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Interests: Your face.
Date Signed Up:1/06/2011
Last Login:7/11/2014
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#64 - I love you.  [+] (11 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Tenzin's Artifact +5
User avatar #130 - afrodemon (09/21/2013) [-]
that is horrofying or however it is spelled
#67 - ehzio (09/18/2013) [-]
Super kawaii~!
#105 - sirhyde (09/18/2013) [-]
K-On!!
User avatar #115 - bladzangel (09/18/2013) [-]
I need the name of this anime for science....

Not really... I just want to piss my friends off with this
User avatar #116 - sirhyde (09/18/2013) [-]
K-On Iduno if this happens in it or not.
#117 - bladzangel (09/18/2013) [-]
Does not matter to me... as long as it has small girls and is anime (does not have to be fan service or anything) I can load a video on my friend's computer and his dad gets pissed at him....
#119 - sirhyde (09/18/2013) [-]
Might I recommend Lucky Star too.
User avatar #121 - bladzangel (09/18/2013) [-]
I have already done that one to him.
#122 - sirhyde (09/18/2013) [-]
how about Nichijou
#113 - ehzio (09/18/2013) [-]
Dude...what...
#114 - sirhyde (09/18/2013) [-]
Its great
#54 - Hath anyone got a link to this episode?  [+] (13 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Tenzin's Artifact 0
#64 - sexpresso (09/18/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #130 - afrodemon (09/21/2013) [-]
that is horrofying or however it is spelled
#67 - ehzio (09/18/2013) [-]
Super kawaii~!
#105 - sirhyde (09/18/2013) [-]
K-On!!
User avatar #115 - bladzangel (09/18/2013) [-]
I need the name of this anime for science....

Not really... I just want to piss my friends off with this
User avatar #116 - sirhyde (09/18/2013) [-]
K-On Iduno if this happens in it or not.
#117 - bladzangel (09/18/2013) [-]
Does not matter to me... as long as it has small girls and is anime (does not have to be fan service or anything) I can load a video on my friend's computer and his dad gets pissed at him....
#119 - sirhyde (09/18/2013) [-]
Might I recommend Lucky Star too.
User avatar #121 - bladzangel (09/18/2013) [-]
I have already done that one to him.
#122 - sirhyde (09/18/2013) [-]
how about Nichijou
#113 - ehzio (09/18/2013) [-]
Dude...what...
#114 - sirhyde (09/18/2013) [-]
Its great
#6 - **** . 09/11/2013 on Cringe +4
#4 - I believe it is of male decent technically. I'm sure it has ha… 09/11/2013 on Cringe +6
#66 - Total war: Battletoads 09/08/2013 on overkill 0
#33 - The time for sleep is now.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Title +30
User avatar #46 - mayormilkman (09/06/2013) [-]
That reminds me of that one dream woman from one of those "Scary Stories to tell in the Dark" tales.
#42 - kwanzalord (09/06/2013) [-]
#72 - Picture 08/29/2013 on meanwhile in ... +3
#63 - Can someone put an Oscar in that he is having sex with? 08/29/2013 on Fapping when someone comes in 0
#145 - Aw yis. 08/29/2013 on Phytons are cute +1
#299 - Prepare yourselves for scrupulous ****… 08/27/2013 on Should I be this angry? +1
#107 - Damn it Ubisoft, release Black Flag!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Evil game producers +1
#146 - ubisoft has deleted their comment.
#75 - I found out that my college tutor pushed back the starting dat…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Evil game producers +4
User avatar #140 - somexotherxguy (08/27/2013) [-]
Why are you doing this to Azu-nyan?!?
User avatar #103 - fizzor (08/27/2013) [-]
This is so fucking disturbing, yet I can't stop looking.
#101 - ubisoft has deleted their comment.
User avatar #107 - sexpresso (08/27/2013) [-]
Damn it Ubisoft, release Black Flag!
#146 - ubisoft has deleted their comment.
User avatar #77 - eiaisqzbsesb (08/27/2013) [-]
That gif is just... I can't stop looking.
#16 - Picture 08/26/2013 on Japanese sticky floor prank +9
#184 - Picture 08/26/2013 on put it down!! +7
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on Gabe! +9
#21 - minnesotaids Comment deleted by sexpresso
#83 - This still remains at the top of my list.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Best Cosplay Ever +2
#89 - snowghost (08/21/2013) [-]
>_>
User avatar #95 - axlebacon (08/21/2013) [-]
where can i find more of this?
User avatar #97 - snowghost (08/21/2013) [-]
google and cosplay sits
#16 - Anyone else have a throbbing erection waiting for this?  [+] (8 new replies) 08/20/2013 on There once was a dream +16
#32 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
I'm poking my next door neighbour across the road I'm so hard.
User avatar #31 - throbbing (08/20/2013) [-]
quite
User avatar #28 - Grizzally (08/20/2013) [-]
Nursing a semi whilst waiting for this.
User avatar #24 - zallaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Hell yes. But I think it should win 'most historically inaccurate game of the decade' award.
User avatar #22 - skarrer (08/20/2013) [-]
whens it set to release?
User avatar #27 - crazyolitis (08/20/2013) [-]
fourth of september.
#20 - spacemasterfive (08/20/2013) [-]
i have a throbbing erection, and i am wating for this, but the two are unrelated
User avatar #18 - screamlikecb (08/20/2013) [-]
Please don't tease me anymore
#66 - I am not prepared. 08/17/2013 on He lifts 0
#60 - Never mind, i need to learn how to read the description.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on He lifts +1
#64 - anonymous (08/17/2013) [-]
Are you ready to laugh and then cry like a 3 year old girl who had her favorite toy taken away? Prepare your feels mate, prepare them well for this anime haunts your very existence for months
User avatar #66 - sexpresso (08/17/2013) [-]
I am not prepared.
#59 - Source?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2013 on He lifts 0
User avatar #60 - sexpresso (08/17/2013) [-]
Never mind, i need to learn how to read the description.
#64 - anonymous (08/17/2013) [-]
Are you ready to laugh and then cry like a 3 year old girl who had her favorite toy taken away? Prepare your feels mate, prepare them well for this anime haunts your very existence for months
User avatar #66 - sexpresso (08/17/2013) [-]
I am not prepared.
#12 - How is the tiger relevant?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Title +2
#25 - tonythetiger (08/16/2013) [-]
tigers are always relevant
User avatar #15 - ricketyrackety (08/16/2013) [-]
google confession tiger
#19 - Well it's not the face. 08/14/2013 on I may be not perfect +3
#108 - Yes, yes perfect. 08/09/2013 on Such a dickpickle +1
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on Lexi Belle +3
User avatar #2 - milnerdk (08/02/2013) [-]
Thx for that, just what i was about to do!
#71 - Picture 08/01/2013 on Too bad its breaking the law 0
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#5 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
w-wat d-d-d-did you s-s-sSAAY?
#4 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
LOL
LOL
#3 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
But hurt, man...but hurt..
#1 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
your a little whore. :)
your a little whore. :)
#2 to #1 - sexpresso ONLINE (03/02/2012) [-]
Nipplehammer
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