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Date Signed Up:11/29/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Total Comments Made:2067
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#35 - The GI Joe one reminded me of this comic (last panel not inclu…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp +11
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#79 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Sauce is owlturd.com owlturd dot com if anyone wants to read more of this artist. His work is great.
#32 - It also makes the retarded assumption that something needs to …  [+] (21 new replies) 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp +7
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#39 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
but no retard the thing is melted steel beams have been found on the scene
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#40 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
www.debunking911.com/moltensteel.htm
Here you go, retard. Where's your chemistry degree again, mr.I-don't-know-what-an-exothermic-reaction-is.
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#41 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
no but you dont understand
there are melted steel beams on the scene
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#42 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
I posted the link 40 seconds before you posted the comment. That article is probably 15 minutes long, easily. It explains all of your molten steel bullshit, but you'd know that if you bothered to read it.
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#43 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
sorry i dont read jew propaganda
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#44 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
"I won't read anything that disagrees with me because it's propaganda!" That's how you stay stupid and ignorant- by disregarding shit simply for not being what you think. If you're this close-minded, there's no point in talking, so please fuck off.
#45 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
nice try jew
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#63 - crimsonsunshine (01/12/2016) [-]
W/e sand nigger
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#66 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
>>#45,
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#67 - crimsonsunshine (01/12/2016) [-]
Better a kike than a camel jockey.
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#68 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
AHAHAHA YOU ADMITTED YOURE A JEW

HEY GUYS, HES A JEW!
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#69 - crimsonsunshine (01/12/2016) [-]
No what i said was "Better a kike than a camel jockey" Meaning even if i was a jew i would still be better than your goat fucking ass you dune coon.
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#70 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
>>#45,
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#71 - crimsonsunshine (01/12/2016) [-]
So stupid you can't even think of a new response you fucking sandy spic.
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#72 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
Go back to the oven
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#73 - crimsonsunshine (01/12/2016) [-]
Go back to tatooine Kebab.
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#74 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
Dont you have nose hairs to pluck mr Goldberg
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#75 - crimsonsunshine (01/12/2016) [-]
>#67
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#76 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
Ahahahahaha as expected from a jew, dumb as a bag of dicks
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#46 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
K.
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#33 - stealingbikes (01/12/2016) [-]
YES! Thank you. Someone fucking gets it.
#31 - Actually, I have a more related FN-2199 pic. 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp +10
#30 - >44 B.C.+2060 >Not activating your almonds.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp +22
#31 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
Actually, I have a more related FN-2199 pic.
#29 - >Deactivated almonds. 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp +35
#47 - To be fair, they did also mention that the dinosaurs were modi… 01/12/2016 on No more dead dinosaurs +5
#46 - Do you mean that CGI specifically, or all CGI? Because have yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on No more dead dinosaurs +18
#112 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
I mean the kind of CGI you notice sucks. For example, in your pic, you can't really tell if that's a real person or a computer generated image. Therefore, it is "good" CGI. If you can go "yup, that thing looks fake" or "those actors look like they are in front of a green screen" then it sucks. And before you say anything about dinosaurs not being real, I can tell you that the puppets in the old one had much more of a presence than the new one's CGI dinos ever did.
#45 - ******* emus are so raptor-like. In Far Cry 3, they wer…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2016 on No more dead dinosaurs 0
#94 - innocentbabies (01/12/2016) [-]
Those're cassowaries, not emus.
Cassowaries are much nastier.
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#96 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
In FC3 or the picture? Because I think they're cassowaries in FC3, but not the picture.
#111 - innocentbabies (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, there are no emus in FC3, the birds in that game are cassowaries.
#61 - NEVER forget the assgrab. 01/12/2016 on naw..but maybe +1
#74 - Because of this glorious ************ . I do not hold no… 01/12/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... +1
#134 - I wasn't aware those special cases constituted nobody, but thanks. 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy -6
#132 - Don't worry about it. Imaginary internet points aren't that im… 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy -3
#55 - Someone raping your child? Someone detonating a bomb on public…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy -9
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#202 - tolisk (01/12/2016) [-]
But you would run over the child too...
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#256 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
I didn't mean during the act...
