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Bitch is blaming me for ruining her life. All I did was get her child taken away and her boyfriend to leave her. Check comments for story.comment
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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    worth it, worth it,
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    Admin should do this for October Admin should do this for October
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    It's easy when you're made of wood It's easy when you're made of wood

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#642904 - Picture 8 minutes ago on Pokemon 0
#3 - nty 7 hours ago on Problem Solved +1
#18 - Hey, do yourself a favor and add a "subscribe to me for m… 7 hours ago on redpanels's profile 0
#1 - I'm not judging or anything.. But if you go on the top pages o…  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Problem Solved +5
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#4 - europe (2 hours ago) [-]
I never didn't agree, faggot
#52 - At first, I didn't agree with you.. But you seem to understand…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on A-Blazing Atheist +2
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#63 - eloitsmee (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, drugs doesn't help and nor does sharing a land border with Mexico. Gun controls can work wonders for island nations, but you've got a border with cartels and massive crime rates. It's inevitably going to seep across the border, as it does.

Also the US is far too large and there are far too many weapons to round up for it to even be feasible. Plus you guys love your guns, so I don't think the Federal Government can even try to take them away without a fight. Also the massive gun manufacturing business would never let their best customers go like that. Finally I believe guns are needed in your country due to the criminals that will never gun their weapons up, so you need to protect yourselves.

TL;DR: I'm happy my country is without firearms, but it's best you guys keep them.
#642893 - Got a charizard within my day trip to London, just sitting aro…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Pokemon 0
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#642902 - lotengo (11 minutes ago) [-]
I had no wifi when I went to london
#642904 - Sewallman (8 minutes ago) [-]
#642892 - For everyone around London, Holland park is primo fo… 9 hours ago on Pokemon 0
#17 - They even sell things, where it's idiot-proof not to **** up w… 22 hours ago on A-Blazing Atheist +2
#16 - They made sure enough not to let prisoners have weapons.. But … 22 hours ago on A-Blazing Atheist +9
#15 - You can walk into harbor freight and pick up a tool to mill it…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on A-Blazing Atheist +5
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#17 - Sewallman (22 hours ago) [-]
They even sell things, where it's idiot-proof not to fuck up with a common household tool such as a drill or router.

www.80percentarms.com/collections/lower-jigs/products/80-ar-15-easy-jig

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