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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
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Comment Ranking:#601
Highest Content Rank:#9404
Highest Comment Rank:#586
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Total Comments Made:5272
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#97 - Well I'm retarded, ok I understand now. 12/16/2014 on Sex and Romance in D&D 0
#95 - Oh I see, you just use the comment threads here.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Sex and Romance in D&D 0
#96 - Penn (12/16/2014) [-]
No... we don't use FJ at all. Roll20 allows the players to roll dice, talk, interact with maps and character tokens, etc. etc.
User avatar #97 - severepwner (12/16/2014) [-]
Well I'm retarded, ok I understand now.
#93 - And the game actually happening. Is there like a site or somet…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Sex and Romance in D&D 0
#94 - Penn (12/16/2014) [-]
Yes, I've been doing mine for a couple months now. We use roll20
User avatar #95 - severepwner (12/16/2014) [-]
Oh I see, you just use the comment threads here.
#96 - Penn (12/16/2014) [-]
No... we don't use FJ at all. Roll20 allows the players to roll dice, talk, interact with maps and character tokens, etc. etc.
User avatar #97 - severepwner (12/16/2014) [-]
Well I'm retarded, ok I understand now.
#40 - I've noticed the porn boards are pretty much unaffected, which… 12/16/2014 on Good enough +2
#91 - How would that work?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Sex and Romance in D&D 0
#92 - Penn (12/16/2014) [-]
How would what work? You joining?
User avatar #93 - severepwner (12/16/2014) [-]
And the game actually happening. Is there like a site or something where you do this?
#94 - Penn (12/16/2014) [-]
Yes, I've been doing mine for a couple months now. We use roll20
User avatar #95 - severepwner (12/16/2014) [-]
Oh I see, you just use the comment threads here.
#96 - Penn (12/16/2014) [-]
No... we don't use FJ at all. Roll20 allows the players to roll dice, talk, interact with maps and character tokens, etc. etc.
User avatar #97 - severepwner (12/16/2014) [-]
Well I'm retarded, ok I understand now.
#38 - My tolerance for cold is laughable. No one is like me… 12/16/2014 on This isn't even my final form 0
#35 - Dude heat is my element, that's just the way it goes.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on This isn't even my final form 0
#37 - leifbunny (12/16/2014) [-]
Oh, I wasn't trying to be hostile, just using the word "suffering" made me giggle.
User avatar #38 - severepwner (12/16/2014) [-]
My tolerance for cold is laughable.

No one is like me. They always complain "Man it's hot in here!"

Then they turn the heat all the way down and it's cold. It's always cold in doors all year.
#68 - Rename this irrational fears. 12/16/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 2 0
#111 - And I like both. I must suck a lot of dick. 12/16/2014 on New Unlimited Blade Works... +1
#31 - Cali fag here. I don't think it ever gets that cold and I'm suffering.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on This isn't even my final form 0
#34 - leifbunny (12/16/2014) [-]
>suffering
Try Maryland, or anything north of it.
Pic related. I miss Nevada.
User avatar #35 - severepwner (12/16/2014) [-]
Dude heat is my element, that's just the way it goes.
#37 - leifbunny (12/16/2014) [-]
Oh, I wasn't trying to be hostile, just using the word "suffering" made me giggle.
User avatar #38 - severepwner (12/16/2014) [-]
My tolerance for cold is laughable.

No one is like me. They always complain "Man it's hot in here!"

Then they turn the heat all the way down and it's cold. It's always cold in doors all year.
#112 - The mentally retarded.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on very true +3
#117 - conorlockyer (12/16/2014) [-]
any none white male cis no homo people.... and morgan freeman
#20 - "call me" 12/15/2014 on /b/ Texts, dat ending +8
#16 - You can't take complete rest days. If need be bring your activ… 12/15/2014 on Two weeks from now 0
#35 - ***** I'm an everyday guy, who's 6-7/10 and got a…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Naisu tezu neh? -1
User avatar #48 - teratorn (12/15/2014) [-]
Ugly and small is an asian genetic.
User avatar #36 - ronyx (12/15/2014) [-]
"ugly" is highly debatable
#65 - Picture 12/15/2014 on why you do this 0
#81 - THANK YOU 12/15/2014 on Long Hair 0
#74 - Sounds awesome. Keep fighting the good fight, don't give up hope.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Long Hair 0
#80 - delphine (12/15/2014) [-]
Nope. My goal for the future is to age like Yasmina Rossi. She looks like a female Gandalf with her long gray hair. Ain't no way I'm going with an old lady chopped hairstyle.

#155 - CosplayNinja (12/15/2014) [-]
Same here. I love when older women have long white/grey hair. I refuse to have an old version of the "I need to speak to a manager" haircut.
User avatar #157 - delphine (12/15/2014) [-]
Or, God forbid, the Granny Perm.
User avatar #81 - severepwner (12/15/2014) [-]
THANK YOU
#66 - One girl I knew cut off all her amazing long hair and donated …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Long Hair 0
User avatar #73 - delphine (12/15/2014) [-]
It is a pain in the butt and takes a lot of time to maintain. I have super long hair. But I use henna to keep mine healthy and shiny so I couldn't donate it if I wanted to, because you can't dye over henna. But I have a lot of respect for women who donate theirs.
User avatar #74 - severepwner (12/15/2014) [-]
Sounds awesome. Keep fighting the good fight, don't give up hope.
#80 - delphine (12/15/2014) [-]
Nope. My goal for the future is to age like Yasmina Rossi. She looks like a female Gandalf with her long gray hair. Ain't no way I'm going with an old lady chopped hairstyle.

