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#93 - I didn't want to be a vampire, I'm trying to get it cured... B…  [+] (20 new replies) 11/13/2011 on Scumbag Dragon Born +2
#99 - timmehexas (11/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #105 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
Why thankyou Ye Olde Good Guy Greg!
But being a vampire as I am, I cannot be seen by anyone without being attacked...
#109 - timmehexas (11/13/2011) [-]
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No problem bro, next time you're in a major city talk to a bartender they might be able to help you out with your little... vampire problem. :D

But hey I don't judge, like being a vampire? Make sure you feed on at least one person every now and again! Will mean your vampire traiits don't show as plainly, people won't attack you on sight.
#111 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
I suck too much at sneaking to do that, keep getting spotted even when I'm invisible...
#119 - timmehexas (11/13/2011) [-]
Try beggers or people who live alone (or even out of town, like in the stables or farm houses). Might help your problems with making a stealthy kill!
#126 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
Stables... That's a BRILLIANT IDEA! And here I was going into heavily armed towns!
User avatar #97 - yoyoyojack (11/13/2011) [-]
i'l trade your vampire secret for my werewolf secret....
deal?
#102 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
What secret? It was an accident, fought some vampires, got a disease, three days later IMMA FUCKING VAMPIRE!
User avatar #161 - bladeboy (11/13/2011) [-]
I got cured by these like travelling worshiper's of talos :P everyone kept saying i looked sick.
User avatar #106 - yoyoyojack (11/13/2011) [-]
what should i avoid?
#107 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
Vampires all together and if you get a strange latin sounding disease, visit an alter or take a cure disease potion within three days or you will be a vampire...
User avatar #153 - istealurkids (11/13/2011) [-]
porphiric haemophilia or something light that
User avatar #142 - jhjh (11/13/2011) [-]
In Oblivion my dumb ass thought it would be tight to be a vampire. it took me three actual days of gameplay to figure out how to get rid of it. Being a vampire is really gay... pun intended
User avatar #143 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
That it is... That it is...
User avatar #114 - yoyoyojack (11/13/2011) [-]
very good sir
i take it vampirism has no benefits at all, otherwise i may seek it out...
if you want to be a werewolf i join the companions at whinterum, there is a cure however i don't think you can partake in it, but you may (i think) deny the gift. once a werewolf you can transform at will and totally rape everything. you can't gain "resting" stuff from sleeping though... overall it's fun!
User avatar #121 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
Sounds good... But Vampire's do have benefits, they just aren't that good if you primarily use warrior skills like me...
User avatar #124 - yoyoyojack (11/13/2011) [-]
wuht are they...?
mostly mage stuff right?
User avatar #131 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
Stuff like 60 second invisibility... Raise dead... turn creature upto level 5... theif and mage stuff really...
User avatar #134 - yoyoyojack (11/13/2011) [-]
cool...
thanks, hope you find a cure.
make the werewolves proud brother.
#138 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
And good luck with... whatever you are doing in the land of Skyrim!
#90 - I can't have companions anymore... Nor talk to anyone because …  [+] (22 new replies) 11/13/2011 on Scumbag Dragon Born +6
User avatar #91 - yoyoyojack (11/13/2011) [-]
*palms your face*
could of been a werewolf.
#93 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
I didn't want to be a vampire, I'm trying to get it cured... But I have yet to see a werewolf aswell!
#99 - timmehexas (11/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #105 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
Why thankyou Ye Olde Good Guy Greg!
But being a vampire as I am, I cannot be seen by anyone without being attacked...
#109 - timmehexas (11/13/2011) [-]
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No problem bro, next time you're in a major city talk to a bartender they might be able to help you out with your little... vampire problem. :D

