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#534 - *senseiweasel used "roll picture"* **senseiweasel rolle… [+] (1 new reply)	10/28/2015 on post in here and get a...	0
#535 - senseiweasel (10/28/2015) [-] Holy shit I think I rolled Admin's spirit animal.
#4 - Faggot, you don't ask for a ban. Do it properly and post CP li… [+] (2 new replies)	10/28/2015 on ban pls	+4
#5 - thespartanpony (10/28/2015) [-] CP leads to a ban from real life #6 - senseiweasel (10/28/2015) [-] Go hard or go home.
#6 - What sort of dragons are you fighting at level 3 that can carr… [+] (2 new replies)	10/28/2015 on D&D	0
#11 - priestofkarp (10/28/2015) [-] But d&d is all about having fun with the imagination. If DM wants a level 3 to kick a dragon's ass, he can and it will make sense #8 - stonedhamster (10/28/2015) [-] There's at least 3x level 3 party members. A Young Adult or Adult dragon would, depending on how many are in the party, be a fitting challenge.
#3 - Comment deleted	10/28/2015 on Rebel Scum	0
#2 - Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want…	10/28/2015 on feels great	0
#180 - That's... Actually pretty awesome...	10/28/2015 on God's light has left us	+5
#1 - Dem 1% problems...	10/28/2015 on some people just have it bad	+6
#4 - Picture	10/28/2015 on Still funny	+1
#4 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply)	10/27/2015 on Muslim Feminist	+5
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#7 - Picture	10/27/2015 on any body out there	+8
#31 - You worked in a greek restaurant, but you don't know how to sp… [+] (2 new replies)	10/27/2015 on Greek Restaurant 9	-3
#40 - Timmietim (10/27/2015) [-] döner* #38 - anon (10/27/2015) [-] Dönner is more turkish
#545 - Yeah! Safe spaces for everyone!	10/27/2015 on erhem	+3
#3 - Okay Barry, they're finished. Now open the window. [+] (1 new reply)	10/26/2015 on Nest	+84
#7 - madvulcan (10/27/2015) [-] Sure thing, Other Barry.
#1 - Implying that everybody else's briefcases aren't [+] (1 new reply)	10/26/2015 on Snax	+32
#2 - iderpedintofj (10/27/2015) [-] I mean, when I was in IT, that's where I kept MY snacks and shit. It even had a combo lock on it. Office people are thieving bastards.
#6 - Three Men & A Little Lady	10/26/2015 on Sex life	+1
#6 - "Dying in mustard gas attack because my mask's broken, lo…	10/26/2015 on Do your best, FJ	+30
#1 - Picture	10/26/2015 on DIvorce	+3
#9 - What a cock	10/26/2015 on dawg fooled	0
#1 - 2spoopy	10/24/2015 on Paranormal Cativity	+22
#39 - I pressed next, thought of the joke, then pressed back to post…	10/24/2015 on When your teacher takes...	0
#14 - *Legal requirement in the UK for Private Limited Companies. No…	10/23/2015 on The lovely Elizabeth wink	+1
#13 - Well yeah, you could also write them on the back in crayon. Ho… [+] (2 new replies)	10/23/2015 on The lovely Elizabeth wink	+2
#15 - abesimpson (10/23/2015) [-] I see, then. great job, baby legs! #14 - senseiweasel (10/23/2015) [-] *Legal requirement in the UK for Private Limited Companies. Not sure about publicly traded firms.
#11 - Elementary, my dear buffalogriller.	10/23/2015 on The lovely Elizabeth wink	+1
#9 - No mailing address at the top left. Hard to tell under the not… [+] (6 new replies)	10/23/2015 on The lovely Elizabeth wink	+3
#12 - abesimpson (10/23/2015) [-] But can't all that be written on the envelope and not the actual letter? #13 - senseiweasel (10/23/2015) [-] Well yeah, you could also write them on the back in crayon. However, standard form for a company letter is addressee at the top left (so it shows through the window of standard DL size window envelopes), letter reference underneath that (this is the reference code that you use when replying to the letter, which links to the letter in the company's archives) return address & company letterhead at the top right, company registration at the bottom of the letter (legal requirement in the UK, not sure in the US) Source: I'm Company Secretary (member of the board responsible for ensuring company meets all laws & regulations) for a mid-sized limited company, and in 10 years at this job I've seen only a handful of companies that don't format their letters this way, most of them one-man operations. For reference I've found this picture of a letter someone claims to have received from Cadbury's, can't say for sure whether it's legit - but this looks far more like a real corporate letter #15 - abesimpson (10/23/2015) [-] I see, then. great job, baby legs! #14 - senseiweasel (10/23/2015) [-] *Legal requirement in the UK for Private Limited Companies. Not sure about publicly traded firms. #10 - buffalogriller (10/23/2015) [-] you must be sherlock holmes himself. #11 - senseiweasel (10/23/2015) [-] Elementary, my dear buffalogriller.
#2 - 1023 Megabytes, scrub. [+] (8 new replies)	10/23/2015 on Yes this is dog.	+2
#4 - lenytunes (10/23/2015) [-] He's still right #5 - anon (10/23/2015) [-] A gig is not 1000MB. It's retained in electronics as the power of 2, which processors follow. 1000 is not a power of 2. #6 - lenytunes (10/23/2015) [-] A GB is 1024 Megabytes, so what he said is right because he's still under 1024 Megabytes. "I have 999 Megabytes, we still haven't got a GIG," he's missing 25 MB's for a GB isn't he? So he's 25 MB short off a GB (Still haven't gotten a Gig.) You tried to use logic in an illogical way. But since we're having fun here, let's go through the scale of Bits which make up the binary system: 1 Bit is an electronic signal indicating whether a device is active of inactive, I/O so the value equals two. Computers use bits to store data numbers because it's easier to decipher the meaning of a value which can be compounded into data. Their data streams as follows: 11001001000001001010010111111111111010001000010000001010101000 But let's go back to bits and their values shall we? 8 Bits make a Byte 1024 Bytes = 1 KB 1024 KB = 1 MB 1024 MB = 1 GB 1024 GB = 1 TB 1024 TB = 1 PB (Petabyte, not peanut butter and jelly ) So yeah, all that to say that he's 25 MB off a Gig, still haven't gotten a Gig Badum tssssss Xeric got it. #11 - anon (10/23/2015) [-] P.S: Not sure if you're a fan of computer programming, but learning Assembly is wonderful, you learn so much you thought you already knew. And no, I'm not talking about NASM, MASM, or any other derived crap. #10 - anon (10/23/2015) [-] I'm not using logic illogically (teehee). It's easy to understand they're implying they are one short of a gig, even though it is emotionless text. It's exactly like the joke "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one". And well, I actually left my phone on this page, so I doubt I'll ever see a response, if any. So enjoy the rest of your day. signed char is 1 byte, 8 bits. signed short is 2 bytes, 16 bits. signed int is 4 bytes, 32 bits. pointer is 4 bytes, 32 bits. floating decimal is 4 bytes, 32 bits. floating double is 8 bytes, 64 bits. (Under 32 bit system, still can vary) #8 - derivat (10/23/2015) [-] The author of this joke probably intended to only be 1 Mb off tho Just saying #9 - lenytunes (10/23/2015) [-] Most likely #7 - Byte (10/23/2015) [-]