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#4 - I'd still rather do that, than killing myself.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Throw them to the DOGS. 0
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#1 - >become wizard >do magic >???? >become…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on That was hard... +8
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#3 - I'll take the right one. I can't miss what I don't know and I … 01/18/2013 on content 0
#8 - that's a pretty bad ninja, i can still see him... 01/15/2013 on Don't mess with ninjas. +2
#3 - there are two "the" before "mistake".  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on hmm... +2
#7 - swetytntstiky (01/14/2013) [-]
oh yes good sir..
#1 - That meme is so horribly missused, thet I want to kill something... 01/13/2013 on Dumbest comment of all time... +8
#114 - oh yeah? Make sure to read the news next week... 01/13/2013 on What? Logic? Stop that! +1
#28 - I don't think I have ever seen a movie which used the word nig… 01/12/2013 on Django Unchained 0
#4 - please stop insulting that monkey... 01/12/2013 on Definition of SWAG +1
#3 - even better, I present you: skeleton porn 01/11/2013 on Seducing Skeleton +1
#1 - and then you realize that it's saturday...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on Erry Tim 0
User avatar #4 - tenfinnvo (01/12/2013) [-]
I always had school on saturday.
#5 - nice, thanks for the help.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on Cool stuff to have pt.2 +1
#6 - moltendaniel (01/11/2013) [-]
no problem.
#1 - I may be just stupid, but what's the point of the USB-thingies?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Cool stuff to have pt.2 0
#3 - moltendaniel (01/11/2013) [-]
say its a 4GB usb. add in another its now 8. another and its 12. you get the idea
User avatar #7 - dickbewt (01/12/2013) [-]
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?
User avatar #9 - makedonski (01/12/2013) [-]
Just buy a regular one with 64 gb.
#5 - seylorm (01/11/2013) [-]
nice, thanks for the help.
#6 - moltendaniel (01/11/2013) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #2 - bersrker (01/11/2013) [-]
I'm guessing if your pc/laptop only has one USB port, it would save you from unpulling the first and plugging in the second...or if you have two ports, but one is already charging your phone or something like that
#6 - oh well, have a nice world cup anyway.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on deception. +3
User avatar #7 - kremmen (01/11/2013) [-]
Aye I will, you too. Cheers :)
#4 - why not?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2013 on deception. +2
User avatar #5 - kremmen (01/11/2013) [-]
Well being a massive football fan who will be watching the 2014 World Cup avidly. I am now going to see a tit being groped rather than the hands aroud the world icon that it's meant to be. Also, as I write this I can admit that I did not see the 'cant be unseen.com' watermark so I do feel rather foolish and old.
#6 - seylorm (01/11/2013) [-]
oh well, have a nice world cup anyway.
User avatar #7 - kremmen (01/11/2013) [-]
Aye I will, you too. Cheers :)
#1 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2013 on deception. +13
User avatar #9 - evilanakie (01/12/2013) [-]
inb4 b&
User avatar #3 - kremmen (01/11/2013) [-]
FUUUUUCK! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!?
#4 - seylorm (01/11/2013) [-]
why not?
User avatar #5 - kremmen (01/11/2013) [-]
Well being a massive football fan who will be watching the 2014 World Cup avidly. I am now going to see a tit being groped rather than the hands aroud the world icon that it's meant to be. Also, as I write this I can admit that I did not see the 'cant be unseen.com' watermark so I do feel rather foolish and old.
#6 - seylorm (01/11/2013) [-]
oh well, have a nice world cup anyway.
User avatar #7 - kremmen (01/11/2013) [-]
Aye I will, you too. Cheers :)
#2 - At least ha has a good taste...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Creepy sloth 0
User avatar #3 - luckydane (01/11/2013) [-]
so youlike 8 yr olds too?
User avatar #4 - luckydane (01/11/2013) [-]
you like*
#1 - facinating... 01/11/2013 on https://www.youtube.com/wat... 0
#2 - is it kill? 01/10/2013 on Qantas 12ft python clinging... 0
#346 - that gif's from jackass, isn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on My own secret 0
User avatar #377 - snickerstheif (01/09/2013) [-]
yup
#12 - at least he can't reproduce now 01/09/2013 on this disturbed me +2
#11 - #CutForBieber 01/09/2013 on Need a hand? +14
#2 - That hurts my back just from watching. 01/06/2013 on Possibilities +1
#30 - does that mean it's now ok to fuck my sister?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2013 on Everybody +14
#57 - thisotherdude (01/05/2013) [-]
#38 - N. Korean citizen (01/05/2013) [-]
Do it. What could go wrong?
#246 - but if we change your equation to the following: "2 = an …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2013 on How to Math 0
User avatar #267 - babyanalraper (01/05/2013) [-]
Actually, it would be (2 + an infinity) - an infinity = 0, which is completely correct.
#270 - flyslasher (01/06/2013) [-]
Infinity is the concept that a number is growing larger, so infinity/2 or infinity*2 or infinity+25 or infinity-1351321698654 are still equal to infinity. But nowhere in the original equation do we ever talk about infinity...
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#63 - renkelvin (02/18/2013) [-]
hi, kannst du noch die adressen und sponsoren hier abschreiben und mir zurückschicken? bis heute abend wenns geht
User avatar #62 - battledude (01/25/2013) [-]
If you dont collect anymore, are you willing to pass on your items?

