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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/28/2014
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#173 - no sharktank? 20 hours ago on Admin reads 4chan, Major FJ... +1
#2 - Macro's and scripts get you IP banned.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Helping -2
User avatar #6 - partially (12/26/2014) [-]
not working
User avatar #3 - ministermax (12/26/2014) [-]
Except they don't.
#133 - Where about in Rochester do you dwell? I'm on the north east s… 12/26/2014 on Sounds like a party -1
#16 - odd. I use movie4k all the time and I've never gotten malware … 12/26/2014 on The Interview link 0
#58 - forgot picture 12/26/2014 on Whatever happened to... 0
#57 - I went out for a smoke with it on, The reason I'm cli…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on Whatever happened to... 0
#58 - Sewallman (12/26/2014) [-]
forgot picture
#14 - *video 12/26/2014 on The Interview link 0
#13 - Use adblock, it isn't a download, it's an embedded link.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2014 on The Interview link 0
#15 - raidaltamimi (12/26/2014) [-]
I'm having it on, still got the notifications, even it's not working
User avatar #18 - adblock (12/27/2014) [-]
maybe you just suck ass
User avatar #19 - raidaltamimi (12/27/2014) [-]
Or maybe you can't even work
User avatar #16 - Sewallman (12/26/2014) [-]
odd. I use movie4k all the time and I've never gotten malware from there.

>>#3 has alternate links.
User avatar #14 - Sewallman (12/26/2014) [-]
*video
#52 - jitbit macro. 1 click every 10 milliseconds on a repeating loo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Whatever happened to... 0
User avatar #57 - Sewallman (12/26/2014) [-]
I went out for a smoke with it on,

The reason I'm clicking every 10 milliseconds is because anything faster kills the page.
#58 - Sewallman (12/26/2014) [-]
forgot picture
#30 - Hey asshole, steam giveaways are my thing! With admin… 12/26/2014 on Winner of Steam Giveaway! 0

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#364 - Sewallman (12/07/2014) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by Sewallman
Family,
#303 - sewallman (11/20/2014) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by Sewallman
Unlikely that many of you care, but this is me with my two daughters watching me play dark souls. They're 3 years old and one year old.
#421 - theycallmesatan (12/26/2014) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image**
User avatar #417 - partially (12/26/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/ministermax this guy med het u
User avatar #418 to #417 - ministermax (12/26/2014) [-]
Except i'm not
User avatar #420 to #418 - partially (12/26/2014) [-]
except you're using except too much
User avatar #419 to #418 - partially (12/26/2014) [-]
u r med hat him
#415 - meek (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas, Amigo! Kinda surprised admin didn't give you one of those silly name extension things.   
And man, you have such a beautiful family!
Merry Christmas, Amigo! Kinda surprised admin didn't give you one of those silly name extension things.
And man, you have such a beautiful family!
User avatar #416 to #415 - Sewallman (12/25/2014) [-]
I don't really talk to admin unless he needs user advice on something,
#408 - megaflak (12/22/2014) [-]
I want to see beard
User avatar #409 to #408 - Sewallman (12/22/2014) [-]
Wait until my wife gets off work so I can use her phone to do so
User avatar #410 to #409 - megaflak (12/22/2014) [-]
Wait, you're actually still doing it?
#412 to #410 - Sewallman (12/22/2014) [-]
My wife is taking my son to a doctor's appointment after work then going shopping. This is the most recent picture of me
User avatar #413 to #412 - megaflak (12/22/2014) [-]
Cool, only about six thousand two hundred fixty-six days to go!
User avatar #414 to #413 - Sewallman (12/22/2014) [-]
I think I'm not going to stop at that point, it'd be part of my identity by then.
User avatar #411 to #410 - Sewallman (12/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it's growing like a terrorist beard.. Slow, spotty and straggly. If I trimmed it all to the same length, it'd look better.. But it looks like **** .
User avatar #403 - kanatana (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey, you still give away FJ points? Asking because I host contests on the items board on occasion, and I like doing stuff like that too.
User avatar #407 to #403 - Sewallman (12/19/2014) [-]
I sent over another 10k. In the past hour since I sent it, I've already earned another 1500 points.
User avatar #401 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
what's with your imgdino stuff
User avatar #402 to #401 - Sewallman (12/18/2014) [-]
Low on money from buying my whole family and wife's family Christmas presents. I still want to give FJ a gift in the form of a giveaway. I've made $9 since yesterday with it.. Imagine if admin made an account and stickied something.. He'd get hella cash and wouldn't need the amazon links.

But yeah, I wanna have another giveaway contest, but using FJ as a means to raise the money.
User avatar #404 to #402 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
good idea
User avatar #399 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
can you sticky forever m8
User avatar #400 to #399 - Sewallman (12/18/2014) [-]
but... ughhh, I'm working and it's hard to do on mobile.
User avatar #389 - partially (12/14/2014) [-]
do you have an auto biography of some sort?
User avatar #390 to #389 - Sewallman (12/14/2014) [-]
partially, Ha!
User avatar #391 to #390 - partially (12/14/2014) [-]
it seemed like you were some sort of fj celebrity
i came here cause trying to find where are the 20k points, but sadly i found nothing
so why do people like you so much?
User avatar #392 to #391 - Sewallman (12/14/2014) [-]
I give away points regularly, I'm top 15 on content and I help nig nogs a lot..

idk why anyone would like me, I'm a father of three and 20 years old
User avatar #393 to #392 - partially (12/14/2014) [-]
that must be some burden o:
what kind of job do you have? if you have any
but they're pretty cutie pies
User avatar #395 to #393 - Sewallman (12/16/2014) [-]
I have two jobs. I destroy trees during the day and clean floors nightly.

