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#649 - **seniorpokeman rolls 929**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/29/2012 on Fail generation 0
User avatar #653 - seniorpokeman (02/29/2012) [-]
**seniorpokeman rolls 477**
#2 - Why the **** is he wearing hipster glasses?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2012 on I Have A Meth Lab?! +6
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User avatar #31 - kittehtowels (02/28/2012) [-]
Don't think of them as hipster glasses, think of them as Buddy Holly glasses. Much cooler.
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User avatar #26 - cartmananalprobe (02/28/2012) [-]
He has a bad Hipst-OVision, only hipster glasses will make him see.
#34 - all presidents make 200,000 a year, i think im pretty sure…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2012 on Really you guys..? 0
User avatar #47 - starvaggi (02/27/2012) [-]
Surgeons? Most doctors do. Dentists too. There are a whole bunch of careers with high average incomes. Plus, Obama was one of the few senators who was not already a millionaire from a private sector job before coming into the senate. He was a lawyer and community organizer.

the richest person on the list (excluding the situation) would probably be Jon Stewart, who is a millionaire due to the Daily Show's popularity, but I can't say if Thomas Friedman is richer or not, as I do not know who he is.


#480 - that cat looks a little deformed... maybe it's inbred  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2012 on Im gonna jump +56
#647 - CIS White Male (02/26/2012) [-]
I agreed with ad­min just to thum­b you up... lol
#80 - **seniorpokeman rolls 382** The Cinnamon Hole Punchers 02/25/2012 on Meanwhile in GGG's real life +1
#119 - More like... SNACKrilegious  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on Too early... +10
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#45 - I know man, I have ADHD too, and I find thi 02/18/2012 on ADHD +2
#3 - 9 Lamar Smith watermark 02/17/2012 on Whyyy +1
#69 - I'm Croatian. This pleases me.  [+] (37 new replies) 02/16/2012 on Stop ACTA is winning. +7
User avatar #117 - ipicknicksbadly (02/16/2012) [-]
Another Croat here.
Oh snap, just looked down and ALREADY there is an argument.
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#75 - realyboredguy (02/16/2012) [-]
Fuck yea Croatia!
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#89 - realyboredguy (02/16/2012) [-]
I am pretty sure he was Croatian... Wait let me check.

www.dropbears.com/i/invento...

I am semi right. He was born Croatia, but it was part of the Austrian empire. www.dropbears.com/i/invento...
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#95 - realyboredguy (02/16/2012) [-]
Well of what I know if you are born in a country, well you are from that country.
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#104 - realyboredguy (02/16/2012) [-]
Not Austrian, Croatian. And why the need to say ''That Logic''. Most normal people use ''that logic''.
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#107 - realyboredguy (02/16/2012) [-]
Than Austrian, but not Serbian.
#92 - realyboredguy (02/16/2012) [-]
Oups I didn't meant to post that link twice.
#88 - ASDLSD (02/16/2012) [-]
Learn your history class.
Another Croat here.
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#96 - ASDLSD (02/16/2012) [-]
Are you fucking insane? Since when? There are a lot of Orthodox priests in Croatia, and there were before. Get YOUR SHIT straight.
"Nikola Tesla rođen je 9./10. srpnja 1856. u mjestu Smiljan kod Gospića. Tesla je bio podrijetlom Srbin [1] i uvijek se ponosio svojim srpskim porjeklom i hrvatskom domovinom. Teslin otac Milutin bio je pravoslavni svećenik, a majka Georgina Mandić (zvana Đuka) bez formalne naobrazbe, ali veoma inteligentna žena. Kako je pisao i govorio Tesla, njegova se obitelj ranije prezivala Draganić." He was from a SERBIAN LORE, but raised and accepted his country as CROATIA. INB4, his nationality was Croatian, you loose this time.
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#114 - TheGoogler (02/16/2012) [-]
Are you retarded, croatia is here since the 7th century, just because it was the part of Yugoslavia dosen't mean it wasn't a country !
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#123 - TheGoogler (02/16/2012) [-]
you need treatment -.-

btw pic related
(arriving of the croatians 7th century)
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User avatar #125 - TheGoogler (02/16/2012) [-]
In the early 7th century the Croats arrived in area of present-day Croatia. They organised the state into two dukedoms by the 9th century. Tomislav became the first king by 925 AD, elevating Croatia to the status of a kingdom. The Kingdom of Croatia retained its sovereignty for nearly two centuries, reaching its peak during the rule of Kings Peter Krešimir IV and Dmitar Zvonimir. Croatia entered a personal union with Hungary in 1102. In 1527, faced with Ottoman conquest the Croatian Parliament elected Ferdinand I of the House of Habsburg to the Croatian throne. In 1918, after World War I, Croatia was included in the short-lived State of Slovenes, Croats, and Serbs that declared independence from Austria–Hungary and co-founded the Kingdom of Yugoslavia. -

Source: Mother fucking almighty Wikipeida !!!

And also ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME !!!!!!!! If anyone was evil here it were the invading serbs
examples: Mass genocide at srebernica .
Serbian tanks running from operation "Storm" running over SERBIAN
civilians.
Mass genocide at Vukovar and COMPLETE destruction of the town
I could go on for ages......


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User avatar #111 - redox (02/16/2012) [-]
just as he was serbian....
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#127 - redox (02/17/2012) [-]
orly? i have trouble finding it on this map from the year 1200.
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#135 - redox (02/18/2012) [-]
Sir, I applaud you on your ability to make me lol! You might not realise this, but no one here denies the existence of Serbia ( fyi Serbs didn't arrive in the Balkans alone, they arrived with the Slavs, which also include Croatians, Macedonians, Montenegrians....). In fact, I couldn't give less of a fuck what happened to Serbia through the history. On the other hand, I do resent your narrow mindedness and the ability to ignore every other country which evolved in the Balkans through the centuries. This includes the Croats who formed two dukedoms in the 7th century (the Duchy of Pannonia and the Duchy of Dalmatia), and I don't think the 7th century was 16 years ago.

