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Sewallman

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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
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latest user's comments

#374 - You mean prison? 30 minutes ago on International Selfie Day +2
#228 - I need to make more FJ facts :/ 36 minutes ago on Fact Off 0
#14 - I'm still counting the red thumbs. If you think drinking is ba… 43 minutes ago on It's my birthday 0
#308 - It's okay. In two hours I'll be out to eat with my mother. But… 44 minutes ago on International Selfie Day +2
#16513 - Once you get it, reply to posttwo's comment 48 minutes ago on Ask a Mod 0
#16512 - Thanks guy, you're helping improve FJ  [+] (1 new reply) 48 minutes ago on Ask a Mod 0
User avatar #16513 - Sewallman (48 minutes ago) [-]
Once you get it, reply to posttwo's comment
#16510 - log out and log in a bunch  [+] (3 new replies) 50 minutes ago on Ask a Mod 0
User avatar #16511 - bobbyembry (49 minutes ago) [-]
oh...ok...if I must
User avatar #16512 - Sewallman (48 minutes ago) [-]
Thanks guy, you're helping improve FJ
User avatar #16513 - Sewallman (48 minutes ago) [-]
Once you get it, reply to posttwo's comment
#1 - What I said is, I had 1400 subscribers before admin m… 52 minutes ago on whattheheckdidido's profile 0
#38 - Picture 55 minutes ago on straightpride 0
#37 - Don't worry Keavy, I agree with you. The guy got lifetime banned tho 57 minutes ago on straightpride 0

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[ 627 comments ]
Latest users (2): Sewallman, turdvang.
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#628 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
stickied by Sewallman
The lil nigs
#643 - turdvang ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
yo
User avatar #644 to #643 - Sewallman ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I think this is the best unicorn gif I've ever seen
User avatar #645 to #644 - turdvang ONLINE (59 minutes ago) [-]
you deserve it for surviving 21 years, now you can ride heavy motorcycles and buy all types of liquor in Norway at least.
User avatar #642 - doomeythekink ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Follow your dreams you miserable ******* faggot.
User avatar #641 to #640 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
thanks xxhypergamerxx

but I was mentioned in a comment a bit ago and I saw it then. It's not new and it's taken out of context.. but what ever.
User avatar #638 - admin (06/23/2015) [-]
can I come live with you? got a spare room?
User avatar #639 to #638 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
My house is 2 bedrooms shared between me, my wife and three kids.

I can possibly send you a thank you letter in the mail,
User avatar #636 - admin (06/21/2015) [-]
happy fathers day

dads are pretty rare these days
User avatar #637 to #636 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
My two year old is in the hospital currently. I probably won't have a "happy" father's day, but I do wish one on all of the other FJ fathers on here.

Thanks dadmin,
User avatar #632 - admin (06/15/2015) [-]
anything you can say to me to convince me never to get a girl pregnant?
User avatar #633 to #632 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
It costs more money than your server bills do.
User avatar #634 to #633 - admin (06/16/2015) [-]
ouch

what about time and stress?
#635 to #634 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
Nah man, that **** is all worth it when my three year old hands me a heart shaped sandwich that was shaped by her taking bites out of it and tells me that she loves me.

My other daughter refuses to even try to be vocal, but if she doesn't sit on my lap and browse FJ with me, she gets sad.

My son's smile is worth changing his ****** diapers, pic related.. It's that smile.

Still though, they are the biggest pain in the ass that I will have ever known.. There are just a few things that my children do that I look forward to every time I decide that it's too much.
User avatar #629 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
its breeding season for the cats now

where is the 4th kids!
User avatar #630 to #629 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Vasectomy master race reporting in,

Never.
User avatar #631 to #630 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD

but why!
User avatar #627 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
N I G S
User avatar #621 - corporate ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Hey can you send me the pic you tried uploading that gave you the bug? I'm gonna test it
User avatar #622 to #621 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Look at any post I've done in the past two hours. 90% of them have me bugs but I kept retrying until they worked
User avatar #623 to #622 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Two or threes hors
User avatar #624 to #623 - corporate ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Can you try again and screenshot the errors you get?
User avatar #625 to #624 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
I'm at work on FJ mobile right now, I can try one thing
User avatar #626 to #625 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Did two tests, one with a single picture and one with multiple..

All is fine with mobile
User avatar #614 - admin (06/08/2015) [-]
you there? can you send you something?
User avatar #615 to #614 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
What??

