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Date Signed Up:5/03/2011
Last Login:7/02/2014
Location:Maryland
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Content Thumbs: 1901 total,  2028 ,  127
Comment Thumbs: 5870 total,  6104 ,  234
Content Level Progress: 94% (94/100)
Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 65% (65/100)
Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:27125
Times Content Favorited:121 times
Total Comments Made:404
FJ Points:8384
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#344 - You score a 0/10. Please put at least SOME effort int… 11/06/2012 on Split +5
#88 - You know what's funny? I always thought that dogs la…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2012 on Eggs +12
#90 - jibbablabba (09/11/2012) [-]
did somebody quote family guy?
#119 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/11/2012) [-]
Every time I see that image I jump. lol

Shit traumatized me.
#161 - The way this began I thought it was gonna turn into a "He… 09/11/2012 on Mr. Owl +9
#103 - Contrary to the guy below I'm gonna give you a 0/10 08/21/2012 on The pain of first days +3
#57 - Picture 08/05/2012 on Nobody ever read the title +4
#254 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2012 on Batman +9
#271 - bandsofsummer (08/05/2012) [-]
the beer didn't
#255 - paesani (08/05/2012) [-]
#69 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2012 on Highschool CP +4
User avatar #74 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
damn strait
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2012) [-]
Unlike your love life.
#66 - >almost 14 >Case Closed Refer to #52 for an…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2012 on Highschool CP +6
User avatar #67 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
yea right faggit i dont follow no fucking rules
#69 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #74 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
damn strait
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2012) [-]
Unlike your love life.
#52 - So much teenage angst and aggression. But don't worry, as you …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/05/2012 on Highschool CP +11
User avatar #60 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
Fuck you man im almost 14 dont talk to me like im some little fucking kid pussy
#66 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
>almost 14
>Case Closed

Refer to #52 for any more questions/concerns
User avatar #67 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
yea right faggit i dont follow no fucking rules
#69 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #74 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
damn strait
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2012) [-]
Unlike your love life.
#43 - Possibly trolling at this point now but here have this cool co…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/05/2012 on Highschool CP +10
User avatar #45 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
Hahahahaha, trolling is for fucking faggots. When I say this shit I fucking mean it, you'r nothing but a little pussy. Fuck you.
#52 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
So much teenage angst and aggression. But don't worry, as you get older you'll outgrow it.
User avatar #60 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
Fuck you man im almost 14 dont talk to me like im some little fucking kid pussy
#66 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
>almost 14
>Case Closed

Refer to #52 for any more questions/concerns
User avatar #67 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
yea right faggit i dont follow no fucking rules
#69 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #74 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
damn strait
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2012) [-]
Unlike your love life.
#51 - denbaby (08/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #61 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
ill stop when your dead pussy
User avatar #85 - memepool (08/05/2012) [-]
*you're
#125 - Picture 08/04/2012 on Omegle +3
#31 - By the way you commented you seem like a pretty tough dude in …  [+] (13 new replies) 08/04/2012 on Highschool CP +16
User avatar #37 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
Do you want to fucking fight, you cock mangling gypsy mother fucker? Ill have you know I bench over 270 and I fuck bitches like you up like its my mother fucking day job. You'r so fucking lucky im not with you now or I would kick your fucking ass faggot
User avatar #43 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
Possibly trolling at this point now but here have this cool copypasta for when you want to talk tough on the internet like a little 15 year old:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
User avatar #45 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
Hahahahaha, trolling is for fucking faggots. When I say this shit I fucking mean it, you'r nothing but a little pussy. Fuck you.
#52 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
So much teenage angst and aggression. But don't worry, as you get older you'll outgrow it.
User avatar #60 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
Fuck you man im almost 14 dont talk to me like im some little fucking kid pussy
#66 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
>almost 14
>Case Closed

Refer to #52 for any more questions/concerns
User avatar #67 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
yea right faggit i dont follow no fucking rules
#69 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #74 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
damn strait
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2012) [-]
Unlike your love life.
#51 - denbaby (08/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #61 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
ill stop when your dead pussy
User avatar #85 - memepool (08/05/2012) [-]
*you're
#60 - This is the part...where you're supposed to tip the guy that h… 08/04/2012 on What a guy! +8
#59 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2012 on What a guy! +8
#60 - sexyduck (08/04/2012) [-]
This is the part...where you're supposed to tip the guy that helped you out..
#58 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2012 on What a guy! +8
#59 - sexyduck (08/04/2012) [-]
#60 - sexyduck (08/04/2012) [-]
This is the part...where you're supposed to tip the guy that helped you out..
#114 - Picture 08/03/2012 on White people +4
#10 - Picture 08/03/2012 on Texts from dog +12
#197 - I like your username  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on Fake Oreos +5
User avatar #200 - sexypandas (08/03/2012) [-]
thanks, I like yours too.
#188 - I guess people think this Four Panel **** is still funny.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on SLUT. 0
#235 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2012) [-]
It's what's inside the 4 panels that count's, Scoobi-Doofus, lol.
#9 - Picture 08/03/2012 on Wrong place buddy 0
#194 - Picture 07/31/2012 on Rule 34 +12
#37 - Now say, "TAX EXEMPTION!" 07/29/2012 on Wumbo +15
#34 - Picture 07/28/2012 on BLARGHARGL +14
#4 - The sad thing is the only cure for this level of such low inte… 07/27/2012 on dumb bitch +2
#1 - I ate a bowl'a nails for breakfast... 07/27/2012 on Ok guys share some stuff... +6
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