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#2460 - take it, give me some cool shit like dolans tho  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on senortesta's profile 0
User avatar #2461 - angelooo (06/30/2014) [-]
The only dolans I have are the meteor dolans and I have a little so I don't think you'd accept
#38 - >Go home, pain subsides go to sleep >In the morning … 06/04/2014 on What's red and really hot? 0
#37 - The worst experience i've had with spicy food was the buffalo …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on What's red and really hot? 0
User avatar #38 - senortesta (06/04/2014) [-]
>Go home, pain subsides go to sleep
>In the morning have to take a shit
>Worst pain ever as fire ignites from my asshole as if shit is somehow flamable
>Go to work at camp the next day wearing the shirt and explaining it to all the campers/other counselors who didn't go
>Uh oh gotta shit again
>Go to nurses office to shit so other campers don't hear/smell the volcanic eruption that is my bowel system
>Have to shit again two hours later
>For the next day every shit hurts
>Total of about 7 pompei level shits until asshole finally cools off
>Tldr; what hurts going in, hurts a hell of a lot more coming out
#47 - I was sad as fuck so many times watching the show. The boat wa… 04/28/2014 on People Die... +4
#25 - The whole reason the competitive scene bans items is because t… 04/11/2014 on Smash Brothers +9
#248 - The music of this Legend of Zelda game is SHIT 04/05/2014 on You know what to do. +4
#7 - Hax's face at the end just sums up that entire match 03/27/2014 on Knee reflex 0
#142 - I'm not saying it should be done all at once. Do it gradually … 03/25/2014 on A true American 0
#141 - I live in Ny actually and if we cut down our massive unneeded … 03/25/2014 on A true American 0
#11 - Well considering in pretty much all science classes the standa…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/24/2014 on A true American +38
#131 - superintrovert (03/24/2014) [-]
But what would we call foot long hotdogs after the death of the current system? Third of a meter wieners? I mean, that kinda works but it's. . .kind of a mouth full.

. . .

Never mind, that's works on several levels.
User avatar #126 - lean (03/24/2014) [-]
All we need to do is multiply by 2.54. Chill out.
#111 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
WE ALREADY USE THE FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM.

LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE UNIT OF MEASUREMENT IN THE US HAS METRIC AND IMPERIAL.

YOU ARE ALL JUST IGNORANT DUMBFUCKS AND DON'T FUCKING KNOW THAT.
#101 - justalie (03/24/2014) [-]
It would cost way too much money to switch over so shut up you foreign piece of shit.
User avatar #141 - senortesta (03/25/2014) [-]
I live in Ny actually and if we cut down our massive unneeded millatary budget by like 1/100th we would have excess to switch everything to metric, elvish, and fucking minecraft measurements
User avatar #100 - gigamuffin (03/24/2014) [-]
>Different signature sandwich for subway
> $15 Meterlong ftw
User avatar #98 - mtflyer (03/24/2014) [-]
Metric may be in base ten, but for practical reasons, the imperial system is better, since it can easily be halved, or divided into thirds or quarters. It is based on real life things, an inch is knuckle to knuckle, a foot is a foot, etc., not arbitrary distances.
User avatar #93 - martialnorris (03/24/2014) [-]
don't a lot of cars have both miles/h and km/h on the meters already? Or am I making shit up again?
#57 - bann (03/24/2014) [-]
You would literally have to repaint every road sign in the US, redesign thousands of assembly line and need to covert every blueprint. How would that not cost anything?
User avatar #32 - toosexyforyou (03/24/2014) [-]
If you're in science class, then chances are you're smart enough not to care.
#70 - theplogyr (03/24/2014) [-]
>smart enoguh not to care
>smart enough NOT to care
>you're clearly nopt smart enough for anything.
User avatar #29 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/24/2014) [-]
>it wouldn't cost anything extra in the short term
lel
#26 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
Actually the cost of switching is somewhere is the 100 million range
#28 - mayoroftownsville (03/24/2014) [-]
Actually, that's a frequently spread lie. Think about how long it would take to switch literally everything which requires a precise measurement or is used to measure things to a different system. Furthermore, imagine how long it would take for rednecks to understand that the speed limit has not been raised to 100mph. People would literaly die if we switched to the metric system.
#59 - bann (03/24/2014) [-]
Not really that far off, I'll copy my other comment

You would literally have to repaint every road sign in the US, redesign thousands of assembly line and need to covert every blueprint for record keeping

So much would have to go back and be changed, it's not worth the bother.
User avatar #142 - senortesta (03/25/2014) [-]
I'm not saying it should be done all at once. Do it gradually and within 10 years everyone will be used to it.
#53 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
Then speed limits would take care of natural selection for us
User avatar #97 - meganinja (03/24/2014) [-]
You seem fine with that until a redneck in a pickup truck slams into you at 100 mph. There's your natural selection.