#54 - abduct adolescent girls*. Sorry, I accidentally that sentence.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy -12
#126 - mvtjets (01/12/2016) [-]
Where are all these reds coming from, he didn't say anything wrong?
Looks like bandwagon effect at it's fullest.
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#162 - Ehwhat (01/12/2016) [-]
weenie
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#132 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
Don't worry about it. Imaginary internet points aren't that important. Because this was done by a woman to a man, the whole site feels attacked like it's Holocaust 2: gas boogaloo.
#52 - Ok, his comment is completely retarded in every way, for obvio…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy -16
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#200 - backupclover (01/12/2016) [-]
Well unless there's evidence saying he did, he's an innocent man who had his proprty destroyed by a more than bitter ex.

And she needs jail time.
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#258 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm not claiming he did anything to deserve it, because he almost certainly didn't. She does look psychotic, and she does need to go to prison. All I said is that there are people who deserve a hell of a lot more than property damage. Did you see the post the other day wherein some guy's dad slept with his girlfriend, and all the comments were about how he should've tortured them to death? When did everyone suddenly become so compassionate that they think no one should be punished for anything?
#138 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Boohoo only women are victims men are oppressors.
Get the fuck off your sexist high-horse.
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#139 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
Where did I say that? I named one specific instance of Ariel Castro. Lorena Bobbit cut her husband's dick off, she also deserves more than getting her car keyed. But please, keep whining about shit I didn't say. It only makes you equal to everyone else in this thread.
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#56 - shaddyz (01/12/2016) [-]
calm down there buddy, extra punishment for special cases
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#134 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
I wasn't aware those special cases constituted nobody, but thanks.
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#54 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
abduct adolescent girls*. Sorry, I accidentally that sentence.
#126 - mvtjets (01/12/2016) [-]
Where are all these reds coming from, he didn't say anything wrong?
Looks like bandwagon effect at it's fullest.
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#162 - Ehwhat (01/12/2016) [-]
weenie
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#132 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
Don't worry about it. Imaginary internet points aren't that important. Because this was done by a woman to a man, the whole site feels attacked like it's Holocaust 2: gas boogaloo.
#21 - Still has Avery Johnson, so I like it. If you're big on feels …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2016 on naw..but maybe +1
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#36 - stoicnick (01/12/2016) [-]
Don't forget the assgrab
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#61 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
NEVER forget the assgrab.
#19 - I like your profile pic. Because Sgt. Maj. Johnson.  [+] (21 new replies) 01/12/2016 on naw..but maybe +5
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#20 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/12/2016) [-]
I never played the game, my good friend stoicnick was tired I didn't have a profile picture and had me use this one.
#104 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
It's the non-canon Easter egg for beating Halo 1 on the hardest difficulty.
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#77 - mudkipfucker (01/12/2016) [-]
he got me an achievement on halo reach
nice guy
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#113 - stoicnick (01/12/2016) [-]
Wasn't it halo 4? Also he aight i guess
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#116 - mudkipfucker (01/13/2016) [-]
oh yeah, it was
thanks, my gamerscore now ends in a 5 and not a 7
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#117 - stoicnick (01/13/2016) [-]
>not a zero
scrub
#119 - mudkipfucker (01/13/2016) [-]
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#48 - oxymoronking (01/12/2016) [-]
hey! i know that cunt
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#112 - stoicnick (01/12/2016) [-]
Me too, he's a total dick.
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#37 - stoicnick (01/12/2016) [-]
"good friend"
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#76 - janeyzombie (01/12/2016) [-]
Ice cold
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#115 - stoicnick (01/12/2016) [-]
ikr
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#38 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/12/2016) [-]
should have said stalker fuckboy
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#39 - stoicnick (01/12/2016) [-]
sounds about right
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#40 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/12/2016) [-]
I forgot fag
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#42 - stoicnick (01/12/2016) [-]
fucboi* can't you spell you uneducated ho
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#73 - dreygur (01/12/2016) [-]
fuccboi**
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#114 - stoicnick (01/12/2016) [-]
Fair enough
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#21 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
Still has Avery Johnson, so I like it. If you're big on feels stuff, it's kind of appropriate, although they hug more out of fear than feels.
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#36 - stoicnick (01/12/2016) [-]
Don't forget the assgrab
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#61 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
NEVER forget the assgrab.
