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#95 - In which case you're still using incorrect grammar ... so I'm …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2013 on I don't care +3
#96 - fyaq has deleted their comment.
User avatar #115 - corso (10/28/2013) [-]
Actually, he's right. Also you're wrong.
#97 - seveer (10/28/2013) [-]
Thankfully I'm nowhere near as moronic as you represent yourself to be.
#98 - fyaq has deleted their comment.
#109 - aurelianopeachdoor (10/28/2013) [-]
God damn
#92 - You're wrong. "Its" is like an equivalent to "h…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/28/2013 on I don't care +6
#93 - fyaq has deleted their comment.
#132 - wanicochil (10/28/2013) [-]
Where the hell in the post does it imply that she is a stay at home wife?
User avatar #95 - seveer (10/28/2013) [-]
In which case you're still using incorrect grammar ... so I'm still right.
#96 - fyaq has deleted their comment.
User avatar #115 - corso (10/28/2013) [-]
Actually, he's right. Also you're wrong.
#97 - seveer (10/28/2013) [-]
Thankfully I'm nowhere near as moronic as you represent yourself to be.
#98 - fyaq has deleted their comment.
#109 - aurelianopeachdoor (10/28/2013) [-]
God damn
#40 - This makes me think of cocaine ... If that was not your… 09/14/2013 on Calm down Satan 0
#13 - I've seen this sign before in real life (or the same one in a … 09/09/2013 on I am a train 0
#74 - Unfortunately, "rights" have allowed women to compla…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Jerkin da Gherkin +31
User avatar #148 - iamsherlocked (09/09/2013) [-]
Hitting someone when they complain isn't rational behaviour, it's called being a dick
#185 - gitanisme (09/09/2013) [-]
found the woman
#9 - This was what I expected in the actual post. 09/08/2013 on BBC +1
#8 - *Joffrey 09/05/2013 on Black friday 0
#7 - He only directed 5 according to IMDb, I'll have to watch them.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on Just the Same 0
User avatar #8 - Thehappyemu (09/04/2013) [-]
My favorite one is Mosely Lane if i remember correctly. I can't listen to "Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird" after that episode.
#47 - Exactly. With all the militarism, alliances, and other shit th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on the smallest change 0
User avatar #48 - KayRed (09/04/2013) [-]
So what this means, is that the one about Hitler's dad jerking it is by far the most accurate.
#99 - I started reading about a year ago, and it easily took 12 week…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #101 - impaledsandwich (09/02/2013) [-]
It took me three weeks of reading almost nonstop to get through it all, and that was about a month ago. One weekend at that rate only gets you into the second act, maybe the third.
#96 - You have clearly not read it. It takes a hell of a lot longer …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2013 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #98 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/02/2013) [-]
I've read it, just not in several months.
User avatar #99 - seveer (09/02/2013) [-]
I started reading about a year ago, and it easily took 12 weeks of reading about 3+ hours a day in order to catch up. Now it's even more.
User avatar #101 - impaledsandwich (09/02/2013) [-]
It took me three weeks of reading almost nonstop to get through it all, and that was about a month ago. One weekend at that rate only gets you into the second act, maybe the third.
#373 - But of course, hitting babies is always okay.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2013 on feminists +8
#428 - diamondperzik (08/30/2013) [-]
what movie is it from?
#439 - deddead (08/30/2013) [-]
i think its from "The Campaign"
#2 - One person laughing is all that is needed. Thanks, and greetin… 08/29/2013 on American Naval Communications 0
#136 - We also haven't had any religion related message on our money … 08/28/2013 on (untitled) 0
#297 - Comment deleted 08/27/2013 on Taco Bell 0
#75 - Not in small amounts. It's just really concentrated/strong. Yo… 08/26/2013 on The Tears of Jesus 0
#1091 - Honestly never played any of them. Only thing I have for games… 08/26/2013 on seveer's profile 0
#4329466 - Curses. Oh well ... 08/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4329455 - Somebody please send me a trade for all my items, give me a po…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4329458 - wethepixel (08/26/2013) [-]
Admin gave them to you.
#4329466 - seveer (08/26/2013) [-]
Curses. Oh well ...

#1088 - Cool, so you've read some homestuck then? Caught up, or just r…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on seveer's profile 0
#1089 - jingleforth (08/26/2013) [-]
...I don't even like Homestuck.

I just got the reference.
#1086 - You get the reference? Or is it just the spades?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on seveer's profile 0
#1087 - jingleforth (08/26/2013) [-]
Both.

Pic related, contains spades but also has references
User avatar #1088 - seveer (08/26/2013) [-]
Cool, so you've read some homestuck then? Caught up, or just read some of it?
#1089 - jingleforth (08/26/2013) [-]
...I don't even like Homestuck.

I just got the reference.
#4 - They are supposed to be in third grade. 08/20/2013 on Oh that's it. 0
#32 - The Snorlax one is not true. 08/20/2013 on Pokemon facts #2 (read... +4
#49 - Picture 08/14/2013 on Something +10
#763 - Understood. Not sure if it's quite fitness related though ... …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on get yourself a body 0
#768 - romdadon (08/14/2013) [-]
dat gif
how is his leg suppose to be ok
#769 - seveer (08/14/2013) [-]
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#1093 - Orc has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - seveer (03/10/2014) [-]
Alright ... nice roll.

