Sever your ties to this earth. Leave
Become one with the vast expanse of space. Become absorbed by it.
Fly to another planet. It's is home now.
Your family is there. They hate you.
But that does not matter. Now sever your ties to that earth.
attain peace.

I love deep, existential discussions!

The one about the pudding? What?

Nvm, found it.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2167406/Me/

Geez dude, I forgot about that... That was a whiiiile ago now...

Yeah, I just suddenly remember it for some reason. It was one of my favorites tho

Hey thanks man. I might re-make that comic actually. better drawings and with colour. Cheers Broski!

cheers bro

Nah dude, all this dex nav stuff is halting my progress. I spent about an hour and a half trying to find a Shroomish with Focus Punch...

._. damn
Why exactly do you want a Shroomish with Focus Punch?

Because:
-It's an extremely powerful fighting type move that can only be given to shroomish by chain breeding
-Breloom, Shroomish's evolved form, is fighting type so the move gets STAB
-Breloom has insane base attack
-With Effect Spore as an ability, an enemy could be paralyzed/put to sleep making it waaaay easier to just use focus punch on them every turn (The better idea would be to wait until shroomish is lv 40 and get spore which is the best sleep inducing move and then give Breloom mad speed and attack EVs)

Long story short, I wanted it and then I got it...

Lel you're a good tactician, know that.

Thanks, I'm not really into all the competitive stuff for pokemon, this is the only strategy I know for a pokemon and I've wanted to do it since black and White but could never be arsed to breed the move into multiple pokemon... And now, i can just catch a Shroomish with the move so I thought "Why not?"

How's your game going? I only just finished the first gym and'll probably call it a night in a mo...

Well, I started my adventure on Thursday and I already have 6 medals and got both Blaziken and Metagross at lvl 48. So I could say it's going pretty good, lel.

I still have to try tons of things (such as the PPS, which is a function that lets you fight with anyone around the world and trade pokemon) but I'll start doing it when I beat the main game.

Well, I'll give you a shout when I've got a good team going. We can battle and **** dude-bro

Of course babe. But be ready cause I'll kick yo ass for sure.

I dunno dude, I EV train the **** out of my pokemanz.

Yeah well, I can see you train your Pokemon and elaborate strategies to the max.
But who knows...

Funnyjunk was down when I wanted to post, will post tonight.

I'll be waiting...

THERE, ARE YOU HAPPY?! I POSTED IT... PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME ANYMORE...

GLORIOUS!

YOUR DRAWING SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED TEN FOLD, WELL DONE!

:^)

Imma post a comic tonight dude. Hopefully it'll do alright. probably post it in an hour and a bit... But you should try music dude, can you play any instruments?

Oh wow, haha good timing. But yess, i cannot wait!

Eh ya maybe, its just a bit of an unrealistic goal cuz its hard to be successful in the
music industry. I only play piano, I mostly like make music on the computer. Ya know,
synths and all that jazz.

Well, just gotta keep pushin' at it dude. Keep creating and making stuff and people will find it. Follow your Dreams! tm

Although, make sure you have money making things along side of course... Don't wanna be no homeless...

Ya, that's true, thanks for the advice. I'll figure out what I want to do eventually...
Yes, that is my only concern, to become homeless is what the government wants,
and I won't let them win.

Eat a dick

wow

cry sum moar you babby

dont be so ******* rude

You say that **** , but then you leave for a five years time and come back and be all "pussy"

i apologize, but i had things to do. I'm a very busy and important man you know.
You should be honored to have a conversation with me

Yo, writing a complete log on the glory holes of America isn't important work dude, even if there IS a market for it...

Ok chill, it was what my father wanted me to do. Its kind of a family tradition.
i had no ******* choice. My parents basically control my life

The pay was excellent tho i have to admit

Well, hey, I wasn't aware. My bad. I didn't know your parents were big on that sort of stuff but whatevs...

How you been anyway dud?

its fine, glory holes are just yet another obstacle on the path that we call life.

Eh, I can't complain. Ive just been working a lot and have had a **** load of school work.
How bout you?

Not bad dude, started uni doing an Animation course. It's pretty fun...

Woah that awesome, are you getting anything out of it?
Are you thinking of going into the animation industry for like movies/shows?

So far I'm learning quite a bit. except for my Meaning and Representation class, so far they're onyl talking about stuff I know already. But yeah, I wanna get into TV animation. Cartoons 'n **** .

That great, man. Animation is amazing when done well. I have so much respect for
animators, it is honestly one of the hardest and most time consuming things.
Good for you tho!

Two of my friends actually are animators and the amount of frames they had to make
for a single animation was ridiculous

I look forward to it. It's shaping up to be a pretty fun course. It's great as well, cause I ******* love cartoons. Lot of good artists in my class though, I feel kind of lacking to some of them... But hey, there's always room for improvement.

That's great, man. Ya i love great animators like the guys who animate Venture Bros, they
are amazing. And ah, don't worry. You'll get there some day, just gotta ask for critique.

Are you any good at the actual animating?

Eh... I don't think I'm AWFUL. I don't have any major experience in it though...

Ya, I gotcha. Well I guess only time and hard work will help you succeed, best of luck!

