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#28 - "The furniture of law enforcement"  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2015 on *"Mad World" playing in the... +3
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#30 - kaiserdjg (11/03/2015) [-]
exactly what i thought.. internet gold
#89 - Nope, after Palpatine changed the Republic into the Empire he …  [+] (11 new replies) 11/03/2015 on Religion of peace +4
#90 - ninebitphase (11/03/2015) [-]
Ooo right, of course. I must of had my wires crossed.
Hold up, wasn't EpIV set 19 years before EpIII? Source image is from the Crimson Empire
That said, the B1 Battle droid were still used in minor ways after the end of the clone war Space pirates and Vader himself (before Yavin) .
#134 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
"Hold up, wasn't EpIV set 19 years before EpIII?"
Hahaha, so first darth vader kills Obi wan in EpIV and then 19 years later Obi wan dismembers Anakin, who becomes darth vader?

You definitely got your wires crossed
#238 - ninebitphase (11/04/2015) [-]
oops, typo.
I meant after.
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#91 - senseiweasel (11/03/2015) [-]
They were still used - just illegal. And Vader & Palpatine don't count, because the laws don't apply to them. Vader continued using combat droids for training & assassination, and the Emperor continued cloning (himself, repeatedly) in a secret facility on Byss.
#92 - ninebitphase (11/03/2015) [-]
Wait, when was Palpatine cloning himself? I'm trying to brush up on all my star wars material. Sorry for all the questions.
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#93 - senseiweasel (11/03/2015) [-]
It was the "Dark Empire" storyline, set 6 years after the Battle of Endor. Palpatine has blank, mindless clones of his young self on the deep core world of Byss, and when he dies his force-spirit is able to inhabit them. After Vader kills him he jumps into a clone, spends a few years consolidating his strength and then comes back to try and reform the empire. He even succeeds (briefly) in turning Luke Skywalker to the darkside, and Luke becomes his apprentice for a short time.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Empire
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#94 - senseiweasel (11/03/2015) [-]
Of course, all this is old Expanded Universe stuff, so it'll all be erased once the new movies come out.
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#135 - themongoose (11/03/2015) [-]
NO.

It's an alternate reality. EU is true reality. Unless Chewie lives. Then maybe not.
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#101 - MrMustacho (11/03/2015) [-]
one the one hand it sucks that all that work is put aside and no longer relevant on the other hand there was a lot of convoluted crap in there, episode 1,2 and 3 where bad enough with Palpatine planning the whole thing if the movies where as stupid the nerd-rage would destroy us all
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#105 - senseiweasel (11/03/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, absolutely. I'm a huge Star Wars nut, but a lot of the stuff from the EU is utter trash. Lucasarts basically went through a period of granting an official license to every wannabe fanfic writer who knocked on their door. As long as the author was happy to hand over the lion's share of profits from sales, the Star Wars franchise machine would rubberstamp any piece of crap they threw out there.
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#108 - senseiweasel (11/03/2015) [-]
For instance, check out some of these: io9.com/5988376/the-12-worst-things-in-the-star-wars-expanded-universe

And to be honest, even those aren't some of the worst offenders. Except maybe #2 (written by a "hugo award winning author", no less)
#42 - It mostly sorted itself out, the security mooks were level 2 n… 11/03/2015 on Danger 0
#3 - I recently ran a converted Star Wars RPG game where the player…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/02/2015 on Danger +68
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#43 - HAMMATIMEZ (11/03/2015) [-]
I'd take some ideas from the actual series, ie. like a couple of episodes in TOS where something gets aboard the ship and the captain/a high ranking officer finds dead bodies and has to figure out what did it.
Alternatively, you could do the other types of episodes where you lose contact with the security team or they do not return or something so you are forced to go down to investigate.

Make red shirts a scarce resource and if too many die in battle, you won't be able to recruit as much because everyone thinks your vessel is dooming them.
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#34 - willgum (11/03/2015) [-]
you could make it part of a command chain that the PCs have to go down to check planets because they are the highest skilled in doing so.
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#36 - willgum (11/03/2015) [-]
alternatively you could force situations where the command PC's need to be sent down by command of the planets government.
#24 - pennydragon (11/03/2015) [-]
Heh. That sort of thing has happened to me before, but I've learned. You've got options to keep the pacing up and continue your story.

You can give them stuff to do while the security team does their work, skip ahead to the security team's results, or let them play the security team as their secondary PC team.
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#42 - senseiweasel (11/03/2015) [-]
It mostly sorted itself out, the security mooks were level 2 non-heroic NPCs, and they were getting sent into encounters that were levelled for a party of 6 level 10 heroes. After about 3 missions they didn't have any security officers left to send ahead of them.
#15 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
Tell those fucking losers they're wasting precious XP. Never let a mook do what can get you XP.

