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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Highest Content Rank:#2307
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Total Comments Made:10155
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#7 - It's a samefag conspiracy. 01/05/2016 on Alice's wedding dress +3
#5 - There probably aren't even 1500 people that thumb.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Come on Funnyjunk,make it... +264
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#58 - enixproduction (01/06/2016) [-]
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#25 - jokervsbatsy (01/05/2016) [-]
Best I've gotten is 1509
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Are you a psychic or something?
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#40 - mrpotatofudge (01/05/2016) [-]
i fucking loved that comment
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#10 - yugiohkris (01/05/2016) [-]
At most I would say 10,000.
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#9 - attifyon (01/05/2016) [-]
Nowhere does it say that they need to be unique thumbs.
If maybe the newest update broke the thumbing system and we could thumb certain comments multiple times.
admin pls, do it for the memes
#14 - Actually on honor he has a point. There have been thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on discuss +1
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#15 - DrollHumor (01/05/2016) [-]
I don't know. It's so generally worded it's open to too many interpretations, but to say honor is solely a male thing, that's ridiculous.

Male pride I can see a little bit better. There are definitely some ineffable things that men and women will just never be able to see from the other perspective.
Like boxers vs briefs. I will never truly understand the importance of their differences because I can never experience them as a man does. It is sorta like a qualia, but for the sexes.
#198 - London? 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... 0
#15 - Pretty average size really, also the girl is clearly satisfid …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Rulers +2
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#36 - echsa (01/05/2016) [-]
average where?
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#43 - Kirbyman (01/05/2016) [-]
In the US, the avg penis size hard is 5.5 inches, based on one of the more recent studies they did.

That comes out to about 14 cm. So you're not as fucked as you might think.
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#52 - vampired (01/05/2016) [-]
[American girls are] "not as fucked as you might think."
#44 - echsa (01/05/2016) [-]
but why so small? didn't southpark made an episode about it?
#135 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Bogus studies.
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#102 - Haentar (01/05/2016) [-]
That graph isn't to scale. Sudan should be a bit shorter than double Thailand's length.
#104 - echsa (01/05/2016) [-]
have this one too, but it isn't that detailed
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#108 - Haentar (01/05/2016) [-]
I appreciate it, but there's still the same complaint.... 3.8" x 2 = 7.6" so this glorious condom model (more things should be measured in giant condoms btw) doesn't show it to scale. Also the numbers are mostly different, see cocky Australians
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#162 - echsa (01/06/2016) [-]
don't gimme the red thumb for this but, i didn't make the scale
and i give a shit about what's unfair and not accurate, because i have my 7inch club and i am happy with it, so suck it
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#45 - Kirbyman (01/05/2016) [-]
Well, the short answer is America is becoming increasingly fat, which is having a negative effect on length. Something like 2/3 people are obese, and 80%+ are overweight.

Heart is weaker cause of lack of exercise since we're mostly sedentary nowadays, and thus you don't get that bloodflow necessary.
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#46 - echsa (01/05/2016) [-]
you dick don't get bigger just by being fit. but it sounds logical that these fat rolls make it look smaller than it already is no offence
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#47 - Kirbyman (01/05/2016) [-]
Its not so much bigger as firmer and thus more erect. A higher quality boner, if you will. And its not a massive change either , I think it was something like every additional 30-60 lbs was a half inch.
#48 - echsa (01/05/2016) [-]
seems like you know your stuff, should call you Dr. Cox from now on
#70 - **severepwner used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **severepwner rolls … 01/05/2016 on Faggot comp 0
#54 - For 1, holy **** there's still almost a year until the …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on American politics 0
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#55 - lotengo (01/05/2016) [-]
2.2 how typical would it be of Clinton to just lie about this?
#31 - "Go outside, immigrants aren't actually destroying the co…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Consequences +26
#47 - randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]
Well, have you seen shit like this live? Not on the internet? Has your life been affected?
#125 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
An old mans troath was slashed outside a store by a immigrant only few kilometres from my home. Multible store robbers in one part of the town by the somali immigrants. Rape isnt so common but it happens, children have been victims to violent gang rape, and complaining about shelters and food we give them for free.

