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severepwner

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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Content Ranking:#7291
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Highest Content Rank:#2307
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Total Comments Made:10155
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#58 - What the **** are you doing on this site then? … 06/03/2015 on Does this make me a bad... +23
#84 - The male to female population ratio isn't even nearly even. 06/03/2015 on Thoughts on Bill Nye the... +1
#43 - It's a little more complex than that, but you're on the right track. 06/03/2015 on >TFW comments inbound! +6
#256 - The diameter of the circle yeah.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on Rekt +3
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#267 - satansferret (06/03/2015) [-]
you win this time.
#247 - That does make sense actually. Because I jack off to gay *…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Rekt 0
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#255 - satansferret (06/03/2015) [-]
as a circle
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#256 - severepwner (06/03/2015) [-]
The diameter of the circle yeah.
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#267 - satansferret (06/03/2015) [-]
you win this time.
#79 - I do not understand why everyone loves Stannis so much. I woul…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on (untitled) 0
#80 - slenderwolf (06/03/2015) [-]
He's a dick who will settle for nothing less than all of the seven kingdoms. He risks everything to march to battle at Winterfell, and refuses to be halted by anyone's council. He's cruel, a fool, and the most stoic son of a bitch on the show. BUT, at least he's not killing whores in his chambers, or roasting knights in their armor and calling it fair combat. He is not a very nice man, but he is the true heir to the iron throne, a fine tactition, and has the makings of a decent king. Plus, he had that really heartfelt scene with his daughter a few episodes back that made everyone go, "Awww."
I once heard someone say, "The Trident was once named, 'Stannis Baratheon,' but had to be changed because no one crosses Stannis Baratheon."
#72 - I'm graduating this Thursday, this an intimidating post. 06/02/2015 on I have a sad now +3
#45 - You never know. I'm sure back in the Renaissance spaceflight w… 05/27/2015 on Debbie Downer 0
#43 - I see it that way because an inanimate object in comparison to…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Debbie Downer 0
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#44 - jokeface (05/27/2015) [-]
Well to be fair, we're talking about fantasy, not science. From a scientific standpoint this question is null, as there are no organisms that can turn invisible (at least not in the way we're talking about). The closest to it would be animals that use chromatophores to camouflage themselves.
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#45 - severepwner (05/27/2015) [-]
You never know. I'm sure back in the Renaissance spaceflight was fantasy as well.
#40 - But a clear solid is different from a living organism. We're n…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Debbie Downer 0
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#42 - jokeface (05/27/2015) [-]
How, in this context, is a clear solid different from a living organism? The only difference is that one is made of cells and the other is made of sand. And frankly, sand is opaque under a microscope while cells are mostly clear, so if you think about it, organisms should be more transparent than glass (not really, obviously, but it's weird to think about).
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#43 - severepwner (05/27/2015) [-]
I see it that way because an inanimate object in comparison to a living organism just seems to different, especially for a hypothetical science concept.
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#44 - jokeface (05/27/2015) [-]
Well to be fair, we're talking about fantasy, not science. From a scientific standpoint this question is null, as there are no organisms that can turn invisible (at least not in the way we're talking about). The closest to it would be animals that use chromatophores to camouflage themselves.
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#45 - severepwner (05/27/2015) [-]
You never know. I'm sure back in the Renaissance spaceflight was fantasy as well.
#116 - This has clearly been written by a ******* beta. If you… 05/27/2015 on Guy Logic +10
#21 - You're invisible, not intangible.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Debbie Downer +1
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#31 - jokeface (05/27/2015) [-]
Glass windows are solid yet they allow light to pass through them. Same principle, but at 100% transparency as opposed to whatever glass is.
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#40 - severepwner (05/27/2015) [-]
But a clear solid is different from a living organism. We're not even sure if he would still cast a shadow or not. But if he can punch a mime, other things should still be able to touch him.
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#42 - jokeface (05/27/2015) [-]
How, in this context, is a clear solid different from a living organism? The only difference is that one is made of cells and the other is made of sand. And frankly, sand is opaque under a microscope while cells are mostly clear, so if you think about it, organisms should be more transparent than glass (not really, obviously, but it's weird to think about).
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#43 - severepwner (05/27/2015) [-]
I see it that way because an inanimate object in comparison to a living organism just seems to different, especially for a hypothetical science concept.
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#44 - jokeface (05/27/2015) [-]
Well to be fair, we're talking about fantasy, not science. From a scientific standpoint this question is null, as there are no organisms that can turn invisible (at least not in the way we're talking about). The closest to it would be animals that use chromatophores to camouflage themselves.
