(Continued from the bottom) *Questions it*

bad things happen when you question it

Oh

so dont question it ok darling

I guarantee nothing

ok then i guess darling

I'm confused and concerned.

hello

Howdy!

hello darling, how are you today

Not too shabby. How about yourself?

I'm doing good darling, thank you for asking. What are you up to if you dont mind telling me.

I'm watching my niece. And you?

im just listening to music and lazing around darling

What music?

im listening to jazz at the moment darling

So, what's with the constant "darling"s?

whats up with what darling

I've only ever known one person to use the word darling nearly as often as you.

what are you talking about darling, i hardly say the word

Sorry then, my mistake

alright then darling

So how'd you stumble upon my page?

i was directed here by my evil neko majic

I have no idea what that is

its neko magic dont question it

Howdy!
Well, first we got in that terrible accident. We got a bit of some of that brain damage by the looks of it. I know we accidentally called Isn't Mike, Mike a little bit ago. It was kind of embarrassing, but somebody, Shit, I'm a little foggy here, says it happens.We also misspelled Kwanzaa. How embarrassing!

Also I don't think Duke has been doing very well since the move from Australia =(

And lastly, I think you may be schizophrenic.

I'm so confused right now... its great

Ask Isn't Mike.I think you know where to find him.

Ah yes i have alreadt questioned isn't Mike about this whole kerfuffle

How did you feel to have lots of random strangers come onto your profile and call you Jamie?

It was interesting.

So what exactly happened?

They stumbled upon your acc and made up that you were someone trying to impersonate me :P

oooooh, that makes sense! Nah, I've had this account for over a year now. And I've been using this screen name for almost 13 years.

I just assumed I'd offended somebody with a group behind them and was being trolled. So, of course, I just ran with it. Well, if you could tell everyone it was nice talking to them, it would be greatly appreciated. Especially Isn't Mike. I'll miss him most of all!

Hey bro .. You know, got tired of the old stuff, figured I'd try something new

Oh really, try what?

Oh, and merry almost xmas

New account, new jokes, you know

Oh, and happy Qwanza or however you spell your crazy holiday to you!

Thanks mate! It's Kwanzaa, but close enough. Didn't really expect you to remember that much after the crash but I guess it weren't as bad as they said it was.

It was still pretty bad though. I was so embarrassed, earlier I accidentally called Isn't Mike, Mike. I felt so bad!

Oh jamie you crazy cunt!

Don't worry about it, Isn't Mike gets that all the time, he'll be fine

Okay, than I feel a little better.
So how's England this time of year?

Norway, silly. And it's cold as balls, just like every other time of the year.

How's australia?

Well, can you ask Charlie how England is anyways? I was thinking of taking a holiday up there.

And actually I'm in Austria now, a but of the wanderlust and whatnot. It's definitely a change from the outback. I'm used to it being summer right now!

That's good to hear! And I can understand the wanderlust, whenever I'm on a trip somewhere I always want to go somewhere else.

I asked him, he said it was cold
very cold

Yeah, but I don't know the language, so not many people talk to me here. =(
It's kind of annoying. And they constantly stare as I walk Duke, it's like "Hey dudes, I get it! Dingos aren't a very popular pet here, but he's calm and he's not going to eat your damn baby!" These people need to be more accepting up here.

Oh and thanks man, how has Charlie been by the way? I haven't talked to him in luge, forever!

People can be assholes at times. Such a sad thing. A man can't even walk his own pet without him or his pet being judged.

Charlie's just fine, just got out of jail and everything. He joked around saying his ass is sore, but he wouldn't stop squirming around in his car seat so I'm wondering if maybe he did get fucked.

I knew taking that much heroin on a plane was a bad idea.

I can't believe he caused 9/11, got away with it by blaming the muslims then was caught by the coast guard.

He's such a dumbfuck.

Yeah, we really need to talk him

Susan!

Sorry, I've already forgotten what I was about to say. Buddy morning and all that

So what's with the new account anyway? Also, how's Australia?

Got tired of the same old same old, figured I'd try something new. And I was just telling one of our other friends, I actually moved to Austria!

Ah, fair enough, I know the feel. Felt like a change of scenery, eh?

Yeah, a bit of that wanderlust

Not much Charlie, you?

Just chillin' Derek

That's nice Jeff

Kevin!

I've been pretty good, how are you?

Good Good.

How's Australia?

Still living there?

It was pretty cool. You ever tried boxing a kangaroo? Those are tough bastards. And koalas aren't as friendly as they look.

Actually, I wanted a change of pace, so I figured I'd move to Austria. Figured it would be a good change, but still close to the outback. Boy was I wrong!

Hey Mike, what's up?

Jamie my name isn't Mike.

You know this, I know you've just been in an accident but come on.

I'm sorry Isn't Mike, you know how confusing things can get after such a blow to the head

I know, it's okay were here to help you though this.

Thanks Isn't Mike. So how have you been?

I've been good thanks.

You still been holding up in Austrailia?

Nah, I was actually telling Kevin and Susan already, I moved to Austria! Figured it would be close enough, but Boy was I wrong!

Oh damn , how is life in Austria?

Interesting, I wish I spoke the language though. The people here don't respond to me much. And they always give me and Duke weird looks. It's like they've never seen a Dingo before!

