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#23 - Anybody else remember the Scarab rifle in Halo 2?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Bring Back Creative... +11
User avatar #26 - iamcanadian (05/08/2013) [-]
That thing was fucking POWERFUL
User avatar #25 - Jewssassin (05/08/2013) [-]
Yep. Got it once then my game froze after I finished the level. Raged hard.
#2 - How would I go about doing something similar?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Spraypaint Art 0
User avatar #3 - spritedrake (05/07/2013) [-]
I got inspired when I saw a youtube link on here that showed this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY1Lr-yGtd8 and I decided you know what... I want to do that, and show others because this shit is cool. So watch that, watch some more from him, get educated, buy spray paint and good luck!:p
#4 - Comment deleted 05/07/2013 on Just letting you all know... +1
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Just letting you all know... 0
#3 - theseventhalias Comment deleted by seniorpokeman
#4 - seniorpokeman Comment deleted by seniorpokeman
#11 - 2. Maybe a little toward 3. 05/07/2013 on McEvolution 0
#13 - ******* love that band. 05/07/2013 on Dat Song +1
#139 - Damn, those aren't seashells. Those are d-shells. 05/06/2013 on God Dammit SpongeBob +5
#28 - But just think of how easy it could be to make... and Nintendo… 05/06/2013 on That's a lot of pokmeon 0
#48 - People buy different things. Sometimes for money. That's how t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Mac's +1
#49 - jrondeau (05/06/2013) [-]
Well alrighty then.
#26 - Yeah, I think I had it on Emerald. Wouldn't it be awesome if t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on That's a lot of pokmeon +1
#27 - iamtheblackgoat (05/06/2013) [-]
It's almost not worth trying it...having it made and then having it crash and burn for whatever reason would be more depressing than attempting to build a utopia like that
User avatar #28 - seniorpokeman (05/06/2013) [-]
But just think of how easy it could be to make... and Nintendo could have a feild day with reaping in the profits. They could have actual prices for things like pokeballs and stuff, maybe as low as 1 cent a ball, and they'd get millions a day. People's supplies in the game could cost something, higher ranking balls could cost more... In the end, it would cost less for them to distribute, for lack there of distributing, and t could cost less for the people, who would be paying a couple bucks to starts, and cents along the way at a time.
It would be amazing for both groups. A win win scenerio. and this is coming from someone that generally dislikes videogames.
#44 - I like my computer though. I don't see how buying something I …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Mac's +1
#47 - jrondeau (05/06/2013) [-]
Because personal finances should come before personal taste.

Allow me to reference a similar situation I went through. I really, really wanted to go to a certain college, but after doing the calculations, I found I would've had to graduate with upwards of $30,000 in debt for roughly the same education I would've received at other, similar institutions I had been accepted to. I decided against going with my first college, even though I desperately wanted to go, because I knew I had to be smart with my budget. Had I gone with a product that costs a fuckton more compared with other, similar products, I would've been just another fool who makes uninformed, emotion-based decisions instead of calculated, informed ones.
User avatar #48 - seniorpokeman (05/06/2013) [-]
People buy different things. Sometimes for money. That's how things work.
There's no need to be mad at somebody for spending more on something that you did. There's a fine line between having a preference for something, and being an asshole. I'm not responding anymore, because you've crossed that line.
#49 - jrondeau (05/06/2013) [-]
Well alrighty then.
#24 - I remember making that hideout... If I ever find my game, I ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2013 on That's a lot of pokmeon 0
User avatar #25 - iamtheblackgoat (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh man, it's been too long...dolls of all the cool Pokemon, some trophy item...now I need to dig out my Ruby version and look
#26 - seniorpokeman (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, I think I had it on Emerald. Wouldn't it be awesome if there was a massive pokemon MMO where people could all have their own hideouts, so that others could visit, maybe battle, stuff like that. Even with the exact same format as the old games would be awesome. Just on a massive scale. Maybe by making the maps a couple dozen times bigger, then setting up multiple worlds, almost like club penguin in a sense. People could meet up with their friends, see each others houses, battle, make their teams stronger together, etc. It could be fucking awesome...
#27 - iamtheblackgoat (05/06/2013) [-]
It's almost not worth trying it...having it made and then having it crash and burn for whatever reason would be more depressing than attempting to build a utopia like that
User avatar #28 - seniorpokeman (05/06/2013) [-]
But just think of how easy it could be to make... and Nintendo could have a feild day with reaping in the profits. They could have actual prices for things like pokeballs and stuff, maybe as low as 1 cent a ball, and they'd get millions a day. People's supplies in the game could cost something, higher ranking balls could cost more... In the end, it would cost less for them to distribute, for lack there of distributing, and t could cost less for the people, who would be paying a couple bucks to starts, and cents along the way at a time.
It would be amazing for both groups. A win win scenerio. and this is coming from someone that generally dislikes videogames.
#42 - I don't need to do the same things that you do with my compute…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Mac's 0
User avatar #64 - flyingthundergod (05/06/2013) [-]
Buy a fucking Acer Chromebook then, it's only 199$. It doesn't get viruses.
Link:www.google.com/intl/en/chrome/devices/
#43 - jrondeau (05/06/2013) [-]
I need a laptop for about the same reasons as you, yet with only minimal research one can find fine anti-virus software on a PC that's free to boot, plus I saved a substantial amount of money by going PC instead of Mac.

