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#5 - **sewoyl rolled image ** What I smoke !  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on High times +4
#18 - meatygoodness (08/23/2014) [-]
#3 - Source now pls. If it's true I have to execute myself  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on DO IT FOR HER 0
#11 - irishlawyer (08/23/2014) [-]
Look at #4
#2 - I liked this one, a very good work  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on How to draw like Shadman +47
User avatar #8 - crazyanimal (08/22/2014) [-]
Lmao the cum is the icing on the cake
#3 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Disney XXX +26
#22 - **sewoyl rolled image ** I think he's guy no more 08/22/2014 on Real Ice Bucket Challenge 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on U wot m8 +14
#18 - midothegreat (08/22/2014) [-]
#614 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Hello My Name Is +1
#613 - **sewoyl rolled user lordknightmare ** The name of my penis  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Hello My Name Is +4
#614 - sewoyl (08/22/2014) [-]
#33 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Bin Laden is kill? +23
#37 - This guy face though, everybody is suffering and he looks so proud 08/22/2014 on merged gifs +4
#51 - **sewoyl rolls 569,066,488** 08/22/2014 on Are you a wizard? 0
#1 - Picture 08/21/2014 on How do I triforce +1
#2 - Take that sphinx 08/21/2014 on Damage control +29
#1 - It's pleasant to see Bill Gates this casual  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Oh, Bill. +3
#3 - namelessjoe (08/22/2014) [-]
#1 - I'm monitoring this game news, I kinda liked the oncept. (and…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on WiLD +1
User avatar #3 - mydreams (08/21/2014) [-]
I walked through a bush and stumbled upon a trashcan (and I'm Icelandic)
#1 - /b/ motto 08/21/2014 on Desc 0
#6 - Picture 08/21/2014 on Look at those Dilly Dallys! +1
#4 - Nothing personal, I prefer the less detailed ones (minimalists) 08/21/2014 on Wallpaper dump 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Wallpaper dump 0
User avatar #3 - bowlofspaghetti (08/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - sewoyl (08/21/2014) [-]
Nothing personal, I prefer the less detailed ones (minimalists)
#13 - I don't expect you to use a steadycam but at least don't make … 08/21/2014 on Koala's sleep a lot 0
#5 - Classic  [+] (26 new replies) 08/21/2014 on He is right you know +10
#10 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
why the fuck is anakin young and not obi
User avatar #11 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
I think it was supposed to be justified as his younger self being the last time he was "Anakin" and not Vader, so his force spirit shows him when he was Anakin, dood.
#12 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
You think? it was originally the old darh vader you scrub the new star wars creators put that on purpose that is worse then the holocaust
#13 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
>implying I don't already know that
All I'm saying is that lore-wise, they've said it's because his younger self was the last time he was Anakin, and movie-wise, it was probably done so all the kiddies watching the movie can see him and recognize him, dood.
User avatar #14 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
You do realized you are in no position to call others kiddies if you use anime girls as form of reaction folder that kinda like me browsing tumblr and watching mlp and calling others faggot

and why you keep calling me dood? i might be a girl how can you be 100% I'm a dood?

inb4 no girls on internet they are few
#15 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
I didn't necessarily exclude myself from being counted among the "kiddies" and I'm not calling you a dood, it's just what I say, dood.
User avatar #16 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
in my books you call doods by people you don't have much respect and right this is fj nvm carry on best anime is FMAB
#17 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
FMAB? Gud job on ur shit taste, dood.
User avatar #19 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
okay now i know your trolling because is one of the best anime, seriously you fail in knowing good anime, you probably one of those dudes who watch those cute girl anime crap instead of watching real awesome anime like full metal

seriously re-evaluate your life

yo moma is shit taste
#20 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm just joking, yeah I watch cute girly shit, and yeah I also watch "real" anime, dood.
User avatar #21 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
Don't you put '' when you say real anime, i mean not only popular anime but good kinda like good music like queens and beatles and frank sinatra

I admin plastic-nee chan was funny as shit is like sexual-lobster in anime form wish there was more episode of it

