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severepwner

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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Content Ranking:#7291
Comment Ranking:#124
Highest Content Rank:#2307
Highest Comment Rank:#124
Content Thumbs: 596 total,  893 ,  297
Comment Thumbs: 36962 total,  46331 ,  9369
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 50 Content: Sammich eater → Level 51 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 42.1% (421/1000)
Level 329 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 330 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:3
Content Views:64077
Times Content Favorited:94 times
Total Comments Made:10155
FJ Points:10844

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#4 - My mom is about 60 years old, and she acts like a ******* …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Sausage legs the hypocrite +8
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#6 - yugiohkris (12/30/2015) [-]
What do is try and get her attention by going "Mom, Mom, Hey Fuckface!" That will always get her attention.
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#8 - sanitarysan (12/30/2015) [-]
at least your mom does not play candy crush like a filthy casual
#9 - Damn dude you really spilled the pocket hentai. 12/30/2015 on Cringe drinking 0
#9 - I pay $15 (but I always tip $5 because $20 bills are easier), … 12/30/2015 on Differences between men and... +3
#10 - If he was a Muslim he would be excused because "culture d… 12/30/2015 on Pokemanz 0
#9 - Well if it angers you that much, you don't even want to know w…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/30/2015 on it's happening -1
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#11 - anarchtree (12/30/2015) [-]
Bill gates said he's not giving anything to his kids, because if they would misuse it they don't deserve it and if they can make it themselves they don't need it from him
#29 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
No.

He's not giving ALL his money to his kids.

He's still giving them a fucking truck load.
#28 - abunbury (12/30/2015) [-]
bill gates is giving money to his kids, he's just donating most of it to charity. 10 million dollars goes to each kid: www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/why-the-very-rich-arent-giving-much-of-their-fortunes-to-their-kids/2014/08/10/4a9551b4-1ccc-11e4-82f9-2cd6fa8da5c4_story.html
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#17 - rakaka (12/30/2015) [-]
Pretty sure Jackie Chan said that about his son, not Bill Gates
#16 - rainbowblast (12/30/2015) [-]
I mean to be fair while he isn't leaving them anything monetarily he has given them a world class education and an incredible legacy.
#4 - I thought he was going to take the board and roast their weak …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2015 on NSX Car Driver VS. Skater +266
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#98 - zaggystirdust (12/30/2015) [-]
I don't think you know what roast means
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#19 - Einsty (12/30/2015) [-]
I was expecting some cgi of his car being thrown.
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#34 - Imbtrtenu (12/30/2015) [-]
I thought when he threw the skateboard the kid was gonna take the car.
#15 - And the Fall of Rome is the Fall of Rome, I don't get on anyon… 12/30/2015 on ERROR ERROR ERROR 0
#7 - Yeah he felt he was responsible and exiled himself. He had to … 12/30/2015 on Disney made easy +61
#13 - Well I like what you're saying, but I'm going to counterpoint …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2015 on 4chan comp. #51 +6
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#14 - totallytito (12/30/2015) [-]
Looks like we have two very separate thought patterns, and I like your style.
I'm saying "Keep reaching for something to keep you going".
You're saying "Reach for that thing you can actually reach so you can be happy".

