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Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#68 - NOTHING NOTHING NOOOTHIIIIING! EEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH… 12/17/2014 on ya dun fucked up now, ash +2
#2502493 - Picture 12/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#2502469 - Just played a game where I just went negative 10. So many kil…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#2502492 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Seppuku
#2502493 - sergeantnovak (12/17/2014) [-]
#2502438 - Yep 12/17/2014 on Friendly 0
#64 - Picture 12/17/2014 on (untitled) +5
#60 - Drunken Peasants referenced. Swell with pan and tight corduroys. 12/16/2014 on #bantj +2
#49 - Comment deleted 12/16/2014 on Salty Spitoon 0
#81 - It's been already explained, but have this if you want for future use. 12/16/2014 on shove it up your vagina 0
#2498896 - Why then?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Friendly +1
#2498900 - mewiol (12/16/2014) [-]
It's the moment I was conceived.
User avatar #2498901 - princekyle (12/16/2014) [-]
Aww you're a newyearsbaby cuuuuuuute
#2498904 - mewiol (12/16/2014) [-]
Please don't patronize me.
#2498906 - princekyle (12/16/2014) [-]
adorbs
#2498908 - mewiol (12/16/2014) [-]
#2498912 - heartsickruben (12/16/2014) [-]
#2498891 - ITT: If you could have personally intervened in anything in …  [+] (16 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2498953 - microbrony (12/16/2014) [-]
uuuuuuuuhhhmmm

Tell George to make decent prequels
User avatar #2498928 - dafiltafish (12/16/2014) [-]
I would have urged Kennedy to put the bullet-resistant-bubble on the Lincoln convertible.

I know i couldn't make him do it, i know the gun(s) would have likely been able to punch through it, but it could have saved his life.
User avatar #2498910 - professormeatwad (12/16/2014) [-]
Pillows had a good one I take mine back and wanna do pillows
User avatar #2498905 - pillows (12/16/2014) [-]
My uncle's death..
User avatar #2498899 - professormeatwad (12/16/2014) [-]
I would have assassinated Emperor Go-Murakami
User avatar #2498895 - mewiol (12/16/2014) [-]
Midnight of January 1st, 1995
User avatar #2498896 - sergeantnovak (12/16/2014) [-]
Why then?
#2498900 - mewiol (12/16/2014) [-]
It's the moment I was conceived.
User avatar #2498901 - princekyle (12/16/2014) [-]
Aww you're a newyearsbaby cuuuuuuute
#2498904 - mewiol (12/16/2014) [-]
Please don't patronize me.
#2498906 - princekyle (12/16/2014) [-]
adorbs
#2498908 - mewiol (12/16/2014) [-]
#2498912 - heartsickruben (12/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #2498894 - princekyle (12/16/2014) [-]
The burning of the parliament building in the war of 1812
#2498892 - josuke (12/16/2014) [-]
The Babylonian library burning.
I want my books.
User avatar #2498893 - josuke (12/16/2014) [-]
And scrolls
And etc.

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#90 - cann (08/22/2014) [-]
can u make the waffles thumbs and the players head have OP on it
can u make the waffles thumbs and the players head have OP on it
User avatar #91 to #90 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure who directed you here, but I'm not really that good of a gif editor. Most of what I do is capture something, go into a image editor and optimize it's size and try to spruce up it's quality. Though, this seems easy enough to do, I'll give it a shot.
User avatar #92 to #91 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
i love you
#93 to #92 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Well, it's not as good as I wanted it to be and I honestly 						******					 up with the jittery thumbs, but I got tired after the fact and I'll try getting it fixed later. Here is the gif as of right now
Well, it's not as good as I wanted it to be and I honestly ****** up with the jittery thumbs, but I got tired after the fact and I'll try getting it fixed later. Here is the gif as of right now
User avatar #94 to #93 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
man thats perfect
User avatar #95 to #94 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm glad you think so, but I'll get to improving it in a bit. The jitter thumbs on the bottom bother me too much to leave as is.
User avatar #96 to #95 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
ok 0:
User avatar #86 - XAssassin ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
SKYPE
#81 - FrankReal (02/03/2014) [-]
I made this in LDD
User avatar #82 to #81 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Das ist cool. How long did it take you?
User avatar #83 to #82 - FrankReal (02/03/2014) [-]
like half an hour
User avatar #84 to #83 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
It's well done.
User avatar #85 to #84 - FrankReal (02/03/2014) [-]
thx
#79 - fjponythread (01/29/2014) [-]
Found the Halo: Cryptum cover art in wallpaper size
Too bad it's too large for FJ
i.imgur.com/qi6g7OW.jpg
I thought you might like it
User avatar #80 to #79 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Props man, I actually don't have it. I'll put it on my desktop slide right now.

Thanks.
#77 - ttttttttttttttt (01/22/2014) [-]
Ayo 						*****					   
What do you use to capture gifs on your screen
Ayo *****
What do you use to capture gifs on your screen
#78 to #77 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
gifcam.en.softonic.com/   
   
They get really big in size quick. It would help if you used an editing program along side it to size down the files a bit.   
   
If you don't have photoshop, this is a good free alternative www.photoscape.org/ps/main/download.php
gifcam.en.softonic.com/

They get really big in size quick. It would help if you used an editing program along side it to size down the files a bit.