But hey I don't judge, like being a vampire? Make sure you feed on at least one person every now and again! Will mean your vampire traiits don't show as plainly, people won't attack you on sight.
#111 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
I suck too much at sneaking to do that, keep getting spotted even when I'm invisible...
#119 - timmehexas (11/13/2011) [-]
Try beggers or people who live alone (or even out of town, like in the stables or farm houses). Might help your problems with making a stealthy kill!
#126 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
Stables... That's a BRILLIANT IDEA! And here I was going into heavily armed towns!
User avatar #97 - yoyoyojack (11/13/2011) [-]
i'l trade your vampire secret for my werewolf secret....
deal?
#102 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
What secret? It was an accident, fought some vampires, got a disease, three days later IMMA FUCKING VAMPIRE!
User avatar #161 - bladeboy (11/13/2011) [-]
I got cured by these like travelling worshiper's of talos :P everyone kept saying i looked sick.
User avatar #106 - yoyoyojack (11/13/2011) [-]
what should i avoid?
#107 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
Vampires all together and if you get a strange latin sounding disease, visit an alter or take a cure disease potion within three days or you will be a vampire...
User avatar #153 - istealurkids (11/13/2011) [-]
porphiric haemophilia or something light that
User avatar #142 - jhjh (11/13/2011) [-]
In Oblivion my dumb ass thought it would be tight to be a vampire. it took me three actual days of gameplay to figure out how to get rid of it. Being a vampire is really gay... pun intended
User avatar #143 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
That it is... That it is...
User avatar #114 - yoyoyojack (11/13/2011) [-]
very good sir
i take it vampirism has no benefits at all, otherwise i may seek it out...
if you want to be a werewolf i join the companions at whinterum, there is a cure however i don't think you can partake in it, but you may (i think) deny the gift. once a werewolf you can transform at will and totally rape everything. you can't gain "resting" stuff from sleeping though... overall it's fun!
User avatar #121 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
Sounds good... But Vampire's do have benefits, they just aren't that good if you primarily use warrior skills like me...
User avatar #124 - yoyoyojack (11/13/2011) [-]
wuht are they...?
mostly mage stuff right?
User avatar #131 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
Stuff like 60 second invisibility... Raise dead... turn creature upto level 5... theif and mage stuff really...
User avatar #134 - yoyoyojack (11/13/2011) [-]
cool...
thanks, hope you find a cure.
make the werewolves proud brother.
#138 - seratyo (11/13/2011) [-]
And good luck with... whatever you are doing in the land of Skyrim!
#74 - You are a pretty cool guy You deserve a lot of thumb s 11/13/2011 on Thatwaseasy's profile 0
#578 - I mean interpretted version... not translated. 11/07/2011 on I.Just.Can't -1
#576 - Yeah, I could only find translated version... You deserve a lo… 11/07/2011 on I.Just.Can't -1
#563 - For our king! For our King! For the sake of Skyrim! For our…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2011 on I.Just.Can't -3
User avatar #573 - mrgilly (11/07/2011) [-]
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, Naal ok zin, los vahriin,
Wah dien vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal,
Ahrk fin norok paal graan, Fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal.

(What's actually being said)
User avatar #578 - seratyo (11/07/2011) [-]
I mean interpretted version... not translated.
User avatar #577 - mempol (11/07/2011) [-]
TRANSLATION TIME

Dragonborn Dragonborn
By his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay
And the fiercest foes rout
When they hear triumph's shout
Dragonborn for your blessing we pray

And the scrolls have fortold
Of black wings in the cold
That when brothers wage war come unfurled
Alduin bane of kings
Ancient shadow unbound
With a hunger to swallow the world

