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| #2 - You're* | 09/30/2015 on MFW that person i dont like | +1 |
| #199 - **senseiweasel used "*roll 1, 01-99*"** **senseiweasel rolls 34** | 09/30/2015 on Roll for what movie you watch | 0 |
| #4 - "Jump Around" - "House of Pain" [+] (1 new reply) | 09/30/2015 on i heard u guys like these | +10 |
| So i remembered it correctly that it was in THPS 2. Thanks for help. | ||
| #26 - Slightly misleading title, the chap hasn't been jailed - the j… | 09/30/2015 on Man jailed for disagreeing... | +1 |
| #10 - My thoughts exactly. | 09/30/2015 on Fair knight | +1 |
| #95 - Europe | 09/30/2015 on Most dangerous animals | +2 |
| #50 - Huey | 09/29/2015 on Bait | +10 |
| #5 - So, who won the fisticuffs? [+] (1 new reply) | 09/28/2015 on Translation | +1 |
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| #9 - I don't see the problem, this is a perfectly acceptable way to… | 09/28/2015 on Well, fuck! | 0 |
| #4 - Apologies, just relised I've got the Talent "Melee Smash&… | 09/18/2015 on Star Wars Saga Edition | +1 |
| #3 - Dreadful Rage (Feat, prereqs Rage species trait, Base Attack +… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/18/2015 on Star Wars Saga Edition | +1 |
| Apologies, just relised I've got the Talent "Melee Smash" confused with the Feat "Mighty Swing". Melee Smash does indeed grant a straight +1 damage as you wrote in the description. The correction I wrote above applies to the feat "Mighty Swing", which is still worth considering, but Rapid Strike is probably preferable if you meet the prereqs for it. As for talents, while every bonus to damage is useful, you might want to consider taking Expert Grappler instead, as it combines with Pin/Crush or Trip/Throw very nicely. If you then take Unbalance Opponent as your next talent (you need expert grappler as a prereq), then your opponent will also be denied their Strength bonus in grapples. As a Wookiee, this should pretty much guarantee you winning a grapple check against any opponent of your level, and give you a decent chance of grappling opponents up to 4 or 5 levels or one size category larger than you. | ||
| #2 - Right, to start with you've made a couple of mistakes with you… [+] (2 new replies) | 09/18/2015 on Star Wars Saga Edition | +1 |
| Dreadful Rage (Feat, prereqs Rage species trait, Base Attack +1) - increases the bonus to attack & damage from your Wookiee Rage ability from a +2 to a +5. Unless you're playing a character who doesn't use their rage for RP reasons, this one is a no-brainer for any melee Wookiee. Take it. Extra Rage (Feat, prereqs Rage species trait) - One additional use of the Rage special ability per day. Can be taken multiple times. Stack with dreadful rage for maximum effect. Improved Charge (Feat, prereqs Dex 13, Dodge, Mobility) - When you charge with this Feat it doesn't have to be in a straight line, allowing you to maneuver around battlefield obstacles. High prerequisites & situationally useful, but one of those things that you'll wish you had when you need it. Particulaly powerful when coupled with: Powerful Charge (Feat, prereqs Medium size or larger, Base Attack +1) - Gives you an additional +2 to hit when charging (on top of the +2 already granted), as well as a bonus to damage equal to half your level. Cheap & easy to take, and levels up with you. Quite tasty. The next couple are feats which really work best in pairs, so that's how I'm going to list them: Pin / Crush (Feats, Pin prereqs Base Attack +1, Crush prereqs Pin, Base Attack +1) - Pin: When you beat your opponent in a grapple check they become pinned, losing their Dex bonus to defense and becoming unable to take any action until your next turn. Yes, that's ANY action, they can't even attempt to break the grapple. Pull this off every round and watch your GM rage as his awesome boss encounter never even gets a shot off. Crush: When you successfully pin an opponent, deal your unarmed attack damage against him, hits automatically. Combined these two Feats are scary as hell, basically allowing you to hold your opponent down and smash him to a pulp, and there's not a damn thing he can do about it. Trip / Throw (Feats, Trip prereqs Base Attack +1, Throw prereqs Trip, Base Attack +1) - The other grapple based feat pairing. Trip: When you beat an opponent in a grapple check, they are immediately placed prone on the ground and break out of the grapple automatically. You will get a free attack of opportunity if your opponent stands back up when he's next to you, which is kinda nice, but