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#145 - This assumes that the Swizz army is not mobilized. Even if you…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Shots fired.. 0
#160 - shamadruu (08/04/2014) [-]
Switzerland isn't self sufficient. They'd just need to let them starve, then roll in and capture what the dead Swiss have left behind.
#156 - shamadruu (08/04/2014) [-]
Which is why you don't engage in regular warfare. Weapons of mass destruction, especially chemical and biological ones, could make it much simpler. The Swiss army wouldn't be able to do much if they were all dying from a nasty cocktail of CBRN weapons.
#1450 - Fireflies in my ass... 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#331 - **** it 06/28/2014 on Post your selfie here +1
#100 - Well we have yet to see if Eurons purpose is anything ot…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Surprise! 0
User avatar #254 - undeadmaus (06/18/2014) [-]
I can do without Victarion but Euron is just bad ass and I believe his role will be very important in the following books.
#82 - YFW D&D merges Vicky with Euron I mean Daario  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Surprise! +1
User avatar #94 - undeadmaus (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't get how they could possibly do that. The characters are too different and they each need to be in different places.
User avatar #100 - sesamfan (06/17/2014) [-]
Well we have yet to see if Eurons purpose is anything other than bringing a fleet to Dany. I mean obviously the whole Battle of Mereen thing is something he plays a major role but since Daario already got Dany 93 ships(oddly fucking specific since that's how many Vicky brings) I fear that they will downplay his role greatly.

But then again the above is just my fear. I freaking love Vicky, easily one of the most badass characters!
User avatar #254 - undeadmaus (06/18/2014) [-]
I can do without Victarion but Euron is just bad ass and I believe his role will be very important in the following books.
#14 - **sesamfan rolled comment #8995548 ** : honk My quote  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on "Sample Text" +16
User avatar #18 - lieden (06/12/2014) [-]
That shouldn't have been so funny.
#68 - You are a gentleman and a scholar 06/12/2014 on Playing charades can be... +58
#9 - **sesamfan rolled image ** 06/12/2014 on I remember watching this show 0
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#6 - MFW GF broke up with me last week and my booty-supply is drain…  [+] (23 new replies) 06/12/2014 on I'm going in dry +44
User avatar #40 - zamka (09/02/2014) [-]
Oh no, don't tell me it's Alice...
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/12/2014) [-]
bullshit. Too bad that never happened
#26 - ruckallthefules (06/12/2014) [-]
All is k bro, it's summer. C'mon just enjoy the sun and go party. Fuck dem hoes. My last relationship was exactly 2years ago. I haven't touched a boob ever since. But that doesn't stop me from whatever I want. I play Vidya and my summer is full of stuff I want to do like festivals, driving lessons, Beach penthouse @ my friend's. Damn, I have everything to look up to! make it worth man. Bitches aint shit. They're just a toy with meat on it. Don't feel down, plenty of fish in the sea and they swim by when least expected.
Take this wallpaper that I made and get a smile on your face!
User avatar #31 - ciacheczko (06/12/2014) [-]
