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#102
- The reason they don't just open it up and let you climb throug…
09/07/2015 on
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#243
- The ******** is a useful skill...
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09/06/2015 on
Erect Cock 5: Ghosty's Pain
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#244
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erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is, have a car drive over it~
#241
- You get D-walker's whistle command right away, dude. D-horse i…
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(3 replies)
09/06/2015 on
Erect Cock 5: Ghosty's Pain
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#242
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erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
good luck with that, its a pretty neat mission. Didn't get S tho.....
and i still think i'll prefer d-horse since i don't really need firepower when i aim to escape.
Plus, he's very useful when ambushing caravans, since he actually waits where i tell him to *looks at DD*, and can shit on the ground
#243
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seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
The shitting is a useful skill...
#244
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erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is, have a car drive over it~
#237
- I haven't given D-walker a proper go, but he seems like he'd b…
[+]
(5 replies)
09/06/2015 on
Erect Cock 5: Ghosty's Pain
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#240
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erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
you can whistle at d walker? huh, i guess i gotta unlock that then. But for quick getaway i easily prefer d horse, since he can carry a prisoner too.
And i think im around as far as you, just saved those children.
#241
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seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
You get D-walker's whistle command right away, dude. D-horse is pretty good, but I guess if you need something with fire power D-walker would be the way to go.
I think rescuing kids is probably my next mission.
#242
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erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
good luck with that, its a pretty neat mission. Didn't get S tho.....
and i still think i'll prefer d-horse since i don't really need firepower when i aim to escape.
Plus, he's very useful when ambushing caravans, since he actually waits where i tell him to *looks at DD*, and can shit on the ground
#243
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
The shitting is a useful skill...
#244
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is, have a car drive over it~
#235
- I also really liked Peace Walker too, I've always loved the co…
[+]
(7 replies)
09/06/2015 on
Erect Cock 5: Ghosty's Pain
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#236
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erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Yeah, DD's pretty awesome, but i prefer quiet more because i often tend to get a little impatient and look around corners too late~
So its really handy having quiet watching my back and checking if someone spots me.
DD very close, i love his biting ability, though i always feel bad when he gets hit.....
and is it me or is the D-walker not really that awesome?
I just got its machete and flamethrower, so i hope it gets better.....
#237
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seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
I haven't given D-walker a proper go, but he seems like he'd be handy for quick get aways. Like, maybe leaving him on the outskirts and then whistling him in once you have the prisoner.
I'm not too far into the game's story though, on mission 16 now, been doing a lot of side-ops and just generally fucking around in the open world. So I gotta use Quiet more, get her tranq sniper.
#240
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
you can whistle at d walker? huh, i guess i gotta unlock that then. But for quick getaway i easily prefer d horse, since he can carry a prisoner too.
And i think im around as far as you, just saved those children.
#241
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
You get D-walker's whistle command right away, dude. D-horse is pretty good, but I guess if you need something with fire power D-walker would be the way to go.
I think rescuing kids is probably my next mission.
#242
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
good luck with that, its a pretty neat mission. Didn't get S tho.....
and i still think i'll prefer d-horse since i don't really need firepower when i aim to escape.
Plus, he's very useful when ambushing caravans, since he actually waits where i tell him to *looks at DD*, and can shit on the ground
#243
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
The shitting is a useful skill...
#244
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is, have a car drive over it~
#233
- Never got around to going on a date with Miller, I played Peac…
[+]
(9 replies)
09/06/2015 on
Erect Cock 5: Ghosty's Pain
0
#234
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Aw shiiiet, i loved peace walker. I put around 150h into it when a friend lend me his psp.
But i can see how many of the MGS fans dislike it. I mainly like it because i love being able to raise my own shit into something great~
Btw, quick question, who's your fav buddy in PP?
#235
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
I also really liked Peace Walker too, I've always loved the concept of building up an army in a video games. Phantom Pain is perfect because I can then actually interact with my soldiers unlike in peace Walker.
Also, so far in PP D-dog's my favourite because his abilities are so useful (and also he's a dog that you can pet) But I've got full bond with him now so I have to start working with Quiet more really...
#236
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Yeah, DD's pretty awesome, but i prefer quiet more because i often tend to get a little impatient and look around corners too late~
So its really handy having quiet watching my back and checking if someone spots me.
DD very close, i love his biting ability, though i always feel bad when he gets hit.....
and is it me or is the D-walker not really that awesome?
I just got its machete and flamethrower, so i hope it gets better.....
#237
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
I haven't given D-walker a proper go, but he seems like he'd be handy for quick get aways. Like, maybe leaving him on the outskirts and then whistling him in once you have the prisoner.