But why here?
#1095 to #1094 - Orc has deleted their comment [-]
#1096 to #1095 - seveer (03/10/2014) [-]
Those were a long time ago ... how did you come across them?
Those were a long time ago ... how did you come across them?
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User avatar #1092 - seveer (12/13/2013) [-]
akabara64
User avatar #1090 - jingleforth (08/26/2013) [-]
Do you like the bioshock games?
User avatar #1091 to #1090 - seveer (08/26/2013) [-]
Honestly never played any of them. Only thing I have for games is my PC, and I've never gotten that into many games (if they even have it for PC).

I hear that they are really good though.
User avatar #1085 - jingleforth (08/26/2013) [-]
Avatar, nice.
User avatar #1086 to #1085 - seveer (08/26/2013) [-]
You get the reference? Or is it just the spades?
#1087 to #1086 - jingleforth (08/26/2013) [-]
Both.

Pic related, contains spades but also has references
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - seveer (08/26/2013) [-]
Cool, so you've read some homestuck then? Caught up, or just read some of it?
#1089 to #1088 - jingleforth (08/26/2013) [-]
...I don't even like Homestuck.

I just got the reference.
#1083 to #1082 - seveer (08/04/2013) [-]
How's it going?
User avatar #1084 to #1083 - jingleforth (08/21/2013) [-]
Pretty good, just planning some shit.

I'm going to become a billionaire, get a talking, sentient raccoon, a small personalized vehicle that will let me travel through space and on planets promptly named Green Minotaur or Blue Griffin, planning on becoming a head figure for Mars, planning on investing in SpaceX.
User avatar #1077 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
I love you
#1078 to #1077 - seveer (05/05/2013) [-]
wat?
wat?
#1079 to #1078 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
How are you today
How are you today
#1080 to #1079 - seveer (05/05/2013) [-]
Busy, and wasting as much time as I possibly can before I dig myself too deep a hole ...   
   
o no, lion is kill
Busy, and wasting as much time as I possibly can before I dig myself too deep a hole ...

o no, lion is kill
#1081 to #1080 - seveer (05/05/2013) [-]
hmm
hmm
User avatar #1071 to #1070 - seveer (04/17/2013) [-]
Don't see a lot of homestuck stuff on here. Saw my avatar I guess?
User avatar #1072 to #1071 - gelflingchey (04/17/2013) [-]
yeah, you guessed it lol.
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - seveer (04/17/2013) [-]
You a Tavros fan or something? I haven't been reading for very long and don't know much about the fandom.
User avatar #1074 to #1073 - gelflingchey (04/17/2013) [-]
yup... and john too. I just started reading a few weeks ago but im getting pretty into it.
User avatar #1075 to #1074 - seveer (04/17/2013) [-]
Ditto for the start time. Some of my friends have been with it for years, and finally got me to read it. Where are you if not completely caught up?
User avatar #1076 to #1075 - gelflingchey (04/17/2013) [-]
right, same. I think i'm around act 7.. so i'm not too far in the reading.
User avatar #1060 - jingleforth (04/07/2013) [-]
Hurr my naem is seveer lelululululul
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - jingleforth (04/07/2013) [-]
I was trying to find a quote from this weird guy, but couldn't find it. So I just gave up and decided to post that.
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - seveer (04/07/2013) [-]
Ok then ... any reason to post in particular? Or just doing it for the sake of it?
User avatar #1064 to #1063 - jingleforth (04/07/2013) [-]
No reason.

lel
#1065 to #1064 - seveer (04/07/2013) [-]
Haha, ok then.
Haha, ok then.
#1059 to #1058 - seveer (03/29/2013) [-]
Yes?
Yes?
User avatar #1027 - codes (03/12/2013) [-]
**codes rolls 1**
User avatar #1025 - donkeyfetus (03/12/2013) [-]
: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((?
User avatar #1026 to #1025 - seveer (03/12/2013) [-]
yup all gone to kagamijay, he is selling for tf2 items
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User avatar #1023 to #1022 - seveer (03/11/2013) [-]
Says the guy with almost no significant old rares.
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User avatar #1017 - turkboy (03/11/2013) [-]
i have a scribe riding a toad for sale?
User avatar #1018 to #1017 - seveer (03/11/2013) [-]
Not interested in that in particular ... but what are you looking to get from me?
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - turkboy (03/11/2013) [-]
not sure
maybe a plant?
User avatar #1020 to #1019 - seveer (03/11/2013) [-]
No thanks.
User avatar #1003 - kuningas (03/10/2013) [-]
sorry
i'm not selling badges
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - seveer (03/10/2013) [-]
Thank you very much!
User avatar #999 - TheElementels (03/10/2013) [-]
Book to Iron Ignots ratio?
User avatar #1000 to #999 - seveer (03/10/2013) [-]
Idk, try sending whatever you think is fair. I just need to keep at least 1.
User avatar #996 - turkboy (03/10/2013) [-]
i gib u 4000 coal 4 deegeetee okayokay?
User avatar #997 to #996 - seveer (03/10/2013) [-]
nah
User avatar #998 to #997 - turkboy (03/10/2013) [-]
i gib u 2500 coal 4 god gem okayokay?
User avatar #995 - spartanian (03/09/2013) [-]
hoi send trade then
User avatar #993 - spartanian (03/09/2013) [-]
lel

7 in quantity
User avatar #994 to #993 - seveer (03/09/2013) [-]
I don't even like dragons, and its only 5k value. Wouldn't even be significant on profile.
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