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#464 - Wish me luck on the outside. 03/18/2015 on Sewallman's profile 0
#92 - Just saying, this guy could have very easily lost his license …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Rekt -5
User avatar #103 - jzwangpk (02/03/2015) [-]
I doubt it. HIPAA primarily regulates information that can be reasonably used to ID a single patient. Yes, that's vague as fuck, but even so, 'infants with weak lungs and hearts' hardly tells you who the patients are - it's not exactly a super rare condition. The level of specificity in 'acute lymphoblastic leukemia' miiight get him in trouble, but he said 'kids', implying clearly that he has more than one patient suffering from that, so again you can't positively ID a patient from that. HIPAA is designed to maintain patient anonymity and privacy; saying 'I have patients with X disease' hardly exposes said patients' personal information, unless they're the only one with X disease in the whole hospital. But saying something more specific, like 'The patient in bed A with X disease' will definitely get you in hot water.

I could be wrong; I don't know what your medical experience is. But I've volunteered with the American Red Cross for six years, volunteered in my local hospital for two years, shadowed in the OR in another hospital, applied for an internship at yet another hospital, and read summaries of HIPAA itself (not the full text though, ain't nobody got time fo' dat) because as a pre-med student I like to be informed. I've taken my fair share of training courses dealing with patient privacy. Not trying to be arrogant; just stating the facts and what I've learned from my experience.
User avatar #95 - captainprincess (02/03/2015) [-]
On the flipside, I would if I was ever a parent immediately go to him
I would be glad for having my ass kicked into parenting right, atleast concerning health
#473 - Petition dadmin, I've asked and he's said that I've got too mu…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Sewallman's profile 0
User avatar #474 - zeldamasterace (02/04/2015) [-]
thats silly
#5094813 - If you don't believe me.. here's this.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5094818 - Russian Reversal (02/02/2015) [-]
Well we're not new users... So we're depressed?
#5094812 - Free 7 day text item to the first person to make me laugh! W…  [+] (50 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Play items +2
User avatar #5094883 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
Thank you.
#5094880 - PopcornViking (02/02/2015) [-]
#5094837 - mairon (02/02/2015) [-]
#5094833 - donor (02/02/2015) [-]
**donor used "*roll picture*"**
**donor rolled image**
so funny :0
#5094835 - donor (02/02/2015) [-]
depressed too so gib
User avatar #5094839 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
Yes, same here.
www.funnyjunk.com/Are+you+depressed/text/5436532/87#87

this shit still isn't resolved, she won't even text me back.
User avatar #5094834 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
is he trying to figure out what that smell is or is he sad wiping away a tear? I can't decide XD
User avatar #5094836 - donor (02/02/2015) [-]
probably both :•0
User avatar #5094853 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh dear lol
#5094829 - awomanscorned (02/02/2015) [-]
watching this along with "Ich tu dir weh" by Rammstein ...top kek
User avatar #5094823 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
womens rights
#5094855 - fitemeirlbro (02/02/2015) [-]
U r a faggit lub not for this comment you are jus a faggit in general
User avatar #5094856 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
2014 called they want their avatar back
User avatar #5094858 - fitemeirlbro (02/02/2015) [-]
Tell 2014 ok
User avatar #5094861 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
they hung up :C
User avatar #5094862 - fitemeirlbro (02/02/2015) [-]
R00d
User avatar #5094864 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
2014 is the real faggit here I think we can all agree on that
User avatar #5094868 - fitemeirlbro (02/02/2015) [-]
Nah its you
User avatar #5094869 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
aw you got me, but cant blame a faggit for trying tho ;) ;) ;)
User avatar #5094871 - fitemeirlbro (02/02/2015) [-]
Yes you can
User avatar #5094872 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
penis
User avatar #5094873 - fitemeirlbro (02/02/2015) [-]
No one asked what your favourite food was
#5094822 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
too bad those are account bound, eh?
User avatar #5094824 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
he has a special kind tho. look at his itums
User avatar #5094832 - donor (02/02/2015) [-]
I need one as a unique now :•0
User avatar #5094840 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
my first thought lel
User avatar #5094825 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
oh, that's amazing.
User avatar #5094826 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
i know im literally dying
User avatar #5094831 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
I've never had colored text....how does one get gifted colored text O.o?
User avatar #5094838 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
erm either by sucking admins dick like OP here did, but normally you have to make OC content and get 500 thumbs or something. in the good ol days the top 10 users (most thumbs on the board) would get colored text, so over half the board always had colored text. it was fabulous
User avatar #5094843 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/items/5094833#5094833
damn links don't wanna work for me.
User avatar #5094842 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
>> to 5094833,
he's not doing what he's supposed to with those.
User avatar #5094846 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
>contests tho
User avatar #5094849 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
yeah, I misread. Today has been shit pile after shit pile since I got up. My brain isn't working in my best interest today. I apologize.
User avatar #5094854 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
thats ok beb, i know the feel. hope you feel better soon <69
User avatar #5094857 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
Thanks. I dunno why but today is just shit-ville. Seems nothing is going right and now I get to figure out a way to pay my rent. Might have to walk across town in a foot of snow with holes in my shoes and I don't want to because I JUST got over being sick. I'm just hoping my mom gets back in town because the office closes.
*hugs*
User avatar #5094863 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
aww that sucks to hear. maybe find something to distract yourself with, like watch a funny movie or something. I always do that when im feeling down. as for the shoes: put plastic bag inside/outside your shoe mayb? it might get a little sweaty but at least not snowy
User avatar #5094870 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
I might consider that if she doesn't get here in time. I was thinking of duct taping the inside and outside after some gorilla glue. I dunno, worked last time. Not sure about this time though lol the hole is around where the steel is sewn into the toe.
User avatar #5094876 - lub (02/02/2015) [-]
I wish you good luck then, young traveler. May Hydra have mercy on your feet.
User avatar #5094877 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
My mom just called me. I'm getting a ride and then I think I'm asking her to buy me some new shoes since I have to fork over $200 for my energy bill >.<