There you go good sir.
User avatar #576 - seratyo (11/07/2011) [-]
Yeah, I could only find translated version... You deserve a lot of thumbs now though!
#218 - I enjoy the show, but when people use them within the sacred r… 11/07/2011 on FunnyJunk Pony +4
#1 - I enjoy though show aswell. Hopefully you haven't turned into …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2011 on Yep, another Pony content 0
User avatar #2 - kwag (11/03/2011) [-]
yup, and i aint
#8362 - **seratyo rolled user badtaste ** You have just been ki…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2011 on Obscurity's profile 0
User avatar #8363 - dontworryitsgoood (11/03/2011) [-]
But Obscurity doesn't even have a life...
#227 - I have to give deadric artifacts in at the monent, but the onl… 11/03/2011 on Fucking Skyrim 0
#380 - **seratyo rolled a random image** It doesn't make any sen… 11/02/2011 on seratyo's profile 0
#378 - **seratyo rolled a random image** Hm... I have had a few …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2011 on seratyo's profile 0
#379 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** its an interesting name
#380 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
It doesn't make any sense either, you would think it means something but it doesn't :/
#141 - Picture 11/02/2011 on Mans Brain +11
#376 - **seratyo rolled a random image** <--Pony?! Ser-at-ee-…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/02/2011 on seratyo's profile 0
#377 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** sorry, its just hard to pronounce
#378 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Hm... I have had a few people ask how it's pronounced before... Just curious...
#379 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** its an interesting name
#380 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
It doesn't make any sense either, you would think it means something but it doesn't :/
#374 - **seratyo rolled a random image** Not ponies?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/02/2011 on seratyo's profile 0
#375 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** how do you pronounce your name ?
#376 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image** <--Pony?!
Ser-at-ee-o
How would you pronounce it then? That's the second time someone's asked me tat...
#377 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** sorry, its just hard to pronounce
#378 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Hm... I have had a few people ask how it's pronounced before... Just curious...
#379 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** its an interesting name
#380 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
It doesn't make any sense either, you would think it means something but it doesn't :/
#372 - **seratyo rolled a random image** <--Ponies?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/01/2011 on seratyo's profile 0
#373 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** FAIL
#374 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Not ponies?
#375 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** how do you pronounce your name ?
#376 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image** <--Pony?!
Ser-at-ee-o
How would you pronounce it then? That's the second time someone's asked me tat...
#377 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** sorry, its just hard to pronounce
#378 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Hm... I have had a few people ask how it's pronounced before... Just curious...
#379 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** its an interesting name
#380 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
It doesn't make any sense either, you would think it means something but it doesn't :/
#370 - **seratyo rolled a random image** Oh... embarassing...  [+] (10 new replies) 11/01/2011 on seratyo's profile 0
#371 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** aha
#372 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
<--Ponies?
#373 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** FAIL
#374 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Not ponies?
#375 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** how do you pronounce your name ?
#376 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image** <--Pony?!
Ser-at-ee-o
How would you pronounce it then? That's the second time someone's asked me tat...
#377 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** sorry, its just hard to pronounce
#378 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Hm... I have had a few people ask how it's pronounced before... Just curious...
#379 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** its an interesting name
#380 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
It doesn't make any sense either, you would think it means something but it doesn't :/
#368 - *roll image* I've never rolled an image before... wonder wh…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/01/2011 on seratyo's profile 0
User avatar #369 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
its *~ roll picture * without the ~
#370 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Oh... embarassing...
#371 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** aha
#372 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
<--Ponies?
#373 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** FAIL
#374 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Not ponies?
#375 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** how do you pronounce your name ?
#376 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image** <--Pony?!
Ser-at-ee-o
How would you pronounce it then? That's the second time someone's asked me tat...
#377 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** sorry, its just hard to pronounce
#378 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Hm... I have had a few people ask how it's pronounced before... Just curious...
#379 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** its an interesting name
#380 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
It doesn't make any sense either, you would think it means something but it doesn't :/
#366 - I knew I shouldn't have leaked images of myself to the public...  [+] (14 new replies) 11/01/2011 on seratyo's profile 0
#367 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
D: sorry
User avatar #368 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
*roll image*
I've never rolled an image before... wonder what it'll be....
User avatar #369 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
its *~ roll picture * without the ~
#370 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Oh... embarassing...
#371 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** aha
#372 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
<--Ponies?
#373 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** FAIL
#374 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Not ponies?
#375 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** how do you pronounce your name ?
#376 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image** <--Pony?!
Ser-at-ee-o
How would you pronounce it then? That's the second time someone's asked me tat...
#377 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** sorry, its just hard to pronounce
#378 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Hm... I have had a few people ask how it's pronounced before... Just curious...
#379 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** its an interesting name
#380 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
It doesn't make any sense either, you would think it means something but it doesn't :/
#364 - Good!  [+] (16 new replies) 11/01/2011 on seratyo's profile 0
#365 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** <-- you in real life
#366 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
I knew I shouldn't have leaked images of myself to the public...
#367 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
D: sorry
User avatar #368 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
*roll image*
I've never rolled an image before... wonder what it'll be....
User avatar #369 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
its *~ roll picture * without the ~
#370 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Oh... embarassing...
#371 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** aha
#372 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
<--Ponies?
#373 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** FAIL
#374 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Not ponies?
#375 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** how do you pronounce your name ?
#376 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image** <--Pony?!
Ser-at-ee-o
How would you pronounce it then? That's the second time someone's asked me tat...
#377 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** sorry, its just hard to pronounce
#378 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Hm... I have had a few people ask how it's pronounced before... Just curious...
#379 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** its an interesting name
#380 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
It doesn't make any sense either, you would think it means something but it doesn't :/
#362 - Hello!  [+] (18 new replies) 11/01/2011 on seratyo's profile 0
#363 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
just wanted to say hi :D
#364 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
Good!
#365 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** <-- you in real life
#366 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
I knew I shouldn't have leaked images of myself to the public...
#367 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
D: sorry
User avatar #368 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
*roll image*
I've never rolled an image before... wonder what it'll be....
User avatar #369 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
its *~ roll picture * without the ~
#370 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Oh... embarassing...
#371 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** aha
#372 - seratyo (11/01/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
<--Ponies?
#373 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** FAIL
#374 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Not ponies?
#375 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** how do you pronounce your name ?
#376 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image** <--Pony?!
Ser-at-ee-o
How would you pronounce it then? That's the second time someone's asked me tat...
#377 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** sorry, its just hard to pronounce
#378 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
Hm... I have had a few people ask how it's pronounced before... Just curious...
#379 - aninymous (11/02/2011) [-]
**aninymous rolled a random image** its an interesting name
#380 - seratyo (11/02/2011) [-]
**seratyo rolled a random image**
It doesn't make any sense either, you would think it means something but it doesn't :/
#7911 - Any Stare Cat based image 10/30/2011 on ing's profile 0
#181 - Getting to the vault was hardest part to me what with all the …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2011 on 1 month 18 days later +1
User avatar #222 - samnoname (10/30/2011) [-]
yeah i agree, and there was one bit, i just couldn't find that goddamn speaker, died about 15 times on that one bit
#148 - Dead money becomes a lot easy after you talk to DOG long enoug…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2011 on 1 month 18 days later +2
#179 - samnoname (10/30/2011) [-]
i never needed the perk, after i knock them out i just take a spear and throw it at the neck, removes the head, job done, it's the sensors that blow up you head and poison gas clouds that irritate me, and trying to do it on hardcore is a faff
User avatar #181 - seratyo (10/30/2011) [-]
Getting to the vault was hardest part to me what with all the holograms. Saved atleast 30 times in one room.
User avatar #222 - samnoname (10/30/2011) [-]
yeah i agree, and there was one bit, i just couldn't find that goddamn speaker, died about 15 times on that one bit
#360 - Picture 10/29/2011 on seratyo's profile 0