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#45 - severepwner (05/27/2015) [-]
You never know. I'm sure back in the Renaissance spaceflight was fantasy as well.
#99 - Maybe, but it wasn't a sex fan fiction or anything. It's just … 05/27/2015 on History +1
#96 - I wouldn't go that far. But reading of someone's sexual curios…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on History +1
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#97 - blokrokker (05/27/2015) [-]
I dunno, she was REAL interested in that friend of hers.
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#99 - severepwner (05/27/2015) [-]
Maybe, but it wasn't a sex fan fiction or anything. It's just weird to read about because it was real, and in my case it was in an english class room, which was fucking weird.
#105 - Does anyone else worry that as they get older they're getting … 05/27/2015 on Kill la Komp 0
#98 - Man I still feel bad for that guy. 05/27/2015 on Muh triggers +1
#219 - These are mostly 9/10 There is no such thing as a per… 05/26/2015 on 10/10 girls +2
#36 - I have only said " **** you" to my Dad ONCE. A… 05/26/2015 on Dad 0
#134 - Because you didn't ******* rotate them!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Problem Solvers 2 +4
#169 - bellbottomshark (05/26/2015) [-]
Those pictures are so unrotated that the church approves of them!
#39 - A good life expectancy and a brain far more capable than any o… 05/25/2015 on Xmen 0
#109 - Enjoy. I can't read that much for very long before I go crazy … 05/25/2015 on Abortion 0
#102 - When you get to "First Strike" it'll make sense. And…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Abortion 0
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#104 - fuckyouthatswhy (05/25/2015) [-]
there's also forerunner trilogy, which is pretty good, even though I'm only on Primordium now. And, also Contact Harvest and Cole protocol, haven't read cole protocol yet
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#118 - teddybearlove (05/25/2015) [-]
I have a lot of the halo books but I'm not sure where to start from. I read a couple chapters of cole protocol and it seems good.
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#103 - Grom (05/25/2015) [-]
I have 11 of the books in PDF files. 1-10 and Evolutions
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#109 - severepwner (05/25/2015) [-]
Enjoy. I can't read that much for very long before I go crazy and just want to play the game itself.
#97 - You're on "The Flood" right?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Abortion 0
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#100 - Grom (05/25/2015) [-]
yeah, I have all the books on my phone. someone came clutch and provided me a download link
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#102 - severepwner (05/25/2015) [-]
When you get to "First Strike" it'll make sense. And if you're super hardcore, I think there's a couple of books that take place during or after Halo 3, if you want to check those out.
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#104 - fuckyouthatswhy (05/25/2015) [-]
there's also forerunner trilogy, which is pretty good, even though I'm only on Primordium now. And, also Contact Harvest and Cole protocol, haven't read cole protocol yet
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#118 - teddybearlove (05/25/2015) [-]
I have a lot of the halo books but I'm not sure where to start from. I read a couple chapters of cole protocol and it seems good.
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#103 - Grom (05/25/2015) [-]
I have 11 of the books in PDF files. 1-10 and Evolutions
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#109 - severepwner (05/25/2015) [-]
Enjoy. I can't read that much for very long before I go crazy and just want to play the game itself.
#94 - Kelly isn't dead is she? I only read the first 3 books.  [+] (18 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Abortion 0
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#96 - Grom (05/25/2015) [-]
John is the only spartan from the first generation that's left I believe
I'm on the second book but since they were trained to be a team and operate best as a team I always assumed the rest were dead
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#99 - fuckyouthatswhy (05/25/2015) [-]
nope, Linda, Kelly and someone else (don't remember the name right now) is confirmed alive after Halo 4
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#101 - Grom (05/25/2015) [-]
that makes me feel good considering they were best friends
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#105 - fuckyouthatswhy (05/25/2015) [-]
yeah, too bad Sam died though, was a sad day
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#108 - Grom (05/25/2015) [-]
I didn't like how they kind of brushed that to the side in the book
He stays behind, dies, and he's never mentioned again in Fall of Reach
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#110 - fuckyouthatswhy (05/25/2015) [-]
there was no need to mention him, there were more urgent matters in the book, also most spartans that die are just left behind, no mentioning their death again. Because "spartans never die, they're just missing in action"
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#112 - Grom (05/25/2015) [-]
I think it needed more mention
Sam and Kelly were his best friends. the Spartans are his only family
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#117 - fuckyouthatswhy (05/25/2015) [-]
Spartans, Halsey, Mendez and also Cortana. He grew closer to Cortana than to anyone else.