probably not as good on its own as Pin. Throw: When you successfully use the Trip feat against an opponent, you can throw them up to 1 square beyond your reach (usually this wll be 2 squares total), and they take damage equal to your unarmed attack. Probably less useful overall than Pin/Crush combo, however in certain situations where there are hazards you can exploit this is extremely powerful. This is how you throw the Emperor down that reactor shaft. That's about all I've got for now. I've only given options out of the core rulebook here as I don't know which books you've access to. There are more I can list, but they're more suited towards certtain specialisatons so I'm not going to do that as I don't know which direction you want to take him. If there's anything more specific you need reply here and I'll see what I can throw together for you. Apologies, just relised I've got the Talent "Melee Smash" confused with the Feat "Mighty Swing". Melee Smash does indeed grant a straight +1 damage as you wrote in the description. The correction I wrote above applies to the feat "Mighty Swing", which is still worth considering, but Rapid Strike is probably preferable if you meet the prereqs for it. As for talents, while every bonus to damage is useful, you might want to consider taking Expert Grappler instead, as it combines with Pin/Crush or Trip/Throw very nicely. If you then take Unbalance Opponent as your next talent (you need expert grappler as a prereq), then your opponent will also be denied their Strength bonus in grapples. As a Wookiee, this should pretty much guarantee you winning a grapple check against any opponent of your level, and give you a decent chance of grappling opponents up to 4 or 5 levels or one size category larger than you. | ||
| #1 - I've GM'd Saga Ed since it was released so I can give you a ha… | 09/18/2015 on Star Wars Saga Edition | +1 |
| #9 - If by "edgy and counter to normal thinking" you mean… | 09/17/2015 on IT'S A RUSE | +2 |
| #7 - So something that happens frequently to kids of all races, col… [+] (2 new replies) | 09/17/2015 on IT'S A RUSE | 0 |
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anythingoes (09/17/2015) [-] He has a brownish skin, he was carrying something with wires and a clock, so it's obviously a bomb, right? That's discrimination based on his skin. All those other are silly shit because people are dumb, fingers guns, fishing supplys, twirling a pencil really? You guys have fucking problems... , none of these has any correlation with the skin of the kid. So, the first, has an assumption based on the kids skin, that's racism. The other cases, don't there are some RETARDED assumpions, but nothing based on the kid's appearance. Do you understand, or do I need to draw it to you? Mister "I'm such and edgy and counter normal thinker" #9 -
senseiweasel (09/17/2015) [-] If by "edgy and counter to normal thinking" you mean that I take my information from a variety of sources and form my own viewpoint rather than immediately grabbing my pitchfork and torch because of TEH EBIL RACISTS / SEXISTS / LIBERALS / CONSERVATIVES, or whatever other EBIL group I've been left aghast by after reading a sensationalist clickbait headline on Facebook, then yes, I guess I am - and I take that as a compliment. Thanks! And that's just the problem. For what it's worth, I think it's disgusting that this kid was pulled out of school in handcuffs - but I don't think it's racist, and in fact I think it's dangerous to go throwing those kind of assumptions (and that's what they are, purely speculation at this point). America is going through a pretty horrendous patch of racial tension at the moment - and when something like this happens, that's happening to kids all over, it's turned into a race issue and it pits people against each other. What the hell is with all this partisanship? Liberals are evil, burn them! Conservatives are evil, burn them! All the while, people SHOULD be uniting and saying, hang on, there's something seriously wrong with the way our system works, the way it treats our kids as criminals for harmless play, and it hurts ALL of us. But no, instead of coming together and fighting real issues everyone turns on each other, shouting past each other and calling each other names and building the hate. Clickbait articles pop up saying this is a race issue, that is a sexism issue, blah, blah, blah, and everyone just laps it up because it gives them more righteous fuel to hate on "the other", and tensions become more inflamed, people turn against each other, and