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#1304 - blartonfairweather (07/19/2014) [-]
I would like to eat soup in the rain with you.
#1326 to #1304 - seratyo (07/20/2014) [-]
I have not completed the game yet, no. I'm doing the optional areas before I go back onto the main path... But seriously, give it a go dude, it's probably dirt cheap at the moment...
I have not completed the game yet, no. I'm doing the optional areas before I go back onto the main path... But seriously, give it a go dude, it's probably dirt cheap at the moment...
#1327 to #1326 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Alright i think I will. I was honestly just thinking about picking it up for Xbox.
Alright i think I will. I was honestly just thinking about picking it up for Xbox.
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - seratyo (07/21/2014) [-]
Enjoy it dude, it might take a bit to get into it, but when you do I think you'll really enjoy it.
#1329 to #1328 - blartonfairweather (07/21/2014) [-]
Thanks, I will.   
   
Based on what you said i think i''ll be throughly please.
Thanks, I will.

Based on what you said i think i''ll be throughly please.
#1305 to #1304 - seratyo (07/19/2014) [-]
Thanks Pal! I wanna eat Roast Beef in the desert heat with you.
#1306 to #1305 - blartonfairweather (07/19/2014) [-]
Wow, you would really do that with me?
#1307 to #1306 - seratyo (07/19/2014) [-]
Nah.
Nah.
#1308 to #1307 - blartonfairweather (07/19/2014) [-]
You disappoint me.

