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#125 - Picture 08/04/2012 on Omegle +3
#31 - By the way you commented you seem like a pretty tough dude in …  [+] (13 new replies) 08/04/2012 on Highschool CP +16
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#37 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
Do you want to fucking fight, you cock mangling gypsy mother fucker? Ill have you know I bench over 270 and I fuck bitches like you up like its my mother fucking day job. You'r so fucking lucky im not with you now or I would kick your fucking ass faggot
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#43 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
Possibly trolling at this point now but here have this cool copypasta for when you want to talk tough on the internet like a little 15 year old:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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#45 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
Hahahahaha, trolling is for fucking faggots. When I say this shit I fucking mean it, you'r nothing but a little pussy. Fuck you.
#52 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
So much teenage angst and aggression. But don't worry, as you get older you'll outgrow it.
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#60 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
Fuck you man im almost 14 dont talk to me like im some little fucking kid pussy
#66 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
>almost 14
>Case Closed

Refer to #52 for any more questions/concerns
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#67 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
yea right faggit i dont follow no fucking rules
#69 - sexyduck (08/05/2012) [-]
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#74 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
damn strait
#99 - anon (08/05/2012) [-]
Unlike your love life.
#51 - denbaby (08/05/2012) [-]
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#61 - johnlemon (08/05/2012) [-]
ill stop when your dead pussy
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#85 - memepool (08/05/2012) [-]
#60 - This is the part...where you're supposed to tip the guy that h… 08/04/2012 on What a guy! +8
#59 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2012 on What a guy! +8
#60 - sexyduck (08/04/2012) [-]
This is the part...where you're supposed to tip the guy that helped you out..
#58 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2012 on What a guy! +8
#59 - sexyduck (08/04/2012) [-]
#60 - sexyduck (08/04/2012) [-]
This is the part...where you're supposed to tip the guy that helped you out..
#114 - Picture 08/03/2012 on White people +4
#10 - Picture 08/03/2012 on Texts from dog +12
#197 - I like your username  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on Fake Oreos +5
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#200 - sexypandas (08/03/2012) [-]
thanks, I like yours too.
#188 - I guess people think this Four Panel **** is still funny.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on SLUT. 0
#235 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
It's what's inside the 4 panels that count's, Scoobi-Doofus, lol.
#9 - Picture 08/03/2012 on Wrong place buddy 0