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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/06/2011
Last Login:7/26/2016
Location:England
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Content Views:271265
Times Content Favorited:245 times
Total Comments Made:814
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Favorite Tags: dark souls 3 (5) | dark souls (3) | Darksoulstime (3) | sorry (2)
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#90 - She sounds exactly like a 13 year old boy. 07/22/2016 on She has a problem +2
#136 - Song source on the last Webm?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2016 on Random shit on my phone 75 0
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#156 - baragon (06/30/2016) [-]
here you go m8. HighQ Immortal Technique  Freedom Of Speech
#11 - Not sure, the Dark Ring maybe? I assure you at the point i rec… 05/31/2016 on I made yet another video DS3 0
#10 - Yeah, they are deceptively good at range and have some nice ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2016 on I made yet another video DS3 0
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#12 - seferofe (05/31/2016) [-]
I'm just glad that the weapons I really like don't suck horribly. I always wanted to use a scythe in DS but they were always slow. I'm glad they have really nice, quick looking movesets now though.

I was going to do an Ornstein build for NG+. Though there's really no choice when it comes to lightning miracles, it's like From just despises them. At least DS 2 gave you plenty of viable options for miracles even if the regular lightning spear sucked ass.

I'm probably going to swap to an Artorias build and use a different sword until I can get his. I would have went with his the first time but I decided to go with something different for once.
#7 - That specific guy and the one with the claymore both summoned …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2016 on I made yet another video DS3 +3
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#9 - flnonymousseven (05/31/2016) [-]
what about the fallen knight about a minute in? it says host of embers, not summoner.
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#11 - sexpresso (05/31/2016) [-]
Not sure, the Dark Ring maybe? I assure you at the point i recorded this footage i hadn't done a single invasion in the Irithyl Valley.
#3 - Also i know the feeling. Took me 3 hours to upload this video …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2016 on I made yet another video DS3 +1
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#5 - Zetsumei (05/31/2016) [-]
oh boy. it took me like over 6 hrs to upload my fight club vid. the struggle is real
#2 - Nice. What is your channel name? so i can sub.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2016 on I made yet another video DS3 0
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#4 - Zetsumei (05/31/2016) [-]
Infinimension, that's my steam too. Cheers
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#3 - sexpresso (05/31/2016) [-]
Also i know the feeling. Took me 3 hours to upload this video and my net crashed twice. Oh the struggle of living in the middle of fucking mordor.
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#5 - Zetsumei (05/31/2016) [-]
oh boy. it took me like over 6 hrs to upload my fight club vid. the struggle is real
#3 - I think the zoom ins help the focus of the video to be honest.…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2016 on Made another DS3 video 0
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#5 - kyrozor (05/30/2016) [-]
Nah I mean I like the shitty zoom ins, best dank videos always have them. And I use Carthus as well because it's just a solid weapon.

Was solid, just a little more balance and it'll be ace.
#3 - I have since learned more effective methods of using the weapo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2016 on Dark Souls 3 shitty video +4
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#4 - zerosonaku (05/15/2016) [-]
The second part had me in stitches. I'm just upset at the first part because you had the win after seperating the host from the white phantom.
#5 - The artistic concept of this put into a videogame could be nex… 05/06/2016 on History WWI shooter in dev... +12