I thought you were a gentlemen.
#1310 to #1309 - blartonfairweather (07/19/2014) [-]
Why do you hurt me so?

I raised you better than this.
#1311 to #1310 - seratyo (07/19/2014) [-]
Nah, you didn't. I'm just TOOOO COOL
#1312 to #1311 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Don't say that!

Where's the kind young lad I used to know?
#1313 to #1312 - seratyo (07/20/2014) [-]
Nigga I have no idea what you're talking about. Some guy gave me this account with all these FJ points on it. Said he was done with this site.


JK
#1314 to #1313 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Well fuck whoever you are, I want the other guy back, you scoundrel!

I know, you could never leave this site (;
#1315 to #1314 - seratyo (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh believe me bud, I've tried to ween myself off of this place... It just doesn't work...
#1316 to #1315 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Just can't get away, huh? I feel you.

This place will always drag you back in no matter what.
#1317 to #1316 - seratyo (07/20/2014) [-]
Ah well. How are you dude?
Ah well. How are you dude?
#1318 to #1317 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm doing pretty good. Just been chilling. I've got a nice job so thats cool.
I've had a lot of free time lately so I thought I'd drop by and make some comics.

What's up with you?
#1319 to #1318 - seratyo (07/20/2014) [-]
Not much. Playing Dark Souls, preparing for Uni and shit. Might make a couple comics here and there...
#1320 to #1319 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Ohh, is that game good? It looks like a barrel o' fun. I like challenging games.
And oh nice, good luck man!

I've been looking at your recent comics and they're very good!
#1321 to #1320 - seratyo (07/20/2014) [-]
Dark Souls is great man. It's not actually HARD, it's just about learning the mechanics and how the developers made the game. You can spot a trap after you witness a few. It's all about getting good.

Also thanks, I don't know how many I made since you left so I'm not sure which ones you mean... Because Dickbutt is exiled now, that comic I made that got like a bajillion thumbs got deleted...
#1322 to #1321 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
Sorry it takes me a while to respond I'm babysitting little asian kids. And alright I feel you.
That just makes me want to play it more, haha. Sounds reallyyy good. Have you ever
played league of legends or DOTA 2? Those games take quite a bit of skill.

And I think the last one I saw before parting was the gameshow one. But ya that is
insanely stupid its just a little character.
Wait I don't remember your dickbutt one, do you still have it?
#1324 to #1322 - seratyo (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh don't get me wrong it's a fantastic game, it basically has moral choices that it doesn't even tell you about. You can only learn about the story from very small details in the environment and trying to assume what would have happened there. On top of that, there are many ways to play through a game (Heavy knight dude, dodgy spell caster) as well as being able to do a lot of the areas in any order, plus optional and secret areas, plus a DLC quest line AS WELL AS PVP ONLINE ELEMENTS THAT HAVE BENEFITS IN YOUR GAME... And yeah, I have played LoL. Wasn't great at it, games were really slow. I prefer a MOBA called Awesomenauts, you buy it so there's no free character rotation, and the longest game I ever played in it was as long as my shortest game on LoL...
Oh don't get me wrong it's a fantastic game, it basically has moral choices that it doesn't even tell you about. You can only learn about the story from very small details in the environment and trying to assume what would have happened there. On top of that, there are many ways to play through a game (Heavy knight dude, dodgy spell caster) as well as being able to do a lot of the areas in any order, plus optional and secret areas, plus a DLC quest line AS WELL AS PVP ONLINE ELEMENTS THAT HAVE BENEFITS IN YOUR GAME... And yeah, I have played LoL. Wasn't great at it, games were really slow. I prefer a MOBA called Awesomenauts, you buy it so there's no free character rotation, and the longest game I ever played in it was as long as my shortest game on LoL...
#1325 to #1324 - blartonfairweather (07/20/2014) [-]
You're killing me. i seriously need this game. Have you beaten it yet?   
Ya that's usually how LoL is, but for some reason I cannot stop playing it. I am   
borderline addicted to that shit. You'd think that playing on the same map a thousand   
times would get boring but it really doesn't.   
   