Send the animals back to their war infested countries. Those who adjust to a civil society and find a job within 2 years can stay.
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#54 - nanako (01/05/2016) [-]
this happened in my country Muslims chase cops from 'No Go' Zones in UK
#55 - randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]
I allready saw that video and you're not answering the question. Just showing more arbitrary anecdotes.
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#68 - nanako (01/05/2016) [-]
Disqualification by experience is a logical fallacy.
no i've not seen muslim riots personally, i live in a peaceful mostly white suburb, and i'm thankful daily for the place.

Personal experience of something is not required to have an issue with it. You don't need to be a painter to criticise art, you don't need to be a programmer to judge games, you don't need to be a soldier to discuss war. And you don't need to have your hometown devastated by artillery, before you can want to avoid war coming to your home.

Artificially limiting the scope of argument to personal experience means that people wouldn't realise a problem until it was literally everywhere.

The video is something that happened in my country, that affects me. And it is clear, undeniable evidence of an incident with a distinctly religious bias. You can watch it and judge for yourself, no opinions, no vague/biased/unsourced articles. A ground perspective of the event. That's just as good as being there, and to disqualify it because it's not directly personal is an invalid argument

Similar things happen anywhere large muslim ghettoes form. I draw my opinions from a wide array of research and viewpoints. I have a friend who lives near bradford, and regularly sees muslim gangs roaming with knives and swords, he's had to fight them off on a few occasions.
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#76 - lejunkyfaceman (01/05/2016) [-]
that was a lovely comeback!
#71 - randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]
It's so easy to find examples of situations that went wrong, nobody's filming the muslim community that has peacefully coexisted for decades. You're letting your personal opinion be affected by events that have relatively low impact and not even on your own life, while larger more meaniful events pass you by unnoticed.

I want to live in a free society that deals with it's problems like civilised people, instead of hiding and cowering behind a fence because your culture and people are apparently too weak to deal with a changing world.
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#188 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2016) [-]
A civilized and mature Muslim wouldn't defend criminals just because they happen to be Muslims too. Go take a vest into a mosque you inbred.
#195 - randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]
dafak are you on about, I'm not muslim nor am I defending criminals.
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#198 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2016) [-]
You are defending criminals. The 1000 immigrants at the station causing havoc are all criminals. The whatever else population of immigrants that Germany has at this time are peaceful. The 1000 people is less than 1% of the immigrant population but they need to be treated like filth and rot in jail. When you say something like "nobody's filming the muslim community that has peacefully coexisted for decades" you're saying something completely irrelevant. We're talking about the muslim criminals that use their religion to justify their crimes. The "good" Muslims are still there, they still make up most of the Muslim population, and they should all be throwing their Muslim criminal friends under the bus instead of defending them out of loyalty or because they think it'll save Islam's reputation.
#202 - randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]
Seriously, what you just said has so little to do with my original point. It would take me way too long to sum up everything you got wrong, I'm too lazy for that so I'm just gonna ignore you now.
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#83 - Scorch (01/05/2016) [-]
The Peaceful Majority are IRRELEVANT. True Talk

This covers pretty well why a few extremists can ruin everybody elses lives.

I appreciate that question peoples priorities but we're all part of the bigger picture and decisions are up to a degree based on what the public opinion on the subject matter is. That is why it is important that everybody who cares to speak up anywhere has an idea of what he's talking about. And things you've lived through first person are very reliable but it's very limited information and will not help you complete the bigger picture that is why it's important to look around and compare.

A simple example to further demonstrate: I live in the Netherlands in the part that's actually below sealevel, not to close to the water though but if I see on the news now that a nearby town is flooding I'm not going to wait for my city to be under water I'm going to pack my shit and get to higher ground. Because otherwise I'll drown (or you know get wet socks, which is horrible, seriously, yuck).
#183 - randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]
That video again. That lady says such stupid things, "millions of muslims who's sole goal is to destroy western society". If that was really the case we'd have seen a lot more NS carriages blown up.
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#245 - Scorch (01/05/2016) [-]
oh god je bent ook echt een nederlander

While "destroy western society" isn't the best choice of words it's not far from the to do list of a radical muslim. Except they would probably phrase it more like spread my believes and way of life at any means possible.

these millions are spread out over the entire earth mostly killing eachother in the middle east so no they have no interest in blowing up the dutch railways of all things.