User avatar #396 to #395 - partially (12/16/2014) [-]
i saw some of your content earlier
you are a pretty cool guy
keep it up :d
User avatar #397 to #396 - Sewallman (12/16/2014) [-]
You've probably seen a lot of my content, I post like 800 things a day.
User avatar #398 to #397 - partially (12/16/2014) [-]
i just checked a few of the gift card ones :p
User avatar #381 to #380 - Sewallman (12/13/2014) [-]
Pokemon levels, pokemon attacks and pokemon health/damages.

I'm not much for D&D, but I'm pretty happy about the pokemon stuff.
User avatar #384 to #382 - Sewallman (12/13/2014) [-]
pokemon.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Moves

there are a **** ton, I'm sure people won't mind if they roll a pikachu and it uses something like bubble beam.. I'm sure people will just be happy that they can roll it.
User avatar #394 to #387 - Sewallman (12/16/2014) [-]
Adminnn, I have an idea for you to make money on your stickies without anyone having to pay anything. You get $3.50 per 1000 clicks (which would be easy as **** to do on a sticky)

I think that you'd earn more than amazon this way, and you can even give people a referral link and earn 10% of everything they earn as well.
User avatar #388 to #387 - Sewallman (12/13/2014) [-]
a lot of people are happy about it, and the pokemon board is estatic (not that I post there, I went to check on them though)

If anything, it gives the pokemon board something to do.

If you plan on making it so people can roll a pokemon's level, that'll be an easy 1-100.

make me a mod already :'(
User avatar #385 to #384 - Sewallman (12/13/2014) [-]
It's also in alphabetical order.

This one might be easier to copy and paste,
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_moves
User avatar #383 to #382 - Sewallman (12/13/2014) [-]
Make me a mod first

haha, just kidding.. I'll get a link for you in a second. I'm using a computer at work and it's slow as **** .
User avatar #377 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
** ************ rolls 35**
User avatar #378 to #377 - Sewallman (12/11/2014) [-]
**Sewallman rolls 46**

Hi,
#379 to #378 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
**						************					 rolls 01**
** ************ rolls 01**
User avatar #386 to #379 - Sewallman (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 1, martial ranged weapon*
#376 - Sewallman (12/11/2014) [-]
**Sewallman rolls 859**
**Sewallman rolls 859**
#375 - theguythatrolls (12/10/2014) [-]
There is nothing negative to say about you.
User avatar #367 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
so what day is it?
User avatar #368 to #367 - Sewallman (12/08/2014) [-]
The day that pearl harbor happened,
User avatar #369 to #368 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
i mean your beard progress. is that pick thats stickied it?
User avatar #370 to #369 - Sewallman (12/08/2014) [-]
You know... I don't even know. I have another 20 years to go, so I don't think I'm going to start checking until I'm 35 years old.
User avatar #371 to #370 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
good luck brother
User avatar #354 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
gg on that capital letter
User avatar #356 to #354 - Sewallman (12/06/2014) [-]
Thanks,

gg on modship
User avatar #357 to #356 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
heh that was a month ago
ive already gotten promoted twice
User avatar #358 to #357 - Sewallman (12/06/2014) [-]
In otherwords, you where the best person for the job.

You got showered in thumbs on that one post, and I honestly think you deserve it (even though admin can't spell your name).
User avatar #353 to #352 - Sewallman (12/06/2014) [-]
Capital letters are reserved for capital people.

I think I made my account when I could have made my account that way anyways.
User avatar #363 to #353 - LaBarata (12/06/2014) [-]
Capital people indeed
User avatar #355 to #353 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (12/06/2014) [-]
nah 2010 or earlier for capital I think

I've NEVER seen a 2011 account with a capital before
User avatar #350 to #349 - sewallman (12/06/2014) [-]
Did it work?
User avatar #351 to #350 - Sewallman (12/06/2014) [-]
It worked now, thanks A'min.
User avatar #360 to #359 - Sewallman (12/06/2014) [-]
Admin, I got a promotion when FJ was down from not sitting on FJ mobile at work. I'm a regular user, I just don't spend my time on FJ at home.

But thanks though
User avatar #362 to #361 - Sewallman (12/06/2014) [-]
I'm talking about when it was down from Aug 22nd until Aug 30th or so,
User avatar #347 - hashtronaut (12/05/2014) [-]
dont worry, happens to the best of us. But 8 hours ago was pretty recent to see the same post again so I thought I should let you know haha
User avatar #348 to #347 - sewallman (12/05/2014) [-]
Yeah haha. FJ only needs the same post once every week in my opinion.
User avatar #345 - arrowed (12/02/2014) [-]
imgur.com/gallery/13mAI

I thought this was you for a good 10 seconds
does your username have a capital I as an L or something? I couldnt find your page easily
User avatar #346 to #345 - sewallman (12/02/2014) [-]
You know what? I aint even mad

He's got high cheek bones like I do and **** . I can grow mine a little thicker, but that guy looks about about as native as me and natives can't grow **** for facial hair.
User avatar #327 - syrianassassin (11/28/2014) [-]
so, how many kids you hope yo have?
User avatar #328 to #327 - syrianassassin (11/28/2014) [-]
to have*
User avatar #340 to #328 - sewallman (11/28/2014) [-]
I'm done lol
User avatar #341 to #340 - syrianassassin (11/28/2014) [-]
bu. but at least you need 1 male to carry your family name
#342 to #341 - sewallman (11/28/2014) [-]
this new one is a male,

the other two are girls.
#343 to #342 - syrianassassin (11/28/2014) [-]
ooo. silly me i thought the newborn is female. and how cute your kids are

my dad brought 6 kids. im the oldest, 5 males 1 female.

my plan is to get 2 wives and 12+ kids, typical muslim dream.
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