I haven't heard of Awesomenauts, I'll have to check it out. I've never heard of a MOBA   
game being short tho lol.
You're killing me. i seriously need this game. Have you beaten it yet?
Ya that's usually how LoL is, but for some reason I cannot stop playing it. I am
borderline addicted to that shit. You'd think that playing on the same map a thousand
times would get boring but it really doesn't.

I haven't heard of Awesomenauts, I'll have to check it out. I've never heard of a MOBA
game being short tho lol.
User avatar #1303 - seratyo (05/22/2014) [-]
☑ rekt ☐ not rekt
#1302 - foelkera ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]



hail hydra
User avatar #1300 - seifullah (04/23/2014) [-]
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuuum its been a minute
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - seratyo (04/23/2014) [-]
Urm... What?
User avatar #1294 - dalgaard (04/09/2014) [-]
Beaten Dark Souls yet?
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - seratyo (04/09/2014) [-]
Beat Smough and Ornstein this morning. Gonna go through the catacombs tommorow.
#1296 to #1295 - dalgaard (04/09/2014) [-]
Good stuff.   
   
Just beat DS 2.
Good stuff.

Just beat DS 2.
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - seratyo (04/09/2014) [-]
I saw, how was it dude?
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - dalgaard (04/10/2014) [-]
Great. The bosses are much cooler in Dark Souls 2 and the secrets holy shit there are so many!

So much stuff you actually miss if you choose to just stop playing after completing. A waste for a lot of people really. The weapons are also really cool. I rocked the Pursuers Ultra Greatsword +5 which took me hella lotta time to upgrade and then infused it with fire. I had 1 or 2 weapons with a little more dmg but the ultra great sword was so fucking cool. Also some of the great shields were badass. I was a heavy fucker. Look forward to it.
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - seratyo (04/10/2014) [-]
I look forward to playing once I fuck up Gwyn.
User avatar #1289 - betta ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Hey, could you do a drawing for me?
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - seratyo (01/27/2014) [-]
What exactly might it be?
User avatar #1291 to #1290 - betta ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Could you draw an alpaca trying to make an "s" sound, but have it come out as a "th" sound.

I'm making a comic, and I just don't know how to go about that...

Apocalypse Vs. Alpaca lisp
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - seratyo (01/27/2014) [-]
I'll try and get that too ya tomorrow, it's almost midnight over here so...
User avatar #1293 to #1292 - betta ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
lel, alrighty then. Thank you lots!
User avatar #1278 - betta ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Ey sxxy.
#1279 to #1278 - seratyo (09/13/2013) [-]
WHER DAT COMIC NIG??!!

I mean, hey!
User avatar #1280 to #1279 - betta ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Sorry, I have the cold... It's probably going to be a while, cause my immune system sucks and I usually have the cold for at least a week and a half :T

I'll get a step on as soon as I'm not sick.
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - seratyo (09/14/2013) [-]
kewl
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - betta ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
I fucking hate not being able to love you.
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - seratyo (09/14/2013) [-]
I don't actually know how to use spoilers correctly...


surprise i do lol
#1284 to #1283 - betta ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
heuehuehueheuheueh
User avatar #1285 to #1284 - seratyo (09/17/2013) [-]
neat
#1286 to #1285 - betta ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
What do you think of my next comic so far?
User avatar #1287 to #1286 - seratyo (10/11/2013) [-]
I really don't understand the girl's eyes at the end of the comic...
User avatar #1250 - betta ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #1251 to #1250 - seratyo (08/16/2013) [-]
Is what horses eat...



How's it going?
User avatar #1252 to #1251 - betta ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Could be better. I've got 99 problems and a girl is one of them.

How bout you? How's the comics thingy going?
User avatar #1253 to #1252 - seratyo (08/16/2013) [-]
What comics thingy? I haven't made a comic since June. But I guess I'm doing fine...

I'm just watching shows and stuff, you know, summer holiday stuff...
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - betta ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
What kinda shows you into? Cartoons, reality, drama?
#1255 to #1254 - seratyo (08/16/2013) [-]
It'd be easier to ask what shows am I NOT in to! HAHAHA!!!