Yes I'm here.
User avatar #617 to #615 - admin (06/08/2015) [-]
sent
User avatar #616 to #615 - admin (06/08/2015) [-]
check your PMs in 2 minute
User avatar #618 to #616 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
Got it,
User avatar #619 to #618 - admin (06/08/2015) [-]
hope you find that useful
User avatar #620 to #619 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
I've been doing other things the past few days, typically I do stuff from other places.
User avatar #611 - admin (06/08/2015) [-]
Is the top users ranking by content fixed?
User avatar #613 to #611 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
Nohp, still fukked
User avatar #612 to #611 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
I think so,
User avatar #608 - maybetraffy (06/05/2015) [-]
you suck
User avatar #609 to #608 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
No u
User avatar #605 - admin (06/04/2015) [-]
if you're here in a week i have an exclusive feature that only a few users will be able to test
#610 to #605 - athale ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
Sewall #2 reporting for duty
User avatar #606 to #605 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
I'll be here. You can bet your ass on that.
User avatar #603 - admin (06/04/2015) [-]
anything broken on the site now?
User avatar #607 to #603 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
Wait, yes.

top in 24 hours is broked
User avatar #604 to #603 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
Nope
User avatar #597 - timelordjam (06/03/2015) [-]
What ended up happening with that beard post you made like...a year ago or something

any updates?
User avatar #598 to #597 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
My face started on fire like a month ago, the ER made me lose the facial scruff to find and treat burns.

Minimal damage to skin cuz of beard. I'm trying again though. It's growing a lot faster/thicker this time around.
User avatar #599 to #598 - timelordjam (06/03/2015) [-]
you understand its hard to believe that, right?
#600 to #599 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
This was like 4 months in or so on my last go

What I currently have isn't as long, but it's thicker
User avatar #601 to #600 - timelordjam (06/03/2015) [-]
that coat/jacket looks swanky
#602 to #601 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
This is how it looks after roughly a month now.

I'm hoping it will look better than what I had going before. Girls where afraid of my face
User avatar #593 - admin (06/03/2015) [-]
nice gifs
User avatar #595 to #593 - Sewallman ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
Thanks. I'm making you next.
User avatar #596 to #595 - admin (06/03/2015) [-]
you better make me a tranny
#589 - revisempai ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
i failed you as a rival sewallman, i got a truck and had to work on it for like a week so i couldn't post and fell behind in ranking.
i failed you as a rival sewallman, i got a truck and had to work on it for like a week so i couldn't post and fell behind in ranking.
User avatar #591 to #589 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
Just to think though, I **** post with 3 kids, a wife and two jobs.
User avatar #594 to #591 - admin (06/03/2015) [-]
alpha
User avatar #579 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Imagenetsux, my phone is being stupid. I'm sorry.
User avatar #580 to #579 - imagnetsux ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
its ok. my message said that i don't think im going to lose my faith anytime soon. i plan to fight through this, even if it's really hard.
User avatar #581 to #580 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Like I had said, I can't talk about your faith in an assuring manner but I do respect it. If you have any questions, you could probably talk to the members of your church and find the answers you're looking for, to help you fight for it.
User avatar #582 to #581 - imagnetsux ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
i understand. that's not really what im asking for anyway. i just had this urge to seek out someone to talk to, to help fight the loneliness i feel sometimes.
User avatar #583 to #582 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Nah man. You ever need a person to talk to, I'm here
User avatar #584 to #583 - imagnetsux ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
thanks man. it just hurts so much sometimes. it helps to hear a few kind word from a friend.
User avatar #585 to #584 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
I completely understand. I spend hours in silence every night while at work, it's nice to talk.
User avatar #587 to #585 - imagnetsux ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
i think i'll go to sleep soon. thanks for being here for me tonight.
User avatar #586 to #585 - imagnetsux ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
yeah it really is. especially when I've been holding it back, which is not good for you.
User avatar #588 to #586 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
ipod died, night man.
#573 - murrlogic (05/23/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #574 to #573 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Wait.. Is she only a torso?
#575 to #574 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #576 to #575 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Very good, how're you?
User avatar #577 to #576 - murrlogic (05/23/2015) [-]
Masturbating to all my new LoK art while trying to get my hands on some more.
User avatar #578 to #577 - Sewallman ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
So, good?
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