016 on witch +17
#12 - Oh. Well, since when have people who draw over sexualized imag…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... +1
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#13 - meringueluka (01/11/2016) [-]
pff i know, such a strange foreign concept.
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#37 - dndxplain (01/12/2016) [-]
why is there a ship of phasma and rey?

I'll tell you what you guys tell me: because fap.
#11 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... -4
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#14 - braindeadmetalhead (01/11/2016) [-]
what are you, a faggot?
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#19 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
You seem like the kinda person who has to move belly fat to jerk off
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#21 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
You said you'd be a faggot for liking her. Also giving me your "stats" won't help
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#27 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
Why would I red thumb you? Would it prove my point better? And yes I find her quite attractive.
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#31 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
Nvm I figured it out
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#29 - acedce (01/11/2016) [-]
I just left the tab open and played dayz, it says I can thumb you down
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#9 - I'm with you on this. I'm not in **** for a reason, I c…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... +20
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#69 - goddamnwizard (01/12/2016) [-]
I've been seeing you around more and more and Ive started to wonder why you chose the name "sergeant major"
#74 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
Because of this glorious motherfucker. I do not hold nor have I ever held any rank in the armed forces, though I'm in an officer candidate program.
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#10 - meringueluka (01/11/2016) [-]
my comment was more about why put Phasma in such an outfit and have her do something so drastically out of character.
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#43 - MrDeadiron (01/12/2016) [-]
And you were the one pushing Rey and Phasma as a ship.
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#12 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh. Well, since when have people who draw over sexualized images of characters care about character traits?
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#13 - meringueluka (01/11/2016) [-]
pff i know, such a strange foreign concept.
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#37 - dndxplain (01/12/2016) [-]
why is there a ship of phasma and rey?

I'll tell you what you guys tell me: because fap.
#23 - As someone from Boston, the "utterly wicked" thing … 01/11/2016 on Western Rape Culture -2
#22 - No, he's Timmy Wan-Kenobi, Obi-Wan's nephew. 01/11/2016 on Western Rape Culture +2
#39 - While I agree with you to an extent, there is a reason for it.… 01/11/2016 on If veterans narrated disney +1
#38 - Meh, some of it was funny, and some of it was a bit forced. Wh… 01/11/2016 on If veterans narrated disney +1
#47 - I'm actually very interested in what other people's favorite c… 01/11/2016 on Game of Thrones Fact... 0
#47 - I didn't say who would be getting wet, did I? 01/11/2016 on Black tweets comp 37: back... 0
#40 - It's just Boris.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Black tweets comp 37: back... +28
#41 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
"Just Boris" my fucking ass.
#35 - Or you're into water sports/bukkake.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Black tweets comp 37: back... +1
#46 - Jowi (01/11/2016) [-]
If you're getting wet under your d from a Bukkake you're doing it wrong
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#47 - sgtmajjohnson (01/11/2016) [-]
I didn't say who would be getting wet, did I?
#124 - That last part is because I'm assuming the Crown is funded by …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Super hero sex lives 0
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#127 - angelusprimus (01/11/2016) [-]
Crown is mainly financed through crown lands and trade tariffs. There are some taxes coming from other kingdoms, but great houses don't pay tax, they, instead, have to maintain an army and serve as military for the Crown. (Westros is High Feudal system). Taxes from other kingdoms mostly come from cities, which pay tax directly to the crown.

I was being very sarcastic. Church militant is a horrible idea for a medieval ruler. Just look at how many years of war took Poland to get rid of Teutons. She also said to bank of Bravos she won't be payign them and she got child of her only ally arrested. She is an idiot.

Lannisters as a house are still pretty strong. For a while Tywin's brother became a head of the house. But yes, they are not what they used to be. None of the houses still is. (with, possibly, exception of the Dorne)
Tyrion isn't rich in current moment in the books, but he will soon be serving the Targaryens. We will see how it goes. But for the vast majority of the story he is incredibly rich.
#46 - Or "Smoke on the Water." Douchebags new to guitars l…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Douchebag +10
#73 - vegasstoner (01/11/2016) [-]
they love it because its one of the easiest songs to play in history and it's actually a pretty good song.
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#66 - djmaryhikineet (01/11/2016) [-]
well no it isn't that they love it, its b/c its a easy song to learn and most people end up learning it so when teaching new people they go with a easy song, also most guitars with music book have it. plus its not nusery music so more people go with the rock music since that is likely why they got a guitar
#6 - Someone who saw the prequels and doesn't want to embarrass the… 01/10/2016 on TFA +10
#5 - Kylo Ren's fw. 01/10/2016 on TFA +93

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User avatar #13 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #14 to #13 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Did anyone get you a designated pissing sink for Christmas?
User avatar #10 - concetrationcamp (12/24/2015) [-]
Holy **** , did you really archieve your profile in one month? Are you online 24/7 or how is this possible?
User avatar #11 to #10 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Huh? I don't know what you mean by that. If it has something to do with levels or thumbs, I mostly comment on posts with around 100 thumbs that will probably reach the front page, so I have several comments with hundreds of thumbs.
User avatar #12 to #11 - concetrationcamp (12/25/2015) [-]
I was just curious. You archieved in 1 month what I did in 5 years
User avatar #1 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
Hello, and welcome to Funnyjunk! I'm yugiohkris, one of the site's mods(I swear I'm not a bot). Thanks for making an account at funnyjunk, please feel free to post content, comments, or just hang around the boards. If you have any questions please ask me or ask here: /askamod/
User avatar #2 to #1 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Holy **** a mod. I actually had an account a few years ago, and I've been lurking for a long time, so I think I generally get everything. Never been on the boards, though.
User avatar #3 to #2 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
Oh ok that's fine I just do the message for all new users.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Sweet, thanks. What boards are actually on here? I might check them out.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
I don't know I don't go on the boards very often, but you can still look through all of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Alright, thanks.
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