#18 - I did a monthlong internship for the Boston Fire Department in… 01/12/2016 on naw..but maybe +2
#11 - It's also true that part of the reason why those dinosaurs see…  [+] (25 new replies) 01/12/2016 on No more dead dinosaurs +80
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#88 - undeadmaus (01/12/2016) [-]
They seem lifelike because they base them off of birds
#29 - unaho (01/12/2016) [-]
you sure? I just saw your mom last night
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#63 - covered (01/12/2016) [-]
SHIT
#26 - oakleysama (01/12/2016) [-]
Actually, through basic anatomy and through skin/feather impressions we do know what some dinosaurs truly looked like and how they moved. We even now know the actual colors of some dinosaurs due to how well preserved there feathers are (look up Anchiornis huxleyi for the most popular example). Also here is what a modern day dinosaur looks like.
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#103 - willindor (01/12/2016) [-]
Emus are dinosaurs, time to fetch my Lewis gun and go on a dinosaur hunt
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#45 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
Fucking emus are so raptor-like. In Far Cry 3, they were scarier than the tigers.
#94 - innocentbabies (01/12/2016) [-]
Those're cassowaries, not emus.
Cassowaries are much nastier.
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#96 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
In FC3 or the picture? Because I think they're cassowaries in FC3, but not the picture.
#111 - innocentbabies (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, there are no emus in FC3, the birds in that game are cassowaries.
#39 - brothergrimm (01/12/2016) [-]
Vicious lookin little shit
#40 - oakleysama (01/12/2016) [-]
This one is probably my favorite.
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#42 - smartythechicken (01/12/2016) [-]
you chose the chicken
you chose wise smart
#36 - innocentbabies (01/12/2016) [-]
And soon, we may have real life, cool dinosaurs, too.
www.livescience.com/50886-scientific-progress-dino-chicken.html
#23 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
They seemed lifelike to you? Damn, I'll have what you're having.
Seriously though, CGI blows
#46 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
Do you mean that CGI specifically, or all CGI? Because have you seen Blur studios? Pic related, because of my account's name.
#112 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
I mean the kind of CGI you notice sucks. For example, in your pic, you can't really tell if that's a real person or a computer generated image. Therefore, it is "good" CGI. If you can go "yup, that thing looks fake" or "those actors look like they are in front of a green screen" then it sucks. And before you say anything about dinosaurs not being real, I can tell you that the puppets in the old one had much more of a presence than the new one's CGI dinos ever did.
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#12 - kwanzalord (01/12/2016) [-]
it's also been found out that T-rex probably was feathered
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#47 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
To be fair, they did also mention that the dinosaurs were modified to look more like what the public wanted.
#18 - thesovereigngrave (01/12/2016) [-]
Tweet tweet, motherfucker.
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#35 - gittons (01/12/2016) [-]
mien got, the great giga chicken.
#41 - smartythechicken (01/12/2016) [-]
DAS ME
#28 - kwanzalord (01/12/2016) [-]
**kwanzalord used "*roll picture*"**
**kwanzalord rolled image**I'd eat that
#27 - oakleysama (01/12/2016) [-]
#30 - bakagaijin (01/12/2016) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**Do you have one with a banana for comparison?
#38 - oakleysama (01/12/2016) [-]
I have one for the tooth of a Rex
#17 - Conversely: 01/12/2016 on Discuss +19
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Discuss +35
#17 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
Conversely:
#12 - Sure, you can be another scientist who studied the mating beha…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2016 on 'Murica +18
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#38 - gittons (01/12/2016) [-]
why not both?
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#59 - battlebrotherlayn (01/12/2016) [-]
Exploding fruit fly mating season...
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#60 - gittons (01/12/2016) [-]
make nature documentaries with massive and over the top action and explosions.
#11 - I would say the inventor of Rice Krispies, aka J. Robert Oppen…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2016 on 'Murica +76
#64 - angelious (01/12/2016) [-]
meanwhile, that one guy who was famous for inventing stuff to blow shit up is remembered for peace and prosperity
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#49 - miscreant (01/12/2016) [-]
Am I completely misreading you or are you saying Oppenheimer invented Rice Krispies? If so, source?
#50 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
I was referencing this picture. See, because the Japanese eat a lot of rice?
