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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: You wish o.o
Youtube Channel: Xestantial
Steam Profile: Wargasm1000
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Too many to count D:
X-box Gamertag: xSSU CarNAgE x
PSN: Ps3 is lame.
Interests: Your face.
Date Signed Up:1/06/2011
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:England
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Content Ranking:#3480
Comment Ranking:#5338
Highest Content Rank:#3390
Highest Comment Rank:#1909
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Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:675
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#172 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Hydrogen Peroxide + tick... +6
User avatar #216 - mvtjets (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't get it
#4 - Only thing i have of that sexy, sexy man.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Bill Hader is So Sly +10
User avatar #17 - srskate (07/01/2013) [-]
its self-referential
#52 - Picture 07/01/2013 on Muh Teeth +1
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on It's weird when you realize... +55
#23 - hillbillypowpow (07/01/2013) [-]
You can tell it's not a real Garfield comic because it's not in a thought bubble.
#20 - jpthecursed (07/01/2013) [-]
#71 - Comment deleted 06/30/2013 on Hat -3
#190 - I find it worse that Liam Neeson has no Oscar either. 06/29/2013 on so.. uh... +2
#77 - I read "GERMAN prank" I expected genocide. 06/28/2013 on GREENMAN prank +1
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Ayyy +18
#56 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
I have a grass snake, he cutes me ou- HHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
#19 - Sorry 06/28/2013 on Thank the sky above! +4
#18 - I don't think i could fight back either with a raging erection. 06/23/2013 on You came to the wrong... 0
#2 - Ssshh, don't tell DJ 4DM1N. 06/20/2013 on Found in my GIF folder. +1
#70 - Picture 06/18/2013 on Guinea Pig +2
#150 - Picture 06/18/2013 on completely done 0
#8 - Comment deleted 06/15/2013 on Epic fails 0
#41 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Worst Enemy +7
#46 - EnergizierAnon (06/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - neutralgray (06/12/2013) [-]
His entire race is dead.
#3 - Picture 06/11/2013 on ( +4
#11 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Denmark... +25
User avatar #18 - cresel (06/12/2013) [-]
that picture looks like 2 dicks coming out of 1 set of balls to me
User avatar #20 - popkornking (06/12/2013) [-]
More like one dick with Denmark pubes jizzing out Finland
#17 - frohling (06/12/2013) [-]
we even used to own that shit :S
#19 - reican (06/12/2013) [-]
NOT ANYMORE! WE'VE ACQUIRED MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FREEDOM! Although you Danes are cool enough.. but the Swedes however.. meeeeeh. I only like them because they're cheap.
#313 - Anyone remember this? 06/11/2013 on Post your wallpapers. +3
#4 - Picture 06/10/2013 on Twister +5
#9 - Picture 06/10/2013 on Fuck you bitch! +2
#32 - Skyrim you say?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #34 - heartlessrobot (06/10/2013) [-]
I'd like to know why every quest requires you to either go into a cave full of bandits/mages/vampires or just scream at some random schmuck about taking something or not paying enough or won't leave someone alone.
User avatar #42 - rollertoaster (06/10/2013) [-]
Radiant quests in a nutshell
#373 - Also "Bottle it up emotions are gay " 06/09/2013 on Tell them apart 0
#682 - I am from England and what is this **** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Shit I hated in highschool +4
User avatar #715 - grimagination (06/09/2013) [-]
iiiiiiiits gavin!
#22 - I expected a period joke. 06/08/2013 on Old Joke +1
#43 - I don't care if it's just captioned **** from a t… 06/08/2013 on I made it, I laughed. That... +2
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#5 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
w-wat d-d-d-did you s-s-sSAAY?
#4 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
LOL
LOL
#3 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
But hurt, man...but hurt..
#1 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
your a little whore. :)
your a little whore. :)
#2 to #1 - sexpresso (03/02/2012) [-]
Nipplehammer
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