Also, just do it the good old fashioned red shirt way. Kill the mooks.
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#14 - captainfuckitall (11/03/2015) [-]
What you should do is have them cut off contact with the team. Not them dying, but just contact cut. Anyone else they send also goes through it and gets contact cut. Eventually they will be forced to leave.
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#11 - thefifthdoctor (11/03/2015) [-]
Star Wars?
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#33 - willgum (11/03/2015) [-]
yes
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#8 - thelastamerican (11/03/2015) [-]
You're the DM, take away their security team. How many people does it take to run the ship?
#12 - **senseiweasel used "*roll picture*"** **senseiweasel rolle… 10/30/2015 on WHO WILL IT BE? +2
#5 - I don't have the chestburster woman attached to mine because i…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2015 on Show your shelves, FJ +1
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#7 - hankhateshippies (10/29/2015) [-]
Nice shelf btw
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#6 - hankhateshippies (10/29/2015) [-]
Maybe you should try to use its tail to balance it out if you have enough space.
#3 - Foot* 10/29/2015 on Show your shelves, FJ 0
#2 - I have that same Alien Queen figurine. Do you find that the jo…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2015 on Show your shelves, FJ 0
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#4 - hankhateshippies (10/29/2015) [-]
Yeah it's a pain in the ass to position it. It also die several shelve dives during hot Summer days. But after moving out from my parents' home it seems stable. You gotta tilt the part with the human victim a bit to balance it out.
#5 - senseiweasel (10/29/2015) [-]
I don't have the chestburster woman attached to mine because i thought it was a bit low quality compared to the rest of the model. This is one of my shelves, top two levels are mine, the one with the dragons is the missus' things. Queeny's on the middle right, face in the dirt as usual.
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#7 - hankhateshippies (10/29/2015) [-]
Nice shelf btw
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#6 - hankhateshippies (10/29/2015) [-]
Maybe you should try to use its tail to balance it out if you have enough space.
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#3 - senseiweasel (10/29/2015) [-]
Foot*
#5 - You've killed yourself many times?  [+] (8 new replies) 10/29/2015 on Woah... +377
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#50 - lecorbi (10/30/2015) [-]
respawn
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#18 - plazmaflare (10/29/2015) [-]
Fucking hollows
#119 - tarabostes (10/30/2015) [-]
A man's gotta eat
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#130 - frutus (10/30/2015) [-]
fuck you that was funny
#100 - mitchimuss (10/30/2015) [-]
I actually laughed, god dammit.
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#11 - alwaysscaroused (10/29/2015) [-]
Thats why it hurts
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#2 - Well, it may be capable of rendering huge (full scale planets … 10/29/2015 on Military Grade simulations +1
#4 - We have a winner. 10/29/2015 on I need your help funnyjunk. +3
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#1 - Nothing like shilling sweet fingernail designs to a bunch of 1… 10/29/2015 on Rescue Spa Photos 0
#1 - You don't understand the point of a funny pictures site do you… 10/29/2015 on Rescue Spa Photos 0
#1 - We could all use a little more Steve in our lives. 10/29/2015 on Lawnmower Guy Steve +8
#6 - Go hard or go home. 10/28/2015 on ban pls +2
#9 - What does it mean?! Is it a message of peace, the secret to et… 10/28/2015 on Studying +1
#7 - Until that day, keep writing them in reverse to keep them secret.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2015 on Studying +1
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#8 - ihateeverybodytoo (10/28/2015) [-]
lliw I
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#9 - senseiweasel (10/28/2015) [-]
What does it mean?! Is it a message of peace, the secret to eternal life, or just a great cosmic joke of the gods? We'll never know for sure.
#5 - Such fiendish genius!  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2015 on Studying +2
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#6 - ihateeverybodytoo (10/28/2015) [-]
one day I'll share all my secrets.
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#7 - senseiweasel (10/28/2015) [-]
Until that day, keep writing them in reverse to keep them secret.
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#8 - ihateeverybodytoo (10/28/2015) [-]
lliw I
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#9 - senseiweasel (10/28/2015) [-]
What does it mean?! Is it a message of peace, the secret to eternal life, or just a great cosmic joke of the gods? We'll never know for sure.
#3 - The most beautiful way to destroy your ecosystem. 10/28/2015 on Lionfish comp 0
#2 - The question is, why would you write your school shooting plan…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/28/2015 on Studying +6
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#10 - Zaxplab (10/28/2015) [-]
the front facing camera flips it. The glasses flip it again.
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#4 - ihateeverybodytoo (10/28/2015) [-]
so people can't read it. duh!
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#5 - senseiweasel (10/28/2015) [-]
Such fiendish genius!
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#6 - ihateeverybodytoo (10/28/2015) [-]
one day I'll share all my secrets.
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#7 - senseiweasel (10/28/2015) [-]
Until that day, keep writing them in reverse to keep them secret.
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#8 - ihateeverybodytoo (10/28/2015) [-]
lliw I
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#9 - senseiweasel (10/28/2015) [-]
What does it mean?! Is it a message of peace, the secret to eternal life, or just a great cosmic joke of the gods? We'll never know for sure.
#22 - Source 10/28/2015 on 2edgy4me +3
#535 - Holy **** I think I rolled Admin's spirit animal. 10/28/2015 on post in here and get a... 0

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