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#2039991 - Blows. 7 hours ago on Friendly 0
#2039980 - Onward to the edge, waffle is moving onward to the edge  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2039986 - thewafflearmeee (7 hours ago) [-]
I AM ASCENDANT

YOU CANNON BEGIN TO COMPREHEND MY EXISTANCE
#2039977 - Since a lot of the time you guys play games together it gives …  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2039988 - NutHut (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't even know. I'm not really interested in Pathfinder. But school is starting soon. So Jj and Ford may just die for a while since they are starting Uni. Same with me.
User avatar #2039991 - sergeantnovak (7 hours ago) [-]
Blows.
#2039943 - You know it. Oh, and by the way, did Age of Empire go free or …  [+] (4 new replies) 7 hours ago on Friendly +1
User avatar #2039949 - NutHut (7 hours ago) [-]
No.
But with Chance literally dead all the time and Payday becoming Grindville USA that's the new thing.
User avatar #2039977 - sergeantnovak (7 hours ago) [-]
Since a lot of the time you guys play games together it gives me an illusion of "oh shit, did I miss a free 24 hour game!?"

Other than that, Ford and I were planing on doing a session of Pathfinder at some point. If it's going to happen eventually, did any of you guys want to join in?
User avatar #2039988 - NutHut (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't even know. I'm not really interested in Pathfinder. But school is starting soon. So Jj and Ford may just die for a while since they are starting Uni. Same with me.
User avatar #2039991 - sergeantnovak (7 hours ago) [-]
Blows.
#2039931 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 7 hours ago on Friendly +2
User avatar #2039932 - NutHut (7 hours ago) [-]
shit nigga
User avatar #2039943 - sergeantnovak (7 hours ago) [-]
You know it. Oh, and by the way, did Age of Empire go free or something? Everyone seems to be playing it.
User avatar #2039949 - NutHut (7 hours ago) [-]
No.
But with Chance literally dead all the time and Payday becoming Grindville USA that's the new thing.
User avatar #2039977 - sergeantnovak (7 hours ago) [-]
Since a lot of the time you guys play games together it gives me an illusion of "oh shit, did I miss a free 24 hour game!?"

Other than that, Ford and I were planing on doing a session of Pathfinder at some point. If it's going to happen eventually, did any of you guys want to join in?
User avatar #2039988 - NutHut (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't even know. I'm not really interested in Pathfinder. But school is starting soon. So Jj and Ford may just die for a while since they are starting Uni. Same with me.
User avatar #2039991 - sergeantnovak (7 hours ago) [-]
Blows.
#2039923 - Go get'em 7 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2039918 - Picture 7 hours ago on Friendly +1
#64 - This guy puts out good content and addresses a lot o… 08/19/2014 on The Man, The Myth, The Legend 0
#127 - It's sort of a 3 word contraction of 'should', 'not', and 'hav… 08/19/2014 on anon faces a dilemma 0
#2021107 - I'll talk to you faeggs later Goodbye 08/19/2014 on Friendly +1

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User avatar #86 - XAssassin (02/10/2014) [-]
SKYPE
#81 - FrankReal (02/03/2014) [-]
I made this in LDD
User avatar #82 to #81 - sergeantnovak (02/03/2014) [-]
Das ist cool. How long did it take you?
User avatar #83 to #82 - FrankReal (02/03/2014) [-]
like half an hour
User avatar #84 to #83 - sergeantnovak (02/03/2014) [-]
It's well done.
User avatar #85 to #84 - FrankReal (02/03/2014) [-]
thx
#79 - fjponythread (01/29/2014) [-]
Found the Halo: Cryptum cover art in wallpaper size
Too bad it's too large for FJ
i.imgur.com/qi6g7OW.jpg
I thought you might like it
User avatar #80 to #79 - sergeantnovak (01/30/2014) [-]
Props man, I actually don't have it. I'll put it on my desktop slide right now.

Thanks.
#77 - ttttttttttttttt (01/22/2014) [-]
Ayo 						*****					   
What do you use to capture gifs on your screen
Ayo *****
What do you use to capture gifs on your screen
#78 to #77 - sergeantnovak (01/22/2014) [-]
gifcam.en.softonic.com/   
   
They get really big in size quick. It would help if you used an editing program along side it to size down the files a bit.   
   
If you don't have photoshop, this is a good free alternative www.photoscape.org/ps/main/download.php
gifcam.en.softonic.com/

They get really big in size quick. It would help if you used an editing program along side it to size down the files a bit.

If you don't have photoshop, this is a good free alternative www.photoscape.org/ps/main/download.php
User avatar #45 - lordnerevar (01/15/2014) [-]
I hear you make .gifs for people
I got the money, show me the goods
#46 to #45 - sergeantnovak (01/15/2014) [-]
No payment necessary. Just send me the video(s) and the time frames you want captured.
No payment necessary. Just send me the video(s) and the time frames you want captured.
User avatar #47 to #46 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
You're a God.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3PwyLSRHtw
I'm thinking about 2:06:36, when the Red Phantom begins over the bridge, up to arooound 2:06:45 when the host player sharply turns to face the camera.
Bonus points if you can make the .gif freeze-frame for a moment with the host looking at the camera
MOAR BONUS POINTS if you can, during that freeze frame, add the caption: "Like I give a **** ." near the host player.
<3
User avatar #53 to #47 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
Just in case you're confused. I've listed them down below
User avatar #48 to #47 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
Alright, I got good news and meh news.