This just sounds like a bad way of dealing with loneliness, no offense. If you need to advertise how much amazing fun you are having being single, you problably aren't actually having so much fun.
Just my thoughts on the topic, don't shoot.
#33 - ruckallthefules (06/12/2014) [-]
I was just trying to cheer up my fella.
But anyways I understand man, I don't get mad because you think that.
To be really honest with you, I've felt lonely for a long time about 1 year ago. But I could've put my thoughts away. I don't really miss having a GF. But apart from that, I didn't have shit to do last year during summer. Basically the only thing I had to do was 1 week of work, and I cancelled that so I could go out with a girl I liked. But man, I regretted that so hard. That was like the worst date ever. Now what I commented before, I have planned my vacation to the fullest. I was always too lazy to do this and hoped for things to come fly at me. But ofcourse they never came by. Now that I sorted out everything I've gotta do I can't wait to get dem finals done.
You can still have the wallpaper though.
#9 - Kairyuka (06/12/2014) [-]
Mfw my only relationship was long-distance and my chances of finding someone I'm compatible with are really extremely slim
#17 - xtrem (06/12/2014) [-]
at least you're not in my place :
-expat in a desert country
-work in a remote desert area
-place is 90% males the 10% females are their wives
-no way to form a long-distant relationship
-getting hollowed day by day
feels like abysswalker
#25 - assmctitties (06/12/2014) [-]
Feel like Artorias? Do what he did, get a dog and give it a big ass shield! Aint no gf in the world gonna walk around with a badass mofuggin shield. And then when u die, the dog gon be like "eeyoo mah niguuh i´s gon avange yo death mofugga!" And u can be in the sweet heaven of gwynewere´s donkadonks and chill. Flawless victory.
#21 - Kairyuka (06/12/2014) [-]
Well it's not THAT difficult to move to another place once you're old enough
User avatar #34 - xtrem (06/12/2014) [-]
trust me when you have life stability and a job you'll find it very difficult.
sometimes i think all this money for what ? for a 30 days vacation that will pass like a blink of an eye. but still tough decision
User avatar #35 - Kairyuka (06/13/2014) [-]
It's a tough decision, but if you feel like you're stuck in place, which you seem to do, it might be the right tough decision. The right decision isn't always the easy one
User avatar #36 - xtrem (06/13/2014) [-]
This is exactly what am feeling, it's like being left in the train station, my younger brother is getting married, all my friends and people i know already have kids.
only drinks and having fun makes this feeling go away , this sucks.
User avatar #37 - Kairyuka (06/13/2014) [-]
Well maybe you should try and make a plan to take your life in a different direction, even if you're not exactly sure precisely how you'd like it. Some times you just have to stir up the same ol' same ol' to fall into place better in some new way
User avatar #38 - xtrem (06/13/2014) [-]
i'll keep that in mind, i am hoping for a change when i get a vacation in august
User avatar #39 - Kairyuka (06/13/2014) [-]
Good luck with it, if you need someone to talk to, you can always write me a message
User avatar #16 - alfibrakiz (06/12/2014) [-]
I wish you well, stranger. Would hug you, but I can't over the internet.
#22 - Kairyuka (06/12/2014) [-]
Thanks, I appreciate the thought
User avatar #13 - burnswhenipee (06/12/2014) [-]
Mine was long distance and she was the first girl I ever loved and who loved me back. Her mother forced us to stop seeing each other

