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|#20 - Oh wow! It completely slipped my mind that Cortana was one of … [+] (1 new reply)||02/21/2015 on 50 Shades of Halo||+10|
|#6 - Picture [+] (4 new replies)||02/21/2015 on dance of a thousand penises||+5|
#18 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
you got source on that pic?
#52 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
It is a manga.
|#42 - So, as far as U.S. military goes, the Navy SEALS are as badass… [+] (13 new replies)||02/21/2015 on Navy SEALs Fact Compilation||+1|
#128 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
Force Recon, Scout Snipers, Rangers, Green Berets, SEALS, Delta Force.
take your pick
they are the best in the world at what they do. there are dozens of joint exercises where some eurotrash fuckass claims they beat american forces but its a farce. we never take that shit seriously and its hardly a baseline otherwise.
theres a reason i have a standing bounty on my head as a marine sniper. i am not allowed back in the middle east unless it is on military orders.
#186 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
no need to proove it.
ISIS alqaida and anyone who hates americans there fears snipers enough to reward anyone who kills one.
not just snipers. marksmen too. ask anyone who was over there. if you had a scope on your rifle. you were a wanted man and they did not like you.
#105 - somuchfreedom (02/21/2015) [-]
Delta would be a candidate for sure, but considering nobody really knows all the shit they do, you can't make an accurate call, and my military buddies all say that there are some black ops groups that you never hear about just like in the movies where mother fuckers just dissapear from existence and are never heard from again because of the nature of the work they do
#58 - TardytheTurtle (02/21/2015) [-]
there is special operations where they take people from all branches and make a team just out of the best no matter what and they have to go through just about all the specialized school
my dad my mom's stepdad and my stepdad were all special operations
PTSD out the ass and i was only able to join the military because i wasn't going into a combat role
|#14 - Everyone seems to know of this song except me. I don't know of… [+] (2 new replies)||02/21/2015 on machismo man||0|
#25 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
once you end the game and can play as Jack Marston, there is a quest called remember my family in the city (forgot the name), but you duel the man who betrayed you and the credits roll to the song. Great ending
|#14 - Am I the only one who wasn't really a fan of her appearance in… [+] (30 new replies)||02/21/2015 on 50 Shades of Halo||+103|
#96 - severepwner (02/21/2015) [-]
Maybe a little. Also at this point, John was in his late 30s or early 40s (biologically). I liked in Halo 3 when she looked like a goddess in her late 30s. Now she looks so young and different it doesn't even feel like the same character, doesn't feel like the same person I rescued from High Charity.
#90 - legocompiler (02/21/2015) [-]
I have this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach that Cortana will make an appearance as her persona is split into innumerable copies ending up on devices throughout the Halo universe. She develops a personality for each iteration that fits her experiences from that perspective. All this just so that Microsoft has that extra pitch to real world consumers who can now have a Cortana copy of their own on their Microsoft Holo.
#60 - masdercheef (02/21/2015) [-]
#52, I still hold out hope that somehow she'll be back. I usually don't like it when series revive dead characters, but this is the one exception I'd be willing to make.
Spoiler alert for anyone who hasn't read Halo: Escalation If that bastard Didact is still alive Cortana had better damn well have survived too.
#120 - viscerys (02/21/2015) [-]
It's not beyond the realm of possibility that she comes back though. Remember - she's basically an OS. All they would need to do would be to reinstall her. I reckon it could have some awesome character drama going on if they brought in a new Cortana, but she lacks all of the quirks, and Chief just can't understand what's going with her or some shit like that.
#186 - masdercheef (02/21/2015) [-]
That was one of the problems actually. During Halo 4 she even makes note of that, which can be clearly seen in the transcript of the end cutscene of the level Composer;
Cortana remains silent for a moment.
Cortana: "They will pair you with another AI. Maybe even another Cortana model if Halsey lets them."
John looks and turns toward her.
John-117: "That's not going to happen."
Cortana: "It won't be me, you know that, right?"
So sure, they could technically always make another Cortana considering they used a clone of Halsey's brain the first time... but it wouldn't be Cortana, just another AI with her name.
#121 - MDrDeathC (02/21/2015) [-]
That's not how I remember it. Been years since I played or read anything Halo related, but my understanding was this:
All AIs of this type undergo corruption called rampancy over time. It makes them go fucking crazy and degrade. Cortana begins to undergo it at an accelerated rate because of all the extremely complex things she does interfacing with alien tech.
she was based on a scan of a human brain, the only way to produce such a human AI. Her source was Halsey.
The only way to repair rampancy is to rescan the source brain, meaning that after Halsey is killed Cortana's fate, a slide into madness, is sealed. It's sad, but having Cortana take it easy will prevent further degradation.
the mission forces her to keep driving herself insane to save Chief, further and further, every time she works to save Chief she's destroying herself tangibly. She tries to hide it at first but Chief notices and tries to prevent it. He fails and Cortana basically tears herself apart for his sake, eventually being utterly destroyed with no chance of recovery because not only was she, Cortana, completely driven to the point of information - theoretic death but Halsey, the last hope of bringing Cortana back from any stage before that, has been dead for a long time.
she's completely gone. Destroyed, forever and completely, and it was an excruciating thing they both feared and struggled against but Chief had to fight and Cortana loved him enough to destroy herself acting as his support. That selfless love is what causes John, Master Chief, to become more human as opposed to being an engineered weapon just long enough to make him vulnerable and then it shatters him.
#76 - darthblam (02/21/2015) [-]
I need to read Escalation, I found it online a while ago and haven't read anything after the first issue...
Though I've read the Kilo-five trilogy and I love that they are incorporating aspects of that story into the games.
Like Osman becoming head of ONI and Jul M'dama creating and leading that cult.
I hope there's a little talk over what happened to Naomi, Vaz, and the others.
#74 - darthblam (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm really not too happy about this Locke guy..
I thought Nightfall was shit. The way an incredibly professional squad of ONI operatives completely fall apart and act so childish is bullshit.
Way too much pretentiousness going around, too much bullshit. Locke was not a special character to me at all.
#62 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
But they said they would kill him too. John is going to die.
Bungee choe pporly to abandon Chief and Cortana, because 343 is bunch of idiots.
They call him a hero. Heroes are remembered.
Bungee called Master Chief is a legend, and legends never die.
#19 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
why the fuck does it matter what an ai chooses to look like? she could be a fucking walrus for all i care
#44 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
LMFAO That was funny. Deal with it.
|#25 - I guess you could get a kid GTA IV then, that seems to be one … [+] (3 new replies)||02/21/2015 on Missunderstood||0|
#37 - adrilazzaro (02/21/2015) [-]
disagree, I started playing san andreas when i was 8/9, it really didnt traumatize me or anything. Maybe it's the 3rd world country culture which makes me a bit biased but in my experience children will see most of the drugs/violence/whatever through other media like movies or songs. It's really about good parenting and explaining to your kid the differences between reality and video games
#52 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
I got my first GTA games in the second grade, and I turned out ok
except for the social anxiety
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#86 - immatakeaduty (02/19/2015) [-]
i thought maybe you just no upload an image like this foo.
when I saw yours, I thought of all the little youngins on FB using MFW, TFW, YFW without knowing WTF, yk?
sry bby gurl, I didn't mean to offend you
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