I'm not too far into the game's story though, on mission 16 now, been doing a lot of side-ops and just generally fucking around in the open world. So I gotta use Quiet more, get her tranq sniper.
#240
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
you can whistle at d walker? huh, i guess i gotta unlock that then. But for quick getaway i easily prefer d horse, since he can carry a prisoner too.
And i think im around as far as you, just saved those children.
#241
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
You get D-walker's whistle command right away, dude. D-horse is pretty good, but I guess if you need something with fire power D-walker would be the way to go.
I think rescuing kids is probably my next mission.
#242
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
good luck with that, its a pretty neat mission. Didn't get S tho.....
and i still think i'll prefer d-horse since i don't really need firepower when i aim to escape.
Plus, he's very useful when ambushing caravans, since he actually waits where i tell him to *looks at DD*, and can shit on the ground
#243
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
The shitting is a useful skill...
#244
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is, have a car drive over it~
#231
- Yeah same, I always see it as the devs having a laugh and not …
[+]
(11 replies)
09/06/2015 on
Erect Cock 5: Ghosty's Pain
0
#232
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erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is indeed~
But i found it much more hilarious to go on a date with miller on the beach!
Don't hear anyone complain about that, so that clearly states Miller>>>any MGS gal
#233
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seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Never got around to going on a date with Miller, I played Peace Walker the weekend before PP came out. I'll have to go back to it once I start getting a bit burnt out on PP.
#234
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Aw shiiiet, i loved peace walker. I put around 150h into it when a friend lend me his psp.
But i can see how many of the MGS fans dislike it. I mainly like it because i love being able to raise my own shit into something great~
Btw, quick question, who's your fav buddy in PP?
#235
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
I also really liked Peace Walker too, I've always loved the concept of building up an army in a video games. Phantom Pain is perfect because I can then actually interact with my soldiers unlike in peace Walker.
Also, so far in PP D-dog's my favourite because his abilities are so useful (and also he's a dog that you can pet) But I've got full bond with him now so I have to start working with Quiet more really...
#236
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Yeah, DD's pretty awesome, but i prefer quiet more because i often tend to get a little impatient and look around corners too late~
So its really handy having quiet watching my back and checking if someone spots me.
DD very close, i love his biting ability, though i always feel bad when he gets hit.....
and is it me or is the D-walker not really that awesome?
I just got its machete and flamethrower, so i hope it gets better.....
#237
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
I haven't given D-walker a proper go, but he seems like he'd be handy for quick get aways. Like, maybe leaving him on the outskirts and then whistling him in once you have the prisoner.
I'm not too far into the game's story though, on mission 16 now, been doing a lot of side-ops and just generally fucking around in the open world. So I gotta use Quiet more, get her tranq sniper.
#240
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
you can whistle at d walker? huh, i guess i gotta unlock that then. But for quick getaway i easily prefer d horse, since he can carry a prisoner too.
And i think im around as far as you, just saved those children.
#241
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
You get D-walker's whistle command right away, dude. D-horse is pretty good, but I guess if you need something with fire power D-walker would be the way to go.
I think rescuing kids is probably my next mission.
#242
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
good luck with that, its a pretty neat mission. Didn't get S tho.....
and i still think i'll prefer d-horse since i don't really need firepower when i aim to escape.
Plus, he's very useful when ambushing caravans, since he actually waits where i tell him to *looks at DD*, and can shit on the ground
#243
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
The shitting is a useful skill...
#244
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is, have a car drive over it~
#229
- Ah **** you're right... I guess I forget about those scenes be…
[+]
(13 replies)
09/06/2015 on
Erect Cock 5: Ghosty's Pain
0
#230
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erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
she does, but its hard to see, its easier to notice the way she swings her hips.
And hey, fan service isn't bad. Really, its only bothersome if you make it.
I don't care if i can zoom in on tits, not only can i decide to not focus on them, but i like 'em, so i CAN focus on them and be happy.
I never understood people hating on the sex appeale ine the likes of MGS or GoW
#231
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Yeah same, I always see it as the devs having a laugh and not taking it too seriously. The fact that the only models you can view in Peace Walker are the female characters is funny.
#232
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is indeed~
But i found it much more hilarious to go on a date with miller on the beach!
Don't hear anyone complain about that, so that clearly states Miller>>>any MGS gal
#233
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Never got around to going on a date with Miller, I played Peace Walker the weekend before PP came out. I'll have to go back to it once I start getting a bit burnt out on PP.
#234
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Aw shiiiet, i loved peace walker. I put around 150h into it when a friend lend me his psp.
