You wish.

...Wait that doesn't work here.

Don't laugh at me.
I mean, it's christmas, come on, man.

Yeah, you too, man.

Have a good rest of the year and rest of next year and stuff and things too.

ew an insect

better a pretty insect than an ugly ogre tbh

>Implying Dreck is ugly.

he's uglier than mini tho
Mini a hot little biiitch

But Dreck is like super handsome for an Ogre.
He got the good looks of his unnamed unknown human father.

***** have you seen Mini
Now you have
that's Mini

Well, you probably live in a completely different part of the country than I do anyway.

Trondheim?

Vestnes.

Is that far away?

Pretty sure, yeah.

Uhhhh, hi?

What's up?

Playing, some GTA IV.

How 'bout yourself?

Really bored atm. I could play but eh, I feel like being social

So you decided to talk to some random jackass on Funnyjunk?
I can think of better ways to be social.

Like what

Ok, I lied, I don't actually know.
But, there must be better ways.

Well getting to know you would be fun

Well, you can always hope.
Why would you wanna get to know me anyway, dozens of people on Funnyjunk to pick from.

Let's see. Do you still have summer vacation?

Do you like doctor who and supernatural?

Summer vacation ends monday.
I like Doctor Who but never watched Supernatural.

Awesome. Matt Smith is best doctur.

What do you do? How old are you?

I really liked Chris Eccleston, he should've had at least one more season.

I don't do much except sleep and video games. I'm currently 17, but that will hopefully end in December. You?

Well I'm a sushi chef, 21 years old

Too bad, I kinda wanted to buy you a beer

Drinking age in Norway is 18 though, so you only have to wait 4 months.

I can buy you beers if you don't tell anyone

But that's only if you want to

I'm bored

I've never been drinking, so I think I'll pass, bro.
Plus you probably live in a completely different part of the world than I do.

Never? Why not?

I wouldn't be so sure

Never really had the opportunity or desire to.

Are you secretly living Norway without me knowing?

Well if you want to I can buy you some and we can play and hang out

Yes I do

Dude, too adorable.

R-Really?

Yes. Really.



So stahp, before I have a heart attack.

NEI

JO!

You can't tell me how to live my life

Oh hot damn.

Your standards are pretty low if these 3 are what you consider hot.

Well, **** you too.

I can even prove it.

What do you mean?

Finding hotter women than Paige and her 2 **** toy friends.

Saw you interested in that one gif thought I'd give you some sauce

That pale princess is named Saraya-Jade Bevis

Her Alias is Paige.

Thanks m8. I'll be sure to use this information for good.


most probably masturbation.

>Fapping to Paige

She's a Lesbian by the way. Wanna see her lover?

Tenille Dashwood. Alias: Emma.

Oh sweet jesus on a tricycle.

Another fun fact she's into 3 ways so she has 2 lovers

Danielle Moinet. Alias: Summer Rae

Dude, my dick is gonna ******* explode.

I can't tell if you're being serious.

Trust me, I most probably am.

Three hot chicks in a threesome. My dick can't handle that.

Meh. I see these 3 on a weekly basis.

Smart man.

Dude they're on screen for like 2 minutes at best there is nothing smart about it.

Well..... **** .

.....For what?

that thumb you gave me.

Oh..... ok.

Sorry, I meant to say Santa hat.


I got really nervous

Sure, I'll see what I can you.

I will love you forever

Hope this is good enough.

What could I possibly do to repay you?

This is wonderful. Thank you so much!!!

I don't know what you can pay me back with.

I don't really need anything though.

I can offer you my friendship



Its not much, but my mom says I'm nice

Friendship's pretty chill.

Fancy pants.

Thats OC btw.

I noticed.
Not much into LoL so not sure if I understood what was going in but I thumbed nonetheless.

I was being chased and I actually managed to use my flip to get over the wall (Which is pretty hard to do) and he was able to chase me because he just switched places with his shadow over the wall. I blinded him, in hopes it would save me because blinds make auto attacks not work. But he used a skill on me instead so I died.

I understood about 10% of that.
But you tried a thing and the thing didn't work like you thought, right?

Yes.

Cool.

Disturbing, but acceptable gift from a fellow Argonian supporter.

Wrong mp4...
I blame the Khajiit for this.
Guess I'll post the disturbing one on jacks profile.

Aaaaawwwww yeah, mess that Khajiit scum up, Argonibro.

Stay awesome scaled brother.

Will do, marsh-bro.

You're out of look, pal. My username is SexyHIMself for a reason.

I thought you might have something for sale
Since my friend told me you had some good stuff lying around
Anyway lets get to bussines
I prefer a virgin, cute face, I prefer girl with long hair but it doesn't really matter
She needs to have a cute ass, titty size dont matter.

Will Lucina do?

-Cute face.
-Pretty sure she's a virgin
-Long hair (more or less)
-Her ass is pretty cute I think
-And as a bonus, she's a princess and a warrior.

Thanks babe

No problem. You might have sucked last play through, but this time you kick some ass

Anything else you got there for me?
Show me the stuff you got.

Anna's pretty nice I guess. Same traits as Lucina minus being a princess and there's a higher chance she's not a virgin

Ok
I'll take Lucina
So how much or what do you want in return.

I could do with some cookies.

There ya go,
Nice doing bussines with ya.

I don't accept anything from a filthy khajiit scum.

my racism senses are tingling

YOU!!!
You set this whole **** up.
Sneaky bastard.

i didnt, but i caught wind of it

Well, you were damn quick on the scene.

yeah i watched him do this via screen share on skype

Exactly what the **** do you think you are you plotting?

nothing. he was showing me how he was trying to buy gf and he happen to pick ur profile. so hear eye am

That is too damn coincidental.

well you are like the 30th person hes done this to

Out of the hundreds of hundreds of people on FJ

Woof?

ribit

adunsaveme pls
if its on profiles, and theyre his friends dont do **** unless it shows up as flagged, the users complain, or its in the hundreds
thanks

ik
i'm retarded
sorry sexyhimself m8

everyone is retarded with spam flags lately
idk why
lets get off sexyhimself s profile before he gets mad

pls no demod

It's cool, I haven't had this much attention in years

Girls dont like you?

**** if I know.

poor bby

or they're being naughty and using a script to spam someone

joshlol

Oh tits. Thanks.