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|#2460 - take it, give me some cool **** like dolans tho [+] (1 new reply)||06/30/2014 on senortesta's profile||0|
|#38 - >Go home, pain subsides go to sleep >In the morning …||06/04/2014 on What's red and really hot?||0|
|#37 - The worst experience i've had with spicy food was the buffalo … [+] (1 new reply)||06/04/2014 on What's red and really hot?||0|
#38 - senortesta (06/04/2014) [-]
>Go home, pain subsides go to sleep
>In the morning have to take a shit
>Worst pain ever as fire ignites from my asshole as if shit is somehow flamable
>Go to work at camp the next day wearing the shirt and explaining it to all the campers/other counselors who didn't go
>Uh oh gotta shit again
>Go to nurses office to shit so other campers don't hear/smell the volcanic eruption that is my bowel system
>Have to shit again two hours later
>For the next day every shit hurts
>Total of about 7 pompei level shits until asshole finally cools off
>Tldr; what hurts going in, hurts a hell of a lot more coming out
|#47 - I was sad as **** so many times watching the show…||04/28/2014 on People Die...||+4|
|#25 - The whole reason the competitive scene bans items is because t…||04/11/2014 on Smash Brothers||+9|
|#248 - The music of this Legend of Zelda game is ****||04/05/2014 on You know what to do.||+4|
|#7 - Hax's face at the end just sums up that entire match||03/27/2014 on Knee reflex||0|
|#142 - I'm not saying it should be done all at once. Do it gradually …||03/25/2014 on A true American||0|
|#141 - I live in Ny actually and if we cut down our massive unneeded …||03/25/2014 on A true American||0|
|#11 - Well considering in pretty much all science classes the standa… [+] (18 new replies)||03/24/2014 on A true American||+38|
#111 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
WE ALREADY USE THE FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM.
LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE UNIT OF MEASUREMENT IN THE US HAS METRIC AND IMPERIAL.
YOU ARE ALL JUST IGNORANT DUMBFUCKS AND DON'T FUCKING KNOW THAT.
#26 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
Actually the cost of switching is somewhere is the 100 million range
#28 - mayoroftownsville (03/24/2014) [-]
Actually, that's a frequently spread lie. Think about how long it would take to switch literally everything which requires a precise measurement or is used to measure things to a different system. Furthermore, imagine how long it would take for rednecks to understand that the speed limit has not been raised to 100mph. People would literaly die if we switched to the metric system.
#59 - bann (03/24/2014) [-]
Not really that far off, I'll copy my other comment
You would literally have to repaint every road sign in the US, redesign thousands of assembly line and need to covert every blueprint for record keeping
So much would have to go back and be changed, it's not worth the bother.
#53 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
Then speed limits would take care of natural selection for us