Good man, stick to your guns.

There are currently 214 comments on this thread, and 25% of those have been posted by you, you really think anybody would believe that everybody else was lying, and the dude who deleted 50+ comments from the thread was telling the truth?

Oh man, you're the gift that keeps on giving. I'd wouldn't even have given the FJ comment in the OC a second glance if I hadn't seen you commenting en masse. You think a whole fucking wall of yellow [COMMENT DELETED BY CLAVATNINENINE] would've saved you face somehow?

**amoryquinn used "*roll picture*"**
**amoryquinn rolled image** what a coincidence

Closed fist means get ready for fisting.

It's something that pretty much every movie & film has gotten wrong, to the point that it's commonly accepted that the thumbs up means "live". There's a good chance that Gladiator did it incorrectly on purpose, because doing it the right way would just confuse people at this point, because we've had nearly 100 years of cinema teaching us thumbs up = good, thumbs down = bad. The real Romans never used a thumbs down.

yfw raccoons are cleaner than most people.

mfw raccoons don't mutilate themselves to pretend they're another gender.

Actually only the captive raccoons wash their food.

I like anime but that was too good to not get green.

I must have found a bad source, then.

Raccoon (which for some reason is the plural for raccoon) have extremely sensitive hands that can feel things before they even touch. In fact, they act as taste buds and "washing" it makes it more enjoyable for them. This feature most likely developed since they were typically tropical creatures that foraged along river banks. This adaptation makes it much easier to find things living in the mud.

They also have very keen hearing and, reportedly, can hear earthworms moving underground. The urban raccoon's number one predator is the car, and they have been observed making use of crosswalks and waiting for red lights to cross the street. This puts them head and shoulders above your average GOD DAMN CYCLIST! They're quite interesting animals.

rood

* Seeing such a triggered anon fills you with determination.

I can't even

I've never played Undertale or even seen anything related to it at all other than the stuff that pops out on FJ.

Why the fuck do I find this so hilarious?

Random enough to make me laugh, but oh well.

It was a joke. A pun, or pune, or play on words. If you took it seriously, I think you need to take a good long look in the mirror before attesting to other people's stupidity. Just sayin'.