And even if you don't do those things, you're completely sealing yourself off from them if you eventually find them to be to your liking. Plus you're screwed out of hundreds, potentially thousands of dollars by buying a mostly inferior product.
User avatar #44 - seniorpokeman (05/06/2013) [-]
I like my computer though. I don't see how buying something I like is stupid.
You like PCs, so you buy a PC. I like Macs, so I bought a Mac.
No need for fighting, we just like different things.
#47 - jrondeau (05/06/2013) [-]
Because personal finances should come before personal taste.

Allow me to reference a similar situation I went through. I really, really wanted to go to a certain college, but after doing the calculations, I found I would've had to graduate with upwards of $30,000 in debt for roughly the same education I would've received at other, similar institutions I had been accepted to. I decided against going with my first college, even though I desperately wanted to go, because I knew I had to be smart with my budget. Had I gone with a product that costs a fuckton more compared with other, similar products, I would've been just another fool who makes uninformed, emotion-based decisions instead of calculated, informed ones.
User avatar #48 - seniorpokeman (05/06/2013) [-]
People buy different things. Sometimes for money. That's how things work.
There's no need to be mad at somebody for spending more on something that you did. There's a fine line between having a preference for something, and being an asshole. I'm not responding anymore, because you've crossed that line.
#49 - jrondeau (05/06/2013) [-]
Well alrighty then.
#35 - I use a Mac. I don't play video games, it runs faster than…  [+] (23 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Mac's -10
#230 - carsausage (05/14/2013) [-]
the reason macs "don't get viruses" is because such a limited amount of software. Also, the amount of people that use a mac can't quite justify writing a virus.
User avatar #231 - seniorpokeman (05/14/2013) [-]
Exactly.
#232 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
whatever. there's still gonna be someone out there, waiting for dumbfucks stupid enough to click that link and bam, a virus appears on a mac.
User avatar #233 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
And that stupid asshole will deserve it. Still not seeing the point, here.
#234 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
>stupidface gets virus
>stupidface demands cure from you
>try to cure stupidface's computer
>virus is leech
>leeches to random USB file
>ask stupidface if you want said program removed
>open it
>oshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.pptx
>your computer infected
>YFW computer infected
User avatar #235 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
...and why the fuck would I do something like that?
I don't even let people I trust handle my computer.
Honestly, that was just stupid.
#236 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
>tfw down on cash and fixing macs is the only thing you can do
User avatar #237 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't know how to fix macs, nor do I have any interest in learning how.
Want to try again, or have you run out of ideas yet?
User avatar #239 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
I see no point in this. I just like a different type of computer than you. If you have nothing better to do than insult someone for liking a different piece of equipment, I honestly kind of feel bad for you.
User avatar #240 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
While I'll admit macs are good for the arts, I've learned Windows is a better choice for casual computing.
#79 - mishterlusk (05/06/2013) [-]
You haven't gotten a virus on it, because people already feel sorry for you.
User avatar #126 - noodlelover (05/06/2013) [-]
Sorry bro but... overused joke is overused

plese mak nu j0ke
#75 - 4chan refugee (05/06/2013) [-]
No, making fun of mac is like the guy in the pickup truck making fun of the guy in lamborghini, except the lamborgini just looks like a lamborgini.
It's really just a pickup truck disguised as a lambo so that you'll pay more for it. Fact.
User avatar #60 - thepalmtoptiger (05/06/2013) [-]
I'd rather give myself papercuts in the webbing of my fingers rather than buy a Mac. If you like OSX then I urge you to just install it on a non-Apple PC. It will literally function just as well, you can upgrade it, you can service it yourself, and it will cost a fraction of the price.
#38 - jrondeau (05/06/2013) [-]
Here's the thing though:

To your average everyday person, a Mac may seem better than a PC because typically whatever costs more and tends to be better, but to anyone who has done even the slightest bit of research as to what owning a Mac entails, PC > Mac for almost every purpose. This would be fine, but couple this with the fact that a Mac costs significantly more than a PC and you're just another dumb fuck who bought a lesser product because of its brand name and shininess.
#42 - seniorpokeman (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't need to do the same things that you do with my computer.
I don't game.
I don't write code.
I have no need to have a computer that I customized.
I just need something that runs fast, looks good, and doesn't get viruses.
For me, the mac was the best option. A bit pricey, but still, it's the best laptop I've ever owned.
No need to call me a dumb fuck. I'm just someone with a different taste in computers than you.
User avatar #64 - flyingthundergod (05/06/2013) [-]
Buy a fucking Acer Chromebook then, it's only 199$. It doesn't get viruses.
Link:www.google.com/intl/en/chrome/devices/
#43 - jrondeau (05/06/2013) [-]
I need a laptop for about the same reasons as you, yet with only minimal research one can find fine anti-virus software on a PC that's free to boot, plus I saved a substantial amount of money by going PC instead of Mac.