Thanks man, I'm hoping it'll go nicely.

You got any big plans?

Ya no problem, I'm sure you'll be just fine.

And nope not really, I have no clue what to do, maybe something in music, idk.
You haven't made any new comics in a while, why is this?

Wow how dare you, you should be tried by the utmost extent of the law. I hope John Luther comes to your house and beats you up before arresting you for committing such an act.

But seriously, that sucks dude.

I have not completed the game yet, no. I'm doing the optional areas before I go back onto the main path... But seriously, give it a go dude, it's probably dirt cheap at the moment...

Alright i think I will. I was honestly just thinking about picking it up for Xbox.

Enjoy it dude, it might take a bit to get into it, but when you do I think you'll really enjoy it.

Thanks, I will.

Based on what you said i think i''ll be throughly please.

Thanks Pal! I wanna eat Roast Beef in the desert heat with you.

Wow, you would really do that with me?

Nah.

You disappoint me.

I thought you were a gentlemen.

Nah.

Why do you hurt me so?

I raised you better than this.

Nah, you didn't. I'm just TOOOO COOL

Don't say that!

Where's the kind young lad I used to know?

***** I have no idea what you're talking about. Some guy gave me this account with all these FJ points on it. Said he was done with this site.


JK

Well **** whoever you are, I want the other guy back, you scoundrel!

I know, you could never leave this site (;

Oh believe me bud, I've tried to ween myself off of this place... It just doesn't work...

Just can't get away, huh? I feel you.

This place will always drag you back in no matter what.

Ah well. How are you dude?

I'm doing pretty good. Just been chilling. I've got a nice job so thats cool.
I've had a lot of free time lately so I thought I'd drop by and make some comics.

What's up with you?

Not much. Playing Dark Souls, preparing for Uni and **** . Might make a couple comics here and there...

Ohh, is that game good? It looks like a barrel o' fun. I like challenging games.
And oh nice, good luck man!

I've been looking at your recent comics and they're very good!

Dark Souls is great man. It's not actually HARD, it's just about learning the mechanics and how the developers made the game. You can spot a trap after you witness a few. It's all about getting good.

Also thanks, I don't know how many I made since you left so I'm not sure which ones you mean... Because Dickbutt is exiled now, that comic I made that got like a bajillion thumbs got deleted...

Sorry it takes me a while to respond I'm babysitting little asian kids. And alright I feel you.
That just makes me want to play it more, haha. Sounds reallyyy good. Have you ever
played league of legends or DOTA 2? Those games take quite a bit of skill.

And I think the last one I saw before parting was the gameshow one. But ya that is
insanely stupid its just a little character.
Wait I don't remember your dickbutt one, do you still have it?

Oh don't get me wrong it's a fantastic game, it basically has moral choices that it doesn't even tell you about. You can only learn about the story from very small details in the environment and trying to assume what would have happened there. On top of that, there are many ways to play through a game (Heavy knight dude, dodgy spell caster) as well as being able to do a lot of the areas in any order, plus optional and secret areas, plus a DLC quest line AS WELL AS PVP ONLINE ELEMENTS THAT HAVE BENEFITS IN YOUR GAME... And yeah, I have played LoL. Wasn't great at it, games were really slow. I prefer a MOBA called Awesomenauts, you buy it so there's no free character rotation, and the longest game I ever played in it was as long as my shortest game on LoL...

You're killing me. i seriously need this game. Have you beaten it yet?
Ya that's usually how LoL is, but for some reason I cannot stop playing it. I am
borderline addicted to that **** . You'd think that playing on the same map a thousand
times would get boring but it really doesn't.

I haven't heard of Awesomenauts, I'll have to check it out. I've never heard of a MOBA
game being short tho lol.

Urm... What?

Beat Smough and Ornstein this morning. Gonna go through the catacombs tommorow.

Good stuff.

Just beat DS 2.

I saw, how was it dude?

Great. The bosses are much cooler in Dark Souls 2 and the secrets holy **** there are so many!

So much stuff you actually miss if you choose to just stop playing after completing. A waste for a lot of people really. The weapons are also really cool. I rocked the Pursuers Ultra Greatsword +5 which took me hella lotta time to upgrade and then infused it with fire. I had 1 or 2 weapons with a little more dmg but the ultra great sword was so ******* cool. Also some of the great shields were badass. I was a heavy ****** . Look forward to it.

I look forward to playing once I **** up Gwyn.

What exactly might it be?

Could you draw an alpaca trying to make an "s" sound, but have it come out as a "th" sound.

I'm making a comic, and I just don't know how to go about that...

Apocalypse Vs. Alpaca lisp

I'll try and get that too ya tomorrow, it's almost midnight over here so...

lel, alrighty then. Thank you lots!

WHER DAT COMIC NIG??!!

I mean, hey!

Sorry, I have the cold... It's probably going to be a while, cause my immune system sucks and I usually have the cold for at least a week and a half :T

I'll get a step on as soon as I'm not sick.

kewl

I ******* hate not being able to love you.

I don't actually know how to use spoilers correctly...


surprise i do lol

heuehuehueheuheueh

neat

What do you think of my next comic so far?

I really don't understand the girl's eyes at the end of the comic...