I personally agree with you and it's another way to look at things.
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#47 - Of course the ******* scales says no. You have 5 pounds… 12/30/2015 on Me this "winter" 0
#30 - I feel like no one past the time the movie came out could ever…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Siblings Find Out The Truth 0
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#32 - Sterski (12/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, it sucks big time.
#29 - Well do you do when you are shown a major plot point? … 12/30/2015 on Siblings Find Out The Truth +2
#37 - Nothing of value was lost.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Dont start fights with Asians +30
#100 - nirin (12/30/2015) [-]
unpopularopnion.jpeg I don't know man, looking at how japan is workaholic it just might work.
#101 - cigma (12/30/2015) [-]
so they could be workaholic and poor?
#51 - I wasn't paying attention I was just making a joke. 12/30/2015 on 27-12-2015 0
#42 - "Study shows that our budget just increased by 19.3 billi…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2015 on 27-12-2015 +4
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#50 - nanako (12/30/2015) [-]
it increased BY about 1.3 billion.
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#49 - nanako (12/30/2015) [-]
to, not by
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#51 - severepwner (12/30/2015) [-]
I wasn't paying attention I was just making a joke.
#67 - Well that's obviously not true, there's more manga that releas…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Guess which of these is... +1
#162 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
The manga's been on and off hiatus for some time. Chapter 20 was released in 2013 after a two year hiatus, and there hasn't even been any news since then.
#30 - *swell with 18-20 year olds being treated like monsters and ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on TO CATCH A PREDATOR IS BACK +7
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#54 - drl (12/29/2015) [-]
i remember seeing a study done on the show that said most where in the 30-50 range
#27 - You don't go to heaven for having a good good deed/sin ratio. …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/29/2015 on It's only religion y u heff... +20
#43 - plantain (12/29/2015) [-]
No, that's what some sects of Protestants believe. Catholics (who are governed spirituality by the Pope) must believe in God and His teachings, and have achieved some form of Baptism, whether that be literal or of desire.

This is why good people can go to heaven even if they're not Catholic. By being a good person who's unaware of the Truth, you're basically baptized already.

Catholocism operates on a system of sin: venial sins such as minor lies tax your soul and make you go to Purgatory when you die, but they are easily removed through partaking of the Holy Communion, giving a Confession to a priest, or gaining a spiritual indulgence. Mortal sins, such as murder, send you straight to Hell if you die and can only be removed by Confession.

The only sin that can't be forgiven is major blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, or in some cases, God Himself.
#116 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
In the Bible it literally says all sins are equal except blaspheming the Holy Spirit. And there is not one mention of purgatory.
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#45 - thesovereigngrave (12/29/2015) [-]
Wouldn't blasphemy against the Holy Spirit be blasphemy against God himself? Since the Holy Spirit is God, just like the Father and the Son.
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#46 - plantain (12/29/2015) [-]
That part of the theology is really screwy and kind of open to interpretation so long as it works with established doctrine.

The only definitive answer I can give is that the Church teaches that the three members of the Holy Trinity are all one person but separate. I dunno.
#119 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
It's like with an apple or an egg. You have the apple skin, core, and seeds. With an egg you have the egg shell, the egg white and the egg yolk. Individually, they are important makeup of each one, but together they complete it. Father, Son, and Spirit, three, and yet, one. Working as a unit
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#53 - deathstare (12/29/2015) [-]
Wouldn't God want to make his religion straight forward and not open to interpretation?
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#100 - zzzanzitron (12/29/2015) [-]
Quantum shit, zero questions mane.
its a joke mane.
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#28 - mikeypooh (12/29/2015) [-]
plus i'm sure he would have understanding of changing times and adjust even if he doesnt like send a new bible all the time. it does say that he chooses not to interfere so who knows
#27 - If sacrificing my waifu is what's required to save the world, … 12/29/2015 on BEWARE THE COMING WAIFU AGE +5
#21 - You're not wrong, however the word "anime" has evolv…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Coincidence? I Think Not! +3
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#31 - hapasan (12/29/2015) [-]
Hmm, that would be a matter of opinion from person to person. I personally would call that type of animation made in Japan as anime, and something made in America, for example, as something made in the anime style, but not necessarily anime itself. Possibly "American anime" would be a good word, which would be defined as "animation in the Japan anime style made in America by an American production company."
Although it really isn't important in my opinion, as what is important is if the show is any good.
#91 - And we're going to have a **** ton of people saying thi… 12/29/2015 on Android Test +2
#19 - Well here's something to consider. Do you mean invent…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Coincidence? I Think Not! 0
#20 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
anime is the fucking japanese word for animation, the same shit as a cartoon
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#21 - severepwner (12/29/2015) [-]
You're not wrong, however the word "anime" has evolved into also referring to this style of art, animation, and sometimes storytelling.

