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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: You wish o.o
Youtube Channel: Xestantial
Steam Profile: Wargasm1000
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Too many to count D:
X-box Gamertag: xSSU CarNAgE x
PSN: Ps3 is lame.
Interests: Your face.
Date Signed Up:1/06/2011
Last Login:7/26/2014
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3222
Comment Ranking:#5394
Highest Content Rank:#3218
Highest Comment Rank:#1909
Content Thumbs: 1855 total,  2179 ,  324
Comment Thumbs: 4028 total,  4864 ,  836
Content Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 44% (44/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:152095
Times Content Favorited:108 times
Total Comments Made:681
FJ Points:5288
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#81 - Did anyone else think he was making it into a basketball? 02/06/2011 on CREATIVE FRUIT +13
#898 - knock knock. who's there? No one. 02/06/2011 on Anti Jokes Part 2 +5
#87 - Technically he didn't take the whole thing he took half. chall… 02/05/2011 on Meme Seagulls 0
#106 - noooo thats just what he wants! 02/05/2011 on Lobster 0
#144 - Americas not gay it's just being raped by canada! …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2011 on Cant Be Unseen +5
#155 - cheezburgerman (02/04/2011) [-]
what he actually looks like
User avatar #146 - xxghostxx (02/04/2011) [-]
id rather it be gay
#168 - oh snorlax you know that umbrella is too big. 02/04/2011 on Alt Art Comp 3 0
#74 - I have rather a ravashingly humourous tale for you. I was lyin…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2011 on SITTING STYLE +14
#116 - sinisterainbow (02/05/2011) [-]
i believe good sir you have rather embarrassed your self

mahhah mah ha
#101 - anonymous (02/04/2011) [-]
"and my said"

Intelligent shark I am dissapoint.
#355 - mario..he uhm...has a buldge... 02/04/2011 on Alt Art Comp 2 +3
#122 - i don't capitalise i communistisize!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2011 on fcking chuck norris 0
#126 - jaybwell has deleted their comment.
#320 - im 16 and i don't like milfs. 02/03/2011 on Xbox360 vs. Ps3 -1
#55 - come on asians.....do math! 02/03/2011 on W1N -1
#51 - "so Mr.Philips what do you like most in a woman" … 02/03/2011 on warm parts 0
#311 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2011 on Xbox360 vs. Ps3 -9
#346 - anonymous (02/03/2011) [-]
I do NOT want a fucking 8 year old representing Xbox.
User avatar #341 - DJSeth (02/03/2011) [-]
PS3=beter machine and great exclusives
XBOX 360=great for making friends and talking,1/4 exclusives are the super shit

Wii=only good with first party tittles
#351 - invisosky (02/03/2011) [-]
Good exclusives? Resistance. That's about it.
#115 - she has a "fuckhole" cut out of her cast...did i say…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2011 on fcking chuck norris +4
#121 - jaybwell has deleted their comment.
User avatar #122 - sexpresso (02/03/2011) [-]
i don't capitalise i communistisize!
#126 - jaybwell has deleted their comment.
#92 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2011 on Come at me bro 0
#97 - MTDEW (02/03/2011) [-]
#164 - I would like to see an episode of pokemon where the cat dies a… 02/03/2011 on team rocket you so funny +2
#184 - Tonight i dine on yesterdays FLESH! alone...again... 02/03/2011 on should have said 0
#214 - My good fellow i would like to fund your brilliant idea with m… 02/03/2011 on One million is nothing in... 0
#114 - Comment deleted 02/03/2011 on List O Funny 2 -1
#988 - Fucking dogs ill take a WAFFLE! over a dog! 02/03/2011 on baaawwwww so true -9
#140 - Wtf? full hot water? i put it to the perfect setting before i get in.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2011 on Early Shower +1
User avatar #143 - mobstaar (02/02/2011) [-]
Cool story bro.
#82 - hahaha thats the funniest bent over cucumber i have ever seen! 02/02/2011 on Bend Over 0
#39 - Tell her jewish ass to get back in the kitchen and MAKE YOU SO… 02/02/2011 on But I don't even . . . +4
#34 - 7. surprise buttsecs! 02/02/2011 on How not to be a asshole... +7
#53 - He was mole-sted i don't see what he is looking rape faced for. 02/02/2011 on He got served +7
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#7 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#5 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
w-wat d-d-d-did you s-s-sSAAY?
#4 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
LOL
LOL
#3 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
But hurt, man...but hurt..
#1 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
your a little whore. :)
your a little whore. :)
#2 to #1 - sexpresso (03/02/2012) [-]
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