The point of the video was to explain why it's not such a bad idea to point out things that go wrong. I honestly don't care that in a lot of communities they are living in peace, I don't care that there are lots of foreign people walking around. I care about the groups that screw up and shouldn't be here.
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#82 - danigoro (01/05/2016) [-]
1st of: the war that it's being held in those countries are mostly due to giving the people who were affected by the WWII a place to live, in their "holy ground", and they then proceded to conquer that holy ground. They went on a war just so they had their land all for themselves. The other part of the war is due to the differences between the different religions and activists in those countries.

Keeping that in mind, it's not hiding behind a fence, but it's actually understanding that the people from a war culture, a culture that it's so focused on "being the only best and your culture means nothing to me" only shows that those kind of people aren't ready for a cultural exchange (another point for this is that musulims say that, if you don't belive in their god and their profet, you're an infidel, and you won't have the same rights and benifits as a musulim. So, that means that ANYONE who's not a musulim, won't be considered as equals.)

2nd: from what you say: "It's so easy to find examples of situations that went wrong, nobody's filming the muslim community that has peacefully coexisted for decades", the only places that are peaceful are mostly on rich areas. Musulim countries have always been poor, and conflictive.

I apologize for my horrible english, but I had to say that.
#17 - We just get the occasional rodent and bugs. What the hell?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Darwin would be ashamed +2
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#18 - brickfest (01/05/2016) [-]
they try to drink from it... the floatsy bit is pretty unstable, so they fall in and drown
#142 - Guess you're right. A trivial mistake however. 01/05/2016 on The Game +1
#187 - You're probably trolling, and I'm not an atheist but all of my… 01/05/2016 on Atheism 0
#59 - Well that's some spirtual, illogical, unresearched, role playi… 01/05/2016 on Nip Slip 0
#57 - What is this headmates thing? It sounds like a cancer…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Nip Slip 0
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#58 - shatraken (01/05/2016) [-]
Tumblrisms - Headmates [mirror]

They say they have multiple minds inside them. xd And that they are sane. xD They want to be called systems. XD
But the best part is that the "alters" don't have to be humans just look at their moderation page on tumblr XDD
Another interesting word: otakukin - a retard a special snowflake (new calss of otherkin) who belives to have a soul of manga/anime/japanese video game character XDDDDD
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#59 - severepwner (01/05/2016) [-]
Well that's some spirtual, illogical, unresearched, role playing bullshit.

Absolutely nothing like the real thing.
#81 - Laws can be wrong and sometimes should be changed. Laws are no…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on "One of those schemes" 0
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#82 - thepizzadevourer (01/05/2016) [-]
I do agree with that. But again, simply because you believe a law is wrong doesn't make you above the law. Civil disobedience, appeals, petitions, speaking with governmental representatives, etc., are all very important and should absolutely be used when you think a law is morally wrong. But you can't expect the law to not apply to you simply because you don't agree with it.
#6 - I am oddly far from the front page. 01/04/2016 on MAY LITTLE PANY 2 0
#15 - 14+ most of the time. I guess because any younger isn…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on "One of those schemes" 0
#30 - toston (01/04/2016) [-]
They use an actress who looks younger than she is and they typically say they are 13 or 14. The actress isnt even talking to the guy online, the cops are. She is just briefed on things he said that she can bring up to incriminate him more.
#16 - >This kind of thing with the mother is weirdly common, just… 01/04/2016 on Part 1 +4
#12 - Mainly he looks relatively young. In comparison to that girl, …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on "One of those schemes" +2
#69 - justtocomment (01/04/2016) [-]
He was under the belief that the girl was between 12 and 14 years old... It doesn't matter how "young he looks".
#13 - epodax (01/04/2016) [-]
What does that have to do with how he looks? All i'm saying (for good or worse), you can rarely judge a book by it's cover.
#11 - People are fantasizing about their blankets coming to life and…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Nip Slip +49
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#46 - shatraken (01/04/2016) [-]
People are saying they are other sex than the one they were born with...
But it's getting to mainstream, so more special snowflakes think they have a soul of an animal, a fantasy creature or even fucking anime character XD otherkins

Weird ? Then read about community called "headmates" XD I'm typing "XD" but I'm sad inside
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#57 - severepwner (01/05/2016) [-]
What is this headmates thing?