But i can see how many of the MGS fans dislike it. I mainly like it because i love being able to raise my own shit into something great~
Btw, quick question, who's your fav buddy in PP?
#235
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
I also really liked Peace Walker too, I've always loved the concept of building up an army in a video games. Phantom Pain is perfect because I can then actually interact with my soldiers unlike in peace Walker.
Also, so far in PP D-dog's my favourite because his abilities are so useful (and also he's a dog that you can pet) But I've got full bond with him now so I have to start working with Quiet more really...
#236
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Yeah, DD's pretty awesome, but i prefer quiet more because i often tend to get a little impatient and look around corners too late~
So its really handy having quiet watching my back and checking if someone spots me.
DD very close, i love his biting ability, though i always feel bad when he gets hit.....
and is it me or is the D-walker not really that awesome?
I just got its machete and flamethrower, so i hope it gets better.....
#237
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
I haven't given D-walker a proper go, but he seems like he'd be handy for quick get aways. Like, maybe leaving him on the outskirts and then whistling him in once you have the prisoner.
I'm not too far into the game's story though, on mission 16 now, been doing a lot of side-ops and just generally fucking around in the open world. So I gotta use Quiet more, get her tranq sniper.
#240
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
you can whistle at d walker? huh, i guess i gotta unlock that then. But for quick getaway i easily prefer d horse, since he can carry a prisoner too.
And i think im around as far as you, just saved those children.
#241
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
You get D-walker's whistle command right away, dude. D-horse is pretty good, but I guess if you need something with fire power D-walker would be the way to go.
I think rescuing kids is probably my next mission.
#242
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
good luck with that, its a pretty neat mission. Didn't get S tho.....
and i still think i'll prefer d-horse since i don't really need firepower when i aim to escape.
Plus, he's very useful when ambushing caravans, since he actually waits where i tell him to *looks at DD*, and can shit on the ground
#243
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
The shitting is a useful skill...
#244
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is, have a car drive over it~
#227
- After that, Kojima was like "eh **** it, I didn't want to…
[+]
(15 replies)
09/06/2015 on
Erect Cock 5: Ghosty's Pain
0
#228
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erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
i doubt.
Considering that in the first Metal gear solid you had to identify meryl in disguise by looking at everyone's asses, then there was johnny laying on the floor naked and do i even neet to mention sniper wolf's cleavage?
#229
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Ah shit you're right... I guess I forget about those scenes because of the lower graphical quality.
Also, does Meryl have a different butt compared to other soldiers? I just waited till a soldier went to the woman's restroom...
#230
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
she does, but its hard to see, its easier to notice the way she swings her hips.
And hey, fan service isn't bad. Really, its only bothersome if you make it.
I don't care if i can zoom in on tits, not only can i decide to not focus on them, but i like 'em, so i CAN focus on them and be happy.
I never understood people hating on the sex appeale ine the likes of MGS or GoW
#231
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Yeah same, I always see it as the devs having a laugh and not taking it too seriously. The fact that the only models you can view in Peace Walker are the female characters is funny.
#232
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is indeed~
But i found it much more hilarious to go on a date with miller on the beach!
Don't hear anyone complain about that, so that clearly states Miller>>>any MGS gal
#233
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Never got around to going on a date with Miller, I played Peace Walker the weekend before PP came out. I'll have to go back to it once I start getting a bit burnt out on PP.
#234
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Aw shiiiet, i loved peace walker. I put around 150h into it when a friend lend me his psp.
But i can see how many of the MGS fans dislike it. I mainly like it because i love being able to raise my own shit into something great~
Btw, quick question, who's your fav buddy in PP?
#235
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
I also really liked Peace Walker too, I've always loved the concept of building up an army in a video games. Phantom Pain is perfect because I can then actually interact with my soldiers unlike in peace Walker.
Also, so far in PP D-dog's my favourite because his abilities are so useful (and also he's a dog that you can pet) But I've got full bond with him now so I have to start working with Quiet more really...
#236
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Yeah, DD's pretty awesome, but i prefer quiet more because i often tend to get a little impatient and look around corners too late~
So its really handy having quiet watching my back and checking if someone spots me.
DD very close, i love his biting ability, though i always feel bad when he gets hit.....
and is it me or is the D-walker not really that awesome?
I just got its machete and flamethrower, so i hope it gets better.....
#237
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
I haven't given D-walker a proper go, but he seems like he'd be handy for quick get aways. Like, maybe leaving him on the outskirts and then whistling him in once you have the prisoner.
I'm not too far into the game's story though, on mission 16 now, been doing a lot of side-ops and just generally fucking around in the open world. So I gotta use Quiet more, get her tranq sniper.