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User avatar #2462 - angelooo (07/01/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #2459 - angelooo (06/30/2014) [-]
Hey you selling that leprechaun?
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - senortesta (06/30/2014) [-]
take it, give me some cool shit like dolans tho
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - angelooo (06/30/2014) [-]
The only dolans I have are the meteor dolans and I have a little so I don't think you'd accept
#2452 - retrochris (09/08/2013) [-]
home again. let me know if you want to brawl a few rounds tonight
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - senortesta (09/08/2013) [-]
maybe, I'm finishing up summer work though
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - retrochris (09/08/2013) [-]
working right now too... when will you be finished? roughly? can't play much tho, 5 rounds max
User avatar #2455 to #2454 - senortesta (09/08/2013) [-]
I have no idea, I have a few subjects left.
User avatar #2457 to #2455 - retrochris (09/08/2013) [-]
dude, it's 15 past 0 here.... and I had a terrible day.
if you want to play now, then we can do 3 matches or something, if you're still busy working it's fine too, just please let me know now, I need sleep otherwise u see..
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - senortesta (09/08/2013) [-]
sorry that I didn't respond, But I can't now and I probably wont be able to for a few weeks.
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - retrochris (09/08/2013) [-]
ready now?
User avatar #2449 - dastuke (07/27/2013) [-]
Can i have rm pls
User avatar #2450 to #2449 - senortesta (07/27/2013) [-]
what is it
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - dastuke (07/27/2013) [-]
Some countmorgan requested item or something, it's a rare at the moment but I'm not sure if that will last. The points are lower than most other rares.
User avatar #2445 - donkeyfetus (07/13/2013) [-]
can i buy so rare an items
User avatar #2446 to #2445 - senortesta (07/13/2013) [-]
If you want to try to offer for it
User avatar #2447 to #2446 - donkeyfetus (07/13/2013) [-]
fj points??!! !!??!?!
User avatar #2434 - ffffyou (07/13/2013) [-]
Ok really now...what for that salty item?
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - senortesta (07/13/2013) [-]
how about the typical items I like plus tokens and some rits
User avatar #2436 to #2435 - ffffyou (07/13/2013) [-]
ok wait a sec
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - senortesta (07/13/2013) [-]
are you srs mate
User avatar #2438 to #2437 - ffffyou (07/13/2013) [-]
... are u srs mate?
User avatar #2439 to #2438 - senortesta (07/13/2013) [-]
that offer was buns
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - ffffyou (07/13/2013) [-]
That's all I have.
User avatar #2441 to #2440 - senortesta (07/13/2013) [-]
well then I don't want to make that sale
User avatar #2442 to #2441 - ffffyou (07/13/2013) [-]
You ain't gonna gain more from keeping it on your profile
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - senortesta (07/13/2013) [-]
I can gain more from selling it to other people
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - ffffyou (07/13/2013) [-]
go for it
User avatar #2419 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
can i buy 4 god gems
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
what for them ? ? ? ?
User avatar #2422 to #2421 - senortesta (06/28/2013) [-]
You know the items I like
User avatar #2423 to #2422 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
no i dont actually
User avatar #2424 to #2423 - senortesta (06/28/2013) [-]
strange crystals, cookies, dice...
User avatar #2425 to #2424 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
how many would i have to get of each for the 4 god gems
User avatar #2426 to #2425 - senortesta (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm willing to sell all 5, for each though it would be either:
800 strange crystals
1,200 cookies,
900 dice,
1,000 fj swords
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - nippuhl (06/29/2013) [-]
wait...
1000 swords per god gem?
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User avatar #2396 - awesomerunner (05/09/2013) [-]
WHat would it take fo you to sell me your 25 chicken statues?
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - senortesta (05/09/2013) [-]
Strange crystals
cookies
dice
fj swords
lots of coal/rits/tokens
DJ 4DM1N's yummy pie
uncle dolan's
User avatar #2398 to #2397 - awesomerunner (05/09/2013) [-]
how much coal and or tokens are you talking about?
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - senortesta (05/09/2013) [-]
would 1k coal be ok?
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - awesomerunner (05/09/2013) [-]
so for 1000 coal you will trade me 25 chicken stautes?
User avatar #2402 to #2400 - senortesta (05/09/2013) [-]
I might be under/over charging
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - senortesta (05/09/2013) [-]
does that seem fair?
User avatar #2403 to #2401 - awesomerunner (05/09/2013) [-]
i ahve not been on the item board for the last 4 months and i just want to get 50 chicken statues for reasons so i have no idea and it seems fair to me. i will try to collect as many tokens and coal as i can
User avatar #2407 to #2403 - ahve (05/09/2013) [-]
I ahve never been on the items board.
User avatar #2404 to #2403 - senortesta (05/09/2013) [-]
I haven't been on in like 2 months
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - awesomerunner (05/09/2013) [-]
so the deal is set on 1000 coal~~~~~~ aproximatly and tokens correct?
User avatar #2383 - mouldysandals (05/07/2013) [-]
nah mang you know they are worth more
User avatar #2388 to #2383 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
if anything i'm overpaying points wise
User avatar #2389 to #2388 - mouldysandals (05/07/2013) [-]
items aren't based on points now at all