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#52 - miscreant (01/12/2016) [-]
No wonder I didn't find shit.
Funny stuff, thanks for the explanation.
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#48 - jonandstuff (01/12/2016) [-]
I agree with you, but most people might not know Oppenheimer as well as the easier to remember Einstein. I think the reason the general public know Einstein so much better is because his name is the word for being smart. Baby Einstein, and etc.

I love Oppenheimer though, cool guy, to say the least.
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#51 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
Oh, yeah. I'm not saying Oppenheimer's as well known as Einstein, just that he's more famed exclusively for blowing shit up, while Einstein's known for special relativity and all that.
#30 - Comment deleted 01/11/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... -2
#10 - You need to get 350 thumbs on a single comment or a higher num…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/11/2016 on ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING LEARN +1
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#21 - tepidteal (01/11/2016) [-]
>>#11, Right now it's 750 for content, 500 for OC (which could be a comic, a really good edit, video) and 350 for comments.
Coloured text vouchers are sent after 48 hours, which means if you uploaded something today and it got 750, you'll get one tomorrow.

The coloured text vouchers count as items, so while on your profile, make sure Items is a visible section. Click on it and then you can pick a colour via colour wheel or just paste in a hex code if you've picked it out already.
#44 - bakagaijin (01/12/2016) [-]
Can you choose color on mobile?
#25 - deathlos (01/12/2016) [-]
you forgot to say you lose em if you don't use them in a certain amount of time...

Had mine for awhile waiting for the right time to use, then one day noticed it was missing.
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#26 - tepidteal (01/12/2016) [-]
That might have happened when admin was changing the thumb limits. Some users lost their vouchers then.
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#22 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
thanks i should really start uploading stuff shouldn't i?
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#23 - tepidteal (01/11/2016) [-]
It's whatever, man. Uploading things is the easiest way to go about it 'cause with comments, y'gotta be funny and hope everyone else thinks so too.
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#36 - melllvinnn (01/12/2016) [-]
Ive been saving my colored text item
Does it really go away after time if I don't use it?
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#39 - tepidteal (01/12/2016) [-]
No.
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#24 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
the hardest part in life is pleasing others
also my dick
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#11 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
ohh, ok, fair enough, that would explain why i havent got it yet i rarely comment, and even more rarely post
#12 - turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-]
filthycasual.img
#13 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
oi it's true though
#14 - turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-]
**turbanmasher used "*roll picture*"**
**turbanmasher rolled image** Kinda of ironic given your username
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#16 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
i'm probs an idiot and also very tired, but what does it have to do with my username also, kinda of?
#17 - turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-]
your user name is trollzman, indicating your are a troll. and trolls comment on stuff to mess with people. so it's kind of ironic.
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#19 - trollzman (01/11/2016) [-]
oh, i see now so i am just an idiot i made this username almost 5 years ago i was literally 12 it was all i could think of at the time

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User avatar #13 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #14 to #13 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Did anyone get you a designated pissing sink for Christmas?
User avatar #10 - concetrationcamp (12/24/2015) [-]
Holy **** , did you really archieve your profile in one month? Are you online 24/7 or how is this possible?
User avatar #11 to #10 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Huh? I don't know what you mean by that. If it has something to do with levels or thumbs, I mostly comment on posts with around 100 thumbs that will probably reach the front page, so I have several comments with hundreds of thumbs.
User avatar #12 to #11 - concetrationcamp (12/25/2015) [-]
I was just curious. You archieved in 1 month what I did in 5 years
User avatar #1 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
Hello, and welcome to Funnyjunk! I'm yugiohkris, one of the site's mods(I swear I'm not a bot). Thanks for making an account at funnyjunk, please feel free to post content, comments, or just hang around the boards. If you have any questions please ask me or ask here: /askamod/
User avatar #2 to #1 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Holy **** a mod. I actually had an account a few years ago, and I've been lurking for a long time, so I think I generally get everything. Never been on the boards, though.
User avatar #3 to #2 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
Oh ok that's fine I just do the message for all new users.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Sweet, thanks. What boards are actually on here? I might check them out.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yugiohkris (11/29/2015) [-]
I don't know I don't go on the boards very often, but you can still look through all of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sgtmajjohnson (11/29/2015) [-]
Alright, thanks.
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