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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: You wish o.o
Youtube Channel: Xestantial
Steam Profile: Wargasm1000
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Too many to count D:
X-box Gamertag: xSSU CarNAgE x
PSN: Ps3 is lame.
Interests: Your face.
Date Signed Up:1/06/2011
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3232
Comment Ranking:#5360
Highest Content Rank:#3213
Highest Comment Rank:#1909
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Comment Thumbs: 4031 total,  4867 ,  836
Content Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:152274
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Total Comments Made:682
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#223 - Asians are terrible drivers.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2011 on How to Look Cool Riding... +2
User avatar #229 - LeoLeonardo (02/15/2011) [-]
Aisian madmen They'll drive poorly at you!
User avatar #237 - JohnToucher (02/15/2011) [-]
Don't be ridiculous, everyone knows Asians are a myth.
User avatar #273 - LeoLeonardo (02/15/2011) [-]
Yes, but wait. Then where do we get our tiny cars, computers, and racist jokes?
User avatar #275 - JohnToucher (02/16/2011) [-]
The blacks.
#108 - Did anyone else think it was the guy asking her? 02/12/2011 on How I'm Spending My... +4
#134 - My grandma got me one of those!! 02/12/2011 on Revolver shotgun -1
#132 - fucking die rocky dennis!!! 02/12/2011 on Revolver shotgun 0
#114 - well ive seen warlords and i don't remember this. 02/12/2011 on At the Grocery Store 0
#55 - Did anyone else sing this in benders voice?! 02/12/2011 on Irony? 0
#180 - not all girls like that justin beiber doll!!! 02/12/2011 on HELLO FFUUUU -1
#101 - Im on a hunt for any chinese war movies so please for the love…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2011 on At the Grocery Store +6
#112 - anonymous (02/12/2011) [-]
I believe that is from The Warlords.
User avatar #114 - sexpresso (02/12/2011) [-]
well ive seen warlords and i don't remember this.
#504 - i jizzed. 02/12/2011 on Omegle "Master Troll" :... 0
#181 - i furp he derp! coz you fuckinderpu herpa so im not inbrederp! 02/11/2011 on Stereotyping Map 0
#735 - someone please put "justin bieber" bent over infront… 02/11/2011 on Somebody please, give this... 0
#30 - Every time i see a fan i get an unresistable urge to hold my n… 02/11/2011 on uses of dude 0
#178 - Why is the UK labeled as "inbreeding"? only the scot…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2011 on Stereotyping Map 0
User avatar #180 - JamRagExplosion (02/11/2011) [-]
someone sounds a little inbred
User avatar #181 - sexpresso (02/11/2011) [-]
i furp he derp! coz you fuckinderpu herpa so im not inbrederp!
#57 - Now thats what you call a "trouser snake" :D 02/11/2011 on Charming 0
#191 - it sounds super cute until you remember what they are doing. 02/11/2011 on TURTLE ORGASM +2
#59 - If you read this as one long comic then it is soooo funny.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2011 on Harry Potter 4 +1
#62 - glorytohypnotoad (02/11/2011) [-]
i thought it was until i read your comment lol
#93 - If you look at the creeses in this guys bed covers he seems to… 02/11/2011 on Kitteh! 0
#113 - I was fooled. i commend you sir! 02/11/2011 on It Works +1
#71 - What a nice camera. 02/11/2011 on Camera 0
#98 - am i gay if i think the squid looks like a giant slightly mis … 02/11/2011 on Red hat +21
#8 - I looked this up and found some extra footage. he actually got…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2011 on U want a hug ? 0
#9 - randomfunnydude (02/09/2011) [-]
Okay ... didnt know that xD
#15 - Who is that god damn black hobo guy going brazil china pakista… 02/09/2011 on Americans are NOT stupid 0
#3 - No way it got on funnyjunk! this is from Weebl stuff check it out! 02/09/2011 on Russian men 0
#255 - thats why i used it. 02/09/2011 on Add a line -3
#29 - You americans and your wierd fads i am going to go to america … 02/09/2011 on First emo, now THIS? 0
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#7 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#5 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
w-wat d-d-d-did you s-s-sSAAY?
#4 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
LOL
LOL
#3 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
But hurt, man...but hurt..
#1 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
your a little whore. :)
your a little whore. :)
#2 to #1 - sexpresso ONLINE (03/02/2012) [-]
Nipplehammer
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