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#20 - Oh wow! It completely slipped my mind that Cortana was one of …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on 50 Shades of Halo +10
User avatar #24 - chuckbillrow (02/21/2015) [-]
anon put the idea of a cutscene where Cortana randomly pops up as a walrus and it is just 2 minutes of master chief being confused

I would be willing to put up with the crappy console FPS BS for that
#6 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2015 on dance of a thousand penises +5
#7 - thereapercraft (02/21/2015) [-]
every time I see this I think of uzumaki
#18 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
you got source on that pic?
#82 - thereapercraft (02/22/2015) [-]
yes it's a manga called uzumaki or spiral it's really good and incredibly creepy and disturbing.
#52 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
It is a manga.
#42 - So, as far as U.S. military goes, the Navy SEALS are as badass…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Navy SEALs Fact Compilation +1
#128 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
Force Recon, Scout Snipers, Rangers, Green Berets, SEALS, Delta Force.
take your pick
they are the best in the world at what they do. there are dozens of joint exercises where some eurotrash fuckass claims they beat american forces but its a farce. we never take that shit seriously and its hardly a baseline otherwise.

theres a reason i have a standing bounty on my head as a marine sniper. i am not allowed back in the middle east unless it is on military orders.
User avatar #153 - severepwner (02/21/2015) [-]
I'd ask you to prove that bounty thing, but that would probably be near impossible even if it was true.
#186 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
no need to proove it.
ISIS alqaida and anyone who hates americans there fears snipers enough to reward anyone who kills one.
not just snipers. marksmen too. ask anyone who was over there. if you had a scope on your rifle. you were a wanted man and they did not like you.
User avatar #105 - somuchfreedom (02/21/2015) [-]
Delta would be a candidate for sure, but considering nobody really knows all the shit they do, you can't make an accurate call, and my military buddies all say that there are some black ops groups that you never hear about just like in the movies where mother fuckers just dissapear from existence and are never heard from again because of the nature of the work they do
#61 - refaim (02/21/2015) [-]
SEALs, Army Rangers, and the Marine sniper corps are the tops.
User avatar #103 - somuchfreedom (02/21/2015) [-]
there are plenty of guys in the military who would argue that the rangers don't belong on that list of three you just gave
User avatar #72 - severepwner (02/21/2015) [-]
Which is tip top?
User avatar #77 - RiflemanFunny (02/21/2015) [-]
In Spec-Ops? Delta Force is.
#73 - refaim (02/21/2015) [-]
hard to say, depends on what you're looking for. SEALs for any type of stealth/infiltration. Rangers for typical grunt work/battlefield badassery. And Marine snipers for......well sniping.
User avatar #74 - severepwner (02/21/2015) [-]
But don't SEALS have snipers? Wouldn't they be better than marines?
#76 - refaim (02/21/2015) [-]
They do have snipers, but the Marine Corps has the best snipers in the world. Literally, in the world. Last I checked at least. The one SEAL that I know personally was trained in marksmanship by a Marine sniper.
User avatar #58 - TardytheTurtle (02/21/2015) [-]
there is special operations where they take people from all branches and make a team just out of the best no matter what and they have to go through just about all the specialized school
my dad my mom's stepdad and my stepdad were all special operations
PTSD out the ass and i was only able to join the military because i wasn't going into a combat role
User avatar #44 - antzell (02/21/2015) [-]
#14 - Everyone seems to know of this song except me. I don't know of…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2015 on machismo man 0
#25 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]

