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severepwner

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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Highest Content Rank:#2307
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Total Comments Made:10155
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#75 - Then why do you care? Macy is equally if not more petty and pathetic.  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on (untitled) +1
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#81 - leifbunny (15 hours ago) [-]
Macy's is an entity. A corporate entity. They have to care what their consumers think of them if they want to sell the stocks they have bought or made. Trump doesn't openly deal with the consumers himself, so he acts like a self important tit. Well, this time it bit him in the ass. He made a bad decision trying to sell to people who don't want to appear "racist" as he's been called. Often. It's their choice to not sell his product. So... what did he do? Like a child, he whined about it, until people with more power than him, collectively, (and clearly less knowledge on the reasoning) to do his dirty work for him. He hurt a company just trying to do their job because of his shitty personality. That's not ok. He might cause downsizing. Hurting the job market he's actually supposed to be helping should he get elected. It's counter intuitive and selfish, don't you think?

Me personally, though? As a consumer? I'm just kind of appalled, if nothing more, and openly speaking on it. Is it really fair to argue "why do you care" when I've offered actual points though...? I won't bite if you want to actively talk about it.

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#82 - severepwner (15 hours ago) [-]
So when someone you don't like does something "petty and pathetic", it's childish and wrong.

When a corporation does something "petty and pathetic", it's perfectly fine because they're supposed to make money and not have any standards.

Wow dude, corporations win again, real nice.
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#86 - leifbunny (15 hours ago) [-]
"So when someone you don't like does something "petty and pathetic", it's childish and wrong.

When a corporation does something "petty and pathetic", it's perfectly fine because they're supposed to make money and not have any standards. "

Not at all. More importantly, why do you think corporations are all evil? Just curious. What's wrong here is that we have a single human, Trump. A person in complete control of his choices. Not a bunch of people making a decision and delegating work downwards. Trump openly attacked someone for not wanting to associate with him. You don't see that as a tad petty? A man who's "so rich" he could drop a failed company and not care, as he's done before, is suddenly getting up in a company's face for dropping him for his views that could actually damage their sales? Come on. They're just trying to remain a company.
#119 - Glitched (11 hours ago) [-]
Believing trump actually hurt macy's is more pathetic than any of your arguments.

Macy's is failing because they aren't Amazon/Ebay/etc..
They aren't a store of convenience.
Everything Macy's sells can be bought online and sometimes bought cheaper.
Tourist traffic in New York has declined so much that Macy's has taken a hit there as well.

Trump making a couple twitter comments has not hurt them.
He knows this. He is merely goading them and pointing out they are taking a loss.
It's like taking credit for cooking a tombstone pizza.
You're not a good cook. You just put it out there.
#220 - Go ahead and give a 5th grader Moby Dick, The Divine Comedy, M…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Causing a shit storm. +3
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#224 - rishnock (16 hours ago) [-]
I liked that retort. Good on ya.
#55 - What you mean like knowing about aliens and the cure for cance…  [+] (3 new replies) 16 hours ago on 7 long years as president +2
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#58 - theugandanhero (16 hours ago) [-]
It loses the effect after dozens of people say the same thing. So I decided to inject a real sarcastic remark that I've yet to see on this content
#74 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
Well. We do actually know the cure for cancer. Hell a Chinese girl figured it out for a science project, too.

Thing is, pharm won't ALLOW a cure for cancer until they can figure out how to break it up into treatments spread out as long as possible. Cures don't make big money. Treatments make money. You can charge the price of a cure for each treatment, and all the clinical visits in between.
#150 - shieeetposter (13 hours ago) [-]
>a Chinese girl figured it out for a science project

Fucking chinks
#47 - Aging about 20 years in a mere 7 is kind of disproportionate. …  [+] (5 new replies) 16 hours ago on 7 long years as president +14
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#49 - theugandanhero (16 hours ago) [-]
I understand what you're saying, but I don't get why everyone else is saying it's because of irrelevant things
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#55 - severepwner (16 hours ago) [-]
What you mean like knowing about aliens and the cure for cancer? Those are just illuminati jokes, you know, for laughing.
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#58 - theugandanhero (16 hours ago) [-]
It loses the effect after dozens of people say the same thing. So I decided to inject a real sarcastic remark that I've yet to see on this content
#74 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
Well. We do actually know the cure for cancer. Hell a Chinese girl figured it out for a science project, too.