bigotry like racism actually increase as a result. It's fucking madness. Now, as to the points you made: Firstly, the "clock with wires" that he was carrying looked like a movie suitcase bomb. Maybe not a real suitcase bomb, but how many teachers do you think are trained to make that distinction? Could you? I've seen a lot of posts saying "yeah it kinda looks like a bomb, but where are the explosives?" as though that's some kind of serious refutation. If you see something that might be a bomb, are you gonna go poking around in the thing looking for the detonator? Fuck no. Secondly "he has a brownish skin". I'm sorry, I didn't realise that was declared as a reason he was arrested! Oh wait, it wasn't. That is purely your assumption (as well as the assumption of a whole host of clickbait articles). I could just as easily say, "well, it's always white kids who go on school shootings, so when a white kid gets pulled out of school for having a toy gun, that must be racial profiling!". I dunno, I just don't get it. Do you need to feel aggrieved? What happened to common human decency, the benefit of the doubt? Occam's Razor, if you will. Can't it have been the result of a, frankly insane, administrative policy that damages EVERYONE? Why has it got to be down to race? And honestly, if your answer to that is "because of his skin colour", then I think that shows much more about your own assumptions about a person based on their race than anybody else's. After all, you're the one saying he's brown, therefore everyone must automatically assume he's a terrorist. | ||
| #4 - Yeah, because everyone knows this kind of insanity happens exc… [+] (6 new replies) | 09/17/2015 on IT'S A RUSE | +1 |
| First of all , reason.com and the daily caller? THATS the sources your citing? Secondly, yes this happens in different places with other races, but come on. A brown kid with wires and wiring board in a backpack, just HAPPENS to be suspect of carrying a bomb? #6 -
anon (09/17/2015) [-] TL;DR People are dumb and other people who have responsibilities have to act fast even in benign situations. I can attest to the whole "not purely racial" bit. I'm a white dude and when I was a senior in high school, I was arrested and thrown in Juvenile hall for two weeks because of "Terroristic Threats" that a friend made and were passed on to me. Schools do two things: Freak out and act fast. The damned thing was a jumble of wires in a suitcase. Kids of all races and ages have killed with both less and more in the past. You can't expect people to "Think rationally" when they are responsible for at least 20-30 children at any given time. I once worked at a game store in my early years of college, and a regular left his backpack outside. Some middle eastern dude saw it and flipped his gourd asking who's it was and if we should call the police. He was pissed when he found out it was just a mistake. #5 -
anythingoes (09/17/2015) [-] That's 'cause some of you guys seem to have head problems. That up there, considering his skin, and the assumption it was given, is clearly racism. So something that happens frequently to kids of all races, colours, religions, all over the US, must be racist if it happens to a muslim kid, because "considering his skin"? Oh yeah, and also "the assumption it was given". Solid refutation, 11/10, would substitute Funnyjunk for Tumblr again. #8 -
anythingoes (09/17/2015) [-] He has a brownish skin, he was carrying something with wires and a clock, so it's obviously a bomb, right? That's discrimination based on his skin. All those other are silly shit because people are dumb, fingers guns, fishing supplys, twirling a pencil really? You guys have fucking problems... , none of these has any correlation with the skin of the kid. So, the first, has an assumption based on the kids skin, that's racism. The other cases, don't there are some RETARDED assumpions, but nothing based on the kid's appearance. Do you understand, or do I need to draw it to you? Mister "I'm such and edgy and counter normal thinker" #9 -
