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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:5/03/2011
Last Login:7/02/2014
Location:Maryland
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1901 total,  2029 ,  128
Comment Thumbs: 5870 total,  6105 ,  235
Content Level Progress: 94% (94/100)
Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:28788
Times Content Favorited:119 times
Total Comments Made:404
FJ Points:8383
Favorite Tags: lol (4) | comic (3) | rage (3) | funny (2) | osama (2) | past (2) | present (2)

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#27 - The other storm troopers all got blaster rifles... Al…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2012 on I'd Hit That +29
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#40 - heartlessrobot (07/24/2012) [-]
He's a Scout, he's not meant to engage in direct combat.
#197 - Upon reviewing your troll post, you have received the followin…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Really? +7
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#220 - dovakihn (07/24/2012) [-]
I found out that the password for ALL of his accounts is elderscrolls5
#206 - baneoffjthree (07/24/2012) [-]
You may have banned my first two accounts, but you will never kill me because Bane of FunnyJunk is an only idea. I will always come back, and I AM back and my grammar is gooder. Repost this to all content. THE FIRE RISES BROTHERS OF BANE OF FUNNYJUNK Is this better?
#201 - baneoffjthree (07/24/2012) [-]
What things could improve my trolling (and yes, this is my THIRD account in the past hour)?
#205 - anon (07/24/2012) [-]
There are only one or two things I see that would make it as good as it could be.

It's good that you're putting it on every page; that's attracting a lot of attention and getting some people annoyed. (You can always tell by their reaction comments - they'll either call you out for obvious trolling/give you a score, or react with something like "stfu faggot") So keep that up.

I don't think you need to misspell every word. You can continue copy and paste to make it easier, but just pick one or two things to purposely misspell so it feels more real, and more people might actually think "wow, is this guy serious??".

And I'd take out the 9gag stuff, it's just a redundant and tired out topic at this point. When people see 9gag they just say "cool, a troll, moving on.".

And LMFAO, I noticed the third account as well haha.
#208 - baneoffjthree (07/24/2012) [-]
How's this: You may have banned my first two accounts, but you will never kill me because Bane of FunnyJunk is an only idea. I will always come back, and I AM back and my grammar is gooder. Repost this to all content. THE FIRE RISES BROTHERS OF BANE OF FUNNYJUNK
#208 - Comment deleted 07/22/2012 on What a man. -1
#78 - Comment deleted 07/14/2012 on I am awful 0
#140 - -Opened up strong orienting audience with setting, location, a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2012 on Meteor streaking across... +8
#146 - unknownbytes (07/13/2012) [-]
Sorry, I've never been much of a good story teller...seriously if I wrote something over the course of a few months and handed it to you or anyone else, you'd laugh and then burn it.
#47 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on Ants! +57
#263 - ssjxjake (07/11/2012) [-]
#6 - *one year later* Hey there hot stuff, bring that ass …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Super Effective +214
#49 - gmarrox (07/11/2012) [-]
Well shit.
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#40 - usernameluisdjlols (07/11/2012) [-]
but the real question is...

does he even lift?
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#29 - auesis (07/11/2012) [-]
TOP PERCENTAGE!
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#32 - hipopatonims (07/11/2012) [-]
What is top percentage?
#35 - anon (07/11/2012) [-]
Joey's Rattata, obviously
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#36 - dlerp (07/11/2012) [-]
Did you know that Joey's rattata has perfect I.V.'s? So in statistic terms, it IS top percentage.
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#39 - zzzbrabbitzzz (07/11/2012) [-]
heres a gif
#29 - I can't stop laughing at this because it's so true, .gif makes… 07/11/2012 on I LOVE the smell of colon +3
#45 - Picture 07/11/2012 on Winston Churchill +9
#13 - Sequel Review >Better character development, allow…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Wing Men +21
#18 - kjeks (07/11/2012) [-]
That is actually awesome. Keep it up.
#16 - thequickster (07/11/2012) [-]
lol this was priceless, well done sir.

hfw