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Age: 21
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Youtube Channel: Xestantial
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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Too many to count D:
X-box Gamertag: xSSU CarNAgE x
PSN: Ps3 is lame.
Interests: Your face.
Date Signed Up:1/06/2011
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:England
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#17 - This is so fucking stupid, but i can't stop laughing. 01/22/2014 on Title Here 0
#34 - I really hate this comp, Beards are masterful and the shaved g… 01/22/2014 on Haircut +3
#542 - Picture 01/20/2014 on OP Delivers +17
#97 - Oh you <3 01/20/2014 on Largest and Oldest Crystal +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Largest and Oldest Crystal +84
#44 - lamarisagoodname (01/20/2014) [-]
"sexpresso"

that's genius
User avatar #97 - sexpresso (01/20/2014) [-]
Oh you <3
User avatar #21 - zerpderp (01/20/2014) [-]
how many of these do you have
#54 - dsgbiohazard (01/20/2014) [-]
Have another.
User avatar #56 - zerpderp (01/20/2014) [-]
ANOTHER
#60 - boydaranga (01/20/2014) [-]
here is one i made
User avatar #99 - zerpderp (01/21/2014) [-]
glorious
#42 - Picture 01/16/2014 on YouTube & Google+ +22
#101 - Picture 01/15/2014 on i want this +1
#367 - I think it would be Person, not people. 01/15/2014 on Thank you 0
#356 - How dare you stand where he stood.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Thank you 0
User avatar #363 - lorkhan (01/15/2014) [-]
You're the worst kind of people.
User avatar #367 - sexpresso (01/15/2014) [-]
I think it would be Person, not people.
#15 - Picture 01/14/2014 on Sons of Big Gabe +5
#36 - The greater good..  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Saved for a greater good +11
#42 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
What is this from
#46 - sonictheblueguy (01/13/2014) [-]
#38 - The Description.. 01/13/2014 on Sheriff Cutbacks +7
#203 - These feels hit me like a sign. 01/13/2014 on Feelsy +2
#6 - Did.. did that guy have a bra shaved into his chest hair? … 01/11/2014 on meanwhile in sweden -1
#9 - Picture 01/10/2014 on Coffeetoad forever +3
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on "Pikachu" used SURPRISE... +17
User avatar #14 - hattaz (01/18/2014) [-]
God is there a link to this
#10 - lplplplp (01/08/2014) [-]
Jesus I saw that coming from a mile away, but I still laughed
#31 - That was flipping awesome. 01/08/2014 on Flip 0
#9 - Nigga this is the WarZ.  [+] (20 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Day Z reviews compilation +95
User avatar #173 - Buhadog (01/02/2014) [-]
Despite all the negative publicity, the game is not bad at all. To bad nowadays every game that is about zombies gets called a DayZ clone and gets bad reviews by their fanboys
User avatar #195 - cocoman (01/02/2014) [-]
Are you fucking serious?
The only thing stopping me from going apeshit on yo ass is my lacking knowledge of the english language.
User avatar #211 - Buhadog (01/02/2014) [-]
The reaction to my comment has only proven the truth.
User avatar #212 - cocoman (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't even own DayZ, Im not saying I don't like it but I am sure as hell not a fanboy.
User avatar #213 - Buhadog (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm not saying you were, I'm just saying that a lot of games simmiliar to DayZ get a lot of hate from their fanbase.
User avatar #215 - cocoman (01/02/2014) [-]
I can only think of WarZ as a game that is receiving hate.
But can't you see that this game was a quick cash-grab? It was buggy, boring, and most important of all, the devs lied and kept lying to the gamers! They promised features that still are not in the game, and never will be.
Maybe we are not haters, maybe you and other WarZ fans are ignorant?
User avatar #220 - Buhadog (01/02/2014) [-]
While you do prove a point, let me show you where you are wrong:
1. WarZ is not the only zombie game, many of the people who gave it low scores also gave Nether, State of Decay (who isn't even that similiar) and the dead linger a low score too. Now I haven't played the dead linger yet but Nether surely deserves a higher score than 4.5, that it currently has on metacritic. A lot of people on metacritic (who gave it low scores) are saying in the comments how DayZ is better. Coincidence? I think not.
