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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: You wish o.o
Youtube Channel: Xestantial
Steam Profile: Wargasm1000
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Too many to count D:
X-box Gamertag: xSSU CarNAgE x
PSN: Ps3 is lame.
Interests: Your face.
Date Signed Up:1/06/2011
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:England
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Content Ranking:#3454
Comment Ranking:#5277
Highest Content Rank:#3390
Highest Comment Rank:#1909
Content Thumbs: 1772 total,  2088 ,  316
Comment Thumbs: 4029 total,  4864 ,  835
Content Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 44% (44/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:145691
Times Content Favorited:105 times
Total Comments Made:681
FJ Points:5223
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#64 - Yup 03/09/2014 on Weeewoooowweeeewooo +1
#36 - Amazing man though.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2014 on How to be a hero +278
#168 - thornberry (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 - vos (02/26/2014) [-]
Knew this would happen
#79 - Digitalphear (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #56 - amegaara (02/26/2014) [-]
this is why i love FJ
#120 - cjias (02/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, whenever I think "there's no way people can make something humorous out of this serious post", someone on this site always finds a way to turn the most serious and meaningful into something hilarious.
#71 - "Now floss the cat" 02/24/2014 on Easy solution +1
#6 - The Jam on a magnet thing is an Eddie Izzard line. 02/19/2014 on Google searchs 0
#5 - Picture 02/17/2014 on Lik dis if u cry evertim 0
#24 - Yes? My name is Jack 02/17/2014 on Jack 0
#7 - I can't count the amount of times i've posted this in a respon…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Just skyrim mods +48
User avatar #57 - thenez (02/18/2014) [-]
Please tell me, sauce?
User avatar #38 - malcolmcz (02/18/2014) [-]
there are so many hilariousness on so many levels
#5 - Reading that title, i expected other things. 02/17/2014 on Gary Fucking Oak +1
#6 - Picture 02/17/2014 on Twitter 0
#20 - Thank you for this. 02/15/2014 on True 0
#83 - Nigel Thornberry don't take no **** . 02/14/2014 on WHOSE THE KING NOW!!! 0
#30 - Picture 02/09/2014 on Interesting Wordplay +8
#98 - But it is enjoyable to watch him crash and burn. 02/08/2014 on fear the game -1
#97 - You're like the perfect example of retarded PewDiePie fans. … 02/08/2014 on fear the game +3
#94 - you're* because* Opinion. And am i jealous because he… 02/08/2014 on fear the game +5
#91 - No, you're wrong. He is a little ******** screami…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2014 on fear the game +4
User avatar #96 - certifiedidiot (02/08/2014) [-]
Dude stop, he's just trying to get minus thumbs to soothe his own mind boner so the tip will finally fit inside his fedora.
#98 - sexpresso (02/08/2014) [-]
But it is enjoyable to watch him crash and burn.
#89 - Pewdiepie is unbearable. 02/08/2014 on fear the game +18
#64 - Picture 02/06/2014 on Feely Feel +2
#38 - Three ****** , Threeeee!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on YOOOOOO +6
User avatar #40 - crazyhindu (02/02/2014) [-]
YOOOOOOOOO!
#9 - How un bear able. 02/02/2014 on Bear life 0
#14 - Picture 02/01/2014 on Tenacious D +3
#8 - Now in Video Format 02/01/2014 on Always makes me laugh +8
#15 - I want it. 01/31/2014 on Dat cake +2
#55 - Oh yes. 01/24/2014 on I laughed. +8
#36 - Paint skills. Etc. I can't afford Photoshop.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2014 on but why.. why? +9
#48 - regsagc (01/22/2014) [-]
The alternative is superior
User avatar #50 - skeptical (01/22/2014) [-]
fuck yeah it is
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#5 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
w-wat d-d-d-did you s-s-sSAAY?
#4 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
LOL
LOL
#3 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
But hurt, man...but hurt..
#1 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
your a little whore. :)
your a little whore. :)
#2 to #1 - sexpresso (03/02/2012) [-]
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