Actually, no it wouldn't... I enjoy PRETTY MUCH EVERY CARTOON (NOT JOHNNY TEST FUCK THAT FUCKING SHOW HOLY SHIT) and a bunch of other TV shows like comedies... Drama...

oh yeh and cartoons include anime...
User avatar #1256 to #1255 - betta ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Regular show master race reporting in.

I also like Samurai Champloo. Kick-ass anime
#1257 to #1256 - seratyo (08/16/2013) [-]
Yeh, Regular Show's pretty cool...   
   
BUT ADVENTURE TIME IS WHERE IT'S AT NIG!
Yeh, Regular Show's pretty cool...

BUT ADVENTURE TIME IS WHERE IT'S AT NIG!
User avatar #1258 to #1257 - betta ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
FUCK YO ADVENTURE TIME!

Sure, it's good, but it ain't no regular show.
#1260 to #1259 - betta ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#1261 to #1260 - seratyo (08/26/2013) [-]
Mission: Accomplished...
#1262 to #1261 - betta ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#1264 to #1263 - betta ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
I've been working on my collab comic with diddymonster and I've gotten these done so far. Whaddya think? Es gud?
User avatar #1266 to #1265 - seratyo (08/26/2013) [-]
kewl pic br0
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - betta ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
AW YIS.

Do you wanna make a comic together? I've got the script and stuff :T
User avatar #1268 to #1267 - seratyo (08/26/2013) [-]
What is it? What happens? What do I have to do? Is there any hard labour? What's the pay like? Is there any room for promotion?
User avatar #1269 to #1268 - betta ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
I'll send you the script in a message. Don't want anyone to steal it.

You're not getting paid overtime, and it's only going to be 3 cents an hour for 40 hours. I'm also making you pay taxes, so you aint getting shit.

You can be bottom bitch, but with some hard work and perserverance I'm sure you could work your way up to middle bitch.
User avatar #1242 to #1241 - seratyo (07/27/2013) [-]
Um... Ok....


Thanks? I guess...
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - optimos (07/27/2013) [-]
You're welcome!

don't be so shy nigga
User avatar #1244 to #1243 - seratyo (07/27/2013) [-]
It's not really Shyness, more confusion as to why you would make this...
User avatar #1245 to #1244 - optimos (07/27/2013) [-]
Because you're my friend!!!11

And because I was bored. I made one like that for each one of my best friends.
#1246 to #1245 - seratyo (07/27/2013) [-]
Okey-dokey. Fair enough. Here... Have this... I guess....
Okey-dokey. Fair enough. Here... Have this... I guess....
#1247 to #1246 - optimos (07/27/2013) [-]
Cool, man.
Got any ideas for comics?
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - seratyo (07/27/2013) [-]
Dood, if I did, don't you think I would have made some by now?
User avatar #1239 - twi (07/23/2013) [-]
I remember you
#1240 to #1239 - seratyo (07/23/2013) [-]
You do?

I could have sworn I destroyed those tapes...
#1202 - betta ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I've been working on drawing with photoshop...

It's a work in progress, but so far, what do you think?
User avatar #1207 to #1202 - seratyo (07/06/2013) [-]
Definitely an improvement on your previous style. Are you practicing using actual pictures of people though? Practice the proportions of your people by drawing from pictures of people, because your person is a bit strange looking, like small arms and strange waist. So yeah, it's good, but try practicing drawing from people or porn to get your proportions right.
User avatar #1215 to #1207 - betta ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Well I'm just working on some drawings that others made, soo...
User avatar #1217 to #1215 - seratyo (07/06/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
#1218 to #1217 - betta ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I had a friend give me a hand drawing, so I could practice doing drawing and shading in photoshop.

This is what he gave me.
User avatar #1219 to #1218 - seratyo (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh right...

You're friend draws small arms...

Well still, drawing something from your friends image will help you take and develop his style. Still, looks cool man, keep practicing!
#1231 to #1219 - betta ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Worked on it more.