Take the developing video game "Yandere Simulator" for instance. That game is neither Japanese nor cartoon, however it is clearly styled out of anime and pretty much the entirety is anime inspired. Saying it is not an "anime" game at all would be foolish.
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#31 - hapasan (12/29/2015) [-]
Hmm, that would be a matter of opinion from person to person. I personally would call that type of animation made in Japan as anime, and something made in America, for example, as something made in the anime style, but not necessarily anime itself. Possibly "American anime" would be a good word, which would be defined as "animation in the Japan anime style made in America by an American production company."
Although it really isn't important in my opinion, as what is important is if the show is any good.
#179 - God this guy is such a ******* asshole. His co… 12/29/2015 on Religion +2
#176 - Omg dude, you're worse than youtube comments. "L… 12/29/2015 on Religion +1
#3 - I don't get it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on (untitled) +2
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#4 - zamppaz (12/28/2015) [-]
mi'ennis pronounced "meannus"

>mfw i watch niggers tongue my anus

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User avatar #45 - mouldysandals (01/06/2016) [-]
hey cheers man appreciate it
User avatar #46 to #45 - severepwner (01/06/2016) [-]
No problem.
#43 - auronexplains (10/28/2015) [-]
You a cool dude.
User avatar #44 to #43 - severepwner (10/29/2015) [-]
Thanks.

Always figure out the right way to think about things.
#42 - Alakutubak (07/22/2015) [-]
Ahahaha.... idiot
#40 - somber ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Hallo friend.
Hallo friend.
User avatar #41 to #40 - severepwner (04/21/2015) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #39 - majormayor (04/19/2015) [-]
lol I didn't realize my old account was still "friends" with yours.
User avatar #38 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #32 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
I think of you as cpislucky's twin.
User avatar #33 to #32 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Who?
User avatar #34 to #33 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Some other user who has been sitting in the dustier corners of my friends list.
User avatar #35 to #34 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh, perhaps you should dust him off then.
User avatar #36 to #35 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
He hasn't commented anywhere on the SFW part of the website since February.
User avatar #29 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #31 to #30 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
Butts.
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to leave this comment here for the night. Make sure that nothing happens to it, but that shouldn't be too hard.
User avatar #17 to #16 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok, when are you picking it up?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
Tomorrow. I should be back some time tomorrow.
User avatar #19 to #18 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok bye.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a bit late...
User avatar #21 to #20 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Where the **** have you been!
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Not too far away from here.
User avatar #23 to #22 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Then how did you forget? It's your ******* comment after all.
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
It's not too important a thing, but then again, I had not much else to worry about the time. After all, it's still fine.
User avatar #25 to #24 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
I had to worry about it for like 20 days dammit!
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
You don't have to worry anymore. I won't have to lend a comment to you any time soon for the sake of lending a comment to you.
#27 to #26 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
#28 to #27 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Haw haw!
Haw haw!
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
I think I'll say hello.
User avatar #12 to #11 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
Hi...
User avatar #13 to #12 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
How's it going? I am feeling fine this evening.
User avatar #14 to #13 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
I convinced my Mom to help me pay for a gaming PC that is fair. Plus I just schooled my friend in a Skyrim argument.
Today was a good day.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
Well, that's nice.
User avatar #4 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Hey man, if you're no longer collecting items and using FJ points, would you be willing to flick them my way? If not, it's cool :D
User avatar #5 to #4 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm not using FJ points because I don't know how.
User avatar #6 to #5 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
You can only use them for items, so if you don't collect, they're kinda worthless
User avatar #8 to #6 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
Did it work?
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Yup :D Thanks man!
User avatar #10 to #9 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #7 to #6 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
I don't know how to trade either.
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User avatar #1 - nosurprise (06/07/2012) [-]
You are a nice guy.
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