#155 - CosplayNinja (12/15/2014) [-]
Same here. I love when older women have long white/grey hair. I refuse to have an old version of the "I need to speak to a manager" haircut.
User avatar #157 - delphine (12/15/2014) [-]
Or, God forbid, the Granny Perm.
User avatar #81 - severepwner (12/15/2014) [-]
THANK YOU
#60 - I ******* love women with majestic long hair. …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Long Hair 0
User avatar #64 - delphine (12/15/2014) [-]
Not me. I got a trim once and cried.

#154 - CosplayNinja (12/15/2014) [-]
I got mine cut to shoulder length once when I was in 6th grade. It's so thick, it puffed up and I looked like a giant mushroom. I cried for weeks.
User avatar #66 - severepwner (12/15/2014) [-]
One girl I knew cut off all her amazing long hair and donated it to wigs for cancer or something? Then another girl refuses to grow it past her jawline.

This frustrates my preference. But I appreciate your efforts.
User avatar #73 - delphine (12/15/2014) [-]
It is a pain in the butt and takes a lot of time to maintain. I have super long hair. But I use henna to keep mine healthy and shiny so I couldn't donate it if I wanted to, because you can't dye over henna. But I have a lot of respect for women who donate theirs.
User avatar #74 - severepwner (12/15/2014) [-]
Sounds awesome. Keep fighting the good fight, don't give up hope.
#80 - delphine (12/15/2014) [-]
Nope. My goal for the future is to age like Yasmina Rossi. She looks like a female Gandalf with her long gray hair. Ain't no way I'm going with an old lady chopped hairstyle.

#155 - CosplayNinja (12/15/2014) [-]
Same here. I love when older women have long white/grey hair. I refuse to have an old version of the "I need to speak to a manager" haircut.
User avatar #157 - delphine (12/15/2014) [-]
Or, God forbid, the Granny Perm.
User avatar #81 - severepwner (12/15/2014) [-]
THANK YOU
#31 - jesse4871  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on New Bloods Wanted 0
User avatar #32 - kingkoalaaaa (12/15/2014) [-]
Nope
#43 - Every VN is free if you download it from the right place. 12/14/2014 on Recommendations 0
#29 - Is this the same group I was in? Because everyone was in a dif…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on New Bloods Wanted 0
User avatar #30 - kingkoalaaaa (12/15/2014) [-]
What was your skype name
User avatar #31 - severepwner (12/15/2014) [-]
jesse4871
User avatar #32 - kingkoalaaaa (12/15/2014) [-]
Nope
#84 - Picture 12/14/2014 on How to do pranks when... 0
#1 - He just described the Bachelor 12/14/2014 on Maintaining GFs +2
#43 - You're missing the point. We don't need there to be gender bli… 12/14/2014 on Porn news 0

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User avatar #32 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
I think of you as cpislucky's twin.
User avatar #33 to #32 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Who?
User avatar #34 to #33 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Some other user who has been sitting in the dustier corners of my friends list.
User avatar #35 to #34 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh, perhaps you should dust him off then.
User avatar #36 to #35 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
He hasn't commented anywhere on the SFW part of the website since February.
User avatar #29 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #31 to #30 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
Butts.
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to leave this comment here for the night. Make sure that nothing happens to it, but that shouldn't be too hard.
User avatar #17 to #16 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok, when are you picking it up?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
Tomorrow. I should be back some time tomorrow.
User avatar #19 to #18 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok bye.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a bit late...
User avatar #21 to #20 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Where the **** have you been!
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Not too far away from here.
User avatar #23 to #22 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Then how did you forget? It's your ******* comment after all.
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
It's not too important a thing, but then again, I had not much else to worry about the time. After all, it's still fine.
User avatar #25 to #24 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
I had to worry about it for like 20 days dammit!
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
You don't have to worry anymore. I won't have to lend a comment to you any time soon for the sake of lending a comment to you.
#27 to #26 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
#28 to #27 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Haw haw!
Haw haw!
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
I think I'll say hello.
User avatar #12 to #11 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
Hi...
User avatar #13 to #12 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
How's it going? I am feeling fine this evening.
User avatar #14 to #13 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
I convinced my Mom to help me pay for a gaming PC that is fair. Plus I just schooled my friend in a Skyrim argument.
Today was a good day.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
Well, that's nice.
User avatar #4 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Hey man, if you're no longer collecting items and using FJ points, would you be willing to flick them my way? If not, it's cool :D
User avatar #5 to #4 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm not using FJ points because I don't know how.
User avatar #6 to #5 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
You can only use them for items, so if you don't collect, they're kinda worthless
User avatar #8 to #6 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
Did it work?
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Yup :D Thanks man!
User avatar #10 to #9 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #7 to #6 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
I don't know how to trade either.
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User avatar #1 - nosurprise ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
You are a nice guy.
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