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#119 - Grom (05/25/2015) [-]
he didn't grow up with Cortana though. he's 25 during the Fall of Reach and hasn't been given Cortana yet
he also never saw Menedez after he graduated
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#127 - fuckyouthatswhy (05/25/2015) [-]
and he was born in 2511, Reach takes place in 2552, well, that adds to your statement, around 30 years spent with Sam and Kelly.
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#123 - fuckyouthatswhy (05/25/2015) [-]
But he has been with Cortana since the fall of reach, until the end of Halo 4 so far, during that time period he wasn't in contact with other spartans.
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#97 - severepwner (05/25/2015) [-]
You're on "The Flood" right?
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#100 - Grom (05/25/2015) [-]
yeah, I have all the books on my phone. someone came clutch and provided me a download link
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#102 - severepwner (05/25/2015) [-]
When you get to "First Strike" it'll make sense. And if you're super hardcore, I think there's a couple of books that take place during or after Halo 3, if you want to check those out.
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#104 - fuckyouthatswhy (05/25/2015) [-]
there's also forerunner trilogy, which is pretty good, even though I'm only on Primordium now. And, also Contact Harvest and Cole protocol, haven't read cole protocol yet
User avatar
#118 - teddybearlove (05/25/2015) [-]
I have a lot of the halo books but I'm not sure where to start from. I read a couple chapters of cole protocol and it seems good.
User avatar
#103 - Grom (05/25/2015) [-]
I have 11 of the books in PDF files. 1-10 and Evolutions
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#109 - severepwner (05/25/2015) [-]
Enjoy. I can't read that much for very long before I go crazy and just want to play the game itself.
#56 - You read my ******* mind! 05/25/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday +1

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User avatar #45 - mouldysandals (01/06/2016) [-]
hey cheers man appreciate it
User avatar #46 to #45 - severepwner (01/06/2016) [-]
No problem.
#43 - auronexplains (10/28/2015) [-]
You a cool dude.
User avatar #44 to #43 - severepwner (10/29/2015) [-]
Thanks.

Always figure out the right way to think about things.
#42 - Alakutubak (07/22/2015) [-]
Ahahaha.... idiot
#40 - somber ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Hallo friend.
Hallo friend.
User avatar #41 to #40 - severepwner (04/21/2015) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #39 - majormayor (04/19/2015) [-]
lol I didn't realize my old account was still "friends" with yours.
User avatar #38 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #32 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
I think of you as cpislucky's twin.
User avatar #33 to #32 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Who?
User avatar #34 to #33 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Some other user who has been sitting in the dustier corners of my friends list.
User avatar #35 to #34 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh, perhaps you should dust him off then.
User avatar #36 to #35 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
He hasn't commented anywhere on the SFW part of the website since February.
User avatar #29 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #31 to #30 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
Butts.
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to leave this comment here for the night. Make sure that nothing happens to it, but that shouldn't be too hard.
User avatar #17 to #16 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok, when are you picking it up?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
Tomorrow. I should be back some time tomorrow.
User avatar #19 to #18 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok bye.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a bit late...
User avatar #21 to #20 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Where the **** have you been!
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Not too far away from here.
User avatar #23 to #22 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Then how did you forget? It's your ******* comment after all.
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
It's not too important a thing, but then again, I had not much else to worry about the time. After all, it's still fine.
User avatar #25 to #24 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
I had to worry about it for like 20 days dammit!
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
You don't have to worry anymore. I won't have to lend a comment to you any time soon for the sake of lending a comment to you.
#27 to #26 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
#28 to #27 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Haw haw!
Haw haw!
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
I think I'll say hello.
User avatar #12 to #11 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
Hi...
User avatar #13 to #12 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
How's it going? I am feeling fine this evening.
User avatar #14 to #13 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
I convinced my Mom to help me pay for a gaming PC that is fair. Plus I just schooled my friend in a Skyrim argument.
Today was a good day.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
Well, that's nice.
User avatar #4 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Hey man, if you're no longer collecting items and using FJ points, would you be willing to flick them my way? If not, it's cool :D
User avatar #5 to #4 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm not using FJ points because I don't know how.
User avatar #6 to #5 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
You can only use them for items, so if you don't collect, they're kinda worthless
User avatar #8 to #6 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
Did it work?
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Yup :D Thanks man!
User avatar #10 to #9 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #7 to #6 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
I don't know how to trade either.
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User avatar #1 - nosurprise (06/07/2012) [-]
You are a nice guy.
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