Yeah I bet it's horrible in a country where no one understands you.

Yeah, it's a BITCH! You'd think I was talking with a mouth full'a vegemite by the looks

i hope it's what you meant

Exactly what I was thinking.
These are awesome man, thanks

I remember this one! It was said to be the first concept art released for Fallout 3

all time favourite

That is sick!

got some more but they're not perfect scapes. got some people walking around with gasmasks etc....

I think this is good for now. But I'll definitely keep you in mind if I need more. Thanks again man.

And is that German?

dutch :). np glad i could help.

That must have been one sexy ass waiter!

He was!!
I was checkin him out.

Awesome. (the inky picture I know I have where I'm winking)

So how have you been?

Lovely, yourself?

First, that was supposed to be *only in my last post. Swype and whatnot.

I'm good, you know, same usual Saturday might schedule of trying to force myself asleep. this time I'm trying tea instead of beer though haha

And whoa, what did I miss with the deleted comments?

I just had a typo attack, Haha

Haha, nice

Whats up?

Well, here I am, 4 am with an hour to get ready for a four hour walk :D

A four hour walk?

Yup! Nothing beats a four hour walk at five in the morning

Sounds refreshing. LoL

It really is.

Random sidenote, I can pull this off, right? ;D

Pull what off? Being handsome? Yes, yes you can.

Haha, I was going four the ridiculous sideburns, but that works too.

You can. They look good on you.

Really? I was not expecting that. I was just messing around with my Decembeard. Putting it back to how I normally have it and stumbled upon that. I'll have to keep this in mind next time I beard it up

Maybe it's just me. I like sideburns on a guy. It's very masculine.

Interesting

Can I add you on facebook/twitter?

Yay!.Chums! I'm good, just getting distracted trying to figure out what to have for lunch. Yourself?

Doing alright. Watching movie after movie and playing around on FJ as usual. Currently watching The Grey. Feed yourself, food is good

That's the one that was actually shot on the mountain, right? How is it?

Fantastic so far, and ive hardly started!

I'll have to make sure to check it out sometime. And you were right, food is good!

The smiley face with an eyepatch?

I kinda thought so, but I could never see all the details so it was driving me mad.

Yeah, the face I made in some random Anti Smoking ad yeeeeears back. Then the eyepatch cane from a uh...flag I made for some random website. People were throwing out ideas for it, some chick said "A unicorn with an eyepatch!"

Of course, that was the only idea I would draw. Then I stole the patch and put it on a bunch of people's avatars. I've been using it on almost every site since. If post the unicorn pic, but I'm locked out of my photobucket account right now.

Wait, scratch that. she said "Pirate Unicorn!

Don't mention it, friend. Cheers!

I don't have an image to respond to you with so....

Really? I have too many images of beer. A few of which involve cheers haha

That's oddly hypnotic. I'll I've got is pictures of myself and beer

On of my favorite pics cuz it seem to piss so many people off ^^

Do people really hate furries.that much? I don't care enough about anyone else's preference for anything

That pic a lone has gotten me more hate than anything else I've ever done.

It's even got a freind or mine who has that one a shit beat up.

It gets me death threats all the time...

I fucking love that pic ^w^

Wow, that's ridiculous. People care way too much about things that are of no concern to them

Yup btw I love vodka ^w^ I can't tell if that's what that is in that pic but, it's what i made me think of

Yeah, I was making a vodka brain for Halloween

that's awesome

Yeah, it was delicious too (pic related, I was a bear in a Man. suit)

Pic related what I wore on Halloween ^w^



an every day I go out....

You always wear a tail? (Another part of my costume)

unless I have something seriously important to go to job interview or something like that yes I always wear my tail

I believe it's my duty as an American citizen. Well, maybe not...or not quite...or...whatever. Thanks! :D

That was epic.
For you I give this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzhVAJOHgQo
Because I can

Haha, that was Awesome.

Anti-Communism?! That's one of my favorite things! How did you know?!

Because I can spot a genius from a million miles away.

Alright, just finished watching it. That was Awesome. Definitely Definitely Awesome. Thanks or brightening my day a little more.

Awww no problem. Thanks for brightening mine :D

:D

Never really listened to Rise Against. Good song, may have to check them out sometime soon. So thank you! And I hope you have the merriest of Christmas's one can possibly have in the history of forever!

Wow, those really were some awesome things! Thank You kind sir! And I hope you have the merriest of Christmas's one can possibly have in the history of forever!

Ha, what a dumbass. Thank You kind sir! And I hope you have the merriest of Christmas's one can possibly have in the history of forever!

the same goes for you!

For Christmas I decided to forsake my Skip ALL the videos mantra and actually watched it. That was pretty awesome so Thank You kind sir! And I hope you have the merriest of Christmas's one can possibly have in the history of forever!

And I wish the best for you and your loved ones. Merry Christmas kind sir.

I'm good, how about yourself?

Pretty good. Are you new to FJ too?

Yeah, pretty new here. Looking at my dates, joined on the 30th apparently. Didn't actually really use the site until the 12th, which looks like the same day you joined. Fancy

Wow... its almost like... WE'RE BROTHERS xD

Haha, yeah...let's go with that >.>

Sounds good :3 Do you like making OC?