#240
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
you can whistle at d walker? huh, i guess i gotta unlock that then. But for quick getaway i easily prefer d horse, since he can carry a prisoner too.
And i think im around as far as you, just saved those children.
#241
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
You get D-walker's whistle command right away, dude. D-horse is pretty good, but I guess if you need something with fire power D-walker would be the way to go.
I think rescuing kids is probably my next mission.
#242
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
good luck with that, its a pretty neat mission. Didn't get S tho.....
and i still think i'll prefer d-horse since i don't really need firepower when i aim to escape.
Plus, he's very useful when ambushing caravans, since he actually waits where i tell him to *looks at DD*, and can shit on the ground
#243
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
The shitting is a useful skill...
#244
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is, have a car drive over it~
#225
- Did MGS2? I'm trying to think about it but I can't really reme…
[+]
(17 replies)
09/06/2015 on
Erect Cock 5: Ghosty's Pain
0
#226
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
MGS has, to a small amount, Fortune, who wore a one-piece and boots all the time. Then the FHM sponsored mags and posters on walls and lockers.
But yeah, out of all, thats the tamest
#227
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
After that, Kojima was like "eh fuck it, I didn't want to make more Metal gear, so I'm gonna fill it with tits..."
#228
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
i doubt.
Considering that in the first Metal gear solid you had to identify meryl in disguise by looking at everyone's asses, then there was johnny laying on the floor naked and do i even neet to mention sniper wolf's cleavage?
#229
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Ah shit you're right... I guess I forget about those scenes because of the lower graphical quality.
Also, does Meryl have a different butt compared to other soldiers? I just waited till a soldier went to the woman's restroom...
#230
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
she does, but its hard to see, its easier to notice the way she swings her hips.
And hey, fan service isn't bad. Really, its only bothersome if you make it.
I don't care if i can zoom in on tits, not only can i decide to not focus on them, but i like 'em, so i CAN focus on them and be happy.
I never understood people hating on the sex appeale ine the likes of MGS or GoW
#231
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Yeah same, I always see it as the devs having a laugh and not taking it too seriously. The fact that the only models you can view in Peace Walker are the female characters is funny.
#232
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is indeed~
But i found it much more hilarious to go on a date with miller on the beach!
Don't hear anyone complain about that, so that clearly states Miller>>>any MGS gal
#233
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Never got around to going on a date with Miller, I played Peace Walker the weekend before PP came out. I'll have to go back to it once I start getting a bit burnt out on PP.
#234
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Aw shiiiet, i loved peace walker. I put around 150h into it when a friend lend me his psp.
But i can see how many of the MGS fans dislike it. I mainly like it because i love being able to raise my own shit into something great~
Btw, quick question, who's your fav buddy in PP?
#235
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
I also really liked Peace Walker too, I've always loved the concept of building up an army in a video games. Phantom Pain is perfect because I can then actually interact with my soldiers unlike in peace Walker.
Also, so far in PP D-dog's my favourite because his abilities are so useful (and also he's a dog that you can pet) But I've got full bond with him now so I have to start working with Quiet more really...
#236
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
Yeah, DD's pretty awesome, but i prefer quiet more because i often tend to get a little impatient and look around corners too late~
So its really handy having quiet watching my back and checking if someone spots me.
DD very close, i love his biting ability, though i always feel bad when he gets hit.....
and is it me or is the D-walker not really that awesome?
I just got its machete and flamethrower, so i hope it gets better.....
#237
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
I haven't given D-walker a proper go, but he seems like he'd be handy for quick get aways. Like, maybe leaving him on the outskirts and then whistling him in once you have the prisoner.
I'm not too far into the game's story though, on mission 16 now, been doing a lot of side-ops and just generally fucking around in the open world. So I gotta use Quiet more, get her tranq sniper.
#240
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
you can whistle at d walker? huh, i guess i gotta unlock that then. But for quick getaway i easily prefer d horse, since he can carry a prisoner too.
And i think im around as far as you, just saved those children.
#241
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
You get D-walker's whistle command right away, dude. D-horse is pretty good, but I guess if you need something with fire power D-walker would be the way to go.
I think rescuing kids is probably my next mission.
#242
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
good luck with that, its a pretty neat mission. Didn't get S tho.....
and i still think i'll prefer d-horse since i don't really need firepower when i aim to escape.
Plus, he's very useful when ambushing caravans, since he actually waits where i tell him to *looks at DD*, and can shit on the ground
#243
-
seratyo
(09/06/2015)
[-]
The shitting is a useful skill...
#244
-
erotictentacle
(09/06/2015)
[-]
it is, have a car drive over it~
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