2. If WarZ was a cash grab the game wouldn't exist anymore. It might have its problems and the devs made some "strange" decisions (I'm not suporting them) but the all the features that were promised either are ingame or are on test servers (including strongholds and second map). There are late, yes, but lets not forget the DayZ standalone was promised an open beta release aproximately a year ago.
If you have any more questions about the game, I'll be more than happy to answer them. But no, I'm not a fanboy. I'm admiting WarZ has flaws but it doesen't deserve the low scores it has because of the starting couple of months.
User avatar #224 - cocoman (01/02/2014) [-]
Although you as well bring out some interesting points, I couldnt care less about the game honestly, and I also stopped paying attention to it months ago, so I wouldnt know if anything changed in the game lately.
About the reviews, offcourse they often say stupid shit. I offcourse wont have to tell you about IGN (Its like Skyrim with zombies). But I know that I am not the only one who hasnt played DayZ, and thinks that WarZ is a ripoff (I mean come on, even the name is almost the same).
Just off the record, I'm not saying that you shouldnt play it, if you like it, keep playing it
User avatar #76 - tehfalconguy (01/02/2014) [-]
I bought this game with a few friends and it was absolutely awful. Horribly optimized, hackers everywhere, glitchy as hell, and one of my friends as well as several other people got permabanned for nothing.
User avatar #233 - thefates (01/02/2014) [-]
The steam version?
User avatar #246 - tehfalconguy (01/02/2014) [-]
yep.
User avatar #248 - thefates (01/02/2014) [-]
How exactly are the hackers happening with the new server architecture?
User avatar #71 - PenguinsOfMars (01/02/2014) [-]
didn't warz completely tank?
User avatar #40 - darknesincontrol (01/02/2014) [-]
there was a lot of controversies with this game
#16 - llmattll (01/02/2014) [-]
Infestation: Survival Stories*
User avatar #68 - jintachi (01/02/2014) [-]
Infestation: Hacker Stories
#14 - sunick (01/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #83 - juicyy (01/02/2014) [-]
first picture is also from DayZ mod..
User avatar #10 - carlonord (01/02/2014) [-]
Buffalo Shit*
#13 - tarnis (01/02/2014) [-]
#73 - This GIF is already paying for its self.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Eva's Polka +22
User avatar #167 - zomitlu (12/31/2013) [-]
gif is slightly too fast for the song
#137 - confusedasian (12/31/2013) [-]
#87 - Skrimmy mods you say?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2013 on Skyrim mods VS my computer +1
User avatar #96 - thefunnyside (12/26/2013) [-]
What mod is this?
User avatar #106 - peejay (12/26/2013) [-]
i think it's just a parody
#206 - Sauce. 12/12/2013 on not all birds can fly +4
#3 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Seems about right +23
#14 - ichbinzweijahrealt (12/11/2013) [-]
Anon experiences around the world thread? Anon experiences around the world thread
#12 - hurzg (12/11/2013) [-]
4chan Reposts?
User avatar #7 - nurples (12/11/2013) [-]
As OP, and being british, I can confirm this is tru-OI ITS 3 BONG MATE
User avatar #8 - sonicthefast (12/11/2013) [-]
3 BONGERS?
User avatar #10 - toastedspikes (12/11/2013) [-]
THREE BONG THREE BONG OI OI
User avatar #24 - sonicthefast (12/12/2013) [-]
THREE A-BONG! THREE A-BONG
#103 - I just thought this was impressive. Everyone just jumped strai… 12/09/2013 on Teeterboard +4
#10 - Too Soon? I feel a little bad Nah, just…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2013 on How i Drive my car +66
User avatar #54 - stevemachtwo (12/09/2013) [-]
this is the internet, nothing is too soon
User avatar #36 - jasonmaki (12/09/2013) [-]
i personally didn't care when I heard Paul Walker died, i never watched any fast and furious movies cause i don't care for them
#19 - lildo (12/08/2013) [-]
Who?
#73 - They look like Drake and Josh. 12/08/2013 on No love for Ringo +7
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#5 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
w-wat d-d-d-did you s-s-sSAAY?
#4 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
LOL
LOL
#3 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
But hurt, man...but hurt..
#1 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
your a little whore. :)
your a little whore. :)
#2 to #1 - sexpresso (03/02/2012) [-]
Nipplehammer
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