be back in a few, good luck in winning that colored text.
#5094821 - hongkongdingdong (02/02/2015) [-]
Duck you and your pissy birch
faggoy
#5094819 - anonasdaasdasd (02/02/2015) [-]
Maybe this one?
#5094820 - anonasdaasdasd (02/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #5094866 - pyrain (02/02/2015) [-]
that is awesome.
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User avatar #5094815 - caucasianblackbear (02/02/2015) [-]
joshlol
#5094814 - wethepixelisgod (02/02/2015) [-]
#5094813 - Sewallman (02/02/2015) [-]
If you don't believe me.. here's this.
User avatar #5094818 - Russian Reversal (02/02/2015) [-]
Well we're not new users... So we're depressed?
#111 - 60affe, same as my name.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on What is Admin? +1
User avatar #113 - roxasftw (02/02/2015) [-]
Thanks mate
<3
#98 - I made a text post asking people about why their depressed. I …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2015 on What is Admin? +2
User avatar #105 - roxasftw (02/02/2015) [-]
Hey, real quick question, what's your coloured text colour code?
I love the blue
User avatar #111 - Sewallman (02/02/2015) [-]
60affe,

same as my name.
User avatar #113 - roxasftw (02/02/2015) [-]
Thanks mate
<3
#10 - *content comment  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Free Text Items 0
User avatar #11 - girguy (02/01/2015) [-]
SHEEEEEEE
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Free Text Items +7
#67 - thedecodedgamer (02/02/2015) [-]
#4 - It makes your comment text a cool color for 7 days.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Free Text Items +1
User avatar #8 - misterspectre (02/01/2015) [-]
Sounds silly. I'll stick with what I got. <3

Thanks for the info though.

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User avatar #464 - Sewallman (03/18/2015) [-]
stickied by Sewallman
www.funnyjunk.com/Last+post/text/5487011

Wish me luck on the outside.
User avatar #465 - zaxzwim ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
you did it, it seems you have actually left
#480 - anonymous (03/02/2015) [-]
RIP IN PEACE
#479 - theycallmesatan (02/24/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image**
User avatar #476 - roxasftw (02/12/2015) [-]
Hey Sewallman, I can't use the coloured text you gave me, what's up with that? Do you have to wait a month or something?
User avatar #475 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/12/2015) [-]
Where'd you go sewall?
User avatar #472 - zeldamasterace (02/03/2015) [-]
why aren't you a mod yet?

i feel like you should be a mod

User avatar #473 to #472 - Sewallman (02/03/2015) [-]
Petition dadmin, I've asked and he's said that I've got too much of a life to be a mod.
User avatar #474 to #473 - zeldamasterace (02/04/2015) [-]
thats silly
User avatar #471 - endodoobiesmoke ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
thanks for the item bro (nice family pic there too m8, got a boy and a girl of my own 5 and 3yo and they're quite a handful good luck on your ventures with them)
User avatar #470 - roxasftw (02/02/2015) [-]
10/10 Bretty kewl guy
User avatar #463 - progex (01/31/2015) [-]
show your facepubes.