spoiler warning
once you end the game and can play as Jack Marston, there is a quest called remember my family in the city (forgot the name), but you duel the man who betrayed you and the credits roll to the song. Great ending
User avatar #27 - severepwner (02/21/2015) [-]
I know that, but I must have not watched the credits far enough.
#14 - Am I the only one who wasn't really a fan of her appearance in…  [+] (30 new replies) 02/21/2015 on 50 Shades of Halo +103
User avatar #188 - sliferzpwns (02/21/2015) [-]
That is what they did, they gave her short hair, and made her look to be in her 20s. What you just said equates to: "You know what they should do to make master chief look more military? make his suit dark green" nigguh dont know bout Cortana
User avatar #94 - baronvonhuckle (02/21/2015) [-]
She was a bit gap-toothed in #4 wasn't she?
User avatar #96 - severepwner (02/21/2015) [-]
Maybe a little. Also at this point, John was in his late 30s or early 40s (biologically). I liked in Halo 3 when she looked like a goddess in her late 30s. Now she looks so young and different it doesn't even feel like the same character, doesn't feel like the same person I rescued from High Charity.
User avatar #145 - iamkagji (02/21/2015) [-]
Well, to be fair, she IS rampant and thus insane. Her appearance is whatever she wants it to be, and as an AI's mind starts to slip they change in pretty much every way.
User avatar #90 - legocompiler (02/21/2015) [-]
I have this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach that Cortana will make an appearance as her persona is split into innumerable copies ending up on devices throughout the Halo universe. She develops a personality for each iteration that fits her experiences from that perspective. All this just so that Microsoft has that extra pitch to real world consumers who can now have a Cortana copy of their own on their Microsoft Holo.
User avatar #135 - whycanticaps (02/21/2015) [-]
She is hard light now, she is probably still kicking somewhere
User avatar #147 - iamkagji (02/21/2015) [-]
she's also insane
User avatar #85 - fargfive (02/21/2015) [-]
As far as I'm concerned, nothing after the end of Halo 3 ever happened. It's all John dreaming in cryosleep or something.
User avatar #47 - anangrytaco (02/21/2015) [-]
i didn't like her so much in 4. Preferred her appearance in 3.
User avatar #46 - checkemninja (02/21/2015) [-]
I liked her young sexiness in 4
#30 - captchakid (02/21/2015) [-]
I thought she looked the best in Halo 4. I was super angry when they killed her off. They killed the main character. Ever since 1, you were protecting her. Your job was to do that. They killed her. I cri.
#60 - masdercheef (02/21/2015) [-]
>>#52, I still hold out hope that somehow she'll be back. I usually don't like it when series revive dead characters, but this is the one exception I'd be willing to make.

Spoiler alert for anyone who hasn't read Halo: Escalation If that bastard Didact is still alive Cortana had better damn well have survived too.
User avatar #120 - viscerys (02/21/2015) [-]
It's not beyond the realm of possibility that she comes back though. Remember - she's basically an OS. All they would need to do would be to reinstall her. I reckon it could have some awesome character drama going on if they brought in a new Cortana, but she lacks all of the quirks, and Chief just can't understand what's going with her or some shit like that.
User avatar #186 - masdercheef (02/21/2015) [-]
That was one of the problems actually. During Halo 4 she even makes note of that, which can be clearly seen in the transcript of the end cutscene of the level Composer;

Cortana remains silent for a moment.
Cortana: "They will pair you with another AI. Maybe even another Cortana model if Halsey lets them."
John looks and turns toward her.
John-117: "That's not going to happen."
Cortana: "It won't be me, you know that, right?"

So sure, they could technically always make another Cortana considering they used a clone of Halsey's brain the first time... but it wouldn't be Cortana, just another AI with her name.
#121 - MDrDeathC (02/21/2015) [-]
That's not how I remember it. Been years since I played or read anything Halo related, but my understanding was this:

All AIs of this type undergo corruption called rampancy over time. It makes them go fucking crazy and degrade. Cortana begins to undergo it at an accelerated rate because of all the extremely complex things she does interfacing with alien tech.

she was based on a scan of a human brain, the only way to produce such a human AI. Her source was Halsey.

The only way to repair rampancy is to rescan the source brain, meaning that after Halsey is killed Cortana's fate, a slide into madness, is sealed. It's sad, but having Cortana take it easy will prevent further degradation.

the mission forces her to keep driving herself insane to save Chief, further and further, every time she works to save Chief she's destroying herself tangibly. She tries to hide it at first but Chief notices and tries to prevent it. He fails and Cortana basically tears herself apart for his sake, eventually being utterly destroyed with no chance of recovery because not only was she, Cortana, completely driven to the point of information - theoretic death but Halsey, the last hope of bringing Cortana back from any stage before that, has been dead for a long time.

she's completely gone. Destroyed, forever and completely, and it was an excruciating thing they both feared and struggled against but Chief had to fight and Cortana loved him enough to destroy herself acting as his support. That selfless love is what causes John, Master Chief, to become more human as opposed to being an engineered weapon just long enough to make him vulnerable and then it shatters him.
User avatar #234 - opposed (02/22/2015) [-]
thank you for your opposition, have a nice day!
User avatar #76 - darthblam (02/21/2015) [-]
I need to read Escalation, I found it online a while ago and haven't read anything after the first issue...

