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| #35 - The GI Joe one reminded me of this comic (last panel not inclu… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp | +11 |
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anon (01/12/2016) [-] Sauce is owlturd.com owlturd dot com if anyone wants to read more of this artist. His work is great. | ||
| #32 - It also makes the retarded assumption that something needs to … [+] (21 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp | +7 |
| www.debunking911.com/moltensteel.htm Here you go, retard. Where's your chemistry degree again, mr.I-don't-know-what-an-exothermic-reaction-is. I posted the link 40 seconds before you posted the comment. That article is probably 15 minutes long, easily. It explains all of your molten steel bullshit, but you'd know that if you bothered to read it. "I won't read anything that disagrees with me because it's propaganda!" That's how you stay stupid and ignorant- by disregarding shit simply for not being what you think. If you're this close-minded, there's no point in talking, so please fuck off. No what i said was "Better a kike than a camel jockey" Meaning even if i was a jew i would still be better than your goat fucking ass you dune coon. So stupid you can't even think of a new response you fucking sandy spic. | ||
| #31 - Actually, I have a more related FN-2199 pic. | 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp | +10 |
| #30 - >44 B.C.+2060 >Not activating your almonds. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp | +22 |
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| #29 - >Deactivated almonds. | 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp | +35 |
| #47 - To be fair, they did also mention that the dinosaurs were modi… | 01/12/2016 on No more dead dinosaurs | +5 |
| #46 - Do you mean that CGI specifically, or all CGI? Because have yo… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on No more dead dinosaurs | +18 |
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anon (01/13/2016) [-] I mean the kind of CGI you notice sucks. For example, in your pic, you can't really tell if that's a real person or a computer generated image. Therefore, it is "good" CGI. If you can go "yup, that thing looks fake" or "those actors look like they are in front of a green screen" then it sucks. And before you say anything about dinosaurs not being real, I can tell you that the puppets in the old one had much more of a presence than the new one's CGI dinos ever did. | ||
| #45 - ******* emus are so raptor-like. In Far Cry 3, they wer… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on No more dead dinosaurs | 0 |
| In FC3 or the picture? Because I think they're cassowaries in FC3, but not the picture. #111 -
innocentbabies (01/12/2016) [-] Yeah, there are no emus in FC3, the birds in that game are cassowaries. | ||
| #61 - NEVER forget the assgrab. | 01/12/2016 on naw..but maybe | +1 |
| #74 - Because of this glorious ************ . I do not hold no… | 01/12/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... | +1 |
| #134 - I wasn't aware those special cases constituted nobody, but thanks. | 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy | -6 |
| #132 - Don't worry about it. Imaginary internet points aren't that im… | 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy | -3 |
| #55 - Someone raping your child? Someone detonating a bomb on public… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy | -9 |
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| #54 - abduct adolescent girls*. Sorry, I accidentally that sentence. [+] (4 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy | -12 |
| Don't worry about it. Imaginary internet points aren't that important. Because this was done by a woman to a man, the whole site feels attacked like it's Holocaust 2: gas boogaloo. | ||
| #52 - Ok, his comment is completely retarded in every way, for obvio… [+] (11 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy | -16 |
| Well unless there's evidence saying he did, he's an innocent man who had his proprty destroyed by a more than bitter ex. And she needs jail time. I'm not claiming he did anything to deserve it, because he almost certainly didn't. She does look psychotic, and she does need to go to prison. All I said is that there are people who deserve a hell of a lot more than property damage. Did you see the post the other day wherein some guy's dad slept with his girlfriend, and all the comments were about how he should've tortured them to death? When did everyone suddenly become so compassionate that they think no one should be punished for anything? #138 -
anon (01/12/2016) [-] Boohoo only women are victims men are oppressors. Get the fuck off your sexist high-horse. Where did I say that? I named one specific instance of Ariel Castro. Lorena Bobbit cut her husband's dick off, she also deserves more than getting her car keyed. But please, keep whining about shit I didn't say. It only makes you equal to everyone else in this thread. I wasn't aware those special cases constituted nobody, but thanks. Don't worry about it. Imaginary internet points aren't that important. Because this was done by a woman to a man, the whole site feels attacked like it's Holocaust 2: gas boogaloo. | ||
| #21 - Still has Avery Johnson, so I like it. If you're big on feels … [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on naw..but maybe | +1 |
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| #19 - I like your profile pic. Because Sgt. Maj. Johnson. [+] (21 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on naw..but maybe | +5 |
| I never played the game, my good friend stoicnick was tired I didn't have a profile picture and had me use this one. #104 -
