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Age: 21
Facebook Profile: You wish o.o
Youtube Channel: Xestantial
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PSN: Ps3 is lame.
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Date Signed Up:1/06/2011
Last Login:8/31/2014
Location:England
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Highest Content Rank:#3178
Highest Comment Rank:#1909
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#2 - Ssshh, don't tell DJ 4DM1N. 06/20/2013 on Found in my GIF folder. +1
#70 - Picture 06/18/2013 on Guinea Pig +2
#150 - Picture 06/18/2013 on completely done 0
#8 - Comment deleted 06/15/2013 on Epic fails 0
#41 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Worst Enemy +7
#46 - EnergizierAnon (06/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - neutralgray (06/12/2013) [-]
His entire race is dead.
#3 - Picture 06/11/2013 on ( +4
#11 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Denmark... +25
User avatar #18 - cresel (06/12/2013) [-]
that picture looks like 2 dicks coming out of 1 set of balls to me
User avatar #20 - popkornking (06/12/2013) [-]
More like one dick with Denmark pubes jizzing out Finland
#17 - frohling (06/12/2013) [-]
we even used to own that shit :S
#19 - reican (06/12/2013) [-]
NOT ANYMORE! WE'VE ACQUIRED MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FREEDOM! Although you Danes are cool enough.. but the Swedes however.. meeeeeh. I only like them because they're cheap.
#313 - Anyone remember this? 06/11/2013 on Post your wallpapers. +3
#4 - Picture 06/10/2013 on Twister +5
#9 - Picture 06/10/2013 on Fuck you bitch! +2
#32 - Skyrim you say?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #34 - heartlessrobot (06/10/2013) [-]
I'd like to know why every quest requires you to either go into a cave full of bandits/mages/vampires or just scream at some random schmuck about taking something or not paying enough or won't leave someone alone.
User avatar #42 - rollertoaster (06/10/2013) [-]
Radiant quests in a nutshell
#373 - Also "Bottle it up emotions are gay " 06/09/2013 on Tell them apart 0
#682 - I am from England and what is this **** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Shit I hated in highschool +4
User avatar #715 - grimagination (06/09/2013) [-]
iiiiiiiits gavin!
#22 - I expected a period joke. 06/08/2013 on Old Joke +1
#43 - I don't care if it's just captioned **** from a t… 06/08/2013 on I made it, I laughed. That... +2
#270 - I've posted this too much. Best Skyrim Mod, ever.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on The only way i can run... +8
User avatar #387 - teutoburg (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't suppose you actually have it, I've been looking for ages
User avatar #306 - thankins (06/08/2013) [-]
What... IS THAT MOD?
#4 - Picture 06/08/2013 on Epic Sheldon +4
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on iPhone Glass -3
#19 - ubercripple (06/07/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs
saves as .gif
Moving picture

Totally not a gif.
#213 - ******* Fake Printed **** . 06/06/2013 on No last one for you! +59
#103 - Picture 06/06/2013 on Where winners shop +2
#80 - Picture 06/05/2013 on WHY?!?!?! +26
#34 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/04/2013 on Thought this was funny +446
#135 - nephera (06/05/2013) [-]
I actually heard in in his voice hahaha
#118 - SILENCEnight (06/05/2013) [-]
#111 - jpthecursed (06/05/2013) [-]
I wish I could give this more thumbs
#79 - thewebspinner (06/04/2013) [-]
That is the single best comment I have ever read in my life.
I would do unspeakable things to your body right now.
#75 - SokkaTheWarrior (06/04/2013) [-]
#154 - Someone put this in reverse please. I like watching adult…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Slightly almost heart attack +2
User avatar #163 - areialview (06/03/2013) [-]
But you don't like watching adults take the virginity of children
#158 - elmarcocfc (06/03/2013) [-]
You sicken me.
#11 - As soon as she touched my dick i came and started farting.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on Back seaters +66
#53 - buttbuttinthewhat (06/02/2013) [-]
This comment amde me laugh more than any content ive seen today

+1
#46 - Hue.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on Are you fucking kidding me? +5
User avatar #64 - grimagination (06/02/2013) [-]
the irony
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#7 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#5 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
w-wat d-d-d-did you s-s-sSAAY?
#4 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
LOL
LOL
#3 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
But hurt, man...but hurt..
#1 - BUNNYNATER (03/02/2012) [-]
your a little whore. :)
your a little whore. :)
#2 to #1 - sexpresso (03/02/2012) [-]
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