Though I've read the Kilo-five trilogy and I love that they are incorporating aspects of that story into the games.
Like Osman becoming head of ONI and Jul M'dama creating and leading that cult.

I hope there's a little talk over what happened to Naomi, Vaz, and the others.
User avatar #52 - darthblam (02/21/2015) [-]
You know she's coming back.
And the great part about all this is that John is becoming an actual character.
He's finding his humanity, he's no longer just a weapon.
User avatar #63 - johnnygat (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm worried about the new playable character, Locke, because he's a younger black guy that 343 is trying to set up in Halo Nightfall meaning that 343 may try to kill off Master Chief at some point to make Locke the new main main character.
User avatar #74 - darthblam (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm really not too happy about this Locke guy..
I thought Nightfall was shit. The way an incredibly professional squad of ONI operatives completely fall apart and act so childish is bullshit.
Way too much pretentiousness going around, too much bullshit. Locke was not a special character to me at all.
#193 - rollfourexplain (02/21/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,335**

Yikes. I hope they get better writers.
#62 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
But they said they would kill him too. John is going to die.
Bungee choe pporly to abandon Chief and Cortana, because 343 is bunch of idiots.
They call him a hero. Heroes are remembered.
Bungee called Master Chief is a legend, and legends never die.
#45 - skorpius (02/21/2015) [-]
Master Chief's thing at the end after Cortana dies near broke my heart.
#48 - severepwner (02/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #23 - enemyoftrn (02/21/2015) [-]
In Halo 4, Cortana is basically an old soul already, so her looks deteriorate to mirror this.
She is still hot though, even if she is a bit saggy.
User avatar #50 - Vpirate (02/21/2015) [-]
She didn't look older in 4.
She looked far, far younger.
#19 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
why the fuck does it matter what an ai chooses to look like? she could be a fucking walrus for all i care
#44 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
LMFAO That was funny. Deal with it.
User avatar #20 - severepwner (02/21/2015) [-]
Oh wow! It completely slipped my mind that Cortana was one of the game devs and chooses her own model! I apologize I shouldn't have judged her fucking decision.
User avatar #24 - chuckbillrow (02/21/2015) [-]
anon put the idea of a cutscene where Cortana randomly pops up as a walrus and it is just 2 minutes of master chief being confused

I would be willing to put up with the crappy console FPS BS for that
#25 - I guess you could get a kid GTA IV then, that seems to be one …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Missunderstood 0
User avatar #37 - adrilazzaro (02/21/2015) [-]
disagree, I started playing san andreas when i was 8/9, it really didnt traumatize me or anything. Maybe it's the 3rd world country culture which makes me a bit biased but in my experience children will see most of the drugs/violence/whatever through other media like movies or songs. It's really about good parenting and explaining to your kid the differences between reality and video games
User avatar #43 - severepwner (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm not going to over censor what my child witnesses, I'm not really about that. But when it comes to GTA it is pretty damn mature, I don't think they need to be 17, but they should at least be a bit older than the 3rd grade Jesus.
#52 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
I got my first GTA games in the second grade, and I turned out ok

