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Date Signed Up:4/26/2010
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#99 - No... the name of the island is Great Britain. Or in some case… 04/21/2013 on GREAT Britain and Great... +3
#244 - Exactly, just like a Skrillex concert. 04/21/2013 on Muricaaaa +4
#210 - I remember seeing that on the news. 04/21/2013 on Muricaaaa +1
#192 - You can't use a Kinder Chocolate Egg to shot a rapist. I've tried...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Muricaaaa 0
User avatar #201 - xXMAQXx (04/21/2013) [-]
>be me
>late night walk down dark alley way
>see lone person
>decide to rape
>who im i kidding rape es no bueno
>end up asking if they need help
>mistaken for a rapist anyway probably because of the box of condoms and knife im holding
>person panics and throws Kinder Chocolate Egg at me
>hits a school bus of kids at the end of the alley
> only survivor me blood everywhere
>next day Kinder Chocolate Egg is banned in US
User avatar #210 - seniorpokeman (04/21/2013) [-]
I remember seeing that on the news.
#191 - It's clips from a Skrillex concert.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Muricaaaa +1
User avatar #224 - nicksik (04/21/2013) [-]
it looks more like an exorcism
User avatar #244 - seniorpokeman (04/21/2013) [-]
Exactly, just like a Skrillex concert.
#50 - I don't see **** . Is it because I'm colorblind?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Berlin Wall +1
User avatar #56 - zomaru (04/21/2013) [-]
Huh, color blindness is much more common then I would have originally thought.
User avatar #55 - gildemoono (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes it is. the difference is the color of the street lights used. West Germany used more western true white light bulbs whereas eastern germany used more european orange lights. To this day they probably still have the same lightbulb contractors so the difference stands.
#237 - I actually have a mac. All in all, it's not too bad. Could be … 04/21/2013 on Mac 0
#21 - Comment deleted 04/20/2013 on Best way to be on goggle maps +1
#330 - Dude, ******* awesome. 04/19/2013 on The last time. +1
#9 - I actually saw the first one (the rollarcoaster) a couple week… 04/19/2013 on awesome pics -1
#2084 - Serious question here, DJ 4DM1N. Has anyone really been f…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist -1
#2096 - futt (04/18/2013) [-]
many have tried. but most have failed
#1080 - Yall ready to... oil up?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content +1
#1093 - falconxmard (04/17/2013) [-]
Even as a youngster he followed the path.
#406 - It's not real. It's from a ******* fan-fiction.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on Genetic mutation 0
User avatar #660 - daniboyi (04/17/2013) [-]
I was joking.
#99 - I don't get it... it just says "The Bart, the"... 04/16/2013 on Tumblr +9
#285 - Couldn't have said it better myself. 04/16/2013 on This is a fucking +1
#25 - Wait, what song?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on Britains got slags 0
User avatar #53 - zombiestookmybike (04/15/2013) [-]
Year 3000 - Busted.
#216 - How the hell does that prove that it's a murder?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2013 on Murder on Google maps! 0
User avatar #217 - thebobfather (04/14/2013) [-]
It doesn't. It just looks like a murder. One of the guys most likely fell in the water and got the wood wet to make it appear to be blood. No one would commit a murder in broad daylight anyway. It tricked a bunch a people so I wanted them to check it out and get even more scared.
#195 - proof?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Murder on Google maps! 0
User avatar #214 - thebobfather (04/14/2013) [-]
Not a high enough level to comment pics. I just started here. Besides, just go on google maps, copy and paste the description, zoom in to the pier and bam! There it is.
User avatar #216 - seniorpokeman (04/14/2013) [-]
How the hell does that prove that it's a murder?
User avatar #217 - thebobfather (04/14/2013) [-]
It doesn't. It just looks like a murder. One of the guys most likely fell in the water and got the wood wet to make it appear to be blood. No one would commit a murder in broad daylight anyway. It tricked a bunch a people so I wanted them to check it out and get even more scared.
#81 - Kind of reminds me of what happened to me the other day. … 04/14/2013 on what a twist! +2
#56 - But what do they do once its flowing, I mean? Do they immediat… 04/14/2013 on wow, crude 0
#9 - I never understood that. Why does it all come out of the top? …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2013 on wow, crude 0
#32 - zmbz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #56 - seniorpokeman (04/14/2013) [-]
But what do they do once its flowing, I mean? Do they immediately start having it flow to a tank or something?
User avatar #28 - pyrothermal (04/14/2013) [-]
That was the old way of doing it, most famously demonstrated in 1901 by Spindletop, where they collected the oil with a pool built around the tower, and loaded it into barrels. Now, it's done much more efficiently.
User avatar #11 - thisisspartah (04/14/2013) [-]
because maybe the earth needs a little help jizzing every now and then
User avatar #52 - triforcefox (04/14/2013) [-]
Earth jizz is black?!
#228 - Can someone thats good at editing gifs put "South Korea&q… 04/13/2013 on What will happen if North... +2
#5 - He was avenged though. Ironically, by the guy that killed Hitler. 04/13/2013 on St. Hitler +6
#8 - >"oh hi" 04/13/2013 on Worth the read 0
#81 - Who doesn't want a swasticock? 04/12/2013 on Must not watch 0

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User avatar #2 - seniorpokeman (08/30/2012) [-]
Well funnyjunk, it looks like I'm going to get banned. The new pinkie pie said on a post about proxies that anybody that thumbed the picture up is going to be banned. I thumbed the picture up, simply because it was an incredibly good idea, (and quite frankly, I hit the button that said 'funny', because it is funny just how bad the new pinkie pie's going to get.). I have had a lot of fun here on funnyjunk. I was a user back when I was only a little kid. Before I could even understand the jokes here. And it breaks my heart that I'm going to be banned very soon.
But there is something I really wanted to say. THANK YOU funnyjunk. Before I was a user of this site, I was a socially awkward kid with no friends. But funnyjunk gave me a place to meet people and be myself. You were all my friends when I had none, and you taught me how to both act and be funny in real life.
Now, I'm not even close to as socially awkward. I've had girlfriends, I have tons of friends now, and I'm even working on something I love doing: creating things... just like I did here for you guys. And you all thumbed me us so much for it... in the end, I had 148142 thumbs up in my content, and 18013 thumbs up in comments. It showed me that people actually can respect something that I created. So I've been writing novels and painting in the time since I've stopped posting. I don't know if anyone will treat me as well as you did funnyjunk, but I really hope they do.
But still, if the 'new pinkie pie,' who I still believe is the old pinkie pie sees this, just know that you really are ruining your website. You are taking a website that used to be fun and a great place for kids that were socially ****** up (like me) to come and meet others like themselves, but instead, you just ban as many people as you can. Granted, they are posting porn, which is bad for the site profits, but seriously? A permaban with no warning whatsoever? That's just begging to get your website population ****** up. And you said on another post "we get over a thousand new users a day. it doesn't matter how many people I ban." That attitude loses the users you have, and doesn't hold onto the new users.
Auf Wiedersehen, Funnyjunk. I'm going to miss you.
-seniorpokeman
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