I know everybody got their own opinion but FMAB is the best in anime you can't argue it
#22 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
All anime is real anime and trying to say shows that don't fit your tastes aren't worthy of being from the same place as your shows is like when those faggy 13 year olds go on Queen, Beatles, and Frank Sinatra videos saying they only listen to "real" music and not songs that come out today, dood. And I never really watched much FMAB, but I watched a lot of the original series back when it was on adult swim.
User avatar #23 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
but I'm not 13 and you can't deny today music is shit with auto tunes seriously the older the music the better if you noticed take mozart for example that guy music is about more then 100 year old style good until now, now take skrillex music it will fade in 2 month but mozart music is important see what i mean by good music is not just opinion but fact

as for anime okay that more flexible but music is kinda with facts
User avatar #24 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
There's plenty of good music around today, there's indie artists that come up with songs that are the polar opposite of those songs you're talking about, dood.
User avatar #25 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
well his music i don't know it nor is there publicity of it and you did not even name it, and the greatest joke is there is plent of good music around today, like yeah fucken right name me some, go ahead i wana see you try

User avatar #26 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
Caravan Palace - Rock It For Me
I don't have anything offhand that you'd probably consider "good music," I listen to a lot of EDM, I was just telling you not to generalize a whole generation of music because of what's popular, dood. You can try this, though, I guess.
User avatar #32 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
okay that was awesome kinda felt like i was listening music from fallout 3 pipboy radiot

it has this certain swing in the jazz that i love, remind me of this other song i love alot

Caro Emerald - Just one dance (lyrics)
User avatar #38 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
Icky - Ring-a-Ding Baby!
Here, a remix of Jingle Jangle Jingle, dood.
User avatar #39 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
10/10 like skyrim in fallout with guns
#36 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
Prinny PSP: Over 100 favorite DOOD clips!
I read this where it says that King George IV was called Prinny for some reason, and whether or not it's true, I thought it'd be funny to put a prinny head on his body, dood.
#37 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, there's really good genres and songs still around, dood. And that song is nice, too.
User avatar #35 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
i still don't get what your profile pic
User avatar #27 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
I can generlise cuz is shit maybe kate perry and lady gaga got some good stuff but most of them is shit, okay let me rephrase my statement most of the music in this generation is shit, and very few is good

i got guest ever I'm putting mozart on so i can't give my review on the music you send me i do it tomorow
User avatar #28 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
Well, maybe you just need to try some more rather than just saying it's all shit and listening to all the pop that comes out, dood. Try some electro swing, try some drum and bass, try some metal, try some alternative, but don't just say it's all shit, that just sounds ignorant.
User avatar #29 - alphagex (08/21/2014) [-]
Implying i did not try, trust me there is gem but you need to dig deep, if you go in the past you don't need to dig dep dood
#8 - He's like a real life Bart Simpson 08/21/2014 on Eminem goes back to high... 0
#6 - Picture 08/21/2014 on Eminem goes back to high... +11
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#3 - You can add a spoon of oil for that  [+] (7 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +25
#127 - sewoyl (08/22/2014) [-]
Confirming, salt works better than oil I was wrong
User avatar #117 - cannibalvegan (08/21/2014) [-]
It also prevents the pasta from sticking together after you discard the water. I put oil or butter in after and not directly in the water if I want to store the pasta in the fridge, though, but if I eat all the pasta right away I don't add anything because it just adds more calories.
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User avatar #70 - kikisu (08/21/2014) [-]
Oil just sits on top of the water, and doesn't really help much with the sticking.
User avatar #124 - penileburglar (08/21/2014) [-]
It does if you stir it properly, because it will stick to the pasta, and it will also keep the pasta from sticking together when you drain it.
#12 - jengafag (08/21/2014) [-]
Oil is way more expensive than salt. Where do you live.. America? Conserve yourself!
#110 - Common Pepe (08/21/2014) [-]
I just bought a 2 gallon (~7 litre) container of canola oil for $5 American


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User avatar #2 - gustaviaable (07/11/2013) [-]
You don't deserve those red thumbs. I agree with you.
User avatar #4 to #2 - sewoyl (07/12/2013) [-]
Thank you, but don't worry I don't care about the red thumbs. I explained something and was happy to do so
User avatar #3 to #2 - witislimited (07/12/2013) [-]
Agreed. Funnyjunk members are full of hypocritical, angry, inconsistent **** .
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