senseiweasel (09/17/2015) [-] If by "edgy and counter to normal thinking" you mean that I take my information from a variety of sources and form my own viewpoint rather than immediately grabbing my pitchfork and torch because of TEH EBIL RACISTS / SEXISTS / LIBERALS / CONSERVATIVES, or whatever other EBIL group I've been left aghast by after reading a sensationalist clickbait headline on Facebook, then yes, I guess I am - and I take that as a compliment. Thanks! And that's just the problem. For what it's worth, I think it's disgusting that this kid was pulled out of school in handcuffs - but I don't think it's racist, and in fact I think it's dangerous to go throwing those kind of assumptions (and that's what they are, purely speculation at this point). America is going through a pretty horrendous patch of racial tension at the moment - and when something like this happens, that's happening to kids all over, it's turned into a race issue and it pits people against each other. What the hell is with all this partisanship? Liberals are evil, burn them! Conservatives are evil, burn them! All the while, people SHOULD be uniting and saying, hang on, there's something seriously wrong with the way our system works, the way it treats our kids as criminals for harmless play, and it hurts ALL of us. But no, instead of coming together and fighting real issues everyone turns on each other, shouting past each other and calling each other names and building the hate. Clickbait articles pop up saying this is a race issue, that is a sexism issue, blah, blah, blah, and everyone just laps it up because it gives them more righteous fuel to hate on "the other", and tensions become more inflamed, people turn against each other, and bigotry like racism actually increase as a result. It's fucking madness. Now, as to the points you made: Firstly, the "clock with wires" that he was carrying looked like a movie suitcase bomb. Maybe not a real suitcase bomb, but how many teachers do you think are trained to make that distinction? Could you? I've seen a lot of posts saying "yeah it kinda looks like a bomb, but where are the explosives?" as though that's some kind of serious refutation. If you see something that might be a bomb, are you gonna go poking around in the thing looking for the detonator? Fuck no. Secondly "he has a brownish skin". I'm sorry, I didn't realise that was declared as a reason he was arrested! Oh wait, it wasn't. That is purely your assumption (as well as the assumption of a whole host of clickbait articles). I could just as easily say, "well, it's always white kids who go on school shootings, so when a white kid gets pulled out of school for having a toy gun, that must be racial profiling!". I dunno, I just don't get it. Do you need to feel aggrieved? What happened to common human decency, the benefit of the doubt? Occam's Razor, if you will. Can't it have been the result of a, frankly insane, administrative policy that damages EVERYONE? Why has it got to be down to race? And honestly, if your answer to that is "because of his skin colour", then I think that shows much more about your own assumptions about a person based on their race than anybody else's. After all, you're the one saying he's brown, therefore everyone must automatically assume he's a terrorist. | ||
| #4 - That's not a UK police uniform. Looks Australian maybe? [+] (3 new replies) | 09/17/2015 on Australian Police | +44 |
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| #1 - It's perfectly understandable that someone going to buy new br… | 09/17/2015 on Eye-ron-ee | 0 |
| #8 - He makes the batarangs himself with a piece of steel and an an… | 09/17/2015 on $1000 underpants. | 0 |
| #17 - Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good bl… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/16/2015 on Star Wars | +13 |
| #13 - They're not, but we are meant to think they are. These tracks … [+] (4 new replies) | 09/16/2015 on Star Wars | +27 |
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lokiak (09/16/2015) [-] but, I've got firsthand experience with loading tracer rounds into magazines and firing them. as far as the whole being more accurate than sand people, I agree. the weapons europeans/americans use generally are better at accuracy than other weapon systems. on the flip side, they are less reliable in the long run, requiring way more upkeep to keep from jamming. #18 -
anon (09/16/2015) [-] Nah, listen to Senseiweasel now; these are clearly Star Wars lasers. It seems like he knows what he's talking about. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side. | ||
| #1 - The new season of Wilfred is shaping up to be the best yet. | 09/16/2015 on Urkel leading Machete in a... | +14 |
| #20 - Comment deleted | 09/16/2015 on I need your opinion! | 0 |
| #10 - Yeah, someone just probably killed an animal and it's ****… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/16/2015 on Fulton Recovery Cost [GMP... | 0 |
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| #64 - Picture | 09/16/2015 on FJ DANCE PARTY? | 0 |