it's been what? 6 months?
User avatar #469 to #468 - progex (02/02/2015) [-]
hahaha +1
User avatar #457 - imagnetsux (01/27/2015) [-]
don't listen to pizzaweed, your beard is cool.
User avatar #459 to #457 - Sewallman (01/28/2015) [-]
You know, pizzaweed is correct, my beard is pretty bad. It's like if Joe Dirt went unkempt.
User avatar #460 to #459 - pizzaweed ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Well, it's not like I hate it or anything. It's just that it could be better
User avatar #461 to #460 - Sewallman (01/28/2015) [-]
Could be a lot better.
User avatar #462 to #461 - pizzaweed ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
I'm sure it will get there
User avatar #458 to #457 - pizzaweed ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
ehhhhhhh
#455 - arvali (01/27/2015) [-]
hello der
hello der
User avatar #456 to #455 - Sewallman (01/27/2015) [-]
Heya, guy.
#450 - cunninglinguist (01/27/2015) [-]
Ms. Angela Antonio   
861 Acacia Ave. Ext.,   
Ayala Alabang Village,   
Muntinlupa City,   
Philippines   
1780
Ms. Angela Antonio
861 Acacia Ave. Ext.,
Ayala Alabang Village,
Muntinlupa City,
Philippines
1780
User avatar #451 to #450 - Sewallman (01/27/2015) [-]
What kind of postage would I need to send it to the Philippines?


I'll do it, but I wanna know how much my ***** 'n giggles is going to cost me this time around.
User avatar #452 to #451 - cunninglinguist (01/27/2015) [-]
I... don't think it would cost a lot. Barely anything, I'm guessing. I think regular mail would be fine
User avatar #453 to #452 - Sewallman (01/27/2015) [-]
I'll just bring it to a place and pay for postage there. No worries guy. I don't get paid until thursday, so I won't do it until then.
#454 to #453 - cunninglinguist (01/27/2015) [-]
You're a wonderful human bean
You're a wonderful human bean
User avatar #448 - shadowrated (01/24/2015) [-]
they need to make you mod
User avatar #449 to #448 - Sewallman (01/24/2015) [-]
That'd be cool and all, but I doubt it'd ever happen,

Admin's excuses so far is that I have too much of a life and my content is more valuable than my comments.
#444 - mobilebull (01/22/2015) [-]
**mobilebull used "*roll picture*"**
**mobilebull rolled image**
Sewallman, how do I get a nice family like yours?
User avatar #445 to #444 - Sewallman (01/22/2015) [-]
Step one,
Don't be ugly

Step two
Stick your dick in a non ugly female

Results?
Non ugly children.
User avatar #446 to #445 - mobilebull (01/22/2015) [-]
so you telling me, I need a woman and not a hand to get kids
User avatar #442 - Smushy (01/20/2015) [-]
omg your family is beautiful. I just came here to add you and leave a friendly comment. Also you signed up for funnyjunk 10 days before i did in 2011. We got a account the same year.
User avatar #443 to #442 - Sewallman (01/20/2015) [-]
You posted a very friendly comment, thanks.

And so I guess I could have made my account with a capital letter in it to begin with, instead of admin giving the privilege to me,
User avatar #439 - partially (01/19/2015) [-]
timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
User avatar #440 to #439 - Sewallman (01/19/2015) [-]
who?
User avatar #441 to #440 - partially (01/19/2015) [-]
gimme ur points pls
#432 - superblade (01/17/2015) [-]
Who's being drawing DICKS?
User avatar #433 to #432 - Sewallman (01/17/2015) [-]
I named my son buddy, topest and longest of keks.
User avatar #434 to #433 - superblade (01/17/2015) [-]
So how's the life of a father is?
User avatar #435 to #434 - Sewallman (01/17/2015) [-]
It's k, my son is crying, my wife wanted to give me head, and my daughter is eating cheerios.
User avatar #436 to #435 - superblade (01/17/2015) [-]
Head? Like a blowjob?
User avatar #437 to #436 - Sewallman (01/17/2015) [-]
Lettuce, bro.. Lettuce.
User avatar #438 to #437 - superblade (01/17/2015) [-]
Ohhhh, alright
#429 - mobilebull (01/14/2015) [-]
**mobilebull used "*roll picture*"**
**mobilebull rolled image** Here is a picture of your family, do you like it
User avatar #430 to #429 - Sewallman (01/14/2015) [-]
My daughter is 'llergic to kitties :/
#431 to #430 - mobilebull (01/14/2015) [-]
**mobilebull used "*roll picture*"**
**mobilebull rolled image** I got another picture of them, is this picture better?=
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