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#35 - is this from the same animu?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2016 on Poem +27
#61 - Minnesota (04/20/2016) [-]
#78 - midkupficker (04/20/2016) [-]
it's 2016, get rid of that cancer now.
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#39 - melllvinnn (04/19/2016) [-]
the three beads in the hair is evident in both pictures
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#48 - sequel (04/20/2016) [-]
didnt see the beads tbh
#97 - t-then somebody there has to be fat. 04/19/2016 on how to kill moths 0
#64 - did your cat drop the bat on a mat?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2016 on how to kill moths +3
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#77 - kyoutu (04/19/2016) [-]
No, tile flooring.
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#97 - sequel (04/19/2016) [-]
t-then somebody there has to be fat.
#62 - only bugs that get me are centipedes, cockroaches, and bedbugs… 04/19/2016 on how to kill moths +1
#12 - or rather very. 04/19/2016 on Donald Duck +59
#11 - They're pretty arrogant too.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2016 on Donald Duck +76
#12 - sequel (04/19/2016) [-]
or rather very.
#5 - exactly it's not their fault they got a big dick, but the othe… 04/17/2016 on Preordering 0
#60 - or a fennec fox 04/17/2016 on head canon +3
#3 - You can patch bugs, but you can't patch a sucky game. …  [+] (15 new replies) 04/17/2016 on Preordering +40
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#137 - shamblerdk (04/18/2016) [-]
Yeah, look at my reply to "astatine". I give a couple of examples.
#133 - astatine (04/18/2016) [-]
There's plenty of research to be done before the game's released, and if there isn't then that's enough to tell you that you shouldn't buy the game. The problem isn't preordering in itself, it's being stupid with what you buy, which is what I'm trying to get across and what a lot of people (a lot of people holy shit) don't seem to understand
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#138 - shamblerdk (04/18/2016) [-]
As I said in another reply to you; there are game developers, who are masking what they're creating, because they know it won't live up to peoples' expectations. That makes it really hard, for anyone, to get the real picture.
#139 - astatine (04/18/2016) [-]
That's why I look specifically at gameplay videos. Screenshots look nice but they don't really show how the game's played, and anything they say about the game is subject to exaggeration. They can only mask actual gameplay so much and it usually shows, like with "gameplay videos" that're just montages of the main character running through various scenery.

I'm not saying people should go out and preorder to their heart's content, but preordering isn't in itself an issue. If you can't tell what a game's going to be like and the trailers are all cinematic then that in itself is enough reason to be careful and I wouldn't buy a game like that whether it was already out or not
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#140 - shamblerdk (04/18/2016) [-]
I do agree with you, hence why I didn't preorder the game. I just settled for laughing at everyone who did.
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#86 - cdboyawesome (04/18/2016) [-]
When I was younger, I made the mistake of pre-ordering simcity 2013. I didn't have internet at the time of release, so I literally had to use personal hotspot on my phone to play the game.
Even then, the game didn't work half of the time. When I finally did get internet again, they finally came out with offline play after constantly saying, "The game cannot be made for offline".
I didn't know how bad it was at the time, mainly because I didn't have much money (nor do I now, but I can get stuff on sale, humble bundle, etc.).
Looking at it now, I would never want to play that piece of garbage, even for free. They didn't help it at all with the common EA scheme of making dlc by the truckload for any game.

TL;DR : I pre-ordered a game, and never pre-ordered again because it was bad. Fuck EA.
#134 - astatine (04/18/2016) [-]
That's not an issue with preordering though, it's an issue with a company that's known to fuck its fans, turn them over and then fuck them again
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#82 - burningchimera (04/18/2016) [-]
How about you don't buy games from shitty developers
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#76 - trapposternohomo (04/18/2016) [-]
Can't ever fucking trust pre release reviews because those are all paid by the fucking devs/publisher. Remember how MGSV was going to "push the boundries of what can be done in a video game"?
#4 - astatine (04/17/2016) [-]
If somebody buys a game from a company they know so little about, which has so little content released that they don't know whether or not it's worth buying, then that's not a fault with preordering in general it's a fault with the people buying
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#8 - nustix (04/17/2016) [-]
Bethesda, From software, SFV. Just some extremely famous companies and titles released in a shit state.
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#26 - erotictentacle (04/17/2016) [-]
From Software released a game in a shit state?
I mean, after Demon's souls. i heard they made some earlier but didn't look into it
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#32 - nustix (04/17/2016) [-]
Dark souls PC port was shit.
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#33 - erotictentacle (04/17/2016) [-]
ah, wouldn't know, im a consolefag so im fine
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#5 - sequel (04/17/2016) [-]
exactly it's not their fault they got a big dick, but the other guy's fault for putting it in his mouth.

That's sort of a harsh way of saying it, and I ain't saying preordering is completely bad. Cartman is making that analogy with preordering after all. I just assume the reason preordering is looked down on is because you buy something that isn't ready to be played or rated, and the expectation that it'll meet our.. expectations .
#14 - bUrself 04/17/2016 on BEE +4