What I can conclude from your comments is that you disrespect the entire region, including my own people, so, in that fashion i invite you to divert your eyes to the map on the left. and circle the current boundaries of Serbia.

You mad, serbian bro?
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User avatar #138 - redox (02/18/2012) [-]
Reading your comments makes me feel like I'm arguing with a kindergartener yelling: "I can't hear you, lalalallalalalallalalla!!!". Serbia never conquered anything. You guys didn't win a war sinse the one with Bulgaria in 1885. You're a delusional little fascist.
p.s. How about those boundaries?
User avatar #140 - ASDLSD (05/20/2012) [-]
The best argument winner
Ever
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#109 - ASDLSD (02/16/2012) [-]
#246 - whats with the word "shining" before the pokemon's n… 02/14/2012 on Epic 'Do Want' Comp Part 4 0
#7 - >sell horse >rape pen >eat boy 02/14/2012 on I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO... +7
#287 - Like... A DICK COVERED IN SWASTIKAS!!! 02/13/2012 on best school desk ever! +6
#266 - Don't make fun of Whitney Houston. I'm actually very prou… 02/13/2012 on When A Celebrity Dies +4
#2 - You have earned a door for your excellent OC. 02/12/2012 on my drawing comp +9
#14 - *fixed 02/12/2012 on That Face +6
#104 - These guys are dumbasses. Diamonds are the best metal, …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2012 on Fuck Aluminum +4
#114 - CIS White Male (02/06/2012) [-]
What the fuck you're so retarded. Diamond is composed of Carbon and is in no way a metal.

Go back to school kid.
User avatar #132 - neokun (07/06/2012) [-]
God you fucking idiot.
#112 - roleppol (02/06/2012) [-]
For the Newfriends!
#110 - CIS White Male (02/06/2012) [-]
This statement has angered me to no bounds. 8/10, I dropped you two points for the "in b4," but otherwise a very good troll
#58 - I'm offensive, and I find this Asian. 02/06/2012 on baack off!!! +1
#7 - BANG! 02/05/2012 on quack +3
#11 - I'm offensive, and I find this Asian.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2012 on Admit it +14
#82 - CIS White Male (02/06/2012) [-]
its not soviet russia
#11 - I'm offensive, and I find this brit fat  [+] (9 new replies) 02/05/2012 on Meanwhile +150
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#19 - fappuchino (02/05/2012) [-]
You have passed
User avatar #32 - andimac (02/05/2012) [-]
*passed, you have.
User avatar #14 - FrankReal (02/05/2012) [-]
I'm this and I find offensive britfat
User avatar #21 - theminiturk (02/05/2012) [-]
britfat, offensive this find I and
User avatar #26 - somefuckingguy (02/05/2012) [-]
and britfat, I this offensive I'm find
User avatar #139 - breakdancinghobo (02/06/2012) [-]
i find offensive and, this britfat i'm
User avatar #167 - ningyoaijin (02/06/2012) [-]
I find offensive and, this inmate I'm.
#218 - CIS White Male (02/06/2012) [-]
inmate inmate inmate, inmate inmate inmate
#2294 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2012 on GET iMAGNET BANNED! 0
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#140 - I'm offensive, and I find this Russian.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2012 on Fact Sphere Facts 3 +144
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#656 - funny... I didn't think shirts tasted that good... 02/02/2012 on Bitch (see description) +7

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User avatar #2 - seniorpokeman (08/30/2012) [-]
Well funnyjunk, it looks like I'm going to get banned. The new pinkie pie said on a post about proxies that anybody that thumbed the picture up is going to be banned. I thumbed the picture up, simply because it was an incredibly good idea, (and quite frankly, I hit the button that said 'funny', because it is funny just how bad the new pinkie pie's going to get.). I have had a lot of fun here on funnyjunk. I was a user back when I was only a little kid. Before I could even understand the jokes here. And it breaks my heart that I'm going to be banned very soon.
But there is something I really wanted to say. THANK YOU funnyjunk. Before I was a user of this site, I was a socially awkward kid with no friends. But funnyjunk gave me a place to meet people and be myself. You were all my friends when I had none, and you taught me how to both act and be funny in real life.
Now, I'm not even close to as socially awkward. I've had girlfriends, I have tons of friends now, and I'm even working on something I love doing: creating things... just like I did here for you guys. And you all thumbed me us so much for it... in the end, I had 148142 thumbs up in my content, and 18013 thumbs up in comments. It showed me that people actually can respect something that I created. So I've been writing novels and painting in the time since I've stopped posting. I don't know if anyone will treat me as well as you did funnyjunk, but I really hope they do.
But still, if the 'new pinkie pie,' who I still believe is the old pinkie pie sees this, just know that you really are ruining your website. You are taking a website that used to be fun and a great place for kids that were socially ****** up (like me) to come and meet others like themselves, but instead, you just ban as many people as you can. Granted, they are posting porn, which is bad for the site profits, but seriously? A permaban with no warning whatsoever? That's just begging to get your website population ****** up. And you said on another post "we get over a thousand new users a day. it doesn't matter how many people I ban." That attitude loses the users you have, and doesn't hold onto the new users.
Auf Wiedersehen, Funnyjunk. I'm going to miss you.
-seniorpokeman
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