I still cry sometimes

My chest hurts when I think about her
#24 - Kairyuka (06/12/2014) [-]
Mine was the second person I've loved (I've had a couple of crushes, and one person before that I loved) and the first where it was mutual. She just had too many problems and she "broke up" with me at least once a week. Eventually my feelings for her just disappeared and it had to end. I still worry about her some times.
To be honest, I'm not THAT eager to get in a relationship, I just really love the thought of finding someone that you can be that close with and it all just seems natural. But the chances of that happening to someone like me are pretty low indeed. Oh well, honestly I could just do with a couple of good friends.
I'm sorry to hear your story man, that really sucks. Here, have a silly internet hug
#10 - acidjunk (06/12/2014) [-]
#11 - Kairyuka (06/12/2014) [-]
Awh thank you man
User avatar #7 - thepandaking (06/12/2014) [-]
I'm in your boat. it's k, more money from steam sales, hahahahaha ha
ha
#8 - doodooda (06/12/2014) [-]
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#41 - sciencexplain ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
I just spent the last hour reading through your story, and I have to say, I've never been moved like this. There was so much raw emotion, pain, anger, sorrow, happiness... It's like you painted your life on a giant canvas. You tackled your demons and came from nothing to such a strong, independent person who was ready to face your demons and end it all. Your life is saturated with a lifetime of emotion already, so now you get to go through the good part. Enjoy your life, and never let that go. You might hate it, but it made you the person you are now, and all the stronger for it. I have immeasurable respect for you, so keep doing what you're doing. Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
I just spent the last hour reading through your story, and I have to say, I've never been moved like this. There was so much raw emotion, pain, anger, sorrow, happiness... It's like you painted your life on a giant canvas. You tackled your demons and came from nothing to such a strong, independent person who was ready to face your demons and end it all. Your life is saturated with a lifetime of emotion already, so now you get to go through the good part. Enjoy your life, and never let that go. You might hate it, but it made you the person you are now, and all the stronger for it. I have immeasurable respect for you, so keep doing what you're doing. Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
User avatar #40 - mylazy ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Hey man. You should really repost your story. It is great, but no one gets to see it.
User avatar #39 - twi (01/14/2014) [-]
nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples
User avatar #37 - thefunnyside (01/13/2014) [-]
Where are you from?
User avatar #38 to #37 - sesamfan (01/14/2014) [-]
Scandinavia
#36 - pimpjesus ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I just devoted an hour and a half to your absolutely fantastic tear-jerking story and i have to say you are one of the bravest and most caring individuals that i have had the honor of knowing. I hope all is well with you and Alice and wish you the best of luck in the days to come. Seriously man, you rock.
I just devoted an hour and a half to your absolutely fantastic tear-jerking story and i have to say you are one of the bravest and most caring individuals that i have had the honor of knowing. I hope all is well with you and Alice and wish you the best of luck in the days to come. Seriously man, you rock.
User avatar #33 - grindor ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Just read the tale of a lost boy. I don't really know how to explain what I'm feeling right now. This bittersweet aching in my heart. this feeling of satisfaction of you finding out who you are, and this sadness from everything you had to go through to find yourself. this sense of content from you saying that you are "simply that guy in the hallway."

I don't know if your even going to read this poorly written comment, but you have touched me in a way I can't (and probably never will) understand; And I will never forget your story.
User avatar #34 to #33 - sesamfan (11/29/2013) [-]
Thanks for reading brother
#32 - koseose ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Stay strong bro, i know what you have been trough! I got sunken chest aswell
User avatar #30 - GnRNoD (10/24/2013) [-]
I just finished reading your story and I have to tell you man, tough life I mean I had some of that **** in my life as well but I am big, like very big and never really had any problem with bullys once they noticed that I wasn't big for nothing also my brother got me used to being punched by beating the living **** out of me every day for over six years, I'm glad you could overcome it and I really like the way you express yourself perhaps you should think about using that for some fiction.
I'm happy that you're feeling good about your future and I just wanted to thank you for sharing such a personal and interesting stroy.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sesamfan (10/24/2013) [-]
I can really put into words how good it has been for me to get so much support from this site, it's really enriching to share my story with people I don't know or probably will never meet. Yea I've thought more and more about writing something more consistent. But I feel like I should get some more life experience before that.

Thanks for reading!

#28 - stoicnick (10/18/2013) [-]
hi
hi
User avatar #29 to #28 - sesamfan (10/18/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #26 - dzeusas (09/26/2013) [-]
Your story is the best thing I have found on this site so far. It inspires me to get my own **** together and start living my life. Good luck dude.
User avatar #25 - luddethebunny (09/26/2013) [-]
dude wat. I was reading your stories then everything suddenly stopped, no warning that the others was up ;`(
User avatar #24 - mercurry (09/24/2013) [-]
i just wanted to say that i love you.
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2013) [-]
**** man its been like a week since you left us with that cliffhanger ending. At least let us know how its coming along.

Sincerely, That one dickbag anon
User avatar #22 - theepicguerilla (09/21/2013) [-]
Wheres part 11??????????????
User avatar #21 - OsamaBinLadenz (09/14/2013) [-]
Desiring part 10. I beg of you.
#19 - imsodone (09/03/2013) [-]
Part 9 please!
#20 to #19 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
your username makes me upset
it's because it reminds me of tumb1r
#17 - stoicnick (08/30/2013) [-]
your awesome
your awesome
#18 to #17 - stoicnick (09/03/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Gaben ** you're....
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/27/2013) [-]
Hurry the hell up with part 7.
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