Whaddya think?
User avatar #1232 to #1231 - seratyo (07/06/2013) [-]
I think outlines would help.
User avatar #1233 to #1232 - betta ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - seratyo (07/06/2013) [-]
Like, a black outline around the character and some of her features...
#1235 to #1234 - betta ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I might... If not, this is the finished product.

Iz gud?
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - seratyo (07/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it pretty good.
#1189 - captainwow ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I thought we were FRIENDS...
I thought we were FRIENDS...
#1190 to #1189 - seratyo (07/06/2013) [-]
I had thought I was friends with you too... Hm...
#1191 to #1190 - captainwow ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Then allow me to show my love for you and your content in the form of silent missionary followed by a firm hand shake.
#1192 to #1191 - seratyo (07/06/2013) [-]
Well thanks a lot man, I like your comics too, they are pretty funny.
Well thanks a lot man, I like your comics too, they are pretty funny.
#1193 to #1192 - captainwow ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Dialogue is really all I got. You got the art to back up whatever joke you're making. So keep up the good work you sexy fertile thing you.
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - seratyo (07/06/2013) [-]
Cheers man. Your stuff looks pretty good too, our comics kind of look similiar except I have more colour.
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - captainwow ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, when drawing in PS I use 3D3D3D. That way I can say my comics are drawn in 3D cubed.

User avatar #1196 to #1195 - seratyo (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh... Neat!
User avatar #1185 - foelkera ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
OPEN YOUR GATE FAGUETTE
User avatar #1186 to #1185 - seratyo (07/05/2013) [-]
NAH I AIN'T ON NOW I NEEDA DO SHIT ELSEWHERE NIGGZ.
User avatar #1187 to #1186 - foelkera ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
K I'LL TRY LATER LATER SHITCOCK
User avatar #1188 to #1187 - seratyo (07/05/2013) [-]
I'LL PROBABLY BE ON THEN YEAH. TTYL DICKFAG <3
User avatar #1174 - optimos (07/04/2013) [-]
Hey man, how's life going?

I finished my next comic, I'm posting it within a few hours, is there anything I should change?
Tell me your opinion.
i.imgur.com/ALIW43o.png
User avatar #1175 to #1174 - seratyo (07/04/2013) [-]
No offense, but it doesn't really have a punch line...
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - optimos (07/04/2013) [-]
I know, but a comic doesn't need one to be funny. Just look at Captainwow, most of his comics don't have a real punchline and yet they're funny as hell.
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - seratyo (07/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, but the comedy in Captainwow's comics comes from the situation. The situation in your comic wasn't particularly funny. It didn't really have any pay-off either, it felt like it was a waste of time reading it.

I'm not saying this to be offensive, just what I thought of your comic.
User avatar #1178 to #1177 - optimos (07/04/2013) [-]
I know it, I don't even fucking know why I put all my fucking effort on a stupid comic that I know will thumb me down no matter, how funny I try to make it. Probably because it's the only hope I have in my fucking shitty life.

Thank you for your honest opinion though. It makes me see everything as it is instead of creating a stupid ilusion in my mind.
User avatar #1180 to #1178 - seratyo (07/04/2013) [-]
Don't feel bad about it man, we all make some bad comics every now and then. Maybe try telling someone the idea before you even start drawing it, then maybe you can try working on the joke together. I've helped people with their jokes quite a few times back in my first year of funnyjunk, I'd be happy to help you with jokes if you would like.
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - optimos (07/04/2013) [-]
I asked some friend about the idea and all I got was nice feedback. Maybe they weren't honest at all. That's it. They weren't honest at all.

I appreciate your help, but I don't know... If I don't steal a joke from Internet I can't make any good shit. Maybe this thing about comics and stuff isn't for me.
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - seratyo (07/04/2013) [-]
Next time you have a joke, ask me about it and I swear I will be honest about it.. I would've given you feedback earlier, but I was.... Watching Breaking Bad Saving baby puppies... Yeah... That's it...
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - optimos (07/04/2013) [-]
Hehe.
Okay. Thank you again.
User avatar #1184 to #1183 - seratyo (07/04/2013) [-]
No problem man, noooooo problem...
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - optimos (07/04/2013) [-]
*people will thumb me down
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