2 mil dgt for a 2.5m evil toast seem fair to you?
User avatar #2385 to #2383 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
the strange crystals are worth 10k points
every imp coin is worth at least that much and the imp coins are twice that
i'm giving you 20k coins
for 1k crystals
#2395 to #2385 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
you can get thousands of coins from
crystals are DCd and don't come from chests
User avatar #2381 - rototheta (05/07/2013) [-]
why did you decline?
User avatar #2382 to #2381 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
the trade was weird
User avatar #2384 to #2382 - rototheta (05/07/2013) [-]
why?
both are dced and strange crystals are rarer
it was a good trade for you
and can i buy them with anything else, i need all of them
User avatar #2386 to #2384 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
strange crystals are not rarer
User avatar #2391 to #2390 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
well no more trades for the night, this cunt m.ouldysandals wouldn't sell me 1k strange crystals even though I offered him lots.
User avatar #2392 to #2391 - rototheta (05/07/2013) [-]
this offer he sent you was actually pretty good imo
5k of each coin are nothing, they drop a lot from chests and have no use
User avatar #2393 to #2392 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
I added lots of other stuff but he stil declined
User avatar #2394 to #2393 - rototheta (05/07/2013) [-]
oh, you sent the offer, not you
i see, i wouldnt have accepted either tbh
coins arent worth much, nobody wants imps and so on
and 1k of a dced item just is much
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - rototheta (05/07/2013) [-]
umm
yes they are
50k strange crystals in circulation
60k knight statues
User avatar #2376 - mouldysandals (05/07/2013) [-]
yeah but also imp gold coins

also they're worth a lot more sorry
User avatar #2379 to #2376 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
how many exactly do you want for 1,025 strange crystals
User avatar #2380 to #2379 - mouldysandals (05/07/2013) [-]
all coins and throw in some decent rares
User avatar #2367 - rototheta (05/07/2013) [-]
selling your demon skulls?
User avatar #2369 to #2368 - rototheta (05/07/2013) [-]
eee too late, im finished lol
#2347 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
u shuld sell items for $
wouold u be interested?
#2352 to #2349 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
u could keep sum items
liek cookies and dolans
User avatar #2333 - ragingbrony (05/07/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks a lot
User avatar #2334 to #2333 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
np bro, I only had those items to trade to you
User avatar #2332 - turva (05/07/2013) [-]
ill buy absolutely all of your badges just take what you need from me!
User avatar #2326 - lavatofire (05/07/2013) [-]
are you selling so rare an item?
User avatar #2327 to #2326 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
which one is that again?
User avatar #2330 to #2327 - lavatofire (05/07/2013) [-]
are you?
User avatar #2328 to #2327 - lavatofire (05/07/2013) [-]
0 point
the red one
User avatar #2329 to #2328 - lavatofire (05/07/2013) [-]
text item
User avatar #2331 to #2329 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
noo sorry not that one. There are only 10 of those out there so this thing is extremely valuable. I can sell some orange poop though
User avatar #2313 - countmerchant ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
I sent a trade
User avatar #2308 - khl (05/07/2013) [-]
So not selling phanny pee then ? :(
User avatar #2309 to #2308 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
well it depends on what you are willing to offer
User avatar #2310 to #2309 - khl (05/07/2013) [-]
No idea what you need ?
User avatar #2311 to #2310 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
Do you have the dolan item?
User avatar #2312 to #2311 - khl (05/07/2013) [-]
only 1 sorry, but I have 7 of each sword spare & 150+ cookies
User avatar #2314 to #2312 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
If you would be willing to trade that one then I would.
User avatar #2316 to #2314 - khl (05/07/2013) [-]
I might be able to get another....how many dolan for fancy donut ? :P
User avatar #2317 to #2316 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
sorry dude fancy doughnut not for sale.
User avatar #2318 to #2317 - khl (05/07/2013) [-]
I assume the same is for super rare item ?
User avatar #2319 to #2318 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
yeah sorry dude, any text item I have a dupe of is on the table though
User avatar #2321 to #2319 - khl (05/07/2013) [-]
Hard bargain but thats me happy at least :P
User avatar #2322 to #2321 - senortesta (05/07/2013) [-]
alright nice doing business with you.
User avatar #2320 to #2319 - khl (05/07/2013) [-]
Found a dolan for you & sent a request
#2290 - lunk (04/08/2013) [-]
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I got a big cock
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