The good news is I got your GIF finished and did your bonus stuff to 'em. Bad news is that due to technical problems, I had to increase the frames captured in the gif. In my editing program, they were just broken when it was set to 10 frames per/sec. What this means, is that the original GIF is massive. 8 MBs.

I took the liberty of making smaller, less file size intensive versions of to go along with it. I could reduce quality, but low quality GIFs are sort of a pet peeve of mine.

Anyways, if you don't like them, tell me what you want changed and I'll get around to it.
User avatar #54 to #48 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
And I made a reduced colors one. Honestly, you don't want this less than 64. About the same size as reduced and now at 2.4 MB
User avatar #56 to #55 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
Actually, on FJ, I can barely tell the difference between this one and reduced quality.

This one is recommended for FJ use ^
User avatar #60 to #56 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
Hold on, actually. I just looked back into the video and it seems to be cropped out around the edges. Could you undo that so the host's hilarious animation bug is more easily visible? In the .gif, he flies off-screen, while in the video, he remains in view the whole time.
User avatar #61 to #60 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
I am very sorry to appear so ungrateful or greedy, but the host's hilarious animation was the whole reason I wanted this .gif, and I'd rather it weren't cropped most of the way out
#70 to #61 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
I made a version that I edit and caption later,. It's a cropped version, but not on the important part. This will make the host's head direction more visible, as well as reduce file size.    
   
Tell me if you want me to do the gif like this.
I made a version that I edit and caption later,. It's a cropped version, but not on the important part. This will make the host's head direction more visible, as well as reduce file size.

Tell me if you want me to do the gif like this.
User avatar #71 to #70 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't quite see the difference you're telling me about D:
User avatar #72 to #71 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
The left side of the video is cropped
User avatar #73 to #72 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah, I see now, sorry. To be honest, I feel like the current works perfectly, and my only concern was the top being cropped. Thanks a ton for doing this for me, and I hope you enjoy your sleep C:
User avatar #74 to #73 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
No problem. Good night
User avatar #68 to #61 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm getting ready to sleep. If there are any further changes you want, I'll make sure to get around to it tomorrow.
User avatar #69 to #67 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
Massive refers to it's file size

The actual "size" is not massive
#65 to #61 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
Okay, nothing is cropped on this except for a bit on the bottom. Made sure.   
   
FJ friendly version
Okay, nothing is cropped on this except for a bit on the bottom. Made sure.

FJ friendly version
User avatar #64 to #61 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
wait

**** the top is cropped, hold on
#62 to #61 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
No prob, easy fix on my part   
   
This is one is also optimized for FJ   
   
I'll have to send the full version via dropbox or something. It's almost 10 MB
No prob, easy fix on my part

This is one is also optimized for FJ

I'll have to send the full version via dropbox or something. It's almost 10 MB
#63 to #62 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
smaller   
under 2 MB
smaller
under 2 MB
User avatar #58 to #56 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
Yes, this one is absolutely perfect. Thanks so much! You're the only person who has been able to aid me in this, I cannot begin to express my gratitude! @_@
User avatar #57 to #56 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
*size
#52 to #48 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
Super Mini
Super Mini
#50 to #48 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
Reduced Size (still pretty big)
Reduced Size (still pretty big)
#49 to #48 - sergeantnovak (01/16/2014) [-]
Original Size   
   
(The gif is larger when you look at it off FJ)
Original Size

(The gif is larger when you look at it off FJ)
User avatar #59 to #49 - lordnerevar (01/16/2014) [-]
I wanted to keep this big one as well, but when I try opening it, it is still the same size as it is in your comment. What's going on with that? :C
User avatar #28 - xenxio (01/01/2014) [-]
make that 0:12
User avatar #27 - xenxio (01/01/2014) [-]
0:06-0:13
User avatar #30 to #27 - sergeantnovak (01/01/2014) [-]
I just noticed you posted this, whoops
User avatar #31 to #30 - xenxio (01/01/2014) [-]
I figured that lol
#22 - lightarcanine (12/19/2013) [-]
**lightarcanine rolls 5,833**

Quads and I kill myself.
#18 - FrankReal (12/17/2013) [-]
Dumb and Dunmer
#19 to #18 - sergeantnovak (12/17/2013) [-]
Fronk, you have gone above and beyond to water my garden and I love you for it.
Fronk, you have gone above and beyond to water my garden and I love you for it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - FrankReal (12/17/2013) [-]
I found it on /v/
I knew you'd have to see it
User avatar #21 to #20 - sergeantnovak (12/17/2013) [-]
le saved
User avatar #16 - lightarcanine (12/14/2013) [-]
**lightarcanine rolls 080**
User avatar #17 to #16 - sergeantnovak (12/14/2013) [-]
**sergeantnovak rolls 571**
User avatar #4 - sergeantnovak (11/29/2013) [-]
**sergeantnovak rolls 11**
#5 to #4 - evilicious (12/01/2013) [-]
doubles.   
do it again.
doubles.
do it again.
#13 to #5 - sergeantnovak (12/01/2013) [-]
**sergeantnovak rolls 79**
**sergeantnovak rolls 79**
User avatar #10 to #5 - sergeantnovak (12/01/2013) [-]
I forgot how to roll now
User avatar #11 to #10 - evilicious (12/01/2013) [-]
* roll 2 *
User avatar #12 to #11 - sergeantnovak (12/01/2013) [-]
I kept doing slash, anyways
User avatar #14 to #12 - evilicious (12/01/2013) [-]
Failure.
User avatar #15 to #14 - sergeantnovak (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm used to Gen chat
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