except for the social anxiety
#83 - Woodkid. 02/21/2015 on The Strokes +1
#847 - 17 Student - Senior My problems coincide wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family +2
User avatar #849 - incoming (02/21/2015) [-]
Maybe try college, do ROTC and ask councilors what would be a good basic degree. Maybe you'll find something you like while you're there, if not you can get an officer's rating when you join up at least in the US and try some different career paths while you're in.
#27 - Still my favorite narcissist. Is narcissism is on hilarious levels. 02/21/2015 on Kanye comp +1
#168 - I forgot about that post, still makes me laugh really *… 02/21/2015 on Shit FJ says 0
#291 - Are you kidding? This is something I have to constantly remind… 02/21/2015 on Perspective 0
#310 - I would shoot myself for Sonic! *gasp* With a gun! 02/21/2015 on Cringe Comp ? of ?: Grand... +1
#93 - If pictures appear. he is worthy of the tatau!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Tatoos +34
User avatar #114 - finalfantasymaster (02/20/2015) [-]
Id rather not get killed by an obsesive tribe chief
User avatar #119 - TheFirstTemplar (02/20/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter had sex.
#6 - Something around how ecchi it is make it a hot potato to work with. 02/20/2015 on DDD 0
#208 - This is insanity. Here is the only difference I can s… 02/19/2015 on Feminism in Action 0
#11536 - 1 month ago was this comment.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum 0
User avatar #11537 - weinerdick (02/19/2015) [-]
nope, I just made it last night
#264 - Spring break **** off. 02/19/2015 on USA FJers, why aren't you... +1
#9 - >TFW you're 17 >Can't use that ever.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Its funny because they dont... +15
#53 - immatakeaduty (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #81 - theshadowed (02/19/2015) [-]
>that feel when
come on man, learn 2 dank meme
#82 - immatakeaduty (02/19/2015) [-]
well, in defense, TFW and TFW look identical
User avatar #83 - theshadowed (02/19/2015) [-]
context. context
#84 - immatakeaduty (02/19/2015) [-]
TFW - The managers face when you're 17

TFW - feelsbadman.seagull

both work

#87 - camzore (02/19/2015) [-]
I've never seen anyone use TFW as 'that face when' or 'their face when' in my time browsing the internet. Your example wouldn't even work, it'd be TMFW or MFW which clashes anyway kek at the very least.
User avatar #85 - theshadowed (02/19/2015) [-]
But as there wasn't a picture, its clearly no the pictures one
User avatar #86 - immatakeaduty (02/19/2015) [-]

i thought maybe you just no upload an image like this foo.

when I saw yours, I thought of all the little youngins on FB using MFW, TFW, YFW without knowing WTF, yk?

sry bby gurl, I didn't mean to offend you
#33 - Gonna start saving up for a gf 02/19/2015 on Vietnam +2
#99 - She didn't look that bad, you'd be surprised what makeup can do. 02/19/2015 on Homeless people's stories +14
#77 - Wouldn't the woman look a little different? 02/19/2015 on Say no to Racism 0
#43 - Finn get naked. 02/19/2015 on Adventure Time Comp 5 +1
#179 - Oh my god **** off with that gender fluid … 02/19/2015 on Tumblr Comp Part 4 +3
#98 - I feel like women of your rationality need like a badge or a t… 02/19/2015 on Assvolution 0
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User avatar #32 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
I think of you as cpislucky's twin.
User avatar #33 to #32 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Some other user who has been sitting in the dustier corners of my friends list.
User avatar #35 to #34 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh, perhaps you should dust him off then.
User avatar #36 to #35 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
He hasn't commented anywhere on the SFW part of the website since February.
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User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to leave this comment here for the night. Make sure that nothing happens to it, but that shouldn't be too hard.
User avatar #17 to #16 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok, when are you picking it up?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
Tomorrow. I should be back some time tomorrow.
User avatar #19 to #18 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok bye.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a bit late...
User avatar #21 to #20 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Where the **** have you been!
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Not too far away from here.
User avatar #23 to #22 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Then how did you forget? It's your ******* comment after all.
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
It's not too important a thing, but then again, I had not much else to worry about the time. After all, it's still fine.
User avatar #25 to #24 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
I had to worry about it for like 20 days dammit!
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
You don't have to worry anymore. I won't have to lend a comment to you any time soon for the sake of lending a comment to you.
#27 to #26 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
#28 to #27 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Haw haw!
Haw haw!
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
I think I'll say hello.
User avatar #12 to #11 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #13 to #12 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
How's it going? I am feeling fine this evening.
User avatar #14 to #13 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
I convinced my Mom to help me pay for a gaming PC that is fair. Plus I just schooled my friend in a Skyrim argument.
Today was a good day.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
Well, that's nice.
User avatar #4 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Hey man, if you're no longer collecting items and using FJ points, would you be willing to flick them my way? If not, it's cool :D
User avatar #5 to #4 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm not using FJ points because I don't know how.
User avatar #6 to #5 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
You can only use them for items, so if you don't collect, they're kinda worthless
User avatar #8 to #6 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
Did it work?
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Yup :D Thanks man!
User avatar #10 to #9 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #7 to #6 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
I don't know how to trade either.
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User avatar #1 - nosurprise (06/07/2012) [-]
You are a nice guy.
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