It sounds like a cancerous version of an already existing community. Or a tumblr version if you will.
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#58 - shatraken (01/05/2016) [-]
Tumblrisms - Headmates [mirror]

They say they have multiple minds inside them. xd And that they are sane. xD They want to be called systems. XD
But the best part is that the "alters" don't have to be humans just look at their moderation page on tumblr XDD
Another interesting word: otakukin - a retard a special snowflake (new calss of otherkin) who belives to have a soul of manga/anime/japanese video game character XDDDDD
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#59 - severepwner (01/05/2016) [-]
Well that's some spirtual, illogical, unresearched, role playing bullshit.

Absolutely nothing like the real thing.
#55 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Transgender has been around for a long time, it's not just now becoming a thing.
www.encyclopedia.com/article-1G2-3403600222/hall-thomasinethomas.html
#34 - funpunk (01/04/2016) [-]
I see, and I don't want to see any more.
#8 - Drug testing kind of sucks hard. You smoke weed recreationally…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/04/2016 on (untitled) -12
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#13 - battletechmech (01/04/2016) [-]
The idea is for you not to do drugs in the first place dumbass
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#12 - unladenswallow (01/04/2016) [-]
If you fail drug tests for months after smoking weed once, you should see a doctor. Saturation is almost entirely what causes people to fail drug tests. I smoke regularly, but quit for a couple months to look for a job years back. No calls after three months so I said "fuck it" and smoked two joints with some friends one afternoon. As I was exhaling, my phone rang. An interview had been successful and they wanted me to drug test the next morning. "Well shit", I thought, staring at the joint in my hand. But I went anyway. Passed the drug test, as the weed didn't get a chance to really soak in, but was flushed out simply via the water I was consuming. Now, if I had to go through a drug test tomorrow I'd be fucked, because I smoke every evening after the long commute. I'm saturated. But if it's screwing with you for that long after a single use, you have some sort of metabolic issue that you should probably get looked at. It'd be like being a Designated Driver and trying a sip of a craft beer your friend just discovered, and getting a DUI 4 hours later. Something's wrong that isn't the drug or the test.
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#10 - wertologist (01/04/2016) [-]
Why would you do it once anyways? You know the risks. It doesn't matter if you know if you're going to be tested or not. You know it's a possibility so you cannot say it's unfair. That's like stealing and crying that it's unfair if you were caught with finger print evidence.
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#9 - autumnanubis (01/04/2016) [-]
Bad luck? You shouldn't have started. That's the persons fault.
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#53 - rakogoki (01/04/2016) [-]
something tells me if alcahol stayed in the system that long people would change their minds.
#64 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
If alcohol stayed in the system that long, nobody would be driving, lifting heavy equipment, getting pregnant, etc, etc, etc.