or just some normal trades :p
User avatar #51 - ied (11/27/2012) [-]
Can I buy 2 of those frnak pages pleasE?
#52 to #51 - seylorm (11/27/2012) [-]
cart of gold?
User avatar #53 to #52 - ied (11/27/2012) [-]
Add kim jongs chest and its a deal
#54 to #53 - seylorm (11/27/2012) [-]
mhh, i'd like to keep that chest. Anything else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - ied (11/27/2012) [-]
just chest.
#56 to #55 - seylorm (11/27/2012) [-]
how 'bout the two frank pages for uranium bot?
#57 to #56 - seylorm (11/27/2012) [-]
sorry mate, but I think I'm gonna keep that chest.
User avatar #58 to #57 - ied (11/27/2012) [-]
I will give you a good deal, just send a trade bro
User avatar #49 - whiteniggers (11/25/2012) [-]
How much for the special morganite?
#50 to #49 - seylorm (11/25/2012) [-]
dolan imp?
User avatar #45 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
Would you trade your Evil Ruby Ring for a Rape Horse?
#46 to #45 - seylorm (11/23/2012) [-]
Probably not, I really like that ring.
User avatar #47 to #46 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
2.5k RITs and Rape Horse?

Damn I really don't want to collect RITs.
#48 to #47 - seylorm (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, me neither, so no, sorry.
User avatar #44 - futuramafan (11/21/2012) [-]
How about Incubator for

1 x Frank Page
1 x Wolf Head
8 x Jewelry Gambler
1 x Tree Monster Page
4 x Orange Hoof
User avatar #37 - dropz (11/07/2012) [-]
What do you want for your rits and tokens?
#38 to #37 - seylorm (11/07/2012) [-]
are you selling your dgt?
User avatar #33 - renkelvin (11/01/2012) [-]
kommst du zu jan
#35 to #33 - seylorm (11/01/2012) [-]
ps: fuck your Rare Scythe
User avatar #36 to #35 - renkelvin (11/01/2012) [-]
I can't hear you over the sound of my toast dragon
#34 to #33 - seylorm (11/01/2012) [-]
ne, bin genau heute abend nicht zu hause
#17 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
lel, check out my green sword, renkelvin
User avatar #18 to #17 - renkelvin (10/31/2012) [-]
hab immer noch 3 mehr als du
#19 to #18 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
ja, aber 1 ist immer noch besser als gar keins.
User avatar #20 to #19 - renkelvin (10/31/2012) [-]
und wo ist das rote?
hue
#22 to #20 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
gleich neben dem grünen und grade unter dem demon skull
User avatar #23 to #22 - renkelvin (10/31/2012) [-]
shiiiiiiiiiiit
wem hast denn den geklaut
#25 to #23 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
+ ich hab vorhin noch golden poop gemacht
#24 to #23 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
matmans, für nen paar abominations und 2 corrupt souls
User avatar #27 to #24 - matmans (10/31/2012) [-]
kein problem mein Freund
#29 to #27 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
do you speak german or did you use google translate?
User avatar #30 to #29 - matmans (10/31/2012) [-]
I speak German a bit
a part of my family is german so yeah
#32 to #30 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
and by the way, could I buy one of your wooden keys?
#31 to #30 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
that's cool
User avatar #26 to #24 - renkelvin (10/31/2012) [-]
na dann, mach mal ein paar special gems :D
#28 to #26 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
bin grad am sammeln
#21 to #20 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
das kommt noch...irgendwann
#9 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
Result:

I really wish someone will finally get something...
#10 to #9 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
maybe another day...
thanks anyway
User avatar #11 to #10 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
No problem, just send a trade request whenever you want me to scratch more for you ;)
#12 to #11 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
and by the way, could you send me one of the scratched one back, i still need one of those :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
sure man!
#14 to #13 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #3 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, now I only have one pig egg left, I still have a spare sheep egg, so maybe a sheep egg and a diamond for your thumb gear?
#4 to #3 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
that's good too.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Good Good! I'll send a request :)
#6 to #5 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
oh, i already sent one.
User avatar #7 to #6 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
I deleted my trade request Lol and accepted yours, and thanks for the gear :)
#8 to #7 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
np
#2 to #1 - seylorm (08/18/2012) [-]
um, thanks, i guess?
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