If you don't have photoshop, this is a good free alternative www.photoscape.org/ps/main/download.php
User avatar #45 - lordnerevar (01/15/2014) [-]
I hear you make .gifs for people
I got the money, show me the goods
#46 to #45 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
No payment necessary. Just send me the video(s) and the time frames you want captured.
No payment necessary. Just send me the video(s) and the time frames you want captured.
User avatar #47 to #46 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
You're a God.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3PwyLSRHtw
I'm thinking about 2:06:36, when the Red Phantom begins over the bridge, up to arooound 2:06:45 when the host player sharply turns to face the camera.
Bonus points if you can make the .gif freeze-frame for a moment with the host looking at the camera
MOAR BONUS POINTS if you can, during that freeze frame, add the caption: "Like I give a **** ." near the host player.
<3
User avatar #53 to #47 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Just in case you're confused. I've listed them down below
User avatar #48 to #47 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Alright, I got good news and meh news.

The good news is I got your GIF finished and did your bonus stuff to 'em. Bad news is that due to technical problems, I had to increase the frames captured in the gif. In my editing program, they were just broken when it was set to 10 frames per/sec. What this means, is that the original GIF is massive. 8 MBs.

I took the liberty of making smaller, less file size intensive versions of to go along with it. I could reduce quality, but low quality GIFs are sort of a pet peeve of mine.

Anyways, if you don't like them, tell me what you want changed and I'll get around to it.
User avatar #54 to #48 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
And I made a reduced colors one. Honestly, you don't want this less than 64. About the same size as reduced and now at 2.4 MB
#55 to #54 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #56 to #55 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Actually, on FJ, I can barely tell the difference between this one and reduced quality.

This one is recommended for FJ use ^
User avatar #60 to #56 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
Hold on, actually. I just looked back into the video and it seems to be cropped out around the edges. Could you undo that so the host's hilarious animation bug is more easily visible? In the .gif, he flies off-screen, while in the video, he remains in view the whole time.
User avatar #61 to #60 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
I am very sorry to appear so ungrateful or greedy, but the host's hilarious animation was the whole reason I wanted this .gif, and I'd rather it weren't cropped most of the way out
#70 to #61 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
I made a version that I edit and caption later,. It's a cropped version, but not on the important part. This will make the host's head direction more visible, as well as reduce file size.    
   
Tell me if you want me to do the gif like this.
I made a version that I edit and caption later,. It's a cropped version, but not on the important part. This will make the host's head direction more visible, as well as reduce file size.

Tell me if you want me to do the gif like this.
User avatar #71 to #70 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't quite see the difference you're telling me about D:
User avatar #72 to #71 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
The left side of the video is cropped
User avatar #73 to #72 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah, I see now, sorry. To be honest, I feel like the current works perfectly, and my only concern was the top being cropped. Thanks a ton for doing this for me, and I hope you enjoy your sleep C:
User avatar #74 to #73 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
No problem. Good night
User avatar #68 to #61 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm getting ready to sleep. If there are any further changes you want, I'll make sure to get around to it tomorrow.
User avatar #69 to #67 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Massive refers to it's file size

The actual "size" is not massive
#66 to #61 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
mini
mini
#65 to #61 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Okay, nothing is cropped on this except for a bit on the bottom. Made sure.   
   
FJ friendly version
Okay, nothing is cropped on this except for a bit on the bottom. Made sure.

FJ friendly version
User avatar #64 to #61 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
wait

**** the top is cropped, hold on
#62 to #61 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
No prob, easy fix on my part   
   
This is one is also optimized for FJ   
   
I'll have to send the full version via dropbox or something. It's almost 10 MB
No prob, easy fix on my part

This is one is also optimized for FJ

I'll have to send the full version via dropbox or something. It's almost 10 MB
#63 to #62 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
smaller   
under 2 MB
smaller
under 2 MB
User avatar #58 to #56 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
Yes, this one is absolutely perfect. Thanks so much! You're the only person who has been able to aid me in this, I cannot begin to express my gratitude! @_@
User avatar #57 to #56 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
*size
#52 to #48 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Super Mini
Super Mini
#51 to #48 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Mini
Mini
#50 to #48 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Reduced Size (still pretty big)
Reduced Size (still pretty big)
#49 to #48 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Original Size   
   
(The gif is larger when you look at it off FJ)
Original Size

(The gif is larger when you look at it off FJ)
User avatar #59 to #49 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
I wanted to keep this big one as well, but when I try opening it, it is still the same size as it is in your comment. What's going on with that? :C
User avatar #28 - xenxio (01/01/2014) [-]
make that 0:12
User avatar #27 - xenxio (01/01/2014) [-]
0:06-0:13
User avatar #30 to #27 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
I just noticed you posted this, whoops
User avatar #31 to #30 - xenxio (01/01/2014) [-]
I figured that lol
#22 - lightarcanine (12/19/2013) [-]
**lightarcanine rolls 5,833**

Quads and I kill myself.
#18 - FrankReal (12/17/2013) [-]
Dumb and Dunmer
#19 to #18 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Fronk, you have gone above and beyond to water my garden and I love you for it.
Fronk, you have gone above and beyond to water my garden and I love you for it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - FrankReal (12/17/2013) [-]
I found it on /v/
I knew you'd have to see it
User avatar #21 to #20 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
le saved
User avatar #16 - lightarcanine (12/14/2013) [-]
**lightarcanine rolls 080**
User avatar #17 to #16 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
**sergeantnovak rolls 571**
User avatar #4 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**sergeantnovak rolls 11**
#5 to #4 - evilicious (12/01/2013) [-]
doubles.   
do it again.
doubles.
do it again.
#13 to #5 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
**sergeantnovak rolls 79**
**sergeantnovak rolls 79**
User avatar #10 to #5 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
I forgot how to roll now
User avatar #11 to #10 - evilicious (12/01/2013) [-]
* roll 2 *
User avatar #12 to #11 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
I kept doing slash, anyways
User avatar #14 to #12 - evilicious (12/01/2013) [-]
Failure.
User avatar #15 to #14 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm used to Gen chat
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