anon (01/12/2016) [-] It's the non-canon Easter egg for beating Halo 1 on the hardest difficulty. oh yeah, it was thanks, my gamerscore now ends in a 5 and not a 7 Still has Avery Johnson, so I like it. If you're big on feels stuff, it's kind of appropriate, although they hug more out of fear than feels. | ||
| #18 - I did a monthlong internship for the Boston Fire Department in… | 01/12/2016 on naw..but maybe | +2 |
| #11 - It's also true that part of the reason why those dinosaurs see… [+] (25 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on No more dead dinosaurs | +80 |
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oakleysama (01/12/2016) [-] Actually, through basic anatomy and through skin/feather impressions we do know what some dinosaurs truly looked like and how they moved. We even now know the actual colors of some dinosaurs due to how well preserved there feathers are (look up Anchiornis huxleyi for the most popular example). Also here is what a modern day dinosaur looks like. Fucking emus are so raptor-like. In Far Cry 3, they were scarier than the tigers. In FC3 or the picture? Because I think they're cassowaries in FC3, but not the picture. #111 -
innocentbabies (01/12/2016) [-] Yeah, there are no emus in FC3, the birds in that game are cassowaries. #36 -
innocentbabies (01/12/2016) [-] And soon, we may have real life, cool dinosaurs, too. www.livescience.com/50886-scientific-progress-dino-chicken.html #23 -
anon (01/12/2016) [-] They seemed lifelike to you? Damn, I'll have what you're having. Seriously though, CGI blows #112 -
anon (01/13/2016) [-] I mean the kind of CGI you notice sucks. For example, in your pic, you can't really tell if that's a real person or a computer generated image. Therefore, it is "good" CGI. If you can go "yup, that thing looks fake" or "those actors look like they are in front of a green screen" then it sucks. And before you say anything about dinosaurs not being real, I can tell you that the puppets in the old one had much more of a presence than the new one's CGI dinos ever did. To be fair, they did also mention that the dinosaurs were modified to look more like what the public wanted. #30 -
bakagaijin (01/12/2016) [-] **bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"** **bakagaijin rolled image**Do you have one with a banana for comparison? | ||
| #17 - Conversely: | 01/12/2016 on Discuss | +19 |
| #16 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Discuss | +35 |
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| #12 - Sure, you can be another scientist who studied the mating beha… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on 'Murica | +18 |
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| #11 - I would say the inventor of Rice Krispies, aka J. Robert Oppen… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on 'Murica | +76 |
| I agree with you, but most people might not know Oppenheimer as well as the easier to remember Einstein. I think the reason the general public know Einstein so much better is because his name is the word for being smart. Baby Einstein, and etc. I love Oppenheimer though, cool guy, to say the least. Oh, yeah. I'm not saying Oppenheimer's as well known as Einstein, just that he's more famed exclusively for blowing shit up, while Einstein's known for special relativity and all that. | ||
| #30 - Comment deleted | 01/11/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... | -2 |
| #10 - You need to get 350 thumbs on a single comment or a higher num… [+] (16 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING LEARN | +1 |
| >>#11, Right now it's 750 for content, 500 for OC (which could be a comic, a really good edit, video) and 350 for comments. Coloured text vouchers are sent after 48 hours, which means if you uploaded something today and it got 750, you'll get one tomorrow. The coloured text vouchers count as items, so while on your profile, make sure Items is a visible section. Click on it and then you can pick a colour via colour wheel or just paste in a hex code if you've picked it out already. Ive been saving my colored text item Does it really go away after time if I don't use it? #14 -
turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-] **turbanmasher used "*roll picture*"** **turbanmasher rolled image** Kinda of ironic given your username #17 -
turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-] your user name is trollzman, indicating your are a troll. and trolls comment on stuff to mess with people. so it's kind of ironic. | ||
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Merry Christmas you little bitch <3
Glad you're a part of FJ.
(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
Glad you're a part of FJ.
(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
Did anyone get you a designated pissing sink for Christmas?
Holy **** , did you really archieve your profile in one month? Are you online 24/7 or how is this possible?
Huh? I don't know what you mean by that. If it has something to do with levels or thumbs, I mostly comment on posts with around 100 thumbs that will probably reach the front page, so I have several comments with hundreds of thumbs.
I was just curious. You archieved in 1 month what I did in 5 years
(11/29/2015) [-] Hello, and welcome to Funnyjunk! I'm yugiohkris, one of the site's mods(I swear I'm not a bot). Thanks for making an account at funnyjunk, please feel free to post content, comments, or just hang around the boards. If you have any questions please ask me or ask here: /askamod/
Holy **** a mod. I actually had an account a few years ago, and I've been lurking for a long time, so I think I generally get everything. Never been on the boards, though.
Sweet, thanks. What boards are actually on here? I might check them out.
(11/29/2015) [-] I don't know I don't go on the boards very often, but you can still look through all of them.