And even if you don't do those things, you're completely sealing yourself off from them if you eventually find them to be to your liking. Plus you're screwed out of hundreds, potentially thousands of dollars by buying a mostly inferior product.
User avatar #44 - seniorpokeman (05/06/2013) [-]
I like my computer though. I don't see how buying something I like is stupid.
You like PCs, so you buy a PC. I like Macs, so I bought a Mac.
No need for fighting, we just like different things.
#47 - jrondeau (05/06/2013) [-]
Because personal finances should come before personal taste.

Allow me to reference a similar situation I went through. I really, really wanted to go to a certain college, but after doing the calculations, I found I would've had to graduate with upwards of $30,000 in debt for roughly the same education I would've received at other, similar institutions I had been accepted to. I decided against going with my first college, even though I desperately wanted to go, because I knew I had to be smart with my budget. Had I gone with a product that costs a fuckton more compared with other, similar products, I would've been just another fool who makes uninformed, emotion-based decisions instead of calculated, informed ones.
User avatar #48 - seniorpokeman (05/06/2013) [-]
People buy different things. Sometimes for money. That's how things work.
There's no need to be mad at somebody for spending more on something that you did. There's a fine line between having a preference for something, and being an asshole. I'm not responding anymore, because you've crossed that line.
#49 - jrondeau (05/06/2013) [-]
Well alrighty then.
#44 - On Dragon Ball Z, all of the characters, due to their high amo…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Dragon Ball Z +4
User avatar #61 - theexo (05/05/2013) [-]
so those long moments where they stop fighting and just talk to each other, were they talking really fast too?
#50 - ramenedish (05/05/2013) [-]
But if they're moving so fast, how come there are bits where they are moving REALLY fast?
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#11 - care to explain a little more?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on Taiwan MRT Scandal explained 0
#12 - whateveridontneed (05/04/2013) [-]
Dude was getting his dick sucked but people weren't sure because the girl wasn't moving. They later admitted it to the police.

#18 - Anybody have a link to a newspaper on this? Sounds interesting. 05/04/2013 on Demolition manager 0
#28 - That guy's a ******* idiot. Everything from facts… 05/03/2013 on (1) Tumblr +1
#326 - I could have sworn that the part that said "angel beats&q… 05/03/2013 on 4chan's /b/ being sentimental 0
#325 - Comment deleted 05/03/2013 on 4chan's /b/ being sentimental 0
#82 - Good thing you specified man seman. I thought that was woman s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on MFW +2
User avatar #84 - esquaredsixteen (05/03/2013) [-]
Yes, I knew that might be an issue when I was crafting this artistic and universally well-received masterpiece.

The differences between man and woman semen are subtle. Not everyone immediately knows if it comes from a penis or the troll that lives inside of vaginas.
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Happy First of May +1
#3 - bastille Comment deleted by seniorpokeman
#7 - Heroin means female. They are your heroes.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on feels... feel everwhere +2
#9 - 4chan refugee (05/02/2013) [-]
Heroin is a drug. You're mean heroine.
#48 - Wasn't he the one that said it should be a pure capitalist sys… 05/01/2013 on Pyramid of Capitalist System 0
#38 - Everyone's a Socialist or a Communist until they actually star… 05/01/2013 on Pyramid of Capitalist System 0

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User avatar #2 - seniorpokeman (08/30/2012) [-]
Well funnyjunk, it looks like I'm going to get banned. The new pinkie pie said on a post about proxies that anybody that thumbed the picture up is going to be banned. I thumbed the picture up, simply because it was an incredibly good idea, (and quite frankly, I hit the button that said 'funny', because it is funny just how bad the new pinkie pie's going to get.). I have had a lot of fun here on funnyjunk. I was a user back when I was only a little kid. Before I could even understand the jokes here. And it breaks my heart that I'm going to be banned very soon.
But there is something I really wanted to say. THANK YOU funnyjunk. Before I was a user of this site, I was a socially awkward kid with no friends. But funnyjunk gave me a place to meet people and be myself. You were all my friends when I had none, and you taught me how to both act and be funny in real life.
Now, I'm not even close to as socially awkward. I've had girlfriends, I have tons of friends now, and I'm even working on something I love doing: creating things... just like I did here for you guys. And you all thumbed me us so much for it... in the end, I had 148142 thumbs up in my content, and 18013 thumbs up in comments. It showed me that people actually can respect something that I created. So I've been writing novels and painting in the time since I've stopped posting. I don't know if anyone will treat me as well as you did funnyjunk, but I really hope they do.
But still, if the 'new pinkie pie,' who I still believe is the old pinkie pie sees this, just know that you really are ruining your website. You are taking a website that used to be fun and a great place for kids that were socially ****** up (like me) to come and meet others like themselves, but instead, you just ban as many people as you can. Granted, they are posting porn, which is bad for the site profits, but seriously? A permaban with no warning whatsoever? That's just begging to get your website population ****** up. And you said on another post "we get over a thousand new users a day. it doesn't matter how many people I ban." That attitude loses the users you have, and doesn't hold onto the new users.
Auf Wiedersehen, Funnyjunk. I'm going to miss you.
-seniorpokeman
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