Don't try and pull that crap because you blaze it like a swaggot
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#83 - rakogoki (01/05/2016) [-]
by stay in the system i mean just enough to fail a test yet not enough to feel the effect, just pointing out the double standard.
btw worst ive ever done was an ale on my 18th birthday, barely even take ibuprofen. i get why its bad to be under the influence at work, but to lose your job for doing things at home that dont affect your work is just lame.
#3 - Animals, carnivores, were already eating each other. God would…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2016 on 23nd twitter comp i've made +1
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#8 - iqequalzero (01/04/2016) [-]
Actually the animals didnt eat eachother, not until after they fucked it all up by eating those apples.
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#15 - zetsuboukamina (01/04/2016) [-]
Genesis is the biggest load of bullshit. I'm pretty sure it was just created because the original origin story was lost
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#11 - rototornjik (01/04/2016) [-]
so what, tigers used to feed on pears?
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#12 - iqequalzero (01/04/2016) [-]
I suppose.
#7 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Well i don't intend for cows to eat meat, i'd be surprised if i seen one eating another animal, the fact there's animals that do eat animals doesn't make a different...
#4 - If only it did. Then you wouldn't be a liar making … 01/04/2016 on Hatred 0
#22 - Oh he went anon, clever. 01/04/2016 on Cute comp #3 ( monster girls ) 0
#8 - In response to the juri quote "Men who make a fe…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2016 on The Game +106
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#141 - reginleif (01/05/2016) [-]
Another AC fact, OP got the game wrong..... he said it in AC Brotherhood when killing Cesare Borgia not 2.

youtu.be/a4t-x1eA4JU?t=174
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#142 - severepwner (01/05/2016) [-]
Guess you're right. A trivial mistake however.
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#30 - captainprincess (01/04/2016) [-]
yeabut shes a girl
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#72 - gragasvlad (01/04/2016) [-]
Men as in people... Ezio for LIFE!
#7 - Crop it in pain you lazy **** . 01/04/2016 on The Game +3

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User avatar #45 - mouldysandals (01/06/2016) [-]
hey cheers man appreciate it
User avatar #46 to #45 - severepwner (01/06/2016) [-]
No problem.
#43 - auronexplains (10/28/2015) [-]
You a cool dude.
User avatar #44 to #43 - severepwner (10/29/2015) [-]
Thanks.

Always figure out the right way to think about things.
#42 - Alakutubak (07/22/2015) [-]
Ahahaha.... idiot
#40 - somber ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Hallo friend.
Hallo friend.
User avatar #41 to #40 - severepwner (04/21/2015) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #39 - majormayor (04/19/2015) [-]
lol I didn't realize my old account was still "friends" with yours.
User avatar #38 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #32 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
I think of you as cpislucky's twin.
User avatar #33 to #32 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Who?
User avatar #34 to #33 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Some other user who has been sitting in the dustier corners of my friends list.
User avatar #35 to #34 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh, perhaps you should dust him off then.
User avatar #36 to #35 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
He hasn't commented anywhere on the SFW part of the website since February.
User avatar #29 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #31 to #30 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
Butts.
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to leave this comment here for the night. Make sure that nothing happens to it, but that shouldn't be too hard.
User avatar #17 to #16 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok, when are you picking it up?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
Tomorrow. I should be back some time tomorrow.
User avatar #19 to #18 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok bye.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a bit late...
User avatar #21 to #20 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Where the **** have you been!
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Not too far away from here.
User avatar #23 to #22 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Then how did you forget? It's your ******* comment after all.
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
It's not too important a thing, but then again, I had not much else to worry about the time. After all, it's still fine.
User avatar #25 to #24 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
I had to worry about it for like 20 days dammit!
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
You don't have to worry anymore. I won't have to lend a comment to you any time soon for the sake of lending a comment to you.
#27 to #26 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
#28 to #27 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Haw haw!
Haw haw!
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
I think I'll say hello.
User avatar #12 to #11 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
Hi...
User avatar #13 to #12 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
How's it going? I am feeling fine this evening.
User avatar #14 to #13 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
I convinced my Mom to help me pay for a gaming PC that is fair. Plus I just schooled my friend in a Skyrim argument.
Today was a good day.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
Well, that's nice.
User avatar #4 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Hey man, if you're no longer collecting items and using FJ points, would you be willing to flick them my way? If not, it's cool :D
User avatar #5 to #4 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm not using FJ points because I don't know how.
User avatar #6 to #5 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
You can only use them for items, so if you don't collect, they're kinda worthless
User avatar #8 to #6 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
Did it work?
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Yup :D Thanks man!
User avatar #10 to #9 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #7 to #6 - severepwner (11/06/2012) [-]
I don't know how to trade either.
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User avatar #1 - nosurprise (06/07/2012) [-]
You are a nice guy.
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