Thing is, pharm won't ALLOW a cure for cancer until they can figure out how to break it up into treatments spread out as long as possible. Cures don't make big money. Treatments make money. You can charge the price of a cure for each treatment, and all the clinical visits in between.
#150 - shieeetposter (13 hours ago) [-]
>a Chinese girl figured it out for a science project

Fucking chinks
#45 - *Whispers* Mister President, everyone is already aware of Are…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on 7 long years as president +29
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#175 - enlightednatzie (10 hours ago) [-]
*sparks blunt*
#209 - Go ahead and give a 4th grader Moby Dick, The Divine Comedy, M…  [+] (3 new replies) 16 hours ago on Causing a shit storm. +1
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#213 - rishnock (16 hours ago) [-]
We aren't talking about 4th graders. Or the metaphorically equivalent to a fourth grader.
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#220 - severepwner (16 hours ago) [-]
Go ahead and give a 5th grader Moby Dick, The Divine Comedy, Mein Kampf, or War and Peace. Tell me how that goes.
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#224 - rishnock (16 hours ago) [-]
I liked that retort. Good on ya.
#104 - "I am sorry to see you unnecessarily putting your kid at … 17 hours ago on Anti-Vaxxer Cringe Comp +5
#16 - Or he could have lived long enough to become the villain, we c…  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#31 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
The main's philosophy went a lot deeper than just blacks and whites tolerating each other. He wanted true integration, and then to use that combined power and understanding to move onwards. He wanted global peace, an end to wars, an end to the reasons for wars.

There's no more glorious dream than everyone marching in lockstep towards the future as the human race, undivided by nation and color or religion or gender or orientation or any meaningless bullshit like that. People only credit him for what he accomplished before the government had him killed due to him being against the war, but he was one of mankind's greatest humanists.

If only we could have had his wisdom and dream long enough to combat indoctrination and complacency, we might have accomplished something truly impressive by now.
#163 - It's funny, because you literally just illustrated the differe…  [+] (6 new replies) 17 hours ago on Causing a shit storm. +4
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#203 - rishnock (16 hours ago) [-]
You think reading an intelligent book for adults is hard?
#210 - xgolgothax (16 hours ago) [-]
Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to be a lit teacher?
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#209 - severepwner (16 hours ago) [-]
Go ahead and give a 4th grader Moby Dick, The Divine Comedy, Mein Kampf, or War and Peace. Tell me how that goes.
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#213 - rishnock (16 hours ago) [-]
We aren't talking about 4th graders. Or the metaphorically equivalent to a fourth grader.
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#220 - severepwner (16 hours ago) [-]
Go ahead and give a 5th grader Moby Dick, The Divine Comedy, Mein Kampf, or War and Peace. Tell me how that goes.
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#224 - rishnock (16 hours ago) [-]
I liked that retort. Good on ya.
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#92 - Buy alcohol. 21 hours ago on Legal 0
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#327 - Good to know that not even celebrities aren't immune to their … 01/13/2016 on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch +1
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#18 - Highest ************* resolution I can find i… 01/12/2016 on Help find creator +1
#17 - They're all ordered somewhere. 01/12/2016 on Help find creator 0
#26 - Defend your family.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Culturally Enriched Playground +1
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#36 - ohhh (01/12/2016) [-]
*starts to pull out gun with gun pointed towards him*
Now, i wonder what would go down in that scenario?
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#40 - harasai (01/12/2016) [-]
when they tell you to gtfo you gtfo

then once they stop looking at you/ you go around a corner you pull out the gun and shoot them or risk a stand of by telling them to gtfo
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#41 - ohhh (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeah that would work. I'm just making fun of what he first said, because if you actually did what he said you should do. You'd die. You'd want to do something more akin to what you said.
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#39 - antideadra (01/12/2016) [-]
you back up till they don't notice you then you pull it out and either A risk telling the to fuck off, or B light them the fuck up cause if one has a gun the rest probally do as well, if if they don't they will run at the moment they loss the nigga with the gun. in the end someones either going to get raped or die, pretty id rather the nigger dead than my daughter raped. but this is a pretty fucked situation that could go wrong at any point
#9 - Most obnoxious emote, seriously. 01/12/2016 on dum dum dooom! +3
#16 - "I'm killing myself tonight, trips decide how I do it."  [+] (9 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Anon saves a life +5
#101 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, trips and that is quints. It is part of the synchronicity and so has to be taken into account because that's the beauty of the game. Grow up.
#92 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 5, 1-999*"**
**anonymous rolls 190**
**anonymous rolls 653**
**anonymous rolls 916**
**anonymous rolls 222**
**anonymous rolls 762** Do a flip.
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#50 - slaughprikot (01/12/2016) [-]
**slaughprikot used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**slaughprikot rolls 282**

sucking on sakagamitomoyo's tranny dick
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#47 - sakagamitomoyo (01/12/2016) [-]
**sakagamitomoyo used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**sakagamitomoyo rolls 157** Choking on tranny dick
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#37 - secretzx (01/12/2016) [-]
**secretzx used "*roll 1, 001-999*"**
**secretzx rolls 414** Auto-erotic Mummification
#30 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
*roll 10, 0-999*
Old age.
#31 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
I screwed up.

Looks like we'll never know.
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#44 - zombifier (01/12/2016) [-]
**zombifier used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**zombifier rolls 140**
#13 - You're only supposed to pay attention to the last 3 numbers.  [+] (14 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Anon saves a life +15
#15 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
says who? quints are a thing
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#67 - neokun (01/12/2016) [-]
Only if you are looking at the last five numbers. If you're looking at trips, only the last 3 numbers matter.
#100 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
that's bullshit. you just made that stupi rule up.
#131 - neokun (21 hours ago) [-]
k
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#16 - severepwner (01/12/2016) [-]
"I'm killing myself tonight, trips decide how I do it."
#101 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, trips and that is quints. It is part of the synchronicity and so has to be taken into account because that's the beauty of the game. Grow up.
#92 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 5, 1-999*"**
**anonymous rolls 190**
**anonymous rolls 653**
**anonymous rolls 916**
**anonymous rolls 222**
**anonymous rolls 762** Do a flip.
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#50 - slaughprikot (01/12/2016) [-]
**slaughprikot used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**slaughprikot rolls 282**

sucking on sakagamitomoyo's tranny dick
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#47 - sakagamitomoyo (01/12/2016) [-]
**sakagamitomoyo used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**sakagamitomoyo rolls 157** Choking on tranny dick
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#37 - secretzx (01/12/2016) [-]
**secretzx used "*roll 1, 001-999*"**
**secretzx rolls 414** Auto-erotic Mummification
#30 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
*roll 10, 0-999*
Old age.
#31 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
I screwed up.

Looks like we'll never know.
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#44 - zombifier (01/12/2016) [-]
**zombifier used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**zombifier rolls 140**
#14 - Revenge on the innocent is not a form of justice, it's a form …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on mexican male rosa parks when? +28
#120 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Except you're sexist.

Blacks in America cause 70% of crimes although only being 20% of the population.
There needs to be a group of police that actively looks for black people and shouts at them until they move to the nearest prison for the safety of white people.

You cannot disagree with this unless you're a racist and a sexist.
#12 - It sounds like you're correcting yourself when you're already correct. 01/12/2016 on yin & yang +19
#15 - Haha the description still fits my George. 01/12/2016 on Fat kid +4

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User avatar #45 - mouldysandals (01/06/2016) [-]
hey cheers man appreciate it
User avatar #46 to #45 - severepwner (01/06/2016) [-]
No problem.
#43 - auronexplains (10/28/2015) [-]
You a cool dude.
User avatar #44 to #43 - severepwner (10/29/2015) [-]
Thanks.

Always figure out the right way to think about things.
#42 - Alakutubak (07/22/2015) [-]
Ahahaha.... idiot
#40 - somber ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Hallo friend.
Hallo friend.
User avatar #41 to #40 - severepwner (04/21/2015) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #39 - majormayor (04/19/2015) [-]
lol I didn't realize my old account was still "friends" with yours.
User avatar #38 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #32 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
I think of you as cpislucky's twin.
User avatar #33 to #32 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Who?
User avatar #34 to #33 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Some other user who has been sitting in the dustier corners of my friends list.
User avatar #35 to #34 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh, perhaps you should dust him off then.
User avatar #36 to #35 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
He hasn't commented anywhere on the SFW part of the website since February.
User avatar #29 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #31 to #30 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
Butts.
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to leave this comment here for the night. Make sure that nothing happens to it, but that shouldn't be too hard.
User avatar #17 to #16 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok, when are you picking it up?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
Tomorrow. I should be back some time tomorrow.
User avatar #19 to #18 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok bye.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a bit late...
User avatar #21 to #20 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Where the **** have you been!
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Not too far away from here.
User avatar #23 to #22 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Then how did you forget? It's your ******* comment after all.
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
It's not too important a thing, but then again, I had not much else to worry about the time. After all, it's still fine.
User avatar #25 to #24 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
I had to worry about it for like 20 days dammit!
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
You don't have to worry anymore. I won't have to lend a comment to you any time soon for the sake of lending a comment to you.
#27 to #26 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
#28 to #27 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Haw haw!
Haw haw!
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
I think I'll say hello.
User avatar #12 to #11 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
Hi...
User avatar #13 to #12 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
How's it going? I am feeling fine this evening.
User avatar #14 to #13 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
I convinced my Mom to help me pay for a gaming PC that is fair. Plus I just schooled my friend in a Skyrim argument.
Today was a good day.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
Well, that's nice.
User avatar #4 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Hey man, if you're no longer collecting items and using FJ points, would you be willing to flick them my way? If not, it's cool :D
User avatar #5 to #4 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm not using FJ points because I don't know how.
User avatar #6 to #5 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
You can only use them for items, so if you don't collect, they're kinda worthless
User avatar #8 to #6 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
Did it work?
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Yup :D Thanks man!
User avatar #10 to #9 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #7 to #6 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
I don't know how to trade either.
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User avatar #